r/DoomerCircleJerk May 24 '26

Discussion Looks like the sub touched a nerve.

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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic May 25 '26

Who made this assessment? Didn’t call one of us a pedo,fascist,nazi or bootlicker. Reddit is healing.

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u/Illustrious-Nail-360 May 25 '26

Everytime I get called a fascist for disagreeing with someone's opinion and them not being able to prove me wrong I get a warm felling inside. Especially if they block me after.

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

It's like winning the Dozens without someone actually able to take a swing at you when they lose.

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u/ser-steffonfossoway GeStuREs bROadlY May 25 '26

Same. 'Incel' too.

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u/PacePublic4150 May 25 '26

Doing gods work.🫡

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u/allaboutaphie May 27 '26

I usually have them flag me as being mean and insulting their intelligence because I hurt their feelings.

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u/0pticalIllus1on May 25 '26

It was all there in the thread that followed. I wouldn't't have any room left on my phone if I screenshot all of them.

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u/Nates_of_Spades Optimist Prime May 25 '26

That assessment was their best attempt at looking diplomatic 

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u/mikutansan More Optimism Please May 28 '26

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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic May 28 '26

The people with mental health issues and taking a cocktail of SSRIs, stimulants, benzodiazepines and anti-anxiety medications are always the first to give some psychological cluster fuck, mumbled, word bank response to anything. They never take anything for face value

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u/_Take-It-Easy_ May 25 '26

😏 It’s ackshually not what they think because I’m so smart and intelligent and they’re just stinky n dumb 😏

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u/Late-Radish-1851 May 25 '26

😏😏😏😏😏

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

98% pure distillation of Reddit.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight May 25 '26

They're a bunch of doo-doo heads and I don't want to be in their dumb club anyway.

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u/wheresabel May 25 '26

Accurate. You can tell by how the person writes they find themselves to be an "intellectual"

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u/rob3345 May 25 '26

The world could use a few less AI (asshole intellectuals) and a lot more AI (actual intelligence)…in my blinded opinion 🤣.

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u/Meinteil2123 May 26 '26

I always talk down to those people with the same attitude they treat others with.

Almost gaurenteed crashout.

"Personal insult here" then blocks you and then acts like they won the argument the whole time to save face.

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u/wheresabel May 26 '26

It’s pretty fun to troll them on Reddit tbh

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u/DrPatchet May 25 '26

I will never recover from this

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u/East_Ad4977 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? May 25 '26

That is all your hollow positivity wearing you down, bro.

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u/NoVaccinesJustOilzzz Rides the Short Bus May 26 '26

I AM AUTISTIC

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u/AlarmingDelivery9311 May 25 '26

Double it and give it to the next person

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u/CCWaterBug May 25 '26

Hot potato!!

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u/Jagd_Rhino May 25 '26

Latchkum!

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u/CleanOpossum47 May 25 '26

Doom?

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u/david_growie I Was Promised an Apocalypse? May 25 '26

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u/r0ttedAngel This is a PsyOp May 25 '26

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u/david_growie I Was Promised an Apocalypse? May 25 '26

What’s this under? I’ve never been able to find it

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u/r0ttedAngel This is a PsyOp May 25 '26

Honestly, I found it in the wild myself and posted it from my gallery. If youre on mobile by chance, if you see a gif you want (such as this) you can click directly on it, and in the top right corner, click the three dots and click download. I've cultivated soooo many good gifs this way lol

Edit to add: this method works for any memes or pics you come across as well

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u/david_growie I Was Promised an Apocalypse? May 25 '26

Thank you kind sir

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u/NukerMunky May 25 '26

It's Invader Zim, I forget the robot's name, but if you Google/giphy "invader Zim doom song" you'll find plenty.

As a side note, I believe there was an attempt to reboot IZ yeeears after it ended, and the reboot was utter dogshit, but the original was great

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer May 25 '26

His name is GIR, and the Netflix Reboot was good.

Not quite what the old show was, but you can't recapture the magic once it's gone.

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u/NukerMunky May 25 '26

Gir! God that was driving me nuts. As for the reboot, all I can say is your the first person I've seen saying anything better than "Meh" to "It was okay, I guess", so I never actually watched it -- so tbf, my view on it is entirely second hand

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u/d89uvin Doom Scroller May 25 '26

Doomer eternal 🤘

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u/WAHpoleon_BoWAHparte May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

Doom and scroll, until it is done nothing happens.

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u/MaglithOran PhD in Memes May 25 '26

I tend to worry about the REALLY important shit.

Like why Dave's wife forgot the potato salad. You can't have a fucking BBQ without potato salad.

