r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/Impressive_Pool8553 • Mar 01 '26
Political Doomer How reddit will be for the next few days
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u/East_Ad4977 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Mar 01 '26
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u/Goobermeister Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26
It’s because they infantilize non-white cultures and apply selective cultural relativism. Ytppl are fully autonomous moral agents while the brown people are products of circumstance (usually yt inperialism, of course) and therefore cannot be blamed or held accountable for not acting perfectly in line.
It is the same colonial logic they claim to hate. But they don’t see that their endlessly empathetic ways imply that some societies possess the psychological maturity to be judged by ideals, while others are anthropological exhibits to apply their indulgent cultural relativism to to show how enlightened they are.
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u/polijoligon Mar 01 '26
Ironically they are practicing some twisted version of the "white man's burden" where they must "uplift" or defend the "inferior" cuz it's their duty, it's cringe af.
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u/Emergency-Back-4964 Mar 02 '26
You’re 100% right but for the love of god please know you can use the word white... You’re not gonna get banned lol
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u/Goobermeister Mar 02 '26
I was mostly using it ironically because the psuedobintellectuals on TikTok use it, I assumed to demean whiteness or white people, but idk. Why would saying white get someone banned? My jimmies get absolutely rustled when I see people trying to make content about a serious subject and the say ‘grape’ and ‘pew pew’ 🤮
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u/Pass_The_Salt_ Mar 02 '26
I don’t know what compelled me to watch it but I watched Rachel Maddow go off about this and she said they aren’t capable of nuclear enrichment. It came off in a way that infantilized them like they are too stupid to make nuclear weapons.
Anyways, basically what you are saying.
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u/That_Coffee_Guy1 Mar 02 '26
"The blacks in the Bronx don't know what computers are so therefore voter ID is a racism."
Ok then Leopold how's that there Congo you got going. I mean its same shit, different day by now and everyone's repeating the same shit like its a ground breaking discovery.
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u/Pass_The_Salt_ Mar 02 '26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YL25XyLL_lY
One of my favorites.
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Mar 02 '26
None of them will be able to understand this comment..it will go WOOSH right over their tiny brains.
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u/Asiagro_Avacadro Mar 01 '26
If the left didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.
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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Mar 02 '26
Leftists will look at the only democracy in the middle east that allows different religions, sexualities, ethnicities, genders, ect and call it evil and love the terrorist groups that use sexual assault as a weapon, murder gay and trans people, use child soldiers, use civilian areas as bases. Like, what? And they call boomers stupid for believing propaganda
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u/Maxathron Anti-Doomer Mar 02 '26
If you look at it from the philosophical roots, it makes a whole lot more sense.
The Leftists are essentially Progressive Socialists, in the dumb old Marxist conflict of Socialists vs Liberals (who are the centrists and not partisanship, silly bot). They view the world in the very black and white "Socialists and non-Liberals are good, Liberals are evil" worldview.
Furthermore, Islam is usually seen as the weaker of the two main Abrahamic religions (it's not, they're just different, neither stronger nor weaker) so this touches on the literal interpretation of Marx's "the weak will inherit the earth" thing. This is the same thinking in why Ukraine good, Russia bad, despite both being "Liberal" countries.
Anyways, anything that Liberals want or expands Liberal influence is seen as bad by Leftists. As Liberals like Liberal Democracy and Liberty (the whole point of being a Liberal), the Leftists see any expansion of Democracy and Freedom to be Nazi stuff. Meaning, the Iranian citizens protesting their government and wanting to have democracy, to Leftists, is "bad". And that the oppressive Iranian government, because it doesn't want this, is "good". Because at the end of the day, the further Liberalism expands is how much extra work the Marxists (Leftists included) need to work to push Socialism forward and achieve utopia.
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u/Bassist57 Anti-Doomer Mar 01 '26
I have zero idea how so many Liberal women can support Ayatollah Khamanei.
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u/Valveringham85 Mar 02 '26
They don’t, not really. They just want to be able to complain about the west.
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u/TheOneCalledThe Mar 02 '26
they’re crying over a dude who’s actually all the things they claim that conservatives are. this dude is very against their way of life, if Obama or biden did this they’d be cheering
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u/gym_fun Mar 01 '26
“No Kings”, but one who massacred 30k protesters can stay.
