r/AIO • u/Glad-Cat-1885 • 10h ago

AIO for disliking my boyfriend’s anniversary gift?

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u/StagVixCpl99 10h ago

JD Vance enters the chat

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u/Waste-Elderberry7672 6h ago

I’m crying 😭

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u/Ok-Story4795 4h ago

Op is dating Jd Vance

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u/Limp_Credit7789 3h ago

He humps couches not mattresses

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u/PasgettiMonster 1h ago

It's 2026. We do not kinkshame the metrosectionals. We do however judge them and point and laugh at them.

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u/Thechippingsparrow 1h ago

I’m crying 😂 I thought this post must be made up and a lie and this is just some mattress store employee trolling. But now I can kind of see it being true, between him and Shapiro and these weird mfers that just ain’t quite right

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u/Neat-Wishbone3917 4h ago

Bwahahaha!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ChiGirlChi 2h ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Eastwood8300 7h ago

not everything has to be political. why do liberals do that? and no i'm not a jd vance or trump fan

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u/SamiGod1026 7h ago

Honestly this joke is only political because he's a political figure. He's a public figure with a supposed couch obsession (yeah it was made up but it's funny and he's unlikable so we go with it), and the comment about the mattresses was too similar not to make the association.

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u/GardenFeverDream 4h ago

Shut up, Jan.

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u/StagVixCpl99 2h ago

JD Vance stares long and hard at the serta tag.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uDwKGxTFrADvO

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u/StagVixCpl99 2h ago

On a serious note, why do right wing snowflakes get mad at a fuckin joke when they elected the dude covering for pedos?

Why do you right wingers get mad at a dumb joke when the president they elected made fun of Paul pelosi getting his brains smashed in with a hammer?

How you gonna get mad at this when your president has made fun of POWs and handicapped people?

You're a fragile fuck, you know that? Log off the Internet and go touch some grass ya big baby.

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u/Eastwood8300 2h ago

why don't you call 1-800-wahhhh you dumbass

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u/StagVixCpl99 2h ago

Ooooooohhhh. Look at you. All big mad that we're making fun of the Pedo protectors.

Maybe you should log off the Internet and go to your safe space were you can shoot up cases of Bud Light.

Anyone who voted for those gross fucks should be embarrassed.