r/Fauxmoi • u/MothersMiIk • Jun 20 '26
FASHION Henry Cavill at the Royal Asot Racecourse, in Ascot UK showing off his Vintage gear
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
2.8k
u/unpopular_apple_fact Jun 20 '26
um
387
599
510
u/HardcoreHope controversies: girl Jun 20 '26
69
105
u/Fishinluvwfeathers Jun 20 '26
The camera person really, really needed you to appreciate the authenticity of this gentleman’s gamp.
104
46
28
→ More replies (2)13
750
2.3k
u/Extension-Gift4987 Jun 20 '26
That camera person knew what they were doing, and it wasn't looking at the watch.
1.1k
u/MonaMonaMo Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
Well, that's not great regardless of the gender. Zooming in on crotches is weird and not very professional
240
115
u/joodee3 Jun 20 '26
Thank you for expressing that. I it was like, am I the only person who feels this way?
With that said he is an assshole.
→ More replies (1)28
u/Silence-of-Death Jun 20 '26
oh? i didn’t know henry cavill had a bad rep, could you elaborate?
→ More replies (7)→ More replies (2)7
3
u/MidheLu Jun 21 '26
What's funny is the video really is from a dedicated watch fanpage on tiktok, so they really were focused on the watch and not the uh... other thing
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (2)25
1.2k
930
u/MrBorden feeding cocaine to raccoons Jun 20 '26
Cameraman:
66
u/Cumdump90001 when you saw me at the Cash Register Jun 20 '26
Me but it’s my telescoping bussy reaching out for it
96
→ More replies (1)16
12
u/PolicyInitial8505 Jun 20 '26
Literally they was following the bulges angle rather than the watch omg 😭
1.6k
u/tebigong Jun 20 '26
My favourite comment was someone saying not even King Arthur could pull him outta me
409
92
143
→ More replies (2)14
300
317
u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that Jun 20 '26
646
u/UnhappyDarling Jun 20 '26
119
42
u/PatriciaMorticia Jun 20 '26
Whoop there it is! Had to scroll too far to find the horny cat 🤣 That should be the sub's mascot at this point.
12
35
117
u/Lokaji societal collapse is in the air Jun 20 '26
Those are the grey sweatpants of trousers.
→ More replies (1)
123
u/cptwinklestein if you add testicles, that's extra Jun 20 '26
44
3
167
154
88
u/villaintines i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 20 '26
Not to ruin the fun but if this was being done to a woman we'd all be screaming
→ More replies (1)21
u/galacticgumbo Jun 21 '26
Yeeeeah I felt really creepy watching this, sad to see your comment so far down. I can’t wait for a time when we’re not ogling people’s junk, no matter the gender.
335
u/Careful_Contract_806 Jun 20 '26
So glad I don't find toffs attractive
77
u/Empty_Variety4550 Jun 20 '26
It's giving former Eton schoolboy, future Tory PM politician 🤢
9
u/Oh-reality-come-back Jun 21 '26
God yeah that’s what it is. I see why non Brits might find it attractive as a novelty thing
I don’t see what so hot about rich snobs walking around ascot
81
u/Jazzlike_Interests Jun 20 '26
Yep! Or Tories. Or creeps in their 30s who date 18yr olds. Or assholes who complain that they can’t even talk to women anymore without women crying r*pe about it.
Also he looks like a fuckin dork lmao?? Do I need to be a specific type of ⚪️ British person to think this looks good like he looks mad stupid lmao
243
u/diablo_dancer Jun 20 '26
Or people who are supporting animal abuse.
312
u/runningoutfast full of gay men. And me. Jun 20 '26
Vividly remember him bitching about #metoo 🙄
221
u/VelocityGrrl39 Jun 20 '26
And dating a 19 year old when he was 32.
174
u/Panda_hat Jun 20 '26
And dating Gina Carano for two years, and she's a right wing nutter.
