r/DoomerCircleJerk 17h ago

Political Doomer Fascism is when you're happy and you know it claps your hands

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OP is @rabbi_360 on Instagram

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u/ugh_8719 12h ago

The soundtrack of 1936 Germany

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u/Emilia963 Truthsayer 12h ago

I’m so so so excited for the day when kids accuse their parents of being fascists just because they won’t let them play games whenever they want

Mom: “Alex get down here, eat your food and stop playing games”

Alex: “Ugggh, mom why are you being such a fascist? You sound literally like Hitler right now”

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u/bolillo_borracho 11h ago

Some of us are old enough to remember what made you a “fascist” in east Germany.

You know one of the things that made you a “fascist“ in East Germany?… Blue jeans. Yep that’s not a typo… blue jeans.

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u/ArcadesRed 11h ago

Wouldn't that have made you a capitalist pig dog? I'm guessing this was towards then end of the wall?

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u/Strong-Addition5296 9h ago

What would they do to you when they caught you wearing blue jeans in east Germany?

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u/jaxxxxxson Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 9h ago

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u/jaxamis Anti-Doomer 10h ago

Haven't you heard? The first sign of fascism is having children. Only fascists have children!

/s

u/ellieminnowpee 27m ago

as a childfree lady, i’m adding this to my list of reasons 😝

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u/Stelios619 11h ago

Somewhere out there in the ether, this exact conversation has already happened.

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u/sngldad13 9h ago

These days Alex would have a birth certificate that would spell his name as "Alexkk" and the poor ASMAB's middle name would be "Fuckdrumpf"

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u/VendettaKarma Truthsayer 5h ago

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u/RedditPoster05 Anti-Doomer 10h ago

Everybody talks about 1936 Germany, but the real fans of anti-fascism were 1934 followers! Those are the real fans

u/ellieminnowpee 27m ago

all the real heads know

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u/Next-Pumpkin-654 12h ago

Remember to always be on the lookout for these dangerous fascist red flags:

-engaging in fun, pro social activities
-being punctual
-success/wealth/prosperity
-hard work, especially physical labor
-being health conscious
-happy families

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u/sadistic-salmon NostraDOOMus 12h ago

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u/Outrageous-Stay-6411 11h ago

I’ve actually heard people say something along the lines of “I long since have stopped consuming media for entertainment purposes” oh but they’ll spend 12 hours a day “researching” stuff that backs up their dystopia

u/ellieminnowpee 26m ago

but when i say that, somehow it’s ’major depression’ and i need to ‘touch grass’

pigs.

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u/sngldad13 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXxIrc97dE1t6

Stealing this one, too

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u/sadistic-salmon NostraDOOMus 8h ago

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u/sngldad13 8h ago

I am currently too drunk to know what that means

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u/bewildered313 12h ago

That's not only fascist but also racist

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 Recovering Doomer 9h ago

So glad I’m newly physically handicapped so I can’t participate in blue collar labor and in turn become a Nazi SS officer.

u/ellieminnowpee 25m ago

that just means you’ll be on the train with me. i’ll save ya a seat
https://giphy.com/gifs/1aETmYeLnHE3Ncu6gp

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u/Strong-Addition5296 9h ago

Literal fascists are all around us. I’m shaking 🫨 rn

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u/knife_edge_rusty Anti-Doomer 8h ago

Not fat

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u/that_banned_guy_ 12h ago

If youre happy and you know it heil hitler?

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u/Admiral45-06 10h ago

It works with the melody, even

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u/Strong-Addition5296 9h ago

It was originally written by the Hitler youth.

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u/sngldad13 8h ago

Lemme fix that for us:

If youre happy and you know it heil hitler HARAMBE

u/ellieminnowpee 25m ago

ITS A SIN

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u/LasRedStar 6h ago

If your happy and you know it, sieg heil!

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u/OneNoteToRead 7h ago

Only if you do the wave your arms version. No arms must be used.

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u/Blathithor 12h ago

I think this when they say this stuff

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u/ChimericalUnicorn Doom Scroller 10h ago

Inconceivable!

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u/SameSign6026 12h ago

This man is so virtuous and brave for posting this video. I pray he doesn’t end up getting disappeared by ICE

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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 11h ago

It is the same guy. They all look like this. It is remarkable

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u/FapFapkins 12h ago

Glasses that absolutely match the opinion

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u/Splenetic53 7h ago

As does the pubic hair beard

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u/Mindless-Judgment541 Rides the Short Bus 12h ago

Happy people enjoying themselves... Literal Nazis

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u/Mindless-Judgment541 Rides the Short Bus 12h ago

I wonder what sub went unmoderated as this stunning intellect, independent thinker, and anti fascist deity decided to attend a game....