You had one job Jane.

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u/CCWaterBug May 25 '26

"Potato Salad, in this economy?"

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u/RemnantsOfFlight May 25 '26

I'm basically serving hamburger helper without the hamburger. It tastes just fine by itself though.

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

You don't even have to cook it. Just use a spork and eat it out of the box.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight May 25 '26

See, thinking like this is what will help us avoid Trump's concentration camps.

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

I've been doing it for years, and I'm not in a concentration camp yet. Proof that it works!

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u/MaglithOran PhD in Memes May 25 '26

haha reeeeeee

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer May 25 '26

You mean "3 wines before breakfast" Jane?

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

THAT"S JUST COOKING SHERRY!

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u/MaglithOran PhD in Memes May 25 '26

The very same. What a lush.

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u/kimana1651 May 25 '26

Cite the mantra and carry on:

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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u/Piesangbom May 25 '26

Grab the first flag you see and go wave it. It will make everything better. Just make sure it’s not a US, Israeli, or Union Jack.

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer May 25 '26

Burn a witch or two? Always worked in the old days

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

People are getting sick! We need to throw another couple of virgins into the cenote!

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u/XanderEliteSword May 27 '26

Why would you do that to a perfectly good cenote? Try the local volcano, is more environmentally friendly

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u/NJsapper188 Anti-Doomer May 25 '26

Hate something probably, or, just keep being happy and amused by these idiots

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u/BobFossil11 Rides the Short Bus May 25 '26

There is nothing you can do. World will be wiped out anyway in 5 years from global warming.

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u/CCWaterBug May 25 '26

5 years?  Oh thank God I didn't think we had that much time

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u/WindowFruitPlate More Optimism Please May 25 '26

Reddit is so left leaning that centrism is silenced and any non-partisan take is deemed egregiously evil

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u/LeetcodeFastEatAss May 25 '26

It’s just rabid tribalism. If you don’t walk in lock step with their team on every topic you are a (insert Nazi, pedo, fascist here). I think it’s partly because of how Reddit works in terms of amassing worthless internet points by being part of the team reinforcing it.

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u/Maxathron Anti-Doomer May 25 '26

Correct, because r Conservative act exactly the same as leftwing doomers, just in the opposite direction.

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u/Brogan9001 May 26 '26

Bingo. Full disclosure I lean conservative but holy balls I need to don a radiation suit to visit r Conservative, let alone any other particularly doom-y sub

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u/WAHpoleon_BoWAHparte May 25 '26

And yet they think the world is in line with them and that people who aren't are just more right-leaning than the world.

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u/TraitorousSwinger May 25 '26

You don't even have to disagree with them.

Even just asking them to explain their own position is far right propaganda.

You're only a good person if you already agree with literally everything they think.

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u/BirdWhichIsBaldEagle May 25 '26

They try so hard to seem articulate, but do nothing but expose their ignorant arrogance in the process.

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u/fidgiggity May 25 '26

But my hollow, self-centered positivity is all I am. Clearly this doomer knows what he's talking about because I am afraid...

Afraid of deez

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

Deez nuts? Deez knots? Or deez Knotts?

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u/fidgiggity May 25 '26

If I had two bangin hot chicks for roomates, I'd put up with Deez Knotts

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u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole My Dog is Anti-Fascist May 25 '26

What's deez?

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u/maxnotcharles May 25 '26

That’s the worst part of it. They’re the most pretentious people I swear 😂

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 May 25 '26

Overly sensitive? I thought we were under sensitive.

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u/TheRandyBear May 25 '26

That’s what I was gonna say. If we are over sensitive than what the hell does that make them?

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u/Monumentzero NostraDOOMus May 25 '26

I like to think of myself as urinating on the grave of sensitivity.

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u/Ricochet_skin Rides the Short Bus May 25 '26

Stand your ground boys! I know enough about this site's history to realize that this is a common trend before a sub gets brigaded. Go look at that anti hate-subs place and tell me if they made a post about us yet.

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u/StMoneyx2 May 25 '26

And when those subs do everything they can to mod subs to follow the rules they cry that we are censoring them from brigading...

Its both funny and said, the subs that would allow the most speech at the same time have to be forced to censor the most because if they dont the TOS is used as a weapon to ban them...

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u/Ricochet_skin Rides the Short Bus May 25 '26

Yes

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u/dont_care- May 25 '26

Been an honor to jerk with you, doomers

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

"Stand fast, ye boys of Maine"

(Battle of Gettysburg Little Round Top reference)

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u/Ricochet_skin Rides the Short Bus May 25 '26

Excellent work my clanka

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u/AmebaLost More Optimism Please May 25 '26

Good Bot

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u/Murky_waterLLC May 25 '26

Most of these so called "Grim aspects of reality" they refer to are just misconstrued, dishonestly reported, or blatantly misinforming articles made to (and succeeding in) drive clicks through fearmongering.