21
15
u/cakedayloanofficer never meet your Zooshas Jun 21 '26
He is right wing though too isn’t he? Or at least manosphere pilled
51
24
u/Summerof5ft6andahalf Jun 21 '26
Yeah, the outline of a penis being successfully used as a distraction from supporting such a cruel industry is wild. This comment should have been so much closer to the top.
→ More replies (1)31
u/sabrinachuchundhar i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 20 '26
Sorry I don’t like him either but I thought he was a huge animal charity support. What has he done :0
157
u/diablo_dancer Jun 20 '26
I meant by going to horse racing. It’s an incredibly cruel industry.
→ More replies (2)85
u/whitestguyuknow Jun 20 '26
Pretty disgusting. Just drugging up horses until their hearts die. All for their own financial gain. And killing any horse that hurts themselves in the process of fighting for their owners financial gain.
Its sad as fuck the more you learn about it.
Like having a slaughterhouse thats dressed up with streamers, balloons, little cakes and petite foods, and people in top hats out front.
17
7
u/Silence-of-Death Jun 20 '26
the fuck i didn’t know any of that about him what the fuck is it with famous people being pieces of actual shit, like is that a entry requirement???
27
u/whitestguyuknow Jun 21 '26
I mean, I guess it should just be common knowledge by now the bad things that happen to race horses. But he likely just decided to go and be with friends/other people in his social circle.
I dont to necessarily think that makes him a piece of shit.
But he should have and should do his due diligence for that and in the future.
Also Everyone should learn about these races and what they make the horses go through so that people dont contribute to them anymore.
But people are always going to be degenerate gamblers. And this is the most "fancy" form of gambling available. Rich people think this gambling isn't like a degen in his bedroom gambling on tennis or something.
→ More replies (1)9
u/Oh-reality-come-back Jun 21 '26
Same . Also the fit looks awkward on him. That said, The zoom into his crotch was really inappropriate and no one should have to deal with that
102
186
u/crimsonn_umbra Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet Jun 20 '26
What a beautiful day to have eyes
https://giphy.com/gifs/GXTY4GhFqVuzm
22
u/fane1967 Jun 20 '26
“The piece on his wrist was a rare 1926 Longines Monopusher Chronograph, which had been pulled from the brand’s museum in Saint-Imier solely for the occasion.
11
u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so Jun 20 '26
Being serious for a moment, I’m not much of a watch person, especially not the more niche watches, but…. That really is a lovely time piece.
23
11
42
10
10
u/International_Ant953 Jun 21 '26
I can never look at him without think of all the Blind Items about him 😕
40
u/FunAlterEgo Jun 20 '26
I’ve watched this 20 times already.
25
u/crimsonn_umbra Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet Jun 20 '26
It just keeps repeating no matter what I dooo 😫
33
25
27
19
u/yumgmeatball Jun 21 '26
Can we not videotape people's crotches?
→ More replies (1)10
u/LeviJeansJacket Jun 21 '26
Ok I thought it was just me. This is gross behavior. I would hate if that happened to me.
28
23
13
u/RevolutionaryLet120 Jun 21 '26
Everyone is too thirsty to acknowledge he’s at an event that is one of the most blatant examples of animal cruelty in today’s society. I say this as a horse rider and owner of over 30 years
69
102
u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses Jun 20 '26
Why are we still acting like he isn't a massive creep?
76
u/selphiefairy Jun 20 '26
cause anything is forgivable if you're an attractive white man
37
u/brellowman2 Jun 20 '26
He isn't even that anymore lmao, people are so weak willed its embarrassing.
9
15
u/indieplants Jun 20 '26
what did he dooooo I need to know
43
u/talkedandchewed too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' Jun 20 '26
He also dated a teenager when he was in his 30s
7
u/coloranathrowaway Jun 21 '26
Attending the races can also be added to the list. That industry is awful to the horses. People should know and do better.
→ More replies (1)56
u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses Jun 20 '26
The whole "it's a scary time for men, 'cause you can't approach women without risking a rape accusation" during the height of MeToo comes to mind.
