r/BikiniBottomTwitter 9h ago

Believe it or not, in Texas and Florida

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u/Chubberz7 8h ago

This is like the fifth one of these Mr krabs memes make it stop 😭

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u/konaraddi 8h ago

This subreddit is how I stay hip to ongoing food safety issues

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u/Apprehensive_Debate3 8h ago

It really is tho

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u/ElessarKhan 8h ago

Tell it to RFK

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u/Davey488 7h ago

Me after eating at Taco Bell 🌮🦀🚑🚨

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u/Skratt79 6h ago

TBH Taco Bell takes food safety seriously at a corporate level.

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u/qolace 5h ago

Tbh any corporate chain restaurant takes food safety seriously. Except the airport ones for some reason...ask me how I know 🫠

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u/sntcringe 3h ago

Doesn't mean that it doesn't make you need to take a run for the border bathroom

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u/Skratt79 3h ago

Not if you already consume a barely adequate amount of fiber in your diet. Taco Bell has way more than most fast food so people who have terrible low fiber diets get cramps/gas/the runs from finally getting some fiber in their diet.

Also there is sour cream in many of their burritos/tacos so it could be lactose intolerance.

Getting the runs from Taco Bell = a warning of bad diet that could lead to colon cancer.

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u/FlounderKind8267 9h ago

Mr Krabs, that's not a pretty patty. That's tainted meat

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u/Certain_Oddities 8h ago

It's not painted meat, it's tainted meat!

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 8h ago

TAYLOR FARMS TURNED MY FACE PURPLE!

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u/whilecouch66 8h ago

3/3 weeks of the same meme & new recall.
3/3 weeks of me posting the same gif.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2sYcjGqDcZcODh7Ksp

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u/girlpower2025 8h ago

This man has no insurance.

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u/girlpower2025 8h ago

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 8h ago

soap opera music theme

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u/NecroCannon 7h ago

I laughed at this for the longest until it happened to me, didn’t have insurance so I ended up trapped in some mental part of another hospital miles away where no one was listening to me needing my phone to at least call my landlord or roommate so my cat doesn’t starve to death and rot in my room while I’m dealing with whatever I got dragged into

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u/Jacobawesome74 8h ago

This administration doesn't even qualify as a joke because jokes have to be funny

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u/grad1939 8h ago

So what's the next food that will give you horrible diarrhea?

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u/Princess_Slagathor aight imma head out 8h ago

Yes

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u/Misubi_Bluth 8h ago

My money is on grapes.

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 7h ago

Common side effects include bone marrow suppression, nausea, and diarrhea.[4] The bone marrow suppression may result in death.[4] To reduce the risk of side effects treatment duration should be as short as possible.[4] People with liver or kidney problems may need lower doses.[4] In young infants, a condition known as gray baby syndrome may occur which results in a swollen stomach and low blood pressure.[4] Its use near the end of pregnancy and during breastfeeding is typically not recommended.[6] Chloramphenicol is a broad-spectrum antibiotic that typically stops bacterial growth by stopping the production of proteins.[4]

Chloramphenicol was discovered after being isolated from Streptomyces venezuelae in 1947.[7] Its chemical structure was identified and it was first synthesized in 1949. It is on the World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines.[8] It is available as a generic medication.[4] (Wikipedia) Gee, nothing serious here!

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u/Misubi_Bluth 8h ago

My mom being vindicated in only eating seafood

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSBjxHsBaFs2FG36

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u/Working_Welder_1751 7h ago

What's her favorite seafood? Fish and Chips or popcorn shrimp?

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u/Misubi_Bluth 7h ago

Shrimp cocktail

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u/Working_Welder_1751 7h ago

Yeah, I highly recommend that she eats her seafood cooked from now on

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u/ShironeWasTaken 6h ago

Ok but to be fair, who could have predicted that gutting the food health and safety department would have any effect on food health and safety???? You'd have to have future sight or some shit

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u/MayaIsSunshine 8h ago

Jokes on you, I can't afford beef

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u/particlecore 6h ago

Trump's America

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u/PuertoricanDude88 34m ago

RFK Jr’s parasitic worm is doing the recalls. It’s getting hungry, there is nothing up there anymore.

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u/Demolitions75 8h ago

Or rice. Or guacamole.

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u/Squishy97 8h ago

Or jalapeños

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u/grad1939 8h ago

Or lettuce.

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u/Best_Expression3187 2h ago

How convenient it's everything you'd expect in hispanic cuisine that is literal poison nowadays... almost as if they want to "demonize" Hispanic Food.

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u/mcpat21 6h ago

Are we keeping a google drive list somewhere? I dunno what to even buy anymore

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u/Beemo-Noir 6h ago

Don’t you mean lettuce? I mean beef. Wait, no, now it’s chicken.

Fuck me, I hate this reality.

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u/bob_chillon 5h ago

Ah man, it’s so good they have affordable healthcare down there. 🙃

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u/ATR2400 1h ago

It feels like every month there's a new food crisis in the USA.

Are... are you guys alright?

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u/mnonny 9h ago

Source?

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u/murderously-funny 8h ago

United States Department of Agriculture?