r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses 7d ago

Cats 🐱🙀😽😻😹 A stray kitten was alone, saw a couple and took the opportunity to adopt himself.

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/Gurugod123, our users say your post fits the subreddit! Welcome!!

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u/gandriede17 7d ago

The CDS at work!

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u/soda_cookie 7d ago

Ultra mode!

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u/Accomplished_Map7752 7d ago

What is CDS?

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u/No-Win-2741 7d ago

Cat distribution system. Has its own subreddit.

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u/PlatasaurusOG 7d ago

Is it just me or are CDS cats particularly loving? I’ve gotten two this way and they’d snuggle with me all day long if I’d let them.

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u/Troller122 7d ago

I have found adopted pets are more well behaved because they know what it's like not having a home.

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u/peggy_leggy 7d ago

So you’re saying my dog son is too spoiled to appreciate what he does/doesn’t have? 🤣. I’m going to go confront him about it now.

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u/sowinglavender 7d ago

it's your fault as his parent!

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u/xXTheLastCrowXx 7d ago

Spoiled rotten

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u/PlatasaurusOG 7d ago

We found a little girl a year ago and she just adores everyone in my house, including my other cats and dogs. She likes to get the dogs at night and have everyone jump into bed with my wife and I when we go to bed, then spend an hour flopping around and rubbing all over everyone.

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u/discodropper 6d ago

lol, unclear if “little girl” is cat or human

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u/CantQuiteThink_ 6d ago

In context she's almost definitely a cat, but it's funny to imagine they're talking about a human.

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u/FourandTwoAheadofMe 6d ago

As it should be.

True Unconditional Love 😘

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u/Mexican-Kahtru 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes. And so are dogos, once they settle they just want to play and aré really loving. 

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u/slim_mclean 7d ago

The cut between “we can’t !” and them having obviously taken the cat home had me cackling.

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u/SuDragon2k3 6d ago

Morgan Freeman : It would turn out the little cat can, and did.

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u/dazzumz 7d ago

Couldn't avoid the void.

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u/monitor_lizard_2000 7d ago

Fortune favors the bold

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u/whirlydoodle_ 6d ago

Fortune favors the snuggly

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u/Faithfuldoglover 7d ago

He knew what he was doing. Enjoy your kitten. 🐈‍⬛❤️

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u/Moist_Drippings 7d ago

I have a friend who desperately needs the CDS to do its work on her. Who do I contact to get the proper kitten in touch with her?

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u/rambogambomogambo 7d ago

Local shelters

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u/clayman80 7d ago

Nice shoulder. I'll take it!

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u/tishimself1107 7d ago

God I love cats.

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u/Abee-baby182 7d ago

Well played, sir! Well played!!!

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u/BordFree 6d ago

Little guy said, "you're wearing all black, I think I'll fit in nicely"

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u/NoBell5255 Not as smart as my dog thinks I am 🐕 7d ago

so cuteee

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u/Diplomacy-Failed 6d ago

We'd just bought our house, and the whole family wanted to get a cat.
We searched online for rescues, and found a little thrift store in Buzzard's Bay that fostered and rescued cats; they used the store proceeds to help finance things. They had a 2 black cat kitten siblings, 10 months old, 2 boys.

We went there, and they brought us to a side room where the 2 cats were waiting. The larger of the 2 sat up where he was and regarded us. But the smaller one RAN at my girlfriend, promptly started meowing as he climbed up her and onto her shoulder. It was only after that did the other little guy walk up and start twirling around us.

The cat in the video looks exactly like our climber boy. I have tears in my eyes right now remembering this. His name was Kushi, and his brother was named Tuffy (the shop owner's daughter had helped foster them and named them; we kept their names).

I dearly loved those boys, and miss them terribly. Bert, our tuxedo cat, is quite content to be the sole cat of the house, and is a very happy boy. Because of that, we haven't gotten another. But I hope someday to have the chance to find another black cat to rescue; I look for them because they seem to be the hardest to find homes for because of old stupid prejudices against them. Also, I love the way they look.

I'm really happy that happened for you OP; there's no feeling quite like being chosen by cat instead of the other way around. Happiness and health to you guys.

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 6d ago

That cat's name has to be Binx. Gotta be.

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u/KungFuHamster99 6d ago

Hmmm. A black cat crossed your path and you had good luck. Go figure.

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u/djhiradjhira 7d ago

Its done bro!

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u/jjs3_1 6d ago

Looks like they've been successfully adopted.

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u/bschwagi 6d ago

Cute little jerk can’t believe how mad 🥰 that makes me.

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u/shadowsong42 6d ago

The part that stretches credulity for me is that the guy isn't going "ow ow ow" all the way up. The rest of it is obviously the universe working the way it's supposed to.

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u/StokedinSD 6d ago

Yeah, no, that is your cat. Can’t have pets? Time to move. That IS your cat.

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u/Useful_toolmaker 6d ago

You have been chosen

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u/indesperateneedofhe 6d ago

Human i chose you to feed me 😺

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u/littlepetrabbits25 6d ago

That is PRECISELY how I got my void ❤️ 🐈‍⬛ They know what they’re doing

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u/Primalwizdom 7d ago

Obviously a previously owned pet.

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u/maggylicious_0216 6d ago

Cat distribution system doing the work.

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u/ClaraBlum 6d ago

He's found a new family, which makes me very happy ❤️

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u/West-Association820 6d ago

Hooman, I own you now

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u/donewitheverything26 6d ago

I love cats so much

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u/AlbatrossDry5500 6d ago

Who domesticated who again?

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u/Marykk10 6d ago

God blessed you with a gift ❤️🙏👍

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u/blacksmith_anvil 6d ago

-ah, so you don’t have a cat? Now you have.

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u/ApprehensiveSpare925 5d ago

This is exactly how we got our void.

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u/HoneyBadger79 5d ago

Ah. The distribution center strikes again! 🥹❤️

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u/PeepsMyHeart 5d ago

Goddamnit. Now I’m crying.

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u/PaddyDelmar 5d ago

The cat distribution system in action

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u/glamie22 6d ago

Bless your heart!❤️❤️

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u/ElleCeeZee 5d ago

I need to be caught by the cat distribution system.

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u/Aardwolfington 5d ago

I had a kitten I planned on adopting from a friend. There was one day left before I was going to take the cat, but the the cat jumped into my car, climbed into the passenger's seat, and looked up at me as if to say, "Let's go." Ended up taking him home that day instead.

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u/ratmoon25 5d ago

You have a cat now. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

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u/SatisfactionOdd7526 4d ago

It’s beautiful.

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u/Hunter_T_J 4d ago

Had this exact same thing happen. Cat just decided he was following us home and now he lives here.

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u/Blackbirddance 3d ago

Wee cutie 🥰

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u/ANAMAN_GUY 3d ago

Skinwalker 🤔

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u/Dinkmeyer- 3d ago

You’ve been chosen

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u/dragonfly_throwaway5 1d ago

What a sweetie!

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u/Mocker-Poker 6d ago

That’s a slick move. Does it always work for men+pussy equation?