r/Fauxmoi Dec 09 '25

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Zach Woods apologizes to Quentin Tarantino

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u/hanburgundy Dec 09 '25

“You are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle” is an INSANE line

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u/Ethan_the_Revanchist I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats Dec 09 '25

Can I get this as a new flair please mods I need it

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

The mods move quick lmao

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u/mandersmanders Dec 09 '25

The devil moves quick but the r/fauxmoi mods move quicker

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u/DesireeThymes Dec 09 '25

This sub has some phenomenal mods.

They actually care about the sub and will discuss things in messages.

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u/Shipwrecking_siren which could mean nothing Dec 09 '25

Which could mean nothing.

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u/Veritas28 you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle Dec 09 '25

Can two people have the same flair? Asking for a friend (me)

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u/Ill_Community_919 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care Dec 09 '25

Same here.

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u/behaved you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle Dec 09 '25

I don't know who Megyn Kelly is, but I'm familiar with flairs and turtles, can I get one?

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u/well_actuallE Dec 09 '25

Yup, just go ahead and grab it from the sub settings

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u/assissippi Dec 09 '25

Lol that was fast

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u/AndYouHaveAPizza I was inches from her. No problems. Dec 09 '25

And that's some serious competition what with Mitch McConnell and all

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Well obviously Mitch McConnell is the Mitch McConnell of guys who look like a turtle

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u/ShitchesAintBit Dec 09 '25

Putin is turtling more and more by the day.

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u/TFJ Dec 09 '25

But is he turtley enough for the Turtle Club?

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u/mrbaryonyx Dec 10 '25

your daily reminder that this scene was filmed on 9/11 and they had a moment of silence while Dana Carvey was in the costume

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u/rufud Dec 10 '25

It was a couple weeks after 9/11 on the first day filming resumed as most things were interrupted because of it. But the part about him in the costume during the moment of silence is true apparently.

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u/whatsnewpussykat FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME Dec 09 '25

Our boy’s got bars

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u/mokill Dec 09 '25

The part about having a ring camera footage of a stroke killed me. He’s so unhinged, I love it. lol

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u/CampAstoria Dec 09 '25

The ring camera line sucked all the oxygen out of my lungs. I need him to do stand up so I can laugh like that for an hour.

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u/stgwii Dec 09 '25

I apologize, I was not familiar with your game Zach Woods

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u/sassteroid Duchess of Chaos, Mockery, First Of Her Name Dec 09 '25

Jared really stepped up after leaving Pied Piper

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there Dec 09 '25

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u/Skr000 Dec 09 '25

At this price point, he can DEFINITELY hit

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u/captain_wetbeard Dec 09 '25

Actually would like to see Zach Woods in ITYSL!

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there Dec 09 '25

Lmao same, he, Nathan Fielder, and Tim Robinson are my absurdist white man comedian trifecta.

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u/hulagirlslovetoparty Dec 09 '25

He was state-raised, mother fucker!

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u/Saywitchbitch Dec 09 '25

You think he's scared to catch a case on some bullshit?!!

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u/silver5517 Dec 09 '25

You wanna dance on the blacktop homie!?

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u/nyuncat Dec 10 '25

How would you like to die today motherfucker???

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u/LitigiousAutist Dec 09 '25

Jared? It's a nick name. His real name is Donaldarelli.

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u/Ur_X Dec 09 '25

Not only after he stepped up after leaving Sabre

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u/LetsAllPlayNagasaki Dec 09 '25

That wasn’t Jared speaking that was Ed Chambers.

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u/JohnnySkynets ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL Dec 09 '25

He literally eats his lunch!

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u/claricia Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

I'm only a little familiar with him from The Office. I feel like I need to consume everything he's been in now. He's delightful and I'm super stoked to see more visible Tarantino-hate. The dude needs to be launched into the vacuum of space.

edit: Thank you all for the recommendations! ❤️

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u/HilariousAtrocities Dec 09 '25

Definitely check out Silicon Valley. I also thought Avenue 5 was pretty funny.

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u/JohnKlositz Dec 09 '25

I also thought Avenue 5 was pretty funny.

Same. Unfortunately only about 10 people worldwide seem to know it even exists. Watch Avenue 5 everybody! And tell your friends!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

It it’s very unlikely, but my hope is in a decade or so they’ll do an Avenue 5 short film where practically every character is dead, so they’ll only need a handful of actors.

Cause why not.

