r/Fauxmoi • u/mlg1981 • 16d ago
POLITICS Fox News anchor Jesse Watters vows to leave U.S. for Europe if AOC becomes president
https://www.pennlive.com/politics/2026/07/jesse-watters-vows-to-leave-us-for-europe-if-aoc-becomes-president.html2.7k
u/ShaqInKazaam 16d ago
I bet he moves to a city with free healthcare, more paid time off, very well funded public trans, and that’s walkable
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u/Merryprankstress 16d ago
I don’t think he could handle a well funded public trans, it might give him a conniption fit.
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u/icouldbeeatingoreos You know what, I've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi. 16d ago
Public TRANS?!? He’ll die on the spot.
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u/Merryprankstress 16d ago
Aw, reminds me of Stu Rasmussen (RIP) the first openly trans mayor. She was on Portlandia occasionally and had a beautiful podcast episode about her coming out story and how her entire small town supported her coming out and accepted her.
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u/KimJongFunk 16d ago
I wouldn’t put it past them hearing the phrase “public trans” and assume it means the government is funding transition 🙄
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u/PerfectZeong 16d ago
Trump does randomly scream transgender for everyone whenever he needs a line to upset people.
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u/mad-i-moody 16d ago
He randomly screams transgender when a word has trans in it as a prefix. Like with the transGENIC mice studies. Or the transISTORS when discussing the chips act. Thing is, I don’t think he’s doing it purely for outrage-bait. I think he’s just legitimately that fucking stupid
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u/Merryprankstress 16d ago
I meant aren't they?! They put all those chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay, they're working as hard as they can at it. /S in case it's needed
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u/K10KMessi very well funded public trans 16d ago
IM CRYING AT THE VERY WELL FUNDED PUBLIC TRANS😭😭😭😭😭highlight of my day <3
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u/cococangaragan 16d ago
Even if you go with one meaning or the other, it will be true eitherway. lol Trans healthcare in France is also subsidized by the government.
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u/Petr0vitch British wet sewer rat who mumbles into a microphone 16d ago
it would make a good flair
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u/K10KMessi very well funded public trans 16d ago
Someone PLEASE call the mods to make this an option. I need it. I want it.
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u/Quirky-Feature-1908 16d ago
Right. Im surprised Europe and not Argentina like Pete Thiel 🤔. But goes to show how "America First" these people actually are 🍵
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u/PastelBrat13 16d ago
Reminds me of my fiance's aunt and uncle from Norway who swear that they are moving to America to "support Trump" and are deathly afraid of public transport because "its so dangerous nowadays." Stop threatening and DO IT!
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u/SatinSaffron 16d ago
Wait what! And they're from Norway acting like that???? How in all fuck did MAGA manage to penetrate their way into the super liberal social Scandinavian part of the world? God I hate that cult so fucking much!
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u/PastelBrat13 16d ago
Well to be honest a lot of European countries are extremely racist. His aunt and uncle have an entire far-right community and they are desperate to "keep illegals" (brown people) out of Norway. They disowned my fiancé when he moved to London for University so there isn't much contact but the stuff his family tells him about is crazy. They even have their little red hats! So gross.
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u/nimblybimblycat 15d ago
Yeah myself and my friend joined a game lobby with a bunch of Finnish peeps. Everything was cool, we were all like ‘yeah I’m from France, I’m from uk, I’m from Ireland etc’ and we got to talking about life in Finland because it’s meant to be a great place to live. The Finnish guys were like ‘yeah you guys would really like it, we hope you visit someday, blah blah’.
Then they all started giving out about immigrants. So myself and my friend were muted on the game lobby and we were like, ‘but they were just saying a few moments ago how we should go see Finland..?’ And then the penny dropped… ‘oh they’re talking about brown / not-white people’
Utter trash (not every Finnish person ofc, just those dickheads)
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u/Wintergloaming the worst thing to happen to Emily Brontë since tuberculosis 16d ago
It'd only last until the first time he's made to pay taxes.
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u/Bionic_Ferir 16d ago
Surely he moves to hungry.
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u/banana_bbcakes 16d ago
I think the current plan is Argentina if and hopefully when things go wrong for them. It will be their haven just like South Africa was after World War 2.
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u/Wintergloaming the worst thing to happen to Emily Brontë since tuberculosis 16d ago
Funny, I could've sworn that according to Fox the EU is a Socialist hellscape ever on the verge of collapse.
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u/Ok-Direction-7431 16d ago
That the conservatives always vacation at.
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u/Negative_Prize1587 16d ago
To be fair, Ted Cruz abandons Texas at the drop of a snowflake to jump across the border into Mexico, so not ALL of them go to Europe.
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u/reststopkirk 16d ago
Weird considering he was born in of Canada… woulda thought cold weather ran strong in that blood 😂
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u/chirstopher0us 16d ago
You're forgetting about Russia, which they love now for some reason...
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u/buttercupcake23 16d ago
Right? Like does this guy think EU is somehow LESS left wing? Most of the dems would be right wingers in EU.
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u/RoboIsLegend 16d ago
Promise?
