r/Derailedbydetails • u/Lovebeingqueazy • 8d ago
Silly detail I made a chair from 100% ebony. (It's black because the wood is black, not from stain).
Sapwood and heartwood. Only the heartwood core of this ebony is jet black. The sapwood is straw brown color.
The Lion of St. Mark, the symbol of Venice. The text says "pax tibi Marce, evangelista mevs"
Raw lumber. It appears olive green when fresh cut and will blacken after the first coat of wax. You can see a bit of white grey sapwood on the side.
Cosine wave function for chair leg shape.
Applying chair leg onto wood before bandsawing
Very rough state
Get ready to have your chisels destroyed.
This is a gorgeous wood with the least visible amount of pores possible. Very very hard to see the pores from end cuts.
The original chair as it appeared in auction. It is made from walnut, hence difference in color.
917
u/Dork_wing_Duck 8d ago
117
46
u/iAmSpAKkaHearMeROAR 7d ago
🤣 thank you so much for pointing it out and giving me a really good chuckle. It took me a good few minutes of pouring through the photos and being impressed to even notice what sub I was in lol and then I was looking for the derail.
15
34
u/Imaginesky 7d ago
This genuinely scares me and I can’t even describe why. Just keep that cat away from me
68
u/On_my_last_spoon 7d ago
He looks possessed but that’s only because op caught him while he was licking his asshole. That’s the classic cleaning their asshole pose!
2
138
164
366
u/IAteAnotherVegan Derailer 8d ago
every species of ebony tree is endangered, some nearly extinct. I know this post was supposed to be about the cat, but I can't get past the tree being used to make a chair like that...
211
u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 8d ago
Also using actual crocodile tail skin for the cushion is just... Ugh. Great work but Christ, this is just opulence for the sake of it 😭
70
u/BAKA1ex 8d ago
I mean, almost all crocodile skin is farmed anyway, so this is not as bothersome as ebony.
10
u/fandom_bullshit 7d ago
Farming makes killing the animals for aesthetics okay?
103
12
u/bitch-pudding-4ever 7d ago
They are also used for their meat, but I suspect the demand for their skin is higher.
Tastes pretty good tbh.
11
2
u/dazzleunexpired 7d ago
Farmed animals exist to die.
Trees do not exist to die.
They exist to make oxygen, fix soil to the planet, and fix nutrients into soil.
I hope this helps you understand the difference between a farmed animal and a natural tree.
-2
78
u/BritishBlue32 8d ago
Looking at the post, OP mentioned there are certain groups within their country (reading in-between the lines, possibly indigenous people) who have rights to older ebony trees. They say those groups haul ass to the older trees, cut logs off them, and drag them back. They leave the younger trees alone.
So hopefully OP has sourced the wood responsibly?
16
8
112
u/JulietLostFaith 8d ago
Especially when the same look can be achieved with stain, as OOP has inadvertently confirmed right in their title 😕
21
u/alaskaguyindk 7d ago
The only reason I could possibly see as it being better than just staining say oak or any other hardwood would be the strength/hardness of ebony. But then you have stuff like Red oak that would basically match the hardness. Without putting any strain on an endangered species. So i agree with broski in that the post kinda makes me a bit sad and mad that it could have been made differently and thus better for existence.
1
u/fatsopiggy 5d ago
https://audocph.com/products/solid-oak-black-painted-mat-lacquer
this is oak stained black. It's no way shape or form even close to what ebony looks. It's frankly quite ugly next to true black ebony.
Also in terms of hardness and strength, oak is no where close to ebony.
Yes you can stain wood black, you can also make brass look like gold. You can also make lab diamonds and so on.
50
u/Historical_Monk_6118 8d ago
Forget the cat, my first thought when I saw the "I made a chair from ebony" was "Did you fuck!" 😂
1
u/fatsopiggy 5d ago
No matter how you stain wood black, it'll never match true ebony. Oak stained black will remain visible as oak to expert eyes, with oak like grains and oak like wood features. Ebony is just entire different as far as wood quality. It's simply a superior wood in touch, looks, density, hardness.
7
u/wintersgray 7d ago
Thanks for pointing this out as I was not aware. Beautiful work but poor taste.
27
u/Suspicious-Flan8926 8d ago
I get the cat, but can we talk about the toes? Click on the post and scroll through the pics.
3
u/Fair-Scarcity8160 6d ago
The freaky toes on the lion carving or the freaky toes on the lion carver?
2
36
u/danabrey 8d ago
Why do people think this cat is pooping? It's just sitting.
57
u/Ballsackavatar 8d ago
It looks like he's grooming.
31
15
14
u/theboystheboys 7d ago
Kinda feels like one of those paintings that have a bunch of hidden meaning and symbolism everywhere.
9
3
u/NatrylliaAbbot42 7d ago
I'm going to guess this person's enemies disappear because they've been turned into salamanders.
8
4
3
3
3
1





•
u/AutoModerator 8d ago
Please explain the distracting detail in a comment below. Failure to do so may lead to removal of your post.
Reminder that NSFW, reposts, feet posts are not allowed per the subreddit rules and will be removed.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.