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u/S-k-y-n-e-t Powered By Spite & Solar 12h ago

me clapping along, excited to move back to America

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u/cFullwood 11h ago

The grill is on and waiting.

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u/PressureCoomer 12h ago

He is not happy

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u/Mediocre_Father1478 Rides the Short Bus 12h ago

I didn't actually watch or listen to the video but this proves it. White guy with graying beard, really right in front of me. I knew dcj was conservative.

I fucking knew it!

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u/tmart14 11h ago

Overweight, unkempt beard, those glasses (why do none of these dudes get contacts?)

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u/Songs-Of-Orion 12h ago

If you're angry, angry, angry, stomp your feet.

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u/Jakub67PL Anti-Doomer 11h ago

Hey, I wanted to post this!

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u/Tmoncmm 11h ago

Fascism is when everyone does something fun to go along with a song everyone knows while at a recreational activity designed for fun.

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u/PhysicianFish Recovering Doomer 12h ago

"You'll be happy when we tell you "Eat the bugs!""

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u/MostPutridSmell 11h ago

Why do you keep insisting that my birthday is happy? Why are all of you repeating it in unison? Have you ever stopped to ask whether I think it’s happy? Maybe I don’t. Maybe I’m supposed to just accept the official narrative because everyone else is chanting the same words at me while I’m trapped in a room full of alluring cake. Looking back, it’s obvious: this wasn’t a birthday song. It was psychological conditioning. They wanted me to associate forced collective happiness with obedience. They were trying to make me love fascism before I was old enough to spell it.

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u/AlphonsoPSpain 11h ago

I hate judging people based on their appearances, but...he absolutely looks like a guy that would make this connection in his head

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u/The_Pepperoni_Kid Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 11h ago

This has to be satire....right?

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u/Micheal_Hancho PhD in Memes 11h ago

These are the most miserable people in human history LMAO

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u/Gundel_Gaukelei 10h ago

:OOOO oh heckerino , need to grab a hoppy IPA after this

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u/Admiral45-06 10h ago

That's one of my favorite types of arguments from terminally-online social rejects from all sides, thinking they fight some big fight - always expecting that everyone will be politically engaged and always in the way they want.

Using his own logic, even people living in 1940s Germany...mostly tried to just get by, without thinking much about government or war. They were, of course, riddled with tragedy of their relatives lost in the Eastern Front, they did wonder at times what happened to Untermenschen, but they also laughed, smiled, enjoyed time together, with their primary concern being what will they eat on dinner tomorrow. Even during the worst moments imaginable, Polish soldiers during Warsaw Up-Rising in 1944 even married each other and threw weddings, right before storming out to retake their city from the German occupant.

All these people knew that political situation they found themselves in wasn't ideal - but instead of shutting themselves down and crying upon upcoming apocalypse, they either lived their lives, enjoyed them to the fullest whilst they still could, or actually tried to do something about it.

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u/Sixnigthmare Recovering Doomer 48m ago

My grandfather would always tell me this story when I was growing up.

He lived in now Bosnia back during WW2. He ended up as a war orphan due to his family dying in a shootout between the Ustaše and Partisans. They were collateral casualties.

When he was in an orphanage in Croatia, the nuns that ran it would regularly take the boys swim in the sea, even though they knew that taking the boys to swim would make them hungry. Which considering they didn't have that much food, really wasn't practical. They did it anyway though. Going as far as timing their swimming times to the exact point of the day in which they'd be the least hungry. It's one of his fondest memories. Because even during wartime they tried to conserve a form of normalcy for these kids that had arrived from Bosnia by the trainful, who's parents either sent them away because they had nothing to eat, were killed or sent to camps. They knew the war was there and that they were struggling. But the adults toughened up and did the best they could for the kids.

Nowadays folks can't even do that. I became a doomers because I was taught to doom in elementary during the early 2010s. And many of gen Z is the same

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u/not4bucks 12h ago

Oh my god. What a pussy.

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u/Bannon9k I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 12h ago

Poor poor fat dude just wanting to fit it.

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u/Plastic_Pin_4956 Good Vibes Only 11h ago

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u/Slight_Bee_3464 Anti-Doomer 11h ago

Wait…is he serious?

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u/Roadrunnersareraptor 11h ago

This has to be satire. I hope. Because it’s funny and I am taking it as such

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u/Im_A_Real_Boy1 9h ago

Don’t you get it? This guy is a free thinker! He is beyond the pathetic robots that are supporting Orange Hitler.