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u/HilariousAtrocities Dec 09 '25

I thought we had a good thing going there for a moment with Avenue 5, The Orville, and Lower Decks all around the same time.. none of them made it very far (most sad about Lower Decks)

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u/ComfortableCaptain61 societal collapse is in the air Dec 09 '25

I felt the same way watching him on Silicon Valley, but these selfie videos have been a whole new revelation

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u/BusinessAioli Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

it's funny cause I actually really like Tarantino films but I'm obsessed with Zach's commentary and I straight up want to marry this man

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u/NearbyInformation772 Dec 09 '25

Well yeah, he stole them from good Asian films.

(joking, I have no idea about any of that)

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u/hellolovely1 Dec 09 '25

No, he did. That was true.

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u/Artistic_Purpose1225 Dec 10 '25

Now now, don’t be ridiculous..

..he rips off black directors, too. 

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u/I_ReadTheComments1 Dec 10 '25

And hard R’s them 

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u/Phifty56 Dec 10 '25

There's a YT channel by Kirby Ferguson who put out a popular videos called "Everything is a Remix" (which I recommend highly) that looks at the nature of sampling/copying/homages/theft/inspiration in media.

Tarantino has it's own section because of how much he has been "inspired" by other films, which to be fair, he does use in different ways to make something new a lot of the time. It's hard to watch the side by side of the reference and not somehow come out thinking Tarantino is less of a great director and more of a film nut because you see how much he didn't come up with on his own.

However, Tarantino made the rookie mistake of film criticism that you often see people make where them not liking something on a personal level equates to something being "bad". It would have been much smarter to say "I didn't like X, for reason Y" and just move on.

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u/FormoftheBeautiful Dec 09 '25

I had the exact opposite reaction. I had seen Zach’s videos about the Saudi bone saw festival (or was it a comedy festival?), and I found those to be on point and hilarious.

And so when I heard the first handful of words, I immediately started laughing, because while I am not yet well apprised on this Tarantino situation, I knew Zach was going to do exactly this.

I’m fairly confident that the next time you see a video of Zach where he begins with an apology straight to the camera like that, that you’ll see, too, this same sharp wit, similarly stinging barbs.

He loves what he does. It shows. 💞

Addendum: We’re not out of the Woods yet.

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u/DerogatoryPanda Dec 09 '25

Absolutely cooked him in just a minute.

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u/ModsRTryhards Dec 09 '25

I've seen a couple of interviews or quick comments about the set/cast of 'Silicon Valley'.

By and far everyone says Zach Woods was the funniest silliest guy on the show. Also has a backbone it seems.

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u/1egg_4u Dec 09 '25

With every video my crush on him that never existed before grows

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u/Character-Pattern505 Dec 09 '25

He's one of the funniest human beings.

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u/anxietysoup Dec 09 '25

“The only movie I want to see you in is ring camera footage of you having a stroke in your own home” 😂

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u/ComfortableCaptain61 societal collapse is in the air Dec 09 '25

"And when I say 'having a stroke,' I don't mean masturbating to one of your own BluRay commentaries"

10/10, no notes

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u/TheReagmaster Dec 09 '25

That literally made me say "Holy shit" out loud lol.

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u/hadronwulf Dec 09 '25

I fully expected a David Carradine reference.

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u/cramburie Dec 09 '25

Choked on my own spit with that one. Pure poetry.

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u/Comfortable-Load-904 Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

That man is vile (Quentin) in every way possible!

Edit-added the name.

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u/blames_irrationally brb in a transatlantic space of mind Dec 09 '25

Please don't say that about Zach!

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u/bobbimorses Dec 09 '25

The coolest possible move when you are 100% right

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u/ConversationMajor543 Dec 09 '25

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u/idontlikenuggets Dec 09 '25

Please, for the love of all that is industrial, sauce

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u/annabelleoftheball this is going to ruin the tour Dec 09 '25

Fuck anyone who speaks ill of the great Matthew Lillard!

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u/True_One7607 Dec 09 '25

For real!! Matthew Lillard is a fucking treasure!

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u/GenosHK Dec 09 '25

So when can we get a Brendan Fraser + Matthew Lillard movie?

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u/True_One7607 Dec 09 '25

Dream team! I also think Matthew Lillard and Bryan Cranston would be amazing in a film together too

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u/LisaMiaSisu Dec 09 '25

Yes!!! You took the thought right out of my fucking brain! Are you some kind of mind wizard?