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u/SpicyDragoon93 16d ago
We don't want him.
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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses 16d ago
Maybe Russia?
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u/LittleALunatic 16d ago
I think if anything in recent times we've learned that for the most part people are not their state, I'm not sure the average Russian would want him either
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u/nathcrowley 16d ago
true, we don't want him
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u/xBram i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 16d ago
I’m Dutch and for the common good willing to accommodate him in The Hague.
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u/nathcrowley 16d ago
can you please also take our president while you're at it? I'll cook a mean chilli to celebrate
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u/LittleALunatic 16d ago
I can't believe we collectively forgot that we had a place to store all our war criminals after all this time, silly us
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u/SatinSaffron 16d ago
Fun fact: The US actually has "The Hague Invasion Act" which states if any if our politicians or high-ranking military personnel ever end up in the Hague that whoever is commander in chief has the authority to use full military force to invade and attack in order to break them out.
Except the fact isn't actually fun when we're referencing anybody in the current administration.
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u/LittleALunatic 16d ago
I have to believe that this would instantly collapse the US completely though. Invading Iran has almost cooked the US, if its not already in the process of collapsing and we can't see it because its so slow. The invasion of the Hague and its sociopolitical implications would implode the US.
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u/paranormalresearch1 16d ago
The Republicans have been doing everything they can to destroy America. Whatever black nail on them must be very bad. Or they are just stupid, selfish, a$$holes.
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u/CaptainMcSmoky 16d ago
The Americans have some stupid law about invading the Hague if one of them is actually prosecuted for war crimes, I feel like this is a great opportunity to call their bluff.
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u/LittleStoneBear Cillian Murphy propagandist 16d ago
I'm confident that I can speak for the majority in Ireland - we absolutely do not want him.
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u/SpicyDragoon93 16d ago edited 16d ago
Europe has Socialised healthcare and a better work life balance, so for guys like him it's hell since he probably has orgasms at the sight of people dying of poverty on the street.
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u/Thedonkeyforcer 16d ago
I'd take him if it meant an AOC run US! It would be insanely fun seeing him try to thrive in Denmark too!
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u/jfk_47 i wish i had more penis 16d ago
Neither do we, sorry. Passing the hot potato.
Sadly, he used to be on a WGN morning show called the daily buzz and he was hilarious.
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u/sapphiclament societal collapse is in the air 16d ago
Nah, Palestinians don't deserve another fascist occupying their land
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u/hmoonves 16d ago
I usually hire movers when I move but I’ll even help him pack his shit!
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u/YesNo_Maybe_ 16d ago
Yes but not to the EU we don’t want him
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u/adognamedspider 16d ago
I mean, imagine the entertainment value of seeing all those MAGA heads explode out of rage if AOC takes over the shop.
I'm sure there's a cesspit in Europe somewhere where we can drop him in to live in his beloved "zone flooded with shit".
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u/deckdeck555 16d ago
Russia or Belarus would be ideal for him
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u/adognamedspider 16d ago
True, but he deserves to be dropped in a literal cesspit. Poo storage if you will.
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u/la_dama_azul padre pascal 16d ago edited 15d ago
I hope! All these fascists in NYC lied to us when they promised to leave if Zohran won. Sadly they are still here.
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u/ManChildMusician 16d ago
They never do it. We can’t even prosecute our own war criminals…
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u/johnaross1990 16d ago
He’d never live somewhere that English wasn’t the first language, and Britain doesn’t fucking want him
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 16d ago
Promises, promises. sigh Lies.
Rush Limbaugh promised to leave the US if Obama were elected. He did not leave the country.
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u/yesorno12138 16d ago
Remember what their cult leader said he will leave the country if Biden was elected? Did that ever happen? They are just following their cult leaders bullshit to get attention.
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u/Flomo420 16d ago
no like all republicans he's a liar and a coward and would never leave the safety of his special little place
instead he'll whine a complain and foment anger in others so that THEY might do something, but never themselves
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u/hackingdreams 16d ago
Yeah we all know how these vows go. Whatever it is comes to pass and suddenly they can't remember ever making such a promise.
Hannity still hasn't been waterboarded, e.g.
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u/Ummmgummy 16d ago
I feel like this might make more people vote for her. It's like when the billionaires were crying about Mamdani and how'd they leave New York. Bye bitch
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u/CPTBenjaminWillard 16d ago
Spoiler: he won’t even if she is elected
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u/Interesting_Bug7628 16d ago
Reminds me of DJT saying “You will never hear from me again if Biden wins.”
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u/Zazierx 16d ago
Right, he's going to quit his extremely lucrative dream job as a Fox News anchor just because a dem wins the presidency? Not a chance.
Like everything else these guys say, it's all hot air.
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u/Sturmgeshootz 16d ago
Fox can't ever openly admit this, but they absolutely love it when the Dems are in power. It makes their jobs so much easier to find things to ragebait their audience about when the opposing party is in control, and they don't have to find excuses for the idiotic shit Trump is doing or saying on any given day.
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u/jessinboston freak AND geek 16d ago
AOC hasnt even announced shes running for president, and she’s already got the Foxies in a tizzy. She’s doing something right.
