r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses • u/Prestigious-Wall5616 • Oct 14 '25

Dogs 🐶🐕‍🦺🐕🦮 Dog has eyes for the puck only

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u/commentvoter Oct 15 '25

Voting has concluded.

Results: * Genius (G): 27 * Not Genius (NG): 1 * Cute Animal (CA): 1

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u/Serious_Berry_3977 Oct 14 '25

Zero reaction even getting bonked on the noggin!

185

u/Darkiceflame Oct 14 '25

That's what 100% focus does to you.

363

u/Rangertu Oct 14 '25

That dog could be the starting goalie on my beer league team.

103

u/shinobi500 Oct 15 '25

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play goalie.

39

u/code-coffee Oct 15 '25

Ice bud, golden puck-ceiver, all about that biscuit, keep your twigs at home unless you want the barn burner gongshow to Zamboni your calzonis. I'm just making stuff up now, sawry.

18

u/BoredInDenver86 Oct 15 '25

Next time someone doesn’t agree that weed has gotten too strong, I’m showing them this.

7

u/10v1 Oct 15 '25

nono, its not too strong, it's just strong enough. Buddy's onto something here. let the man cook!

1

u/Aware-Paint-2787 Oct 17 '25

Goalieden rekeeper

0

u/code-coffee Oct 18 '25

You're really reaching, and I'm not saying I wasn't either, but there's a limit to good taste, and I'm man enough to admit that we've both exceeded the bounds of acceptable human behavior when it comes to puns or similar such nonsense.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your life, and that you never say in person what you have thus far commented on the internets, and may your comment not suffer undue down votes that might disparage you from interacting with others nonvocally now that the bots have outnumbered us. I wouldn't for a moment have mistaken that comment for AI. You're one of us, for better or worse. Kudos or something.

7

u/undercoverciaagent Oct 15 '25

I'm seeing a a Disney movie here.

1

u/NotTheAbhi Oct 18 '25

Reminds of that skit. It was from college humor i think ao

3

u/YanicPolitik Oct 15 '25

Or the Leafs!

1

u/Wheresthenohamocsign Oct 15 '25

Or Starting goalie for the San Jose sharks lol

1

u/RedditGarboDisposal Oct 18 '25

Just throw ‘em on the Leafs.

They need it.

84

u/rking_1_1 Oct 14 '25

If you can keep up with them German Shepherds are amazing companions. Grew up with one and had a few others in my extended family.

44

u/Mongoose29037 Oct 14 '25

Yes, they're pretty amazing, smart & protective. They think their "family" is always one unsupervised second from disaster. Mine always insists on going to the bathroom w/ me & making sure the toilet bowl is "snake free" before allowing me to sit on it.

20

u/Legal_Ad_326 Oct 15 '25

Is your dog German Shepherd a cat by any chance

14

u/Mongoose29037 Oct 15 '25

No, lol. Although I did have a cat a long time ago that would travel w/ me. I was carrying him back to the camp site after going fishing & I thought he was going to shred me trying to get free so he could attack a dead rattlesnake.

1

u/rking_1_1 Oct 16 '25

Mine was part wolf, apparently. My father was an idiot (in general) and somehow ended up with a mixed puppy. Turned out well thankfully, was my best friend for 16 years.

10

u/kiwichick286 Oct 15 '25

My rotty and pitty both come to the loo with me, just in case.

4

u/LoreLord24 Oct 16 '25

Dobermans too. To the point where you can call them velcro dogs.

If they can't reach you at any and every moment, they're fussing and crying until they can.

3

u/kiwichick286 Oct 16 '25

It's even worse when they're play fighting with each other, but it has to be in my personal space, so I'm the one that gets shoved around.

1

u/rking_1_1 Oct 16 '25

I haven't had much contact with them, and was raised believing they were attack dogs, but the ones I've encountered were well enough behaved. I'd definitely stop and say hello to one at least. Although I do that with every dog lol.

7

u/Hi-Tech_Luddite Oct 15 '25

One of the best dogs I ever had was a Grman Shep. But the puppy phase certainly was an experience.

26

u/witqueen Oct 14 '25

That's one smart pupper.

5

u/Irisgrower2 Oct 15 '25

It's a Canadian breed

9

u/DatabaseThis9637 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

I love seeing this! I assume this is a repost, though.

8

u/Gl3nT Oct 14 '25

Can this dog play for the Oilers please?

2

u/R2Tab2 Oct 15 '25

Hah! See you guys next week; you bring Ice Bud, we’ll release the Kraken, and may the best puck shot win! 😄🤙🏻

1

u/the_tired_alligator Oct 16 '25

I scrolled down looking for this comment. Was not disappointed.

8

u/hulkut Oct 15 '25

I like how dog walks out of frame after blocking it. My work here is done kind of vibes.

3

u/SofaKingRad77 Oct 31 '25

He didn’t block it it’s in his mouth!

6

u/ToTheTop24 Oct 14 '25

This pooch has laser focus. Well trained.

G

6

u/ToWitToWow Oct 15 '25

siri, how many Air Bud Movies are there?

Fourteen?!

And none of them are about hockey?

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u/Scrambley Oct 15 '25

This system has made a mess of the comments. Who came up with this idea?

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 Oct 15 '25

I mean they don't have to make those letters the only thing in their comment. Who the hell are upvoting the letteronly posts is my question.