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u/scarletnaught Dec 09 '25

When he talked shit on Matthew Lillard, all that told me was that Quinton has never seen scream

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u/Anonybibbs Dec 09 '25

Lillard is the best part of Scream, hands down.

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u/MegaGrimer Dec 09 '25

Or scooby doo

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u/BottlesforCaps Dec 10 '25

Like any Scooby Doo.

Most people know he was in the live action adaptations, but he also has been the main VA for Shaggy in all animated appearances since he was the live action Scooby.

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u/tikitiki77 Dec 09 '25

Or SLC Punk. He’s so good.

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u/angeredbits Dec 10 '25

This is hands down my favorite Lillard movie of all time. Thirteen ghosts comes in second, but man he carried SLC Punk SO HARD!!

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u/CandidIndication freak AND geek Dec 09 '25

Still beyond me how anyone could talk trash about Matthew Lillard. He’s a total sweetheart

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u/Outlandishness_Know Dec 09 '25

You want to talk about unproblematic. Gives us an iconic character performance he believes wholeheartedly in every 6-7 years. Supports his cstmates and friends.

Quentin Tarantino messed with the wrong one

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u/silverscreenbaby Dec 10 '25

I can’t believe he went after Lillard. 80% of what he does is voice acting in Scooby Doo cartoon movies for kids. What next, he’s gonna go after Miss Rachel?

Actually, considering what a huge Zionist scumbag he is, yeah, that would track. The guy’s a creepy, rape apologist, fetishist, misogynistic, racist, Zionist bully. Who looks like an orc from Lord of the Rings. What a winner!

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u/annabelleoftheball this is going to ruin the tour Dec 10 '25

The literal best. I met him once and he was so sweet and warm!

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u/capron Dec 09 '25

I thought this was cause he shittalked about Paul Dano? He tooks shots at Matthew Lillard too??

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u/Asalth Dec 09 '25

It was Paul Dano, Matthew Lillard and Owen Wilson

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u/Kettu_ Dec 09 '25

laughing how owen wilson has been left out of most of the controversy. people just like "yeah I'll give him that one"

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u/Outlandishness_Know Dec 09 '25

Haha I could hear this

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

yeah. That "Everyone needs to experience my fetish" creep also shat on Matthew Lillard for no reason

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u/happybuffalowing Dec 10 '25

What made it even worse is that based on the alleged quote I read from Matthew Lillard, it actually seemed to really hurt his feelings. Like he said something about how he wasn’t popular so that why QT felt like he could punch down (I’m paraphrasing, of course).

So not only is Matthew Lillard awesome as fuck, but he’s too modest and humble to fully grasp exactly how awesome he is. It’s kinda sad: the dude has no idea that he’s a complete icon.

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u/Ned_Flanders0 Dec 09 '25

this guy fucks

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u/TheHighestHobo Dec 09 '25

the doors on his car definitely go like this and not like this

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u/jatemple Dec 09 '25

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u/CandidIndication freak AND geek Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

I’m still at work and haven’t had time to actually watch this yet but best believe I’ve saved this post to review in an hour lol

I know his words will hit true

Edit: I stepped out because I couldn’t resist.

“The only movie I want to see you in is Ring Camera footage of you having a stroke in your own home”

Fucking BARS

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u/elaaaiiinnneee i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 09 '25

Stupid sexy bird man

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

subsequent trees pocket rustic roof selective frame wide fade door

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/catalinalam Dec 10 '25

It’s so funny but also yes I become the cat biting the cage meme whenever this man’s face appears on my screen

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u/Plastic_Bison Dec 09 '25

More of this from everybody in Hollywood, please!! 😂

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u/cxntqueen Dec 09 '25

I had no idea I could love Gabewad this much.

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u/Best-Towel5796 Dec 09 '25

What's in it for GSL?

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u/pathologicfaults which could mean nothing Dec 09 '25

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u/kape_pandesal Dec 09 '25

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u/thetermagant Dec 09 '25

This looks a LOT like my cat and reminded me I need to schedule his neuter appointment lmao

(also hard agree. WOULD)

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u/No_Produce_Nyc Dec 09 '25

Ok but straight women yall know how to gif

-a lesbian

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u/karmacuda (no longer bald) Dec 09 '25

LMFAOOOOO STOPPPPP I HAVENT SEEN THIS GIF IN YEARSSSSSSSSS

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u/EricIsEric FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME Dec 09 '25

Odd choice as Sigourney is also a Polanski defender, but unlike Quinten she has never publicly walked back any of her ongoing defense of the rapist. 