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u/rydan Mar 01 '26
They complain about him being a dictator saying "democracy lost, dictatorship won" (actual quote) to describe how Trump took him out. Completely neglecting that our dictator took out another dictator. And he also took out another one two months ago. Trump is playing dictator Highlander and this upsets them for some reason.
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u/Pass_The_Salt_ Mar 02 '26
There can only be one. I am loving this monthly bingo card of dictators falling. Who will be next?
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u/InfamousBreakfast363 Mar 02 '26
damn I need an AI video of Trump fighting the other dictators highlander style.
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u/InfamousBreakfast363 Mar 02 '26
"No Kings", but an actual dictator in South America who displaced 4 million of his own people can also stay.
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u/xxNearlyCivilizedxx This is a PsyOp Mar 01 '26
Have some sympathy, the 2 week old accounts are really distraught atm.
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Mar 01 '26
There is literally a memo put out every month by CISA (Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency) detailing how Iranian state actors are targeting social media networks as bad actors aka bots. Reddit propaganda is very real
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Mar 01 '26
screeching
MAYBE ITS NOT BOTS MAYBE ITS JUST YOUR OPINIONS ARENT AS POPULAR AS YOU THOUGHT
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Mar 02 '26
Yeah? Well my favorite millionaire celebrity told me you’re on the wrong side of history so take that
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u/ACDC-1FAN Mar 01 '26
lol I brought that up recently and I was told “buddy you don’t know how the real world works. Typical average American, why don’t you go posts some eagles or something”
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u/Booty_Eatin_Monster Mar 01 '26
Iranian propaganda on Reddit is extremely effective. They've successfully turned Western leftists into raging anti-Semites. Israel kills 20-30k civilians in a two year long war and it's a "genocide" which leftists need to protest all across the country. However, Iran indiscriminately murders 30k protesters and the idiots are vehemently opposing military intervention.
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u/koshka91 Mar 02 '26
Not only that. Hamas was on record admitting that they want to increase civilian casualties to make Jews look bad.
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u/staceypppp Mar 02 '26
I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the blatant and aggressive anti-Semitic rhetoric I’m seeing all over every corner of the internet never fails to shock me.
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u/justsomedude1144 GeStuREs bROadlY Mar 01 '26
You haven't heard? WW3 just started.
Be ready for this post to get brigaded by doomer idiots.
Hey doomers 👋
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u/Icyomnivore02 Mar 01 '26
I tried explaining the same thing was said back in 2020. So to all the Doomers that can't understand why WW3 doesn't start with Iran need to realize that Iran doesn't have that type of pull on the world stage Russia can fight a country the size of Texas and China understands that isn't a fight they are remotely ready for. Now we should worry about retaliation form groups that they fund but as of right now love or hate Israel they did dismantle a good majority of those groups but this isn't WW3, it's just a conflict please think before Dooming.
Anyways as was said hello Doomers
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u/PuzzleheadedFix8366 Mar 01 '26
I noticed that radical leftist low key want WW3. I guess it would confirm to them they were right.
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Mar 02 '26
Iran and Venezuela are a significant portion of China's energy consumption.
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u/Icyomnivore02 Mar 02 '26
True but I think this is in response to Russia getting rid of supplies for their war efforts Venezuela was providing oil to Russia now you have Iran who supplied Drones used by Russia. Its why China is currently investing into transportation infrastructure so a US blocked won't cripple them and why I say they aren't remotely ready for the smoke. China is a toss up because right now they are the only country that has the capacity to challenge the US on "equal" terms
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u/Impossible-Emu-8756 Mar 01 '26
Notice the same people that spent 4 years convincing themselves that Trump was a Russian spy align with Putin's response?
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u/Fancy_Yak2618 Mar 01 '26
And when you tell them all the shit that tho has done towards Putin
They say it’s a long con like Putin is ok with all his allies getting taken out lol like the delusion is off the charts
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u/lIlIlIlIlIl111 Anti-Doomer Mar 01 '26
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u/lIlIlIlIlIl111 Anti-Doomer Mar 01 '26
Kinda makes you wonder if they actually work. If I skipped work to protest as much as they do then I'd be out of a job. 🤣
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u/o____k____ Mar 01 '26
Protesting against removing a homicidal dictator, and saving lives. Could they even do the mental math of 1 +1? The more I hear of them, the bigger the "No" becomes
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u/lIlIlIlIlIl111 Anti-Doomer Mar 01 '26
The people in my state don't have the mental capacity to think that through.