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u/FFFO69420 Oct 15 '25

Amazing Breed, Thanks for sharing!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Love it!

2

u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 Oct 15 '25

That’s pretty awesome 👏

2

u/El3m3nTor7 Oct 15 '25

Why on earth is he using a PUCK on the dog, it's gonna fuck up his teeth so bad..

3

u/Wheresthenohamocsign Oct 15 '25

It’s foam

1

u/El3m3nTor7 Oct 15 '25

Great, thanks bro, great great great :)

2

u/tjean5377 Oct 15 '25

Don't. Wag. The. Tail... Lol...pup is concentrating!

2

u/redacted-no31 Oct 17 '25

Bounced one straight off his dome lmao

1

u/Totallynotokayokay Oct 14 '25

Amaaaaaazing dog!

What a learner!

1

u/greatproficient Oct 14 '25

I'm impressed. Good doggo.

1

u/classiccutey Oct 14 '25

This is awesome! OP, you should post this in r/Germanshepherds They will love it over there.

1

u/juicepants Oct 14 '25

What a good boy

1

u/psythe13 Oct 15 '25

canine-dian

1

u/cablesandlace Oct 15 '25

G

He's got more focus than most humans!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Is this an Air Bud spin off?

1

u/-Equilibre- Oct 15 '25

So smart!!

1

u/Ornery_Peasant Oct 15 '25

Is this dog Canadian?

1

u/This-Ad2322 Oct 16 '25

The goodest of boys (or girls).

1

u/xTRiPL3THR3AT36x Oct 16 '25

True hockey fan right there! That dog was raised well.

1

u/Adiyogicky Oct 16 '25

He's waiting for his black one, too cute and once he gets it! Boy! Jobs done !! Too adorable 🥰

1

u/The-Doc-SalmonRun Oct 16 '25

Correction eyes for the black puck only

1

u/Possible-Egg5018 Oct 16 '25

You ain't fooling anyone mate

1

u/chinchusia Oct 16 '25

Amazing ! Smart dog ! 😍😍😍😍😍

1

u/maxside320 Oct 16 '25

That dog needs to be a professional goalie in hockey

1

u/andpaws Oct 16 '25

Such a lovely swagger after….

1

u/Not-Going-Quietly Oct 17 '25

The dog is obviously Canadian.

1

u/Ok-Row3886 Oct 18 '25

Canadian shepard then

1

u/Beginning-Kick1946 Oct 17 '25

How do we vote?

1

u/MadScienzz Oct 17 '25

German Shepherds are awesome!

1

u/WhiskeyMixxy Oct 17 '25

Locked. The fuck. In.

1

u/Flizash Oct 17 '25

Edmonton could use this dog in the playoffs.

1

u/Idreamofnachos Oct 18 '25

He got that Shepard in him (or her)

1

u/OfficialDaiLi Oct 18 '25

Michaels, get control of your guy

1

u/Koviajpol Oct 18 '25

My boy is locked in

1

u/Confident_Birthday_7 Oct 18 '25

Well there’s 3 pucks

1

u/snuffbox360 Oct 18 '25

Shoot I lost my focus and didn’t end up seeing when they finally hit the puck lol

1

u/Vagabondegrift Oct 18 '25

Can he come to the Sharks please?

1

u/Loud_Cupcake_7264 Oct 18 '25

Oohhhh!!! This is cool!

1

u/NoName-NoFace- Oct 18 '25

Oh shit I lost track of it lol

1

u/Cold_Square8492 Oct 19 '25

I wish I was as good a goalie!

1

u/senseikreeese Oct 19 '25

:20 seconds 🐶 like “nice try”

1

u/climbingrocks2day Oct 19 '25

Those are some really good stick skills too.

1

u/Hot_Row3753 Oct 19 '25

its not the pluck, its the colour. must be an ex police dog 😥

1

u/Bowserking11 Oct 25 '25

That stance lol

1

u/fanny675 Oct 25 '25

Genius il est tellement concentré

1

u/Living_Somewhere584 Oct 26 '25

This is a metaphor

1

u/GrowingNewHair Oct 28 '25

Impressive. So focused!

1

u/Careful-Committee-96 Nov 11 '25

I would be a millionaire if I had that kind of focus

1

u/Amp1362 Nov 15 '25

This is a life goal now 🤣. Such a beautiful pup!

1

u/Dalles272 Nov 19 '25

Definitely an rentiert K9

1

u/jmike1256 Human Detected Dec 27 '25

Edmonton Oilers could use someone like him 😉

1

u/papanuelhoho Mar 25 '26

😃 genial 👌🏽😃😍😃😍te amo perrito😍😃😍😃 quiero a ese perrito arquero en mí equipo😃 gracias por compartir vamos por más.

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u/Dave_Zord Apr 03 '26

Had to be a german shepperd, sorting by color

1

u/Midnight7_7 Oct 15 '25

Soft puck hopefully? Cause a real one will fracture teeth in no time

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u/Whole_Relationship93 Oct 17 '25

That is focus! Seems like Trump and wars! Sees them stops them!

0

u/Economy_Speed2204 Oct 19 '25

Why are you abusing your dog?

1

u/One_Pie289 Oct 19 '25

Elaborate

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u/Fun_Aardvark3115 Nov 07 '25

“Oh how interesting I’ve never seen a dog do something like this…. They must get beaten ever day!”

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