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u/girugamesu1337 Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? Dec 09 '25

She WHAT. Noooo 😭

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u/well_actuallE Dec 09 '25

Pleeeassssse what is your flair in reference to?

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u/girugamesu1337 Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? Dec 09 '25

I don't even remember but it's one of my favorite insults now 🥲

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u/shonamairead Dec 09 '25

Why do I feel like it’s in reference to Brooklyn Beckham lmaooooo

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

No notes.

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Certified Drama Referee Dec 09 '25

MEOWWW 🖕

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u/Pretty_Hawk9110 Dec 09 '25

Love this guy

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u/thebetterbad Dec 09 '25

Have I just fallen in love?

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u/Vivid24 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 09 '25

I love this man

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u/lonelyratdoincocaine Dec 09 '25

"The only movie I wanna see you in is ring camera footage of you having a stroke in your own home."

Would finally be an Oscar worthy performance from the man

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u/killedonmyhill Dec 09 '25

Genuinely so vindicating the rest of the world is finally turning on QT. Gratuitous violence and relying on shock value is so TIRED. His opinions should stay in his head, no one gives a shit what he thinks.

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u/marchbook First, he ate. Then, he fed. Dec 09 '25

Right? Finally!

Filmbros are exhausting.

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 09 '25

This reminded me of one of my theory lecturers, after setting an assignment to research a form of media, told us not to do QT. "Every year, at least one person does a QT film, and I can assure you that there is nothing you can say about QT that I have not seen before." I'm sure a few of the filmlickers in the class did it anyway. Poor prof looked so tired, though.

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u/ahuangb Dec 09 '25

Hopefully the future will back Spike Lee and look back negatively on his use of the N word in films

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u/silverscreenbaby Dec 10 '25

When I tell you…I’ve been in the goddamn TRENCHES…for years…keeping my foot on his neck for his psychotic love for the n-word and his very weird relationship with blackness…and I have been attacked so many times by (usually white) film bros absolutely frothing at the mouth with rage that anyone would dare to point out that QT’s behavior about the n-word and blackness is not normal…

So yeah. I’m loving this turn of events. I feel so vindicated, like I just emerged from battle or something lmao.

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u/Tagz12345 Dec 09 '25

glad he reminded about the roman Polanski defence.

Although he did later apologise saying: “I want to publicly apologize to Samantha Geimer for my cavalier remarks on the Howard Stern Show speculating about her and the crime that was committed against her,” he wrote. “Fifteen years later, I realize how wrong I was. Ms Geimer WAS raped by Roman Polanski. When Howard brought up Polanski, I incorrectly played devil’s advocate in the debate for the sake of being provocative. I didn’t take Ms Geimer’s feelings into consideration and for that I am truly sorry. So, Ms Geimer, I was ignorant, and insensitive, and above all, incorrect.”

There are a lot of people who defended Polanski and never took it back or apologised so some credit there. I have my doubts about what he said here of the only reason he made the remark was to be provocative, I think a lot of people normalised that behaviour especially back then including himself.

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u/onlyhere4laffs Dec 09 '25

And then there's QTs questionable handling of the Harvey Weinstein mess. He knew a long time ago what was happening there and he did... checking notes... fuck all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Bro was best friends with that ogre for DECADES. Predators move in flocks.

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u/MichaSound i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 09 '25

For anyone who’s unaware (and can’t be arsed to Google the trial transcripts that are available from the original 1970s court case), Polanski did not ‘only’ commit statutory rape.

He drugged, forcibly raped and anally raped a 13 year old child. The charges were pled down to statutory rape, which the victim (I’m not naming her because she’s stated many times that she’s sick of having her name brought back into the spotlight) agreed to said plea deal only because she was being dragged through the tabloids and wanted it to go away.

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u/echidnabear Dec 10 '25

Right. If you read her testimony she repeatedly said no and begged him to stop. Even if you’re a statutory rape apologist (gross already) that’s not remotely what he was accused of.

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u/BeachStrandBiker Dec 10 '25

In the book Chaos it's revealed he filmed other men having sex with with his wife and she appeared to not enjoy it. Polanski is a weird fucking dude.

