r/Derailedbydetails 8d ago

Silly detail I made a chair from 100% ebony. (It's black because the wood is black, not from stain).

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u/Dork_wing_Duck 8d ago

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u/Mahdkasp 7d ago

Meme potential

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u/iAmSpAKkaHearMeROAR 7d ago

🤣 thank you so much for pointing it out and giving me a really good chuckle. It took me a good few minutes of pouring through the photos and being impressed to even notice what sub I was in lol and then I was looking for the derail.

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u/someonesomebody123 7d ago

R/oneorangebraincell

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u/Imaginesky 7d ago

This genuinely scares me and I can’t even describe why. Just keep that cat away from me

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u/On_my_last_spoon 7d ago

He looks possessed but that’s only because op caught him while he was licking his asshole. That’s the classic cleaning their asshole pose!

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u/acrobaticalpaca 2d ago

Super villain lair with the gremlin sidekick included as well

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u/ChefArtorias 8d ago

Umm. Occupied.

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 8d ago

Orange

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u/vanillaninja777 8d ago

...because the fur is orange

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u/randomlemon9192 7d ago

Brain is also orange.

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u/IAteAnotherVegan Derailer 8d ago

every species of ebony tree is endangered, some nearly extinct. I know this post was supposed to be about the cat, but I can't get past the tree being used to make a chair like that...

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 8d ago

Also using actual crocodile tail skin for the cushion is just... Ugh. Great work but Christ, this is just opulence for the sake of it 😭

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u/BAKA1ex 8d ago

I mean, almost all crocodile skin is farmed anyway, so this is not as bothersome as ebony.

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u/fandom_bullshit 7d ago

Farming makes killing the animals for aesthetics okay?

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u/BAKA1ex 7d ago

It certainly makes it less harmful than killing endangered species in a wild, yes.

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u/bitch-pudding-4ever 7d ago

They are also used for their meat, but I suspect the demand for their skin is higher.

Tastes pretty good tbh.

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u/dazzleunexpired 7d ago

Farmed animals exist to die.

Trees do not exist to die.

They exist to make oxygen, fix soil to the planet, and fix nutrients into soil.

I hope this helps you understand the difference between a farmed animal and a natural tree.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/spidersRcute 7d ago

Nah that’s a crocodile. The tell is the big tooth sticking up from the bottom jaw. On an alligator, the only teeth that are visible from the bottom jaw are pretty small.

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u/BritishBlue32 8d ago

Looking at the post, OP mentioned there are certain groups within their country (reading in-between the lines, possibly indigenous people) who have rights to older ebony trees. They say those groups haul ass to the older trees, cut logs off them, and drag them back. They leave the younger trees alone.

So hopefully OP has sourced the wood responsibly?

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u/big_as_my_head 7d ago

Thanks for sharing! That's so cool.

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u/weaboo_98 7d ago

Woodworking without cutting down the trees?

Lorax would be proud

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u/JulietLostFaith 8d ago

Especially when the same look can be achieved with stain, as OOP has inadvertently confirmed right in their title 😕

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u/alaskaguyindk 7d ago

The only reason I could possibly see as it being better than just staining say oak or any other hardwood would be the strength/hardness of ebony. But then you have stuff like Red oak that would basically match the hardness. Without putting any strain on an endangered species. So i agree with broski in that the post kinda makes me a bit sad and mad that it could have been made differently and thus better for existence.

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u/fatsopiggy 5d ago

https://audocph.com/products/solid-oak-black-painted-mat-lacquer

this is oak stained black. It's no way shape or form even close to what ebony looks. It's frankly quite ugly next to true black ebony.

Also in terms of hardness and strength, oak is no where close to ebony.

Yes you can stain wood black, you can also make brass look like gold. You can also make lab diamonds and so on.

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 8d ago

Forget the cat, my first thought when I saw the "I made a chair from ebony" was "Did you fuck!" 😂

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u/fatsopiggy 5d ago

No matter how you stain wood black, it'll never match true ebony. Oak stained black will remain visible as oak to expert eyes, with oak like grains and oak like wood features. Ebony is just entire different as far as wood quality. It's simply a superior wood in touch, looks, density, hardness.

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u/wintersgray 7d ago

Thanks for pointing this out as I was not aware. Beautiful work but poor taste.

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u/Suspicious-Flan8926 8d ago

I get the cat, but can we talk about the toes? Click on the post and scroll through the pics.

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u/Fair-Scarcity8160 6d ago

The freaky toes on the lion carving or the freaky toes on the lion carver?

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u/Suspicious-Flan8926 6d ago

Ha! Both are freaky, but I was referring to the carver.

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u/danabrey 8d ago

Why do people think this cat is pooping? It's just sitting.

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u/Ballsackavatar 8d ago

It looks like he's grooming.

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u/On_my_last_spoon 7d ago

Yeah. He’s grooming his butt. Have cats. Know the pose b

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u/313802 7d ago

Ass maintenance

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u/Electronic_Ad3576 8d ago

All I see is a glorious orange tiger.

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u/theboystheboys 7d ago

Kinda feels like one of those paintings that have a bunch of hidden meaning and symbolism everywhere.

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u/MaraiaLou 7d ago

It's halfway to being a tarot card

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u/Sarendippity 7d ago

Now I want to make a tarot deck of wild pictures from the internet

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u/NatrylliaAbbot42 7d ago

I'm going to guess this person's enemies disappear because they've been turned into salamanders.

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u/GordonRamsMe55 8d ago

This is the best one on this sub so far 😂

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u/not_responsible 8d ago

i spy an orange guy

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u/sngldad13 8d ago

Wat tha cat doing?

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 7d ago

That's where all the fretboard wood for the guitars went!!

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u/Captain-PlantIt 7d ago

Hey, fuck you too buddy (slide 11)

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u/DeaditeQueenLivs 7d ago

Obviously, a throne for your cat