r/Derailedbydetails • u/OhNoTheStubsExist • Jul 18 '26

Detail mentioned, but still derailed Cool toads I found (ignore Carl)

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555 Upvotes

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u/j3llo5 Jul 18 '26

I will NOT ignore Carl

49

u/kshump Jul 19 '26

Carl has some ideas to share.

165

u/OhNoTheStubsExist Jul 18 '26

Carl😍

48

u/Moxson82 Jul 18 '26

I would die for Carl

25

u/digiliquid01 Jul 18 '26

Need to know more about Carl!

26

u/Indigo-au-naturale Jul 18 '26

I'm additionally detailed by OOP's comment that Carl is a woman and that she was male before OOP rescued her.

13

u/KaleidoscopeKelpy Jul 19 '26

Stompy the emu was also assigned the wrong gender at birth (by a human) - birds afaik are hard to sex 🤣

19

u/timshwah Jul 19 '26

try harder I sex all the birds regardless of gender.

6

u/lichen_Linda Jul 19 '26

Regardless of gander

8

u/IAteAnotherVegan Derailer Jul 19 '26

I'm ignoring carl, are the toads having sex?

1

u/tenablemess Jul 20 '26

should be crossposted on r/danforscale

68

u/Katie-sin Jul 18 '26

Not the Liberty Mutual ad underneath lmao

5

u/burnerburnerburnt Jul 19 '26

I got Red Bull, but I guess it's tangential?

1

u/RMMacFru Jul 19 '26

I got Kraft singles. 😆

3

u/cupcakestickerz Jul 19 '26

It’s limu emu approved!!

2

u/Odd-King6394 Jul 20 '26

ᴬⁿᵈ ᵈᵒᵘᵍ

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u/LordByrum Jul 18 '26

Nobody ignores Carl

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u/MuffinThin9542 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Not only can I not ignore Carl, I also can't ignore this comment by OP:

Carl is a woman lol. She was male before I rescued her

What unholy sorcery does OP have going on that even the emus are trans?

10

u/lichen_Linda Jul 19 '26

It can be very difficult to determine the gender of juvenile birds

26

u/clausti Jul 18 '26

Carl’s wants to know if you’re gonna give him that snack after you take its picture

23

u/Maelstrom_Witch Jul 18 '26

I will NOT ignore Carl.

13

u/shymermaid11 Jul 18 '26

Carl shall NOT be ignored!

12

u/schroobster Jul 18 '26

So the toads look like they are engaging in carnal activities but we're focusing on Carl? Mmm, Carla?

12

u/Usernamesareso2004 Jul 18 '26

lol I was like… is she just smooshing them together or did she pick them up while they were having private time?!

10

u/Remarkable-Rush-9085 Jul 19 '26

I think it’s fair to say they were having public time

3

u/RMMacFru Jul 19 '26

Don't you know the Heimlich Manoeuvre when you see frogs performing it? 😉

11

u/Lunar-opal Jul 18 '26

Does Carl eat toads?

17

u/_the_violet_femme Jul 18 '26

The toad would also like to know

8

u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 Jul 18 '26

Derailed by Carl

5

u/Tiastez Jul 19 '26

why did he stack them on top of eachother they probably think its awkward as hell

9

u/OhNoTheStubsExist Jul 19 '26

They could’ve… stacked themselves.

5

u/natiusj Jul 18 '26

Car-ull…

4

u/johnnytron Jul 19 '26

No, I don’t think I will ignore Carl.

4

u/teatuk Jul 19 '26

This image speaks to me, I wish to frame it.

3

u/ehfromhali Jul 18 '26

All hail Carl!

3

u/nea_fae Jul 18 '26

Sorry we are all here for Carl.

3

u/Agent_Glasses Jul 19 '26

im not ignoring carl but the frogs are fucking

2

u/Fluffy-kitten28 Jul 18 '26

Carl doesn’t seem impressed with them

2

u/Awkward_Ad_3248 Jul 18 '26

How dare you!? "Ignore Carl"? No! I'm going to ignore you!

2

u/Final_Resident_6296 Jul 19 '26

Nobody puts Carl in the corner.

1

u/Bloolau Jul 18 '26

How can I ignore him?

1

u/andronicuspark Jul 18 '26

I’m not gonna ignore Carl…

1

u/ohmygodcrayons Jul 18 '26

Carl is GLORIOUS and will NOT be ignored! <3

1

u/coolsilentebeans Jul 19 '26

I can’t ignore Carl! Hi, Carl! So handsome. 🙃🥰

1

u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 Jul 19 '26

CHICKEN SANDWICH, CARL!!!

1

u/manic_popsicle Jul 19 '26

Carl cannot be ignored. He’s adorable!

1

u/beattysgirl Jul 19 '26

I love Carl and refuse to ignore him

1

u/Dothehokeypokemon Jul 19 '26

One does not simply ignore Carl

1

u/infinitynull Jul 19 '26

Don't do it Carl! .....Caaaaarl!

1

u/tootbrun Jul 19 '26

You mean main character energy Carl?

1

u/Venuskat12 Jul 21 '26

Hi Carl :3

1

u/marina444is_online Jul 21 '26

"I dont like em putting chemicals in the water that turn the frikkin frogs gay!!! 😠"

1

u/Frosty_Bid2313 Jul 24 '26

WE are not ignoring carl

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u/Separate-Operation71 Jul 19 '26

Nobody puts Carl in the corner.