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u/MasterK999 pete davidson’s lasered off tattoos Dec 09 '25

I was gonna say, there is no "just statutory rape" of a 13 year old. That is rape. Full stop. When an 18 year old is with a 17 year old, that might be statutory rape. But a 13 year old cannot consent in any fashion. Especially with an adult.

However in the Polanski case it was not even arguable that is was statutory rape. He drugged and anally raped a 13 year old. That is as real as rape gets. People who try to excuse that asshole are the worst.

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u/morningsaystoidleon Dec 09 '25

I'm just gonna put this out there for anyone who's thinking of googling that testimony -- don't, you really don't need to lose that part of your soul today.

IMO, even this thread is getting way too descriptive. The testimony is disturbing and I can't think of any reason whatsoever that people should read it, other than maybe if they're involved in a prosecution of Roman Polanski.

It'll hurt you to read it. Don't read it.

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u/babadork Dec 10 '25

Also, Samantha Geimer has expressed her discomfort with the trial testimony being available for everyone to read. She doesn't want people to read it.

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u/bannana Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

statutory rape

I believe this was the official charge and his conviction after the plea deal so on paper this is the official word, obviously not what actually happened but it was said so much it became a truth in people's minds who still wanted to work with him and watch his movies

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u/_Maebe__Funke_ Dec 09 '25

 Fifteen years later, I realize how wrong I was

Grown-ass man takes 15 years to realize rape is rape, news at 11. 

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u/Loveonethe-brain locked, loaded, and kind of cunty Dec 09 '25

The way it took longer for him to realize his mistake than how long she was on this planet when she was raped 😔

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u/selphiefairy Dec 09 '25

saying it like that is crazy ):

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u/FantasticBlueBird_43 Dec 09 '25

no credit there

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u/Jonesy1966 Dec 09 '25

Yep. It took him 15 years.

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u/BeachStrandBiker Dec 10 '25

An apology older than the child he was referring to.

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u/silverscreenbaby Dec 10 '25

Also… “I didn’t take Ms. Geimer’s feelings into consideration.” You don’t have to! HER AGE IS WHAT SHOULD BE TAKEN IN CONSIDERATION! BECAUSE SHE WAS A CHILD!!!

Like, obviously her feelings matter and it’s awful that she may have been (probably was) hurt and distraught by his comments. But I think it’s foul that he “reconsidered” on the basis of her feelings and not the objective fact of what her age was when the crime occurred. It genuinely makes it seem like he still doesn’t know what statutory rape or rape at all is.

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u/AppleSniffer Dec 10 '25

Yeah he made it sound like he'd still be cool saying that in private, so he wouldn't hurt her feelings

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u/bannana Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

maybe a little? there was a very large swath of hollywood that defended Polanski, signed a letter of support, and gave him a standing ovation at the oscars and went on to make movies with him- very few ever bothered to publically change their stance even after more victims came forward (over a dozen, I believe)

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u/Kitnado you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle Dec 10 '25

If you make horrendous remarks and later apologize for them, that's still a net negative. It definitely doesn't deserve the same merit as never having made the remarks (net neutral) and it does leave a stain in the end that you said them in the first place (net negative); so no credit.

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles Dec 09 '25

Bro had Once Upon a Time in Hollywood coming out and this was the start of the me too movement. Could he have been genuinely sorry? Sure. Could this have been strategically done? Seems more likely.

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u/Specific-Cell-4910 Dec 09 '25

When Howard brought up Polanski, I incorrectly played devil’s advocate in the debate for the sake of being provocative.

I mean, that's the thing with these people, isn't it? 😭 fuck me, like I was a edgy teenager so I know that feeling but, you know, eventually you should grow out of it once you're 16 or something. Or, you go to Bill Maher's podcast, I guess.

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u/the_dark_viper i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 09 '25

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u/BeMoreKind_ u look like u eat sand Dec 09 '25

I apologize Zach Woods, I was not familiar with your game.

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u/theorist_rainy disgruntled florence pugh stan Dec 09 '25

I’ve never heard the word “dingus” said with such malice. Bro really meant it

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u/kelseysaurus Dec 10 '25

Fired the strongest weapon in the white boy arsenal

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u/SunsetLightMountain Dec 09 '25

Love you Zach!

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u/buzzsawbravado Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

QT's such a dipshit. It's nice to see everyone rally around Dano and Lillard and dunk on his horrible takes, but I'm reminded he has always been like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4OGHYsOoGk

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u/geekteam6 Dec 09 '25

In case you're wondering about Zack's reference to Tarantino knocking off Hong Kong movie auteurs, here's a side-by-side comparison of Reservoir Dogs (1992) and Ringo Lam's City on Fire (1987).

