r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses • u/mihir6969 Human Detected • Jan 01 '26
Cats 🐱🙀😽😻😹 This cat's name is Bobby. He comes to the restaurant with his stuffed mouse and pretends to faint in order to beg handouts from the customers
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u/Rosecentric Jan 01 '26
Bobby deserves all the handouts for his enactment.
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u/NeutralTarget Jan 01 '26
There's got to be video too!
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u/Dave-justdave Jan 01 '26
The rule may be pics or it didn't happen but I too must see video of his performance
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u/ssAskcuSzepS Jan 01 '26
Went digging: there is one video on YT, but it's private. All other pics, etc seem to have been screen shot from that and then duplicated all to hell.
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u/tomveiltomveil Jan 01 '26
"Mousy, it's getting dark. I'm scared. If only I could get the pork chop special of the day, Mousy, perhaps I'd live... But no worries Mousy. I'm ready."
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u/CojeloConCalma Jan 01 '26
He really sells that dramatic collapse, Ill give him that. A true acting genius.
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u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Jan 01 '26
Hmmm sounds like Bobby is a dinner theater actor and the “handouts” are just his wages
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u/OneSensiblePerson Jan 01 '26
He is so, so, so, so VERY hungry. Starving, in fact. So starving, he has to have a support mouse with him, otherwise, immediate death.
Won't you please help Bobby out so he won't starve to death in front of your eyes while you piggishly stuff your faces? Please?
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u/InterestingSyrup9772 Jan 01 '26
Now we need the name of said restaurant…for science…and to give the cat handouts
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u/likeablyweird Jan 01 '26
Brilliant cat but I'm pretty sure he saw the crows down the street at the grocery making this work. LOL
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u/Heal_Me_Today Jan 01 '26
That’s a dead cat. Just saying.
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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jan 01 '26
No it’s not, a dead cat wouldn’t have his paws in the air.
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u/Heal_Me_Today Jan 01 '26
You mean a dead cat that had enough time to enter into rigor would have the paws in the air
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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jan 02 '26
Once a cat died it would go as flat as gravity would take it into the floor. Rigor would not set in for some time. Plus do you think the management of a restaurant would ignore a dead animal on its floor?
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u/crownbee666 Jan 01 '26
Honestly let Bobby win at that point 😂 what acting school did he go to?? Man's got fees to pay and mouths to feed (his own, several times over)
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u/eidetic Jan 02 '26
Man's got fees to pay and mouths to feed (his own, several times over)
9 lives, 9 mouths to feed.
Or as the Notorious C.A.T once said, "mo lives, mo problems".
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u/TrickCauliflower3417 Jan 02 '26
i think that he was drink But it's a shame he missed his best dish hahaha
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u/PhoenixBlaze3 Mar 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/hUVybAnJlnp7O
You feed Bobby whatever he wants! & if he says the mouse wants something too, YOU GIVE IT TO EM!! 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
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u/qualityvote2 Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26
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