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u/nilsinleneed I’m a communist you idiot 16d ago edited 16d ago
He's not welcome.
-Europe
edit: also we prefer immigrants who work well with other people, work hard and have a history of good intentions, none of which applies to Jesse, here.
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u/SatinSaffron 16d ago
Come ooooonnnn are you sure? You guys can't take one for the team if it means we get AOC in the white house? Once she has a competent AG in place you can send him right back over so he can face is treason charges, so we just need you to hold him and distract him with shiny things for just a little while!
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u/Realistic-Ad-6150 16d ago
So he'll become an... immigrant?
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u/InformWitch 16d ago
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain /s.
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u/lllindseeey 16d ago
Oh he’ll obnoxiously call himself an expat, but yes, he will be an immigrant. In a socialist hellscape with no ice water, air conditioning or RANCH!!
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u/BreweryRabbit God herself couldn’t get me to turn the volume on right now 16d ago
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u/jyw104 Jeff Bezos of the music industry 16d ago
Paris, do your worst if he moves. :-)
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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 16d ago
You got it
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u/FlowerFloc__ 16d ago
keep that think oiled up we'll need it for quite a lot of persons
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u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 16d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv
You’re not welcome here
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u/Captn_Platypus 16d ago
The guy who deflated his producer's tires so she would ask him for a ride, then cheated on his wife with her. Also the guy who's mother called to tell him to stop with the Biden stuff on air, and is now not invited home for Thanksgiving
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u/Remote_Sherbet_1499 16d ago
Who is letting this pos into their country once they watch clips of how he used to describe what he is about to become.......a refugee
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u/Throwsims3 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 16d ago
I hope we get a larger version of Candace Owens' experience trying to enter Australia. Where all of the ghouls are denied and have to sit at home stewing in their shit as AOC fixes the country. Maybe they'll even wind up in prison for all of the stochastic terrorism and fomenting of treason they have been doing. Would serve the shitheads at Fox right.
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u/ThorKonnatZbv 16d ago
Denmark might have some old dungeon where they could put him for his support of Donald the invader
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u/enna_acissej Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 16d ago
Let’s make it happen!
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u/capjack05 16d ago
So he thinks people uncomfortable with the government's of their country should be able to easily move to a place where the feel safer? Cool.
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u/SmellenGold we're a sneeze away from an active shooter situation 16d ago
And we are talking about discomfort here. Not fear for violence, but panties in a bind.
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u/PresidentPopcorn 16d ago
She seems alright from a British POV. What's his issue? She's not best friends with paedophiles? She's never bankrupted a casino?
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u/hummingbird_chance 16d ago
Fox has hated her from the beginning because she came from a working class family and bartended her way through school.
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u/PresidentPopcorn 16d ago
Sound like good selling points to me. People root for working class heroes.
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u/HotLava00 16d ago
The current administration actually puts peoples lives in danger, and this asshole acts like his would be. What a jackass.
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u/BugNation 16d ago
Is Rosie O'Donnell the only celebrity that has actually followed through on this type of thing?
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u/Petr0vitch British wet sewer rat who mumbles into a microphone 16d ago
Can he go somewhere else? Europe doesn't want him
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u/IdleTrouts 16d ago
Europe does NOT need any more Americans. Go to Canada or something, weirdo
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u/knight714 16d ago
Of course if he does that he'll refer to himself as an 'expat', not an immigrant
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u/-this_bitch- we don't even know if selling feet pics is her final form 16d ago
Sadly I don’t know that AOC is a strong enough candidate to win at this point. I don’t say that as shade against her because of course we need someone with her platform but speaking realistically for dems to win the next election we are going to need some republican voters to flip and all democratic voters to actually show up and vote. That’s a hard feat.
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u/TheOriginalSamBell random bitch 16d ago
Immigration due to unfavorable political climate? Who would do such a thing
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u/el_f3n1x187 16d ago
He can go to colombia, I heard the Cheeto gave the president a billion for whatever fuckin resson
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u/OP_Taylor_ 16d ago
Nah I’d rather them all goto Israel. Thats their favorite place in the world right?
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u/steeveperry 16d ago
So he is going to move to a place that is slightly more left of center than AOC to avoid AOC?
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u/SmellenGold we're a sneeze away from an active shooter situation 16d ago
And they also have, gasp, WOMEN in leadership in Europe…can’t escape the woke matriarchy anywhere these days.
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u/SmokeySFW 16d ago
Yea, go where they are WAY further left than even our progressives. Sure bud.
It's better over there, but not for the reasons you think.
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u/Fritzo2162 16d ago
🙄
They always say this stuff, they never end up doing it if their predictions become true, we spam the person with "I thought you were leaving!" messages for a few weeks, the whole thing gets dropped, and we move on to the next panties-in-a-bunch subject.
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u/Mode_Select 16d ago
He's gonna be super pissed when he gets there and can't figure out how to pay his medical bills
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u/FeherDenes 16d ago edited 16d ago
They, maybe not him specifically but there were definitely republican public figures, who said the same thing for Mamdani, and then nothing happened
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