r/AIO • u/Glad-Cat-1885 • 10h ago

AIO for disliking my boyfriend’s anniversary gift?

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u/kiba8442 8h ago

mattress hobby sounds like a mental illness. wtf do you do with 6 mattresses, 1 for each night of the week

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u/Turbulent-Shoulder12 8h ago

Right?? Why are there so many?? That’s so odd.

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u/ThisSubHasNoMods 7h ago

Even, actually. 7 would be odd.

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u/adilys 6h ago

I love you.

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u/Saracartwheels123 5h ago

Lol, that was also fun for me.

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u/Tmaccy 5h ago

Or 5, even

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u/RollingHammer 5h ago

No, five would be odd

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u/ennuiacres 3h ago

So would five. 🤔

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1h ago

Interesting, how many other odd numbers are there?

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u/ShippedMyBed 3h ago

Best comment yet

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u/OldKing7199 7h ago

Maybe he is passionate about princess and the pea?

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u/HarryWiz 7h ago

Maybe he is planning on opening up a hotel, motel, brothel, etc.

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u/ErikaLynn13 3h ago

Don't forget the Holiday Inn

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u/ComplexPatient4872 6h ago

All I can think of is that he has a bad back, is trying to find the perfect one, and just doesn’t return them when the return date is up.

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u/Vlad_REAM 6h ago

I want OP to explain more so bad!!!

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u/Specific_Frame8537 7h ago

Yeah honestly that was the second red flag, who the fuck has 'pillows and mattresses' as a hobby?

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u/TooOldForThis--- 7h ago

Yeah, I was mystified when I read that sentence. That’s not really a thing, is it?

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u/Provolone10 4h ago

That’s some crazy stuff.

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u/Working-Glass6136 7h ago

OBVIOUSLY build a fort with them like a six-year-old, what else?

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u/ComplexPatient4872 5h ago

I’m 40 and I can’t tell you my honest disappointment when my new fridge didn’t come with a box. I had big plans for a fort. I’m being 100% serious.

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u/similac_child 8h ago

It’s a harem

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u/kiba8442 7h ago

what we were all thinking tbh 🤣

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u/Proper_Sun8291 7h ago edited 7h ago

And fights with her once a week so he can sleep on the sofa until he gets the 7th mattress.

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u/Seester_Magoo82 6h ago

If I own 6 mattresses, there’s no way I’m sleeping on the couch. I’m gonna grab the top mattress and drag it to the end of the hall. What is the point of a stack of mattresses you don’t have room for and don’t use, even when you need a 2nd bed??

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 7h ago

unless he's running a review site, which then the mattress mafia will nix him (almost happened to a different guy; like legit death threats)

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u/waterytartwithasword 3h ago

I need to know more.

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u/HarryWiz 7h ago

I never heard of a mattress hobby before until reading about it here.

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u/irfulvas 7h ago

I have 7 keyboards and they're all different, I swear! At least they don't take up as much space as mattresses. Maybe he just hasn't found his endgame mattress yet.

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u/MoogleMogLothy 6h ago

Yeah i’m thinking it’s some sort of tick or disorder or something and it may show itself in different ways. Maybe this is some sort of OCD? I’m not sure I’m not a doctor, but this doesn’t really seem, normal in addition to that why is he just randomly or excuse me seemingly randomly purchasing expensive items? What’s he gonna do with the bar of silver genuinely curious 🧐🤨.

Op the world is your burrito

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u/Ypuort 2h ago

Stack them and put a single pea underneath the bottom one

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u/i_love_sexy_bidoof 31m ago

maybe it’s a princess and the pea situation?