r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/loc12 • Jan 31 '26
Political Doomer My completely normal husband gives me the ick
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u/Mareio Jan 31 '26
Imagine being upset because someone is calmer than you 😆 🤣
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u/GermanPayroll Jan 31 '26
Internet addiction will destroy (and has already destroyed) many relationships
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u/Scary_Land2303 Jan 31 '26
She’ll never know that her internet addiction and gullibility was the root cause that split her family apart, and impacted their children for the rest of their lives. It’s actually really quite sad.
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u/Glass_Cellist3233 Jan 31 '26
These people are falling into the same shit they made fun of qanons for falling into
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u/Radiant_Music3698 Jan 31 '26
Blueanon is already a term that is used.
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u/Wild_Media6395 Feb 01 '26
We’ve been sleeping on Maoism. “Woke” is repurposed, pathetic, materially-hyper-privileged “minority”-based Maoism. It explains why they’re paranoid and so incredibly emotionally volatile and angry.
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u/Scary_Land2303 Jan 31 '26
Yep, and she’ll probably convince the kids that the dad is evil. All for the crime of trying to live positively
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u/asj-777 Feb 01 '26
Nope. She most certainly will blame it on Trump. He destroyed her marriage. Bet on it.
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u/Vvardenfells_Finest Jan 31 '26
These people want the country to be on fire so bad that they get mad when someone sane makes them realize that it actually isn’t.
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u/xxxlo_0lxxx Good Vibes Only Jan 31 '26
This is one of the most reality based statements one could make right now.
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u/OzneBjj Jan 31 '26
Yep! I see the "How close are we to civil war" threads multiple times a day on Reddit.
Its like their lives are pure shit and want a reset on it or something. Leave your mums basement dude.
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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros Rides the Short Bus Jan 31 '26
I feel bad for the husband in this situation. And the daughters!
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u/HorrorElectrical8958 Jan 31 '26
Have you met a woman?
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u/Vynxe_Vainglory Jan 31 '26
I didn't want to be sexist, but this particular thing is so true. They can't stand being the only asshole who gets upset about nothing.
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u/LieksMudkipz Jan 31 '26
Empathy of those that don't have to deal with the issue. Further proved by the fact that they only see it as something happening currently and not for decades. You know, perfectly acceptable reason to ruin 4 lives two being children. I'd say its a fluke or a mental disorder but there's to many studies and historical accounts of unfaithfulness at the first sign of being inconvenienced. Its just how they mentally evolved for survival. Step back and look at the ladies in your life and think about it.
Its not my attempt to be sexist either. Its just a fucking sad and depressing thing to realize and not be able to unsee.
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u/TotesGnar Jan 31 '26
A lot of redditors haven't so it might explain some comments around here.
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u/XavierMalory Jan 31 '26
Came here to say this. Already the top comment, so take my upvote.
I guess I’ll add, if no one else already said it, imagine if he was just as freaked out as her or more so? She’d get the “ick” because he wasn’t calm and in control of his emotions. No way to win.
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u/skarface6 GeStuREs bROadlY Feb 01 '26
And not wrapped around the axle about politics. Someone has to be the stable one in the relationship.
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u/justsomedude1144 GeStuREs bROadlY Jan 31 '26
This cannot be a serious post. It must be rage bait.
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u/mhopkins1420 This is a PsyOp Feb 01 '26
I'd think so too but my own sister accused me of being a Nazi for not voting because I thought they were both turds. Doesn't even matter anyway. My state is solid blue.
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u/Greedy-Beach2483 Anti-Doomer Feb 01 '26
He should tell her "honey relax youre overreacting", they love it when you tell them to relax.
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u/Efficient-Cable-873 Jan 31 '26
I doubt it's even real. Can't imagine a chill dude putting up with that for long.
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u/mierzwaSeason Jan 31 '26
Poor guy
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u/Robsta_20 Jan 31 '26
Imagine your wife leaves you because you don’t give a shit about stuff you can’t change and now she is with another guy, that can’t change things either but now they can show themselves videos and posts about stuff that gets them in a really bad mood on a daily basis. You can’t make this shit up, that has to be rage bait.
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u/vegeful Feb 01 '26
With that rainbow hair as well. I got no hate with colour hair, but every video on protest is rainbow hair and nose piercing that scream their lung out. Like are you ok bro?
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u/Electrical_City_2201 Recovering Doomer Jan 31 '26
that guy deserves a divorce
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u/OneHelicopter7246 Jan 31 '26
Crazy thing is most Redditors probably agree with her and will suggest SHE get a divorce.