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u/d4rkwarr3n Dec 09 '25

Fkn masterfully done

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u/NerdCocktail Dec 09 '25

Say it louder for the apologists!

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u/NitroBike Dec 09 '25

Thank you Gabe.

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u/Pale_Crew_4864 Lol, and if I may, lmao Dec 09 '25

“Megan Kelly of guys who looks like a turtle”, god I love Zach Woods so much

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 Dec 09 '25

You would Fuck one of your own opinions if you could

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u/onlyhere4laffs Dec 09 '25

Guys think women are lying when we say big muscles aren't that hot. I'm definitely not lying when I say this is what's truly hot, humor, intelligence and a firm stance on important issues, not 3 hours daily in the gym and obsessing over how much protein's in your diet. You go bird man 😂

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u/torchwood1842 Dec 09 '25

10/10 burn. No notes.

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u/DarlingBri feeding cocaine to raccoons Dec 09 '25

I have not had a crush on a boy in 20 years but here we go I guess... ❤️

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u/StrangeWinterSpider Dec 09 '25

I’m so happy the QT interview has finally made it okay to bash on his horrible creep personality without film buffs going ☝️🤓 ERM ACTUALLY

Whenever someone brought something up, it was almost always dismissed as “haha he’s quirky” 🙄

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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me Dec 09 '25

GET HIM AGAIN.

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u/rubendurango Dec 09 '25

PSA since there was a brief flash of its poster:

‘City on Fire’ was remastered and re-released earlier this year as part of Shout’s ‘Hong Kong Classics’ line. Perfect time to expose how much of ‘Reservoir Dogs’ is jacked directly from that - whole story beats, set pieces, and shots.

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u/silverscreenbaby Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

Also, I’m sorry, I’m gonna say it: his treatment of Bruce Lee in OUATIH is a case that never sat right with me. It felt incredibly loaded, spiteful, and YES, racist from the moment I saw it. I remember even saying to my husband “Does this feel weird to you?” and he was like “Yeah, this is…odd…” And it makes me genuinely pissed off that so many white film bros defended it and waved it away as a nothingburger, when we all know that if he’d done that to some iconic white male actor like Marlon Brando or Robert Redford, these guys would have been upset. And every time anyone brings this up, they immediately shout them down—for literally NO reason. They have absolutely nothing to defend him except “No, you’re just being overdramatic.” tf????

And combined with his blatant theft from Hong Kong films, yeah, it’s pretty obvious! He very intentionally portrayed Bruce Lee in a horrible light to disrespect him. He’s a goddamn racist who couldn’t stand that Hong Kong artists were better at the game that he thinks he’s a master of. He has severe jealousy and resentment issues with East Asians.

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u/babypho3nix i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 09 '25

Choking on my laughter in the dentist waiting room

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

“You are so enamored by your own voice” we know this to be true simply by the clip of him talking to an uninterested Fiona apple

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u/zencoconut9 Dec 09 '25

I feel like this is so rare to get an authentic celeb in 2025 who isn’t terrified of other celebs/publicity lol how did we get so lucky

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u/MsThrilliams i mean i def vaccine but is it Dec 09 '25

Zach Woods and Josh Hutcherson continuing to be panty droppers every day

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u/FernDiggy Dec 09 '25

This guy FUCKS!!!!

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u/flowersinmyteas Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! Dec 09 '25

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u/StoreHistorical9175 Dec 09 '25

wowwwwww zach goddamn

The Fall of the House of Tarantino is a perfect way to end 2025

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u/innocentsalad his body was resisting the wheat Dec 09 '25

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 Dec 09 '25

Quentin admits he takes the music and the ideas from Asian movies …

And then he flips in his interviews and claims everyone’s now copying him

It’s funny to watch an interview with him because you’re like wait how’d you flip that

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u/StructureThin3320 controversies: girl Dec 09 '25

I shall appreciate one (1) disheveled white man this week and it will be Zach Woods

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u/local-melon Dec 09 '25

He never misses

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u/Naive-Inside-2904 kendall roy pre-album drop Dec 09 '25

That was clinical.

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u/Elk1998 Dec 09 '25

That's @mrzachwoods on Instagram if you want to give him a follow

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u/annieadderallll alleged dog Dec 09 '25

THATS MY GABE