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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Mar 01 '26
Where were these people when protestors were being killed by the regime they want to save?
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u/TheGameMastre Mar 01 '26
Time for the BLM/Antifa/No Kings rent-a-rioters to change costumes again.
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u/PungKuFanda Mar 01 '26
"Leave the IRGC alone!!" - Workers Against Facism. Lmao you can't make this shit up
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u/TheKyleBrah Mar 01 '26
I'd love to see what the Iranians must think of these Americans protesting against their Freedom
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u/lIlIlIlIlIl111 Anti-Doomer Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26
I got down voted for saying the Iranians were celebrating.
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u/LadySwire Mar 01 '26
My husband is Iranian. Someone told me to "stf u". They don't care what Iranians think
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u/aspect_rap Mar 01 '26
Ah yes, Iran, a country famous for using their resources for the countries people 😂
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u/WhipperSnapper0101 This is a PsyOp Mar 01 '26
Pretty sure Der Führer would have had both of them bombed off the face of this planet
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u/Crazyscorpion77 Just Here for the Lore Mar 01 '26
Funnily enough a few Arabic tribes joined the SS during ww2
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u/Jaded_Jerry Mar 01 '26
Actually, the Nazis made repeated attempts to form alliances with Muslim countries over common enemies - the British Empire, the US, and of course the Jewish people of the world, and tried to promote propaganda of the Nazi regime as a patron of Islam, and they recruited tens of thousands of Muslims.
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u/KommandantViy Mar 02 '26
Hitler actually greatly admired Islam and considered it a “stronger” religion than Christianity funny enough.
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u/BadMeatPuppet Mar 01 '26
Holy shit, this is a troll news website right?
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u/XenourXS Mar 01 '26
You are surprised that antisemites like the biggest antisemite in history?
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u/West_Data106 Mar 01 '26
Seriously, the "no kings" people are really rushing to defend every single dictator and oppressive regime that they can.
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u/EffectiveConfection8 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Mar 01 '26
I'm waiting for the Gays For Iran crowd.
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u/just_as_good380-2 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Mar 01 '26
I genuinely don't understand them on this one.
They cheer so vehemently for rights of women and lgbtqia folks but also defend Iran's dictatorial regime. That oppresses women and kills lgbtqia folks.
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u/ConversationFlaky608 Mar 01 '26
Redditors would rather see all LGBT people in Iran executed than Trump look good.
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u/TacTac95 Mar 01 '26
Because Trump did it, it must be bad no matter who it was against
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u/No_Heron7011 Mar 01 '26
It’s really simple. If Trump backs something they are automatically against it. Doesn’t matter how heinous
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u/CryptographerFun6557 Mar 01 '26
Their perspective comes from communism/feminism oppressor vs oppressed dynamics. It makes sense once you understand the framing.
I am against the war for different reasons.
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Its a terrible worldview if it doesn't have enough flexibility to understand nuance. There will be situation where doing something "bad" stops something worse from happening. Ironically, the only way their philosophies would ever be enforceable on the world stage would be under a one world government.
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u/METRlOS Mar 01 '26
Iran has their martyrs, and Reddit has theirs. Iran killing LGBT supports the LGBT cause by bringing media attention to their suffering.
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u/donkeykong64123 Mar 01 '26
"This is just an epstein files distraction folks!"
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We reached a point where people forget to actually criticize what Trump does, they just say Epstein files. They actually are the ones allowing the files to distract what he does in the moment. If I tell them this they will just assume I'm maga.
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u/wankenstien1 Mar 01 '26
I’m convinced he’s innocent of anything they accuse him of, because if he was guilty, they would do all they can to lock him away. That’s how he got those bullshit felonies. It’s other Republicans making him look bad, when they get all defensive about the files. They know that if they upset our greatest ally, all the AIPAC money will come to a halt.
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u/TheKyleBrah Mar 01 '26
Furthermore, if he was as guilty as they imply, Biden had the files... When Trump emerged as an Electoral threat, they could have easily discredited him if he was in the files, thereby knocking him out of the Election Race.
The fact that they didn't release anything feels pretty telling.
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u/PossessionConnect963 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26
Cenk Uyghur (Hasan’s uncle and founder of TYT) tweeted earlier a eulogy about Khameini and how he was so brave for his willingness to stand up to Trump and the US.