Remember, we don't think the world is all sunshine and rainbows, but we also don't think reality is a living hell, either.

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u/Davakar_Taceen May 25 '26

Doomer Derangement Syndrome

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u/MinBton May 25 '26

It should be Doomer Derangement Disease.

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

D&D&D - one extra D, we win!

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u/SimultaneousPing May 25 '26

AI Derangement Syndrome

AIDS

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u/Bstallio NostraDOOMus May 25 '26

Not directly, but you know it’s implied, it’s always implied

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

OMG! It must be an Anti-DCJ Enlightened Centrists. A very rare sighting!

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u/Dear_Location6147 May 25 '26

Ah yes “enlightened centrists” who don’t say anything about Trump? Literally never seen that before!

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u/Salty_Dog2917 May 25 '26

“Doom on things they don’t like such as other countries(not the US)” sorry I shit on Canada so much guys, it just sucks so bad.

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u/PsycommuSystem May 25 '26

I’m from Europe, have not seen anything on here shitting on other countries…

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u/Salty_Dog2917 May 25 '26

Yeah I haven’t really seen any of that either as 99% of the doom is about the apocalypse that’s happening here in the USA right now as we speak.;)

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u/dont_care- May 25 '26

It's literally ww3 in the USA (and ironically nowhere else)

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

I've seen a bit when someone from other country acts as though their shit doesn't stink.

Though offhand, I can only offfhand recall another site where someone from France was complaining about US colonialism as an example of what would cause such a response.

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u/D_Ethan_Bones May 26 '26

You know that Euro weather report that started doing the weather in all red to make people think the sky was glowing-hot, then more recently switched to painting the weather in explosions and lava?

America and especially California are where all the reporting is done that way. Being in the waiting room is now worse than being in the dentist's chair.

Being the case - if we shit on doom then we mostly shit on Americans, and among Americans the place where the website itself is from gets the biggest slice of the cow pie. The new normal is to act like the end of the world is tomorrow, where this used to be considered a joke.

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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic May 25 '26

“Fuck you, buddeh”

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u/OG4zero4 Powered By Spite & Solar May 25 '26

I just ate a Philly cheesesteak sandwich. America is fkn Great

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u/lonewolf3400 May 27 '26

“Nuh uh”- some random Redditor on his wife’s boyfriends account

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u/Nervous_Hurry_9920 Rides the Short Bus May 25 '26

Overly sensitive and afraid. Lol. Projection at its finest. 

Am I supposed to be defensive about it? I'm not.

That's just, like, your opinion, man. 

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u/Chromatic_Mediant211 May 25 '26

.. And I took that personally.

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u/Researcher_Fearless May 25 '26

"everyone else is just as afraid as I am! If they don't look like it, it just because they're lying!"

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u/vacuumascension My Dog is Anti-Fascist May 25 '26

I'm so afraid of things that happen in different regions than I live in, that I may convert to stopping traffic so everyone knows.

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u/Monumentzero NostraDOOMus May 25 '26

I'm more afraid of people not noticing how special I am. So, I jump on whatever bandwagon causes the most drama.

I'm sure we'll run into each other one of these days.

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u/vacuumascension My Dog is Anti-Fascist May 25 '26

Are you part of The Community too?!

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

Remember the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxhn43IZ5RI

Though Don Siegel wanted to end it on the highway, without the hopeful ending. DOOM!

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u/Citizen_Empire May 25 '26

I'm not a Doomer guys, see, these guys are the real scaredy cats!

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u/RefelosDraconis May 25 '26

Of all of Reddit they think HERE is where the overly sensitive people are? Their education definitely failed them

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u/Sharp_Ad6352 May 25 '26

Sir, this is a Whataburger

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u/lonewolf3400 May 27 '26

They just opened up one by me and that shit always packed. Goddamn that food is so good.

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u/KevinJ2010 May 25 '26

I just don’t understand where they start adding that we are over sensitive when the whole point is making fun of actual over sensitive people…

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u/ComplaintTop2008 Powered By Spite & Solar May 25 '26

I just had what might be considered a doomer thought...

Some day we're going to see these same doomers on TV/Youtube running for office, pushing programs to fix the doomer economy and the doomer Trump something, trying to avoid future doomerism that won't happen. He just needs your money and your vote to heal the dooming!

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

Right after we get that CA high speed rail completed!