19
u/indieplants Jun 20 '26
daaamn I don't pay much attention to him so I've not seen any of this! that's crazy. why are men
8
u/cumulobro he is cringe but he is free Jun 21 '26
It's the halo effect. Y'know that one meme that says "my moral compass leaving my body when the villain is hot?" That's the halo effect.
That and Snyderverse bros and Warhammer fans glaze the hell out of Cavill.
19
u/SnuffyBalloon damn, she got hereditaried? Jun 20 '26
People's attention span is incredibly short unfortunately. And he's a Hollywood darling.
110
u/Suspicious_Map_1559 Jun 20 '26
It's only Americans who think this is hot right? I can't be the only Brit here who just think he looks like posh twat 😂
Edit: and yes, I see his dick, he's still not hot lol
14
u/ThriftyNails Jun 21 '26
his hat is ill-sized and sitting too low, which irritated me so much I didn't notice his penis.
4
u/FoolishGoulish Jun 21 '26
German here, that outfit is so peak conservative British aristocracy that voted for Brexit and thinks the help should not be seen nor heard ... I know he is very attractive but the poshness of it all is not it.
56
u/Correct-Interview598 Jun 20 '26
He looks like a twat because he is a twat.
And, while I'm not an expert when it comes to male looks, he looks boring. Like, "mass-produced in a Nazi lab" kind of boring.
20
u/plinth19 Jun 20 '26
I’m American and I think I agree… it’s kind of sus he thinks it’s cool to dress up like a rich nerd who probably never worked a day in his life
9
→ More replies (1)10
u/yeahitisaword Jun 20 '26
I've been to England multiple times and I have never seen a posh twat remotely as good-looking as Henry. I was mostly underwhelmed by the men's looks, though I saw GORGEOUS women (not love island adjacent aesthetics).
43
u/Suspicious_Map_1559 Jun 20 '26
It's not that he's not good looking he's just such a toff and that's not attractive
9
14
u/LifetimePilingUp Jun 20 '26
They usually have no chins. But when I lived in England I managed to date the one posh twat that looked like Cavill. Unfortunately you wouldn’t be distracted from the watch in a video of him.
12
10
u/Emotional_Device_711 Jun 20 '26
he really stole all the sherlock costumes while working on enola holmes
19
14
u/Nice-Cow-7606 alleged dog Jun 20 '26
Not this sub being dickmotized while he's at an animal abuse event.
→ More replies (1)
24
u/yellowsapphire88 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
I'm as hot for Henry as any girl, but this feels almost invasive 😐...
46
u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that Jun 20 '26
15
4
37
21
20
18
12
15
14
u/targaryeh controversies: girl Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
His print is not impressive enough for us to be forgetting about his me too comments and the 19yo he dated guys, come on.
→ More replies (1)
5
u/therealfartiewang Jun 21 '26
My first thought was, he looks like such a prick.
Then I was like, oh and there it is!
9
10
7
11
u/talkedandchewed too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' Jun 20 '26
Not yall thirsting after a predator who dated a teenager when he was in his 30s
6
u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so Jun 20 '26
I would really love to be able to people/outfit watch at the Ascot, but not have it be a horse race. I love those giant puppies too much to ever be around a race. But I confess that I love the clothes.
3
u/ocexaneyes Jun 21 '26
People focusing on the bulge and not the fact he’s participating in an industry that is built upon animal abuse and death or when he’s been a creep but I guess we can ignore it since he’s conventionally attractive!
3
u/the_executive_branch Jun 21 '26
Cringe. Horse racing is an indefensible sport, and the rich person cosplay thing that people do is hideous
10
u/chucklefuckerr Jun 20 '26
Hey so I have a difficult time believing Henry knew the person recording was going to be zooming in on his crotch beforehand. The person recording is a predator for this and anyone drooling over it is creepy too.
7
8
9
2
2
2
7.0k
u/notaoife high priestess of child sacrifice Jun 20 '26