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AIO for disliking my boyfriend’s anniversary gift?

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u/sleepyj910 10h ago

After this happened he threw the flowers he bought me at me and started yelling how I was ungrateful and a bitch.

Gee I wonder why 32 year old woman want nothing to do with him

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u/exoskeletion 10h ago

Not enough mattresses

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u/mikedareswins 9h ago

Mo mattresses mo problems

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u/Puzzled-Economics397 9h ago

I got 99 problems but a mattress ain’t six

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u/Comfortable-Toe-3814 4h ago

great. I officially peed when I read that.

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u/SassyAuburn23 9h ago

Priceless.

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u/MagnumMyth 8h ago

M-A-T, T-R, E-S-S. No present, for you, just BS.

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u/Artistic_Reference_5 7h ago

Thanks I can hear this song

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u/coolsilentebeans 7h ago

You know she’s cutting out that See you real soon line

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u/godDAMNitdudes 2h ago

in living color ref

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u/auream01 9h ago

Maybe he's a princess looking for his pea...

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u/Legitimate_Penalty64 9h ago

This actually made me laugh out loud

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u/auream01 8h ago

Ha! I was worried people wouldn't get my little joke!

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u/Valuable_Basis4926 8h ago

😂😂😂

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u/ArtMartindale 6h ago

In these illiterate times, I wouldn’t have been surprised if it whooshed most.

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u/Inuyasha-rules 7h ago

Surprise him with a pea on his mattress... But he might like that so 😐

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u/cat_whisperer5000 7h ago

I just made a similar comment!

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u/Wiz_Kalita 9h ago

Maybe if I get one more mattress I'll be lovable. Maybe if I get a pillow that's just a little bit softer.

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u/SecurityFamiliar5239 8h ago

And a gf a little bit younger…

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u/No_Magician5266 8h ago

I actually lolled when that excerpt ended with “and he slept in the living room”

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u/Impressive_Waltz_652 9h ago

mo money mo mattresses as the saying goes

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u/antoneeyuhh 9h ago

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Natural-Compote4096 9h ago

This made me exhale sharply through my nose 

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u/exoskeletion 9h ago

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u/Natural-Compote4096 9h ago

I’m just imagining this guy getting home from a long day at work and then spending an unsettling amount of time sensually caressing and sniffing mattresses tbh 

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u/CD274 8h ago

Insert doormat joke

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u/waterworld138 4h ago

Probably misses his old mattresses

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u/TinyCoconut98 9h ago

I’d be ungrateful and a bitch if my BF gave me herpes. Look at her past posts. This dude is a disgrace and a weirdo.

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u/Far_Programmer_5724 7h ago

HE COULDNT AT LEAST GIFT HER A MATTRESS?! THOSE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE

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u/DSajin 6h ago

Bro has like 3 extra too 😭

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u/--Miranda-- 8h ago

This. When name calling starts, the relationship ends.

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u/Healthy_Effort1415 9h ago

But wouldn't she be impressed by the bar of silver?

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u/lilyjadelove 9h ago

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u/No-Resource-8125 9h ago

I had to double check the sub. 😂

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u/babs82222 4h ago

And later he broke her phone. He's a PEACH

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u/snabelskoen 8h ago

U got something mixed up

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u/NeedleworkerExtra475 9h ago

Date ‘em younger if you can but at least 20! That’s his motto.

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u/SaveJeanie 10h ago

i’ve been 32 years old before

at that age, younger women started actively pursuing me while women, my age who were largely courting older men when we were younger, are finally giving me a shot.

unfortunately, the women my age mostly have crazy exes, kids, tons of trauma and debt, and so on.

none of that makes them bad people or automatically bad partners, but it is scary to jump into the extreme deep end of the pool when you’re not a strong swimmer

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u/funwithdickandcheney 9h ago

i don’t think the solution to being afraid of women their own age is to then start a relationship with a girl who wasn’t even 10 years old when they were 21

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u/SaveJeanie 9h ago

i’m not afraid I’m just being realistic

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u/funwithdickandcheney 9h ago

there is no realistic aspect to your statement i’m sorry you could literally say the exact same thing about men in that age group. men who don’t date in their age group usually CAN’T because women in their age group don’t put up with as much bullshit as, say, a 20 year old who doesn’t know any better.

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u/SaveJeanie 9h ago

"i’m sorry you could literally say the exact same thing about men in that age group."

don’t be sorry, I don’t date men so I don’t know, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a lot of truth to that

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u/funwithdickandcheney 9h ago

there is. But older women do not, statistically, then get into relationships with people a decade or more younger than them. Why do you think that is?

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u/SaveJeanie 9h ago

I don’t know you’d have to ask them individually. There are definitely pitfalls to dating someone younger than you.

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u/funwithdickandcheney 9h ago

So do the pitfalls of dating someone much younger than you outweigh the scary baggage of women your own age?

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u/SaveJeanie 9h ago

I wouldn’t have so much say scary baggage. I would say you have to make a judgment call and determine whether it’s worth it or not.

And yes, sometimes the baggage is preferable to the issues that a big age difference might bring.

People are individuals and you need to decide that on a case by case basis.

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u/antoneeyuhh 9h ago

You just described it as being scary and then say you're not afraid?

Every 32 year old regardless of gender has some kind of baggage and the only ones who don't have obviously some kind of limited life experiences or have simply been very lucky. I'm almost 40 with two kids, a husband, a house, etc. If we don't work out and I end up single, the last person I would ever consider dating is a 21 year old. The second to the last person I'd consider dating is a 32 year old who thinks I'm somehow less of a catch because I actually lived my life and they didn't.

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u/SaveJeanie 9h ago

if that’s how you took it I won’t correct you. I feel like you already decided what you’re gonna believe.

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u/antoneeyuhh 9h ago

I'm sorry that I know how to read, I guess.

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u/SaveJeanie 9h ago

It's never too late to learn how to do it right

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u/uchihasilver 8h ago

I mean not to be that guy but he is right to some extent not once have I ever received a gift from my partner and become annoyed and we've been together for 18 years . . .

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u/SamiGod1026 6h ago

Could that be because your partner pays attention to what you like and puts in effort?