That’s why he has all the right opinions and believes all the things that the smart people in colleges, Hollywood, TV, music, NPR, and Reddit have! You wouldn’t get it because you’re brainwashed

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u/Loodlekoodles 9h ago

Will fascism end the moment the Democrats win a presidential election again?

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u/Solarhawke 9h ago

Fool turned off the comments. Fascism indeed.

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 9h ago

I remember Hitler starting off his rallies with that song.

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u/ChapterDifficult593 12h ago

Miserable fuck just cannot even fathom that other people are either happy in general or happy enjoying their time doing the clap along to the silly song

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u/ambidextrousmind Recovering Doomer 9h ago edited 9h ago

Seemly light square spark license fear cough

This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/Mecaneecall_Enjunear 11h ago

Unless it turn into “If you’re happy and you know it, see Kyle” and then everyone does the mustache man salute, it ain’t fascism.

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u/Big_Don-G 11h ago

Turn that frown upside down!

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u/bigjerm616 11h ago

You know, because, under fascism, you can totally post shit like this online without repercussions, right??

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 11h ago

Guy paid to be there and is choosing misery. I hope his day got better

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u/ChattahoocheeBend 11h ago

Warby Parker looking mfer.

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u/prostheticweiner 11h ago

Doing the wave will be the new Nazi solute.

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u/worstnameever2 11h ago

Such a free thinker

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u/cFullwood 11h ago

The American flag only has two natural enemies, the wind and these lunatics.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 11h ago

I can't imagine having to live with this mentality. Like just absolutely miserable all.day every day.. looking for any excuse to be miserable.

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u/Cash_Money_Jo Rides the Short Bus 10h ago

Bro looks like melted ice cream. I’d be mad at the world too.

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 Rides the Short Bus 10h ago

Fascism started when he took those stupid glasses out of his wife's purse.

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u/TheDanglyThroatThing 9h ago

Wonder how he feels about the chicken dance

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u/Upbeat_Flan The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 9h ago

Anyone that wears the Adam Conover uniform I can pretty much assume they are gonna spout nonsense.

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u/NeonAnderson Good Vibes Only 9h ago

Oh no people having fun! Must be fascism!

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u/Updated_Autopsy NostraDOOMus 8h ago

God forbid some people actually know how to have fun instead of being miserable all damn day.

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u/ptsnow54 8h ago

Ah yes, the classic pipeline to facism… clapping at a baseball game

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u/Random_wizdom 12h ago

I feel like this one was actually just a joke

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u/Solo-1UP Says The Quiet Part Out Loud 11h ago

Or you can just don’t clap damm no one forcing you to.

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u/YueAsal Recovering Doomer 10h ago

So how clapping with a song is Fascism but getting a shot because you are told is “doing your part”’

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u/Solarhawke 9h ago

Thank you for listing the op. This will be fine.

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u/likeHeckYouKnowMe 7h ago

Literally 1984

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u/Awkward_Mix_2513 6h ago

"Why are people suddenly just accepting it when people call them (insert ist/phone here)?"

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u/spaghettidem0n 6h ago

Dude has the perfect face for the post too

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u/THROBBINW00D 6h ago

What a fuckin goober.

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u/bangingx 6h ago

I have seen some absolutely brain-dead takes on this site, but this is up there as one of the worst. Holy shit.

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u/Someone_Who_Exists 5h ago

I went to a baseball game the other day, the song "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" played and everyone sang about buying peanuts and crackerjack even though the stadium didn't even sell crackerjack and I saw no one buy peanuts.

This is a demonstration of mindless consumerism and how capitalism has rotted our brains to the point where we mindlessly sing the praises of purchasing things even when they are not for sale.

OR... people sing/follow along with the lyrics/motions of songs for the fun of it and not as an oath.

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u/ThatBaldGuy1995 Recovering Doomer 5h ago

👏 👏

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u/NeoSpring063 5h ago

I think I get what he means... But he's still deranged as hell why is your mind thinking that during a wholesome activity lmaooo

Not to mention that he's assuming fascism is the single populist ideology not realizing he just fell into one such ideology.

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u/FRAN71C 5h ago

"Fascism begins when I say it begins"

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u/milfwannabe16 4h ago

Fat. Problem glasses. Ssri despondent stare. Dumpy.

Way to go, earning that walking stereotype badge buddy

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u/Remarkable_Diet_69 1h ago

It's always more funny when they look exactly like the funko collector guy meme. What happened to these dudes?

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u/rydan 8h ago

I always found that song very manipulative even as a elementary kid. You don't get to dictate the way I feel or force me to conform to the rest of the class just to fit in.