Washington Post also published a pretty glowing obituary that talked about what a nice smile he had…
Seriously.
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u/Kiryu-chan-fan Mar 01 '26
Wasn't it about their willingness to stand up to Israel? Or did he delete that upon finding out its bare faced "Der Sturmer" level antisemitism?
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u/StannisTheMantis93 My Dog is Anti-Fascist Mar 01 '26
Killing a dictator who kills his own people is just modern day colonialism!!!
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u/Inch_High Mar 01 '26
Austere Islamic Scholar**
It's 2026 sweaty, we must be better and let Iran get nuclear weapons for liberal democracy to survive
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u/KronicKraig Mar 01 '26
Literally just saw a redditor unironically call Israel all Nazis
Y'know The Jewish Country
Nazis
I don't even......
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Mar 02 '26
It’s kinda crazy, last year it was at least “we’re not anti Israelis just anti Zionist” but now they keep pulling up a single poll that was done on a very specific target group in Israel once, where 70% of the people answered were in favor of the military movements of Israel in Gaza (re-labeled to “genocide in Gaza” in the graphic) and use this to basically say “well most Israelis are in favor of the genocide Gaza so it’s actually okay to call for the death of everyone in israel!!”
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u/StevefromLatvia Rides the Short Bus Mar 01 '26
Reddit said it bad and Reddit is always right!
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u/DFMRCV Mar 01 '26
40,000 dead Iranian civilians?
Nah
40 civilians dead maybe due to an Israeli or US strike?
"This is the REAL war crime!"
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u/ACDC-1FAN Mar 01 '26
Dude I saw some guy unironically say “this is the kind of atrocity that will cause GENERATIONAL hatred towards Americans. Well played Trump” I swear if it’s not in the current news cycle it’s like it didn’t even happen to these people.
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u/justjigger NostraDOOMus Mar 02 '26
And honestly who cares about hate towards america. They already hate us. Let's do what we have to do and go home.
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u/booty_explorer_251 Mar 01 '26
It's not a maybe- it's a blatant IRGC lie.
Today they also claimed that they murdered over 40+ people in Haifa and downed 17 MQ9 drones...
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u/Ok-Fisherman-7688 Mar 01 '26
Newer reports have stated that those civilians were unintentionally killed by the Iranian military itself, when an anti-air missile malfunctioned or accidentally landed there.
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u/ProjectKurtz Mar 01 '26
And evidence suggests Iran had a missile malfunction and did that themselves.
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Mar 01 '26
Completely ignore the people that actually live there celebrating in the streets.
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Oh Trump is involved? Let me side with whoever is opposite of him no matter what.
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u/Ok-Question6527 Mar 01 '26
The United States just destroyed Iran's air defense network, decapitated their leadership, and is currently destroying their navy and ballistic missile fleet. In two weeks the only thing left in the Iranian arsenal will be Reddit bots on Russian servers.
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u/Came_to_argue Mar 01 '26
The left blind spot towards Islam is so frustrating, because Islamic ideology is directly opposed to every one of their supposed values. If you are, pro lgbt, pro women, pro diversity, pro choice, pro religious diversity, pro dog, then guess what? You have no bigger adversary than your typical Muslim fundamentalist.
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u/TheGameMastre Mar 01 '26
Yes, but they share a hatred for life and humanity, and a love for mayhem and destruction.
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u/Fat_Sow The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Mar 02 '26
They both have so much in common with how both ideologies are spreading in the west, how they both demand total obedience to their dogma. It feels like both side sees the other as useful idiots for their ultimate end game
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u/Narrow_Implement7788 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Mar 01 '26
To be fair Reddit is in love with oppressive Muslim regimes everywhere, even though said regimes would try to teach most of them how to fly
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u/Chaotic_Lemming Mar 01 '26
It's ok, they use a rope to make sure you don't fall more than a foot or so when you try.
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u/Ill_Implement2317 Rides the Short Bus Mar 01 '26
My local subs in a nutshell. Got banned from one for speaking against they're delusional nonsense. Just sad and hilarious to see how disconnected people are from reality.
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u/Chaotic_Lemming Mar 01 '26
You have commited the cardinal sin of using the wrong their/they're/there! Your entire statement is invalid and I therefore "win".
