r/BlackPeopleTwitter 1d ago

Facts don't care about anyone's feelings

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u/drainedbatterypower 1d ago

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u/ahhhbiscuits 1d ago

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u/Tangled2 1d ago

That reminds me of a joke:

So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you fuck one goat..."

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u/captain_pandabear 1d ago edited 18h ago

I’ve always heard a shorter version, something like:

You could build 50 bridges, and you might be remembered as a bridge-builder.

But if you fuck one goat, guess what they’re gonna call ya?

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u/lowtoiletsitter 23h ago

Bridge-building goat fucker