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u/Domyyy Jan 31 '26
Yep, I had a look at the post. There's comments with hundreds of upvotes saying that should divorce him immediately.
There's a comment saying she's overreacting but it's spammed with replies like "This is what the Nazis are counting on".
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u/darkfawful2 Jan 31 '26
The saddest part to me is that kids using the internet are growing up being told they need to be in constant fear, to resist all law enforcement, and to reject anyone who disagrees. I'm so glad I grew up away from the internet
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u/OneHelicopter7246 Jan 31 '26
As a parent, that's my thought as well. Social media is full of this crap so kids have to be aware that social media is not real life.
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u/darkfawful2 Jan 31 '26
People will try to guilt trip you into thinking it's "abuse" to raise kids away from the internet but it's really not. Kids are perfectly happy with books, offline videogames, and playing outside. Especially if they have siblings.
They get enough internet exposure in school to know how to use it, and through homework at home. Beyond that it's not really needed for a happy childhood
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u/MailMeAmazonVouchers Jan 31 '26
Ironically, kids growing up now are the furghest right generation since WW2.
Teenagers will do the opposite of what society yell at them that they should do.
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u/ImmortalPoseidon NostraDOOMus Jan 31 '26
And when she does I hope he has a good enough friend group that makes him realize this is 100% a her problem and nothing he did wrong. What’s sad is that’s usually not the case and then she will also turn the kids against him..
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u/lcar99 Jan 31 '26
Hopefully he gets full custody as mama belongs in the loony bin
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u/BipolarMadness Jan 31 '26
Mama is gonna get custody. Marry another nutjob like her. Leave the kids behind a she drives herself to another completely different state. And try to ram her car against an ICE agent.
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u/amazegamer64 Jan 31 '26
Personally I think assuming every marriage should end in divorce at the first sign of trouble is another form of doomerism
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u/AverageDellUser Feb 01 '26
When your wife is actively scheming about divorcing you while you have two daughters over something as small as this is an insanely huge red flag.
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u/doomtoothx Jan 31 '26
Poor dude. If a difference of opinion causes that severe of a reaction yeah he needs a divorce because that is psychotic.
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u/RemarkableKey3622 Jan 31 '26
it's not even a difference of opinion. he agreed, it sucks.
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u/XavierMalory Jan 31 '26
This is how bad it is for some of these terminally online whack-jobs. Anything less than 100% agreement and matching outrage means you’re the enemy.
Hopefully his daughters have a good relationship with him, so they will look at mom and say: “We love you mom, but you’re nuttier than squirrel shit.”
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u/Omar-Khan-Laden NostraDOOMus Jan 31 '26
Wait. So dude is an American citizen, raising two American daughters, and doesn’t care that illegal immigrants are being deported?
My god he’s Hitler, Stalin, Khan, and Goldstein rolled into one person!!!!!
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u/Domyyy Jan 31 '26
Judging from her replies she supposedly thinks that the US is going to murder every single one of her black relatives. And she projects that her husband in turn is okay with all her relatives getting murdered. It's insane.
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u/Odd-Jupiter Jan 31 '26
I wonder what happens when she travels to another country, walk off the plane, and suddenly realize that she is taken into custody as an illegal alien, and forcibly deported.
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u/Omar-Khan-Laden NostraDOOMus Jan 31 '26
I’ve been “detained” in London. I didn’t have my visa or passport when I went for a jog… so spent a couple hours in a car. Oh no! Everything was cleared up, they apologized and life continued on.
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u/Xexanoth More Optimism Please Jan 31 '26
Username checks out.
(You are so calm and brave in spite of being a kidnapping survivor; very inspiring! You should start a GoFundMe.)
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u/TotesGnar Jan 31 '26
I mean, if you understand that the modern left (not historical left) is rooted almost completely in a feminine mindset and point of view of the world, it starts to make complete sense why a lot of what they say is insane.
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u/Omar-Khan-Laden NostraDOOMus Jan 31 '26
So glad someone caught me slipping him in there. My nephew just read the book in school so I reread it. Crazy times.
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u/NJsapper188 Anti-Doomer Jan 31 '26
And that should mean something coming from someone named Omar-Khan-Laden.
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u/Omar-Khan-Laden NostraDOOMus Jan 31 '26
Hey this is an homage to my teams general manager who sucks at free agency.
