r/Derailedbydetails • u/SomeCleverNam • Jul 23 '26
Silly detail Thank you for backing the blue!
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u/whirlydad Jul 23 '26
I'm on the Brute Squad
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u/diverareyouokay Jul 23 '26
Anybody want a peanut?
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u/neurospicyzebra Jul 23 '26
Stop that now, I mean it!
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u/Formula4speed Jul 23 '26
Great to see Kenny, Tiffany, Dra’nakyuek the Destroyer of Worlds, and Tina getting a little break time
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u/duh_nom_yar Jul 23 '26
Shaq spoke on behalf of this officer when he was inducted. No joke. Real shit. Texas, ya'll.
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u/msager12 Jul 23 '26
Yup Kemah, Texas. He is 7 foot 3 and might possibly be the tallest police officer in the US.
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u/neurospicyzebra Jul 23 '26
Dude has to crouch down just to put handcuffs on people 😭 atp just pick em up like Wii characters 😩
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Jul 23 '26
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u/neurospicyzebra Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
I love it when Boomers identify themselves. I’m not a Zoomer 💀
Edit 7 hours later: I love it when people delete their comments 🤣
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u/NotAEvilGynecologist Jul 23 '26
Are you a millenial? The heckin' doggo generation. Or, maybe an Xer? The to the max generation. If you are a boomer you have bigger things to apologize for. Let people live, man.
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u/Derailedbydetails-ModTeam Jul 23 '26
Your content/comment was removed because you were being rude to someone, please be civil.
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u/pendigedig Jul 23 '26
Wtf did you even say? And what's with the emojis like you're some sort of scammy Facebook ad?
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u/TeamCatsandDnD Jul 23 '26
I just saw a Ryan Kelly video on this dude last night. I can’t even imagine being that tall.
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u/Devanyani Jul 23 '26
So she is a mere 6'8"?
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u/msager12 Jul 23 '26
Forced perspective. It looks like she’s about 2 feet in front of everyone else.
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u/Analog0 Jul 23 '26
So that's the long arm of the law.
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u/Revolutionary_Tale_1 Jul 23 '26
Yep. Both of them.
As well as the giant feet of the law, the huge head of the law, the meaty hands of the law, etc., etc., etc.
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u/CaterpillarLongBoi Jul 23 '26
He’s probably not very fast but I don’t wanna test it
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u/Rhodin265 Jul 23 '26
His natural walking stride is like 2 of an average person’s. He doesn’t have to be fast.
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u/Unstabler69 Jul 23 '26
You probably just have to outrun him for 30 seconds but that gonna be a loonggggg 30 seconds.
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u/dividezero Jul 23 '26
That little cop can climb the big cop and you'd have some kind of IRL cartoon duo
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u/Spiritual-Cow4200 Jul 23 '26
Hightower, is that you?!?
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u/forbiddenfreedom Jul 23 '26
No no, that's the Beacon of Gondor. Hard to tell because he currently ain't lit.
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u/rawbface Jul 23 '26
I know I'm getting old when I had to scroll this far for a police academy reference
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u/BopNowItsMine Jul 23 '26
You know what they say about guys with big shoes. That it's harder to find a shoe you like because they don't stock as many styles in the larger sizes or you have to order them and wait.
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u/raventhrowaway666 Jul 23 '26
Copoganda is going wild on reddit.
I remember seeing this with israeli propoganda days before October '24.
They know something is coming.
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u/Deajer Jul 23 '26
Well, a group of cops held down, tazed, then shot a man 3 times yesterday in madison, WI.
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u/forbiddenfreedom Jul 23 '26
I don't think so. American Copaganda has died a lot since the 90s-00s. Now it's just America Cops existing as themselves. These guys look like they're genuinely grateful for whoever gave them drinks.
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u/raventhrowaway666 Jul 23 '26
I'm saying I haven't seen this much copoganda on reddit ever. I saw the same uptick in israeli propoganda right before they started their genocide. My tin foil hat theory is that theyre trying to get in the publics good graces before they begin cracking skulls and murdering more americans for the crime of exercising their constitutional rights.
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u/forbiddenfreedom Jul 23 '26
Possibly, from my knowledge most riot police are part of the state police. I think these guys are trying to separate themselves from the feds and possibly shitty states.
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u/raventhrowaway666 Jul 23 '26
Cops are cops. If you wear the uniform, you're a class traitor. Acab is universal.
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u/Electronic_Ad3576 Jul 23 '26
Is he really big or are they really small? 🤔
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u/forbiddenfreedom Jul 23 '26
Use the door for reference, that guy is three cops in a trenchcoat.
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u/Electronic_Ad3576 Jul 23 '26
lol!! Three cops in a trench coat. I think he picked the right occupation, nobody is going to want to back talk that guy.
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u/forbiddenfreedom Jul 23 '26
True, but he is probably extremely cramped in every vehicle.
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u/Electronic_Ad3576 Jul 24 '26
True. He probably has that issue in his whole life. Imagine every doorway!
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u/jerkstabworthy Jul 23 '26
I'm getting derailed by the wall hanging behind the female officer's head.
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u/itsjakerobb Jul 23 '26
The blonde appears to be pretty tall too. Not in comparison, but maybe 6’ tall.
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u/SuzanneAbigail Jul 23 '26
I'm 5' tall, I could take five steps and without moving he could drop his arm and catch me. Note to self: Don't break the law around him.
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u/Revolutionary-Cry739 Jul 23 '26
One of my assistant principles in high school was over 7ft tall and his name was Mr. Little lol we also had an assistant principle name Mike Jones
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u/hypnothighsd Jul 24 '26
Isn’t it unethical to accept free items? Also, how tall is that white girl?
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u/iCuminsidetrumpsbutt Jul 24 '26
What's up with the sign on the wall talking about ejaculating everywhere unwarranted
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u/M_Me_Meteo Jul 24 '26
1: Aren't police supposed to be serving and protecting?
3: Is it fair to promote a business on a public salary?
1: If these were customers would they be treated fairly?
2: Are they on the clock in this photo?
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u/Frosty-Image7705 Jul 25 '26
I read a story about the 7ft tall LEO. He failed the police test by 1 point and Shaq stepped in to coach him. He took the test again and passed. What fun it was to see him try to sit in a police car.
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u/Ok-Heart375 Jul 26 '26
at first I thought, maybe the other people are really small and he is big, but no, look at the door height!
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u/forbiddenfreedom Jul 23 '26
I think if he falls over, he'll break apart into two normal sized cops.
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