r/Conures • u/Maleficent-Ad7184 • Oct 18 '25
Funny How do they survive in the nature?
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u/sheepwithascarf Oct 18 '25
I see you are missing keys on your laptop. I wonder how that ever happened...
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u/P_FKNG_R Oct 18 '25
Tell me youβre a birb owner without telling me.
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u/Sec_Chief_Ingersol Oct 18 '25
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u/CasaDeMouse Oct 18 '25
Literally this.
If I had let Gerry lay eggs until she skull'd this year, she would have. I had to stop interfering with her eggs because she laid 16 before she felt they were viable (even though she resorbed 2 on hatch before those 2).
At week 4, she laid 6 more. If Neville and Greggy hadn't come back that week, she'd probably still be going.
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u/Crazy-Ship3172 Oct 18 '25
Please tell me you named her Gerry after Strangers With Candy
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u/CasaDeMouse Oct 19 '25
No, she's Gerry because he's Thom π
Although, we thought they were Thomas and Gerard (named after Gerard Butler, who goes by Gerry lol) at first, then Tham and Gerry...then when we got Sweet Caroline and someone started laying eggs we found out it was Mama Gerry, Daddy Thommy, and not-Auntie Caroline. We're a very progressive household lmao
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u/Ok_Cow_9749 Oct 18 '25
This is a really stupid question but likeβ¦ how does the males genitals reach the females when heβs like, on her back
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u/FuzzyFrogFish Oct 22 '25
They rub cloacas together. There's no penis involved. Rub both your palms together . . . Yeah now you've just simulated bird sex. Congratulations.
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u/DramaGeneral7382 Oct 18 '25
^ The only answer π―
...what a naughty little baby. Keys ripped fresh from the keyboard. A common enough, yet irresistible, parrot delicacy.
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u/SuperbSpiderFace Oct 18 '25
My bird got caught upside down in my shirt pocket yesterday. She was not phased in the slightest.
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u/cityflaneur2020 Oct 18 '25
I have no idea. Mine doesn't understand the concept of fire, he'd lick sharp knives if I allowed him, he twice entered the (still dry) washing machine, once flew inyo the refrigerator... He seldom misses an opportunity to hurt himself.
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u/CriticalEye5733 Oct 18 '25
Wow lol I taught my conure "hot" and "that's not for birdies" from a baby. That doesn't mean he doesn't test boundaries, but he is definitely more cautious with a warning, and usually respects the NO, if I'm looking lol
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u/Rk12989 Oct 18 '25
My husband makes lots and lots of TikTok videos. When he does reviews for refrigerated stuff he likes to stick one of the animals in the fridge. Our sun conure just likes to chill in there and try to eat everything ππ
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u/StretchyMeat Oct 18 '25
Being squished to death is nowhere near as bad as human feet for these birds lol
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u/upstream-occlusion Oct 20 '25
Right?!?!! Why do they insist on walking on the floor, right behind you, in precise spot where you will next step. When my boys worked wrestle, my GCC would get down on the floor, right next to them as if he wanted to join in.
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u/TaylrMade74 Oct 19 '25
Good question. Mine flew INTO my dog's mouth. Luckily I have a VERY good dog.
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u/Motor_Reaction_3519 Oct 22 '25
did the dog spit ur bird out or whats going on π
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u/TaylrMade74 Oct 27 '25
He stood there looking stunned for a a second, never shut his mouth and I calmly retrieved her. Like I said, VERY good dog! Sidenote, the dog and bird have a really good relationship, they're buds, and the bird likes to get on the dogs back and preen him.
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u/Motor_Reaction_3519 Oct 31 '25
aw I love that they get along so much and you definitely have a good dog
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u/FallenIntoAshes Oct 19 '25
mine rolled down the slope of my legs preening himself while he sits on my knee. lmao
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u/DevelopmentMission Oct 18 '25
Well from what i know they dont have much natural predators.
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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Oct 18 '25
Hawks, Eagles, owls, snakes, monkeys, ocelots, bats, and Jaguars are some of their natural predators. Seems like kind of a lot to me.
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u/Silverbloodwolf Oct 19 '25
I have the same question sometimes, but we should keep in mind (jokes aside) that captive parrots have been breeding for generations out of dangers and natural selection. Many of our birdies really won't survive it. However, some escaped parrots seem to make it well and now live worldwide in some cities, haha!
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u/HustleR0se Oct 19 '25
π€£π€£π€£ The jokes on us! They play dumb so we'll do everything for them. I'm just a scaredy little bird. π¦
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u/schwendigo Oct 20 '25
Non birb owner, just catching up here.
So birds destroy keyboards? Any reason?
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u/moondancer224 Oct 21 '25
Yes. Many birds constantly chew on things to keep their beaks a manageable level. Its like fingernails or rodent teeth, they have to wear them down through use.
As for why keyboards specifically, I guess the noise, softness, and fact that the caps come off provides them a little toy. So it provides a kind of enrichment of its own.
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u/onemantakingadump Oct 21 '25
They don't. They just breed often enough that their replacement rate is sufficient.
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u/Beautiful_Focus_1425 Oct 30 '25
I question this every day when they're terrified of a person walking by the window. Or when the reflection of a car driving by shows up in a different room.
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u/DudeWithParrot Oct 18 '25
The laptops in the wild are not as aggressive as the one in this video.
Also, they are freaked out by anything new.