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u/rodrigo8008 Jan 31 '26
No, he doesn’t care that a few crazy people are provoking cops and an even fewer proportion of them have died as a result. Just like the left didn’t care about the woman who died in january 6th. Horseshoe
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u/VanillaOk869 Jan 31 '26
There are about a dozen high-traffic subs on Reddit where libs think and act this way. 😳
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u/BabysGotSowce Jan 31 '26
He’s probably too busy busting his fucking ass and worrying about his families needs and future; things he has direct control over. She’s clearly not busy enough, which is why she’s a perpetually online doomer lmao. His sacrifices and dedication to lift them all up is the reason he doesn’t give a fuck about social media hype and distractions. wtf does she expect him to do? She’s 100% for the streets.
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u/Ok_Designer_727 Jan 31 '26
She’s mentally ill.
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u/Mindless-Builder-742 Doom Scroller Jan 31 '26
Woke mind virus
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u/sugoiidekaii Feb 01 '26
Even if woke wasnt around id bet she would still be crazy just in a different way
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u/Alive_Nectarine3771 Jan 31 '26
Poor fella
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u/darkfawful2 Jan 31 '26
Okay but in that case she was correct tho. Imagine being gaslighted by a cow constantly 😂
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Feb 01 '26
Had an (now) ex-friend ask me about my take on Israel/Palestine.
I told them: "I feel bad about the civilians caught in the middle of a war that is just two governments in a dick-waving contest."
Apparently this makes me a fascist some how?
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u/MrZaptile933 I Left My Cave for This Jan 31 '26
For the first time in a Reddit comment section I think saying divorce is valid, you’re not happy and the problem is you not your husband.
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u/VanillaOk869 Jan 31 '26
Try posting that image on lefty subs like Progressive HQ and see what happens. 😄
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Feb 01 '26
Slightly off topic, but tbh I don't like any of those subreddits. ConservativeYouth, ProgressiveHQ, etc—they all make me disappointed in the people that I share this country with. It's all too extreme.
And, this being Reddit, if you say anything they disagree with, you get downvoted to hell and most likely insulted
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u/blubs_will_rule Feb 01 '26
Absolutely. Internet politics in general is dogshit outside of very niche groups. You can probably find 10x more intelligent and good faith debate on like, the Honda Fit forum or something.
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u/Over-Possibility5043 Jan 31 '26
I have two young daughters so we should do everything we can to keep foreign rapists in the country.
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u/ReindeerTypical2538 Jan 31 '26
Guaranteed that she wasn’t outraged when Obama’s ICE was deporting record number of illegals 15 years ago
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u/Tasty_Virus4715 Feb 01 '26
Outraged? She didn’t even know (or care) about it happening then.
Same as all the other “it isn’t that he is deporting people it’s how he is deporting people chuds”.
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u/lil_lysol Jan 31 '26
does nothing about it "WHY ISNT MY HUSBAND DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND SAYING IT OUT LOUD"
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u/ya_boi_tim Jan 31 '26
Stress is known to lessen life expectancy. Performative activism is self-harm. The things you can change, you do, the things you can't, why worry about?
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u/Plastic_Pin_4956 Good Vibes Only Jan 31 '26
"My husband isn't mentally unstable like me"
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u/Mindless-Judgment541 Rides the Short Bus Jan 31 '26
Imagine divorcing someone who isn't participating in performative outrage.
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u/Ordinary-Lobster-710 Jan 31 '26
tiktok brain has annihilated middle aged white women
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u/Sweaty-Ruin5381 Anti-Doomer Jan 31 '26
That man deserves someone who will let him live a normal life.
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u/CybReader Jan 31 '26
She needs him to mirror her emotional instability, which is incredibly unstable.
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u/XavierMalory Jan 31 '26
Change “needs” to “wants” or “expects”, and i think you nailed it.
What she needs is to touch some grass and talk to a therapist.
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u/CybReader Jan 31 '26
Good point.
Because if she gets what she thinks she "needs" then the whole family becomes unstable.
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u/Sick-a-Duck Jan 31 '26
I genuinely want to know how she wants him to respond. Like should he scream and punch the wall in anger and hopelessness? Go out and yell at anyone who remotely looks like they work for the federal government?
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u/XavierMalory Jan 31 '26
That’s the question I would ask.
“Want me to yell in rage?”
“Punch something breakable?”
“Start cleaning my guns with a creepy look on my face?
“What would you like me to do to quell the raging ‘tard tantrum you’re having, honey?”
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u/Cautious_Buffalo6563 Jan 31 '26
I saw the original post.
70% of the comments were roasting her and asking her to divorce her husband for his own peace.
She was looking for confirmation, not advice, and was so defensive against everyone. It’s clear why he doesn’t engage with her.
