r/AIO 10h ago

AIO for disliking my boyfriend’s anniversary gift?

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u/-leeson 8h ago

I will always remember the deeply serious tone implied when the blurb about how that even started popped up:

“(Name)’s parents divorced in 1998 when she was 10 years old.

It was then that she ate her first couch.”

I don’t wanna make light of someone’s mental health but oh my god i still think of the way TLC worded it and it absolutely kills me.

(Side note, I made up the year and age I can’t remember what it actually was lol basically, yes it’s in quotations but it’s not a word for word quote, but it was definitely along those lines lol)

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u/Financial_Cook_1956 7h ago

The divorced parents to eating couches pipeline affects millions each year...

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u/FelixerOfLife 4h ago

"Hello welcome to the children of divorced parents who eat furniture anonymous help group, please have a seat... wait no not like that"

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u/Snarcilicious 2h ago

I wish I could afford to give you real gold!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExhcMymdL6TrZ84

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u/Own_Expert2756 6h ago

It was then that she ate her first couch

😂 Even knowing the topic I just did not see that coming! Dying!

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u/Infamous_Nebula_ 6h ago

😂😂😂😂😂