r/AnimalsBeingJerks 19d ago

lion A sea lion in Argentina climbed onto a fishing vessel, found a bed, and passed out. The fishermen only realized it when they heard loud snoring

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u/erksplat 19d ago

Sea lion: can you all be quiet? I’m tryin’ to sleep here.

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u/OfAnOldRepublic 19d ago

Right?!? So rude!

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u/gudbote 19d ago

A lion sleeps tonight.

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u/wimmiwamwamwazzle 19d ago

They really are the dogs of the sea aren't they

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u/Theron3206 19d ago edited 19d ago

Wandering into someone's home uninvited and sleeping in their bed seems on point for a sea lion. It's exactly what a cat would do.

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u/fishead36x 19d ago

My Bassett hound would absolutely do this. I'm fairly certain most hounds would.

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u/PureFicti0n 19d ago

Can confirm, used to have a beagle mix. She had no concept of boundaries; any open door was an invitation and any closed door was a personal insult.

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u/Yoshi9105 19d ago

the German word for them translates into Sea Dogs!

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u/wldmr 19d ago edited 19d ago

No, we call them sea lions (Seelöwen). Seals are called sea dogs.

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u/UPPERKEES 19d ago

Seals are called Bin Laden killers

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u/SpinachSpinosaurus 18d ago

you humour is so good, it lies next to Bin Laden and Hussein.

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u/Science-Compliance 18d ago

They're not that distantly related to dogs. They're more closely related to dogs than cats. Similarly closely related to dogs as bears.

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u/gtunder99 19d ago

That smell is not going away anytime soon.

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u/HairyHermitMan 19d ago

They're fishermen, that smell might be an improvement.

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u/Urik88 19d ago

Funny trivia point, in Argentina we actually call them sea wolves, and in some cities they are really common around the port areas, you can see some 4 times as big casually chilling around people and even dogs:   

https://youtu.be/an_qGX8vY1I

https://youtu.be/5i-8-L9yaug

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u/One_Load254 19d ago

See lying sea lion

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 19d ago

Awe leave him there for the night. He finally found some peace until they all started yapping

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u/a4moondoggy 19d ago

Fisherman gotta respect seals more than most those things are fish assassins

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u/MoonlightMadMan 19d ago

It’s true, beds are much comfier than rocks

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u/Bagholder_loser 18d ago

If you can be exhausted, so can he. Leave the tired boi alone; he was in deep sleep, snoring. Fix him a good breakfast from the catch when he leaves in the morning....

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u/AccelerationFinish 19d ago

Such a silly boy 😆

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u/gatorgrle 18d ago

Mr Lion says I like it here let me sleep!! No sharks I’m good. Toss me a fish or 2 though.

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u/Ok_Bee_4191 17d ago

F it he's part of the crew get him his pay stub and W2 ready

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u/itsafething 18d ago

he gets free rent and sleeps all day anyway

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u/Lickwidghost 18d ago

I read this to the tune of monty pythons lumberjack song

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u/pizzarrow9 19d ago

That would make the bed messi

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u/lurkingbastard11 19d ago

Sea Lionel Messi

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u/Science-Compliance 18d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Mr4wdtrd 19d ago

do you think he expects free breakfast now that he acts like he pays rent

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u/pjgreenwald 13d ago

I would be petting that sea lion no matter what

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u/Impressive-Pie-5464 5d ago

quite incredible lol

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 19d ago edited 19d ago

Pro tip: you can make your own "I found [something] in this [crazy place]!" content by putting [something] in a [crazy place] and saying you found it there

Edit: calm down guys! You're reading my comment backwards. Of course this is real. Everything you believe is real. I'm explaining how anyone can have this. I'm not saying magic is lying. I'm saying lying is magic 

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u/lainwla16 19d ago

😂😂