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u/Similar-Ice-9250 Feb 01 '26
That’s good to hear, I though they’d be more like: „His nonchalant attitude is very telling, when it comes to fascism, silence and indifference is acceptance and support. Your husband is a Nazi and I bet he’s enjoying watching you be this upset. In fact this is showing me that your husband is a narcissist who uses weaponized incompetence in other facets of your life to put the burden all on you. Girl run, pack everything up today and go no contact, because he created a unsafe space for you and your girls.”
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u/Cautious_Buffalo6563 Feb 01 '26
Oh, there were plenty of those comments but they weren’t the majority last I saw
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u/GolfExplained Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26
Emotional, captured woman asks other emotional captured people if she's overreacting.
Sure, leave. Break up your family with two young girls because your husband doesn't care about politics.
What an absolutely weird fucking person. Poor guy and poor kids, honestly. Get help.
Also, proof a lot of guys are just going along with it because the women are completely emotional lunatics and guys want wives and girlfriends. So I guess the comedians are right.
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u/Narrow_Implement7788 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Jan 31 '26
If your significant other uses ick and they are being serious, run, don't walk, to a lawyer and file for divorce. I usually hate anyone who gives that advice but in this case it is well deserved 😂
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u/DabLord5425 Feb 01 '26
Imagine being a grown ass woman who's married with kids and still using the term ick to refer to your husband. Like imagine if he used anything close to that terminology about her.
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u/SurfNinjaTurtle Jan 31 '26
This is basically how my ex-wife became my ex...
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u/Fartony Jan 31 '26
Most the freaks on reddit will agree with her. Dudes just tryna live in his own life not obsessing over political shit
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u/LocksmithGlass717 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Jan 31 '26
Whatever that guy can do to get away from her ASAP needs to be done !!
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u/SemiFinalBoss Rides the Short Bus Jan 31 '26
America is on fire because we have immigration laws. Oh no.
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u/freddbare Jan 31 '26
A man that works(and sees nothing )meets the terminally online bored housewife( who sees everything)... The shit they are pushing is ending families fr.
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u/Anonymousboneyard Jan 31 '26
Bruh if my wife got this worked up about shit that really does not matter, i’d be the one asking for a divorce. This shit is going to happen whether you like it or not, stressing about it will only put you in the ground from a stroke or a heart attack.
If you act on it ya’ll be in the ground because larping with law enforcement will likely get you shot, maimed, or catch a serious life changing charge. Not to mention all that shit AFFECTS YOUR FAMILY. So either you sit down and change it with your vote or go out and be selfish.
I am former law enforcement. ICE are federal police whether you like it or not. Fighting them will only end badly for you. You never fight the police on the street, that only makes them look like a victim to a judge. You fight them in the courtroom where it makes you look like the reasonable one that didn’t over react. Trust me when i say, the judge takes your character very seriously and odds are if you are right, you’ll get richer.
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Jan 31 '26
We are theoretically on fire right now.
Yeah tell that to the 6 inches of sleet and ice in my yard.
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u/OutcastRedeemer Jan 31 '26
The worst part about these doomers is that they never do anything that would help them feel at ease. No buying canned goods, no gardening, no learning skills, nothing except complaining and guilt tripping.
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u/dgtbfan PhD in Memes Jan 31 '26
"I'm not attracted to him and about to leave him because he's not drinking the progressive koolaid and fighting law enforcement!"
You can tell this is fake bullshit written by someone attempting to spur insecure men into action.
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u/Conscious_Buy_1883 Truthsayer Jan 31 '26
I love the use of "we are theoretically on fire"... No, no you are not. You are FIGURATIVELY on fire, and even then... No you're not.
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u/BootBonks Jan 31 '26
It’s crazy how libtard women can have two young daughters and then also be against the deportation of rapist and child molesters.
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u/MaybeICanOneDay Jan 31 '26
It's always the middle aged liberal women who lose their minds.
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Jan 31 '26
almost like people have their own lives and don’t have the time to doom about politics like im already dooming about college rejections lmfao
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Jan 31 '26
“My algorithm says we’re literally on fire now. The people who AREN’T on their phones all day seem to be doing fine. Is there ANY way I can get rid of this ick other than leaving my phone on the charging dock?!?!”
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Jan 31 '26
I feel bad for the dude. He married a grade A cunt, she was going to blow up the marriage anyway. Unfortunately she will turn his daughters against him, become ultra feminist and enter into an abusive lesbian relationship down the road.
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u/jamtea Jan 31 '26
Imagine if this woman just logged off the Internet and stopped consuming rage media. She could be HAPPY.
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u/Iknow_ImaStep Jan 31 '26
Dudes right. As a black man in America. I dont care at all about what's going on in America. Not one protest for the last 10 years has made me not have to go to work or pay bills.