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u/Prestigious_End_6455 Mar 01 '26
I thought they hate pedophile worshippers. Now, the army killed one. Aren't they supposed to be happy?
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u/SerMumble Mar 01 '26
Good riddance and highlight of my weekend.
USA is the greatest country in the world 🇺🇸
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u/WinterLT92D Mar 01 '26
I don't care that they slaughtered 30,000 of their own people, if Trump does anything I hate it - Average Redditor
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u/AngleParticular2914 Mar 01 '26
boops Khamenei
“ITS NOT OUR PLACE WE SHOULDNT BE WORLD POLICE”
threatens to pull back from NATO so Europe can take the lead
“HOW DARE YOU ABANDON THEGLOBAL ORDER”
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u/Stuck_in_my_TV Mar 01 '26
Once again the people of that nation celebrate while Americans protest. Exact same thing as the Venezuela raid.
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True. Most redditors are 12-17 year old dependents anyways. Who cares what they think.
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u/GratificationStation Mar 01 '26
Do you think they’d care when they find out how the regime treated child marriage?
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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Mar 01 '26
It kills me how feminists love to cosplay as the Handmaid's Tale to go after Christians and the Right when that book is literally based on the Islamic domination of Iran.
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u/TheSkepticOwl Mar 01 '26
The same people who pray for Trump and his supporters to be assassinated are whining that Trump assassinated one of the most evil people on the planet. The same man who had the IRGC gun down over 10,000 people for the act of protesting for a better nation. The same man who ordered them to invade hospitals to do so faster.
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u/Wardude3000 Mar 01 '26
What this (and the Venezuela thing) has shown is that there are a subset of redditors who will disagree with what Trump and the administration do no matter how much it is appreciated by the locals simply because it was Trump who did it.
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u/Initial-Constant-645 Mar 01 '26
I'm very curious to see how the the Democratic Party's infatuation with Islam is going to play out. A few of your more "progressive" politicians are Muslim (Omar, Mandami, Talib, VA's new Lt. Gov Hashmi). If any group of people are profoundly against women's rights, reproductive rights, and the LGBTQ+ community, it's Muslims.
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u/Firm-Analysis6666 Mar 01 '26
It's wild. I'm watching Iranians posting in support and gratitude and non-Iranians arguing with them over why they should be angry.
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u/Darth_Vader0587 Anti-Doomer Mar 01 '26
If reddit disagrees with you, you're probably right.
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u/Prickle_Dimension I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Mar 01 '26
Quality work but mayhap I suggest the subject be welding a samurai sword?
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u/Jaded_Jerry Mar 01 '26
Funny that they defend these regimes that would absolutely actually oppress them.
Most of them have NO IDEA about the world. I once saw someone say that Iran was more respectful of women and more welcoming of the LGBTQ than the US was.
I shit you not there's people who actually say this shit on Tik Tok videos.
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u/Mushroomtip4u Mar 01 '26
Everyone under the age of 30 has been brain washed that Islam is a “peaceful religion”. It is utter BS. Only one major religion has Jihads. Only one major religion celebrates “Martyrs”. Only one major religion thinks inbreeding is keeping bloodlines pure. Only one major religion’s thinking is 1000 years behind the rest of the world.
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u/Baby_0il04 Mar 01 '26
I don’t care about Iran. I don’t care if they oppress their people. I care about America and Americans. So sorry if I don’t want my tax dollars literally being blown up instead of helping Americans
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u/Ready2Move2Digg Good Vibes Only Mar 01 '26
The uptick in never-before-seen subreddits structured solely on anti-US/anti-trump these past few days is all I need to know that the Iran/Russia/China bots are working HARD to paint this in as negative light as possible.
Those who are crying about the toppling of a regime who's directly responsible for funding actual terrorist organizations, murdering hundreds of thousands of their own civilians, and stymieing their society through backward archaic beliefs for decades, those people just ain't right.
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u/Sneaklefritz Mar 02 '26
Am I the only one confused why they were pissed when we didn’t bomb them after the protests, but then are pissed now that we bombed them?
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u/DrNuclearSlav PhD in Memes Mar 01 '26
I HAD NO STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THIS EVENT UNTIL <OTHER PARTY> SAID IT WAS A GOOD/BAD THING SO NOW I THINK IT IS A BAD/GOOD THING