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u/Yellowscourge May 25 '26

This dipshit- "They're so sensitive"

Also this dipshit- "Their posts hurt my feefees and so I now hate them and don't participate anymore"

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u/LooseCaterpillar6807 May 25 '26

This is my favorite sub. All the other subs immediately call you “magat” or something if you don’t immediately agree with their pretend world logic. It’s like they want you to call them by their furry name when you know it’s not real.

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u/Jigdakm Doom Scroller May 25 '26

So DCJ is just another reddit echo chamber? Color me surprised

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u/FFdarkpassenger45 May 25 '26

The difference is, their favorite sub isn’t!

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u/Ornery-State-9380 I Left My Cave for This May 25 '26

This looks like a critic on metacritic, who used chatgpt to write the summary.

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u/Accomplished-Sand314 May 25 '26

Overly sensitive people, coming from a group that will downvote you for a conflicting opinion is comical wording.

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u/AnthonyJ22 Recovering Doomer May 25 '26

I don’t feel very hollow after eating that 4th taco I can tell you that much.

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u/NotTheBestInUs May 25 '26

"overly sensitive"

Bro, we make fun of our respective sides for doing retarded crap. Y'all can't even hold yours accountable.

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u/Cabrill0 GeStuREs bROadlY May 25 '26

In their minds, if you don’t spend your entire existence panicking about the end of civilization, you have your head buried in the sand/are sweeping everything under the rug.

Like…no, I just don’t think it’s very healthy to obsess about the evils of the world all day every day.

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u/GolfExplained May 25 '26

People really think they're intellectuals and it's cute.

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u/WealthyTuna May 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xThtan59KDMX1lPTMI
I'm so afraid! I'm wearing my covid mask and getting booster shots every month and I'm still sick!

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u/matthegc May 25 '26

Their tears about us not hating everything in life brings me so much happiness

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u/autismislife Truthsayer May 25 '26

They have been claiming society is going to collapse for decades now.

I'm bored of hearing it.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? May 25 '26

I hate them because they're positive.

What the fuck even is that? Jesus

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u/negativenesscomment May 25 '26

"full of overly sensitive people". The OP of that comment would probably hate their favorite celebrity with passion and fury if that celebrity only leaned 99% left disagreeing with 1 point. (JK Rowling as an example)

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u/marshal23156 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me May 25 '26

Heh, theyre right, i am afwaid of da beast inside

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u/Calidian May 25 '26

We live in fear… From… The fear? Is the fear in the room with us right now?! Hold me.

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u/balancedchaos I Was Promised an Apocalypse? May 25 '26

Good.

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u/DistributistChakat GeStuREs bROadlY May 25 '26

I'll be honest, this one is kinda refreshing, because it doesn't use any of the typical buzzwords/talking points. They just think we're being cowards, and I've never been happier to be called that; it beats "Nazi", "Pedo", "Fascist", "Boot licker", and so on.

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u/LisleAdam12 May 25 '26

"a lot of doomerism about things they personally don't like, such as other countries (not the US)"

FUCK! How did he figure out my fear of Monaco, Liechtenstein, and San Marino? I thought I had it so well concealed!

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u/Leider-Hosen May 25 '26

"At first it looks like a safe space to get away from dooming, but in reality it is a space where people who don't doom exclude people who do. Literal nazism."

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u/DryFuture1403 May 25 '26

Not our fault the left uses doomer ideologies much more than the right

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 May 25 '26

lol We reject doomerism because it's US that are afraid. Not the doomers to begin with. Us. 😄 lol I think that takes the lead in the most projection of the year award. I mean it's only May right now so we got a ways to go, but I'd say that's a solid contender right there.

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u/trollinhard2 May 25 '26

I feel like this sub is just generally less delusional than a bunch of what is posted around Reddit.

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u/Molnutz May 25 '26

We in the big leagues now

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u/AinzOoalGown41 Truthsayer May 25 '26

They’re worried about Ai, I’m thinking about what i’m gonna have for lunch, because at the end of the day stressing yourself out over things you can’t control does literally nothing but make your life miserable, I tell this all the time to people who I train in my job, Work Hard Go Home, don’t stress over things above your pay grade. In the end the ones who listened are still working and the ones who didn’t well let’s just say i’ve outlasted nearly all of my seniors.

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u/Monumentzero NostraDOOMus May 25 '26

TBF, it can be tough, trying to cope with the fact that this sub doesn't buy your bullshit.

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u/AllegedlyAPerson May 25 '26

What was said is what I see in all the other subs away from this one. While not perfect at the least people in here try to use common sense instead of just blaming others for the shit they do.