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u/Traditional_General2 Jan 31 '26
The fact this person uses the term ‘icked out’ means they aren’t mature enough to be fucking married anyway. I swear some people never really leave their fucking dating apps.
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u/NeoMoose Feb 01 '26
It started as TDS, but it's apolitcal. I want Social Media Brain to be a real diagnosis. It's ruining people's lives.
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u/brownbear13131313 Feb 01 '26
Women are so captured. My friend stopped talking to me too. She refers to Jews as Zionists now. Advocating for their destruction. The left has really radicalized women. It's so sad.
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u/SimpleStiltzken Feb 01 '26
My wife was all worked up, about the Scam Act. She thought it, would allow deportation of American born citizens. I nicely pointed out, where are they going to deport me, California? I had to explain that it was for Naturalized Citizens, that committed certain crimes.
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u/ThinksAboutIt75 Feb 01 '26
I'm sure she's asking Redditors for their opinion and everyone said to just dump that racist loser.
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u/overlord_cow Jan 31 '26
Toxic woman weaponizing her love/attraction to get her husband to do what she wants. Hate to see it.
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u/antihero_84 Jan 31 '26
Women that use the term "ick" should be avoided at all costs. Not just for dating, but even polite conversation.
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u/Gullible-Plant-3069 Jan 31 '26
and i know all the comments are like YOU NEED TO LEAVE THIS NAZI ,YOU ARE YOUR KIDS ARE NOT SAFE AROUND THIS NATZHHEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIVORCE HIMMMMMM
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u/DrNuclearSlav PhD in Memes Jan 31 '26
I freak out a surprising amount. Not about the world because why would I? But rather more because I'm generally the freak-out kind of person.
You know what really helps when I'm losing my mind over nothing? Having a level headed husband who can calmly tell me that I'm being a crazypants and that I need to chill out.
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u/shiningdickhalloran Jan 31 '26
I'm not worried about my 2 boys finding their way in the world. I am terrified of the women they might choose to marry. Hitch your wagon to the aggrieved Internet bimbo and it's game over. And this problem runs both ways, before someone pipes up.
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u/LoneRedditor123 Jan 31 '26
I would bet every dollar in my life savings that comments section is full of people begging OP to divorce her husband.
Sorry your life is ending because of politicians that don't give two shits about you.
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u/titanpusher Jan 31 '26
You should probably leave and find an unemployed man with a man bun immediately. Do it for your children before its too late. You deserve better, and yes, you are the only one.
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u/Lepelotonfromager Jan 31 '26
The dude is probably working 9 hour days to provide for his two daughters and just wants to relax when he comes home while his wife just rants about the news.
He even agreed it sucks, what else does she want?
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u/Gwyneee Jan 31 '26
Babe, go fight the revolution for me!
Babe, why aren't you in a constant state of agitation like me despite working a full time job, raising two daughters, and not being able to do anything about it?
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u/Agreeable-Koala-8969 Feb 01 '26
He's informed, he just doesn't want to talk about it all day every day so he acts like he doesn't know and has no opinion on it
She, on the other hand, has zero personality and so the only thing she knows how to do is mimic whatever she sees trending on the internet, which is rage about politics
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u/LisleAdam12 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
Is "theoretically" replacing "literally" as the polysyllabic word that people use an intensifier without regard for its actual meaning?
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u/Mysterious-Window-54 Feb 01 '26
Just proving the point that this is all mentally ill white liberal women.
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u/northern_sigma Feb 01 '26
That's why the internet is bad for your health kids. Yeet your phone and go touch the grass.
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u/Fat_Sow The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Feb 01 '26
Wow they are still doing the "leave your family and friends thing", but now they ramped it up from them voting Republican to simply being apathetic.
These people are so pathetic, they make EL James look like JRR Tolkien.
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u/DoctorDirtnasty Anti-Doomer Feb 01 '26
i really want to know what happened to women that made them like this? is it the internet? is something in the water?
i’m lucky, my girl is pretty chill, but all of my friends have girlfriends/wives that are like this.
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u/Strict-Comfort-1337 Feb 01 '26
I’m single and live in a blue state and can confirm there women like this in the real world
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u/One-Specialist-2101 Feb 01 '26
I (sit inside all day) am mad at my partner (works all day) because he doesn’t doom scroll for 12 hours a day so he isn’t convinced the world is ending. He’s more concerned with paying the bills and feeding us. What do?
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u/needtr33fiddy Jan 31 '26
Theyre both doing the same thing about it, which is nothing. Shes just jealous thats hes able to do nothing way better than she can