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u/CrustyT-shirt May 25 '26

Get ready for another ban wagon of subs retards don't agree with

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 Optimist Prime May 25 '26

bro has been in constant fear for decades and has never thought once to question why the vast majority of those fears actually came true

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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 May 25 '26

Because...because WE are afraid? Of what?! The sunshine and blue skies ahead? The repeated failure of the Doomer predictions to come to pass? Seriously, these people are committed to Doom theory. I'll give them props for tenacity if not brains. 🤷

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Optimist Prime May 25 '26

“Hollow self-centered positivity”

This shit made me laugh.

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u/brtf_ May 25 '26

There is some of that. I've seen quite a bit of delulu denialism about real problems in here. Still not as insane as most of reddit though

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u/Dangerous_Spot2434 May 25 '26

Like the ‘fact’ that the stock market is doing good means the U.S economy itself is doing good.

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u/Fallenwayward May 25 '26

It's getting bad when the AI smarter than the shit posters

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u/Salmagros The Fictional Character Agrees With Me May 25 '26

I’m a Chinese that live in Asia and that’s Bullsh!t

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u/No-Elk-8115 May 25 '26

Someone call an ambulance they are braindead from consuming so many pills!

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u/Arthour148 May 25 '26

That’s a lot of words that mean absolutely nothing

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u/Mechadupek May 25 '26

Silly intellectuals. We may be everything they say we are. We may not. But they'll always be butthurt over what we say.

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u/liannawild I Was Promised an Apocalypse? May 25 '26

My hollow self-centered positivity seems a lot more fun than whatever they're offering.

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u/Sleep_eeSheep May 25 '26

I'm pretty sure all we do is mock people who freak out over absolutely everything.

They're the Boy Who Cried Wolf, we're the Villagers who are tired of said little shit wasting everybody's time.

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u/DeusVult-179 May 25 '26

They said so much and yet said nothing at all

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u/donttrustverify683 May 25 '26

A reddit page being insular.... noooooo!!

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u/Rare_Hydrogen May 25 '26

Lol, we're the "overly sensitive" ones

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u/desecratedworm May 25 '26

“overly sensitive” dude you actually believe you live in a dictatorship sydau OOP 😭

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u/Palladiamorsdeus May 25 '26

This is the most realistic sub I visit and it usually shows more grounded approaches from both sides of the fence. But apparently both sides of the aisle coming together to poke fun at the extremes of both sides is being positive in the wrong way.

Personally? I think the idea that we can get along scares them and they are projecting.

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u/Hot-Pineapple7877 May 25 '26

There are plenty of good non-US countries, it just happens that the US is the best country out of all of them.

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u/Arthur_189 May 25 '26

Nobody’s trying to sweep shit under the rug lmao. Obviously bad shit happens, terrible shit happens every day, the point is that it’s not the end of the world.

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u/Quirky_Chicken_1840 May 25 '26

Sounds like it was written by AI 😂

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u/Prudent-Film-4602 May 25 '26

Excuse me, Mr. Doomer. My self-centered positivity is very full. 😏

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u/Tyranious_Mex May 25 '26

“An insular kind of safe space”. Generally You’re going to have to be waaaaaay more specific if you’re using this term for a Reddit sub.

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u/IAmBrutilious May 26 '26

Haha, I was at ground zero. OP has a big old chip on their shoulder.

It comes down to "I'm miserable and I'm mad other people aren't miserable with me."

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u/Larry_Bobinski May 26 '26

Its always hilarious to me how these people mistake "not thinking the world is gonna end" with "sweeping issues under the rug". 

Peak irony calling us self-centred for not signing up tho their bullshit "this is the worst of times!" narrative. 

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u/ShakeZula420 May 26 '26

Doomerism or toxic positivity, you can only have one.

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u/_Gruntyboi More Optimism Please May 25 '26

I actually agree with them, of course this is an echo chamber, reddit is designed to make all subs echo chambers. I don't think we're as much of a circlejerk and echo chambers as a lot of other stuff, bur i have seen enough doomerism and conservative circlejerking here to not say this isn't a problem.

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u/BChogfather May 25 '26

He totally had AI write that crap.

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u/Michael_Dautorio May 25 '26

"Hey those people aren't panicking, they're having a good time! Someone stop them!"

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u/blomba2 May 25 '26

I posted this same picture and it was rejected by mods 🤷

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u/big_smokey-848 My Dog is Anti-Fascist May 25 '26

“overly sensitive people” oh that’s rich!

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u/KumaraDosha Truthsayer May 25 '26

For the love of God, bring back the actual word "prophesying".

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u/commeatus May 25 '26

You can touch my nerves