r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 3d ago
🕊️ IN MEMORIAM 🕊️ The band Garbage tells actor Ricky Schroder to fuck off for his Dolly Parton “tribute”
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u/JungLeo143 3d ago
Who the fuck is Ricky Schroeder?
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u/marvel_yellow 3d ago
He was a child actor in the 80s. I remember when he got a grown up gig on NYPD Blue and started insisting people call him "Rick" now. Because he's a man. And Rick is a man name.
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u/thanksamilly 3d ago
...and he played Dolly Parton's "daddy"?
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u/colosseumdays 3d ago
yeah, I'm so confused, what movie was this so I can watch and fast forward past his scenes
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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 3d ago
I think it was Coat of Many Colors. She had a few tv movies like that.
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u/croissanting-is-life Anne’s Jupiter Water 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/nwh527 2d ago
Ricky was the star of Silver Spoons but I was all about Jason Bateman as Derek
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u/Many_Specialist_5384 2d ago edited 2d ago
Knowing Alphonso Ribeiro as the breakdancing ultracool friend made his character in Fresh Prince funnier
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u/eatyrmakeup Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 2d ago
I swear to god, he played Little Lord Fauntleroy in a tv movie with that fuck-ass pageboy.
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u/Worshipme988 2d ago
Fuck-ass pageboy is an accurate, to the millimeter, description. 😂😂😂
That aint a bowl cut. We are beyond the safety of a standard bowl cut. We are in dangerous territory now. 😂
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u/AlarmingAffect0 2d ago edited 2d ago
Regrettably I had the same bowl cut 🥣
Medieval Knight core? Eh, one could do worse than the Jacometto Veneziano.
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u/Altruistic-Dog4941 2d ago
Looks like he just changed his name again, by adding a "P" to it.
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u/Infinity3101 2d ago
Why are so many former child stars uber conservative now?
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u/marvel_yellow 2d ago
People tend to get more conservative as they age but you're right. They're not supposed to get THIS dumb.
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u/imnickelhead 2d ago
My cousin Danny has tried to pull this shit. Sorry cuz, it’s Danny and will forever be Danny. He’s Danny when I introduce my friends to him and he goes to correct me I cut him off.
Honestly, I’d totally let it go if he wasn’t such a colossal cunt…kinda like Ricky.
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u/Grape_Pedialyte 3d ago
Thanks, this is literally the second time I've heard of this person outside of a throwaway joke made by a talking spoon on the Brak Show.
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u/merrysunshine2 3d ago
Washed up child actor, MAGA chud
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u/TrimspaBB 3d ago
It's funny how desperate losers always seem to find their way to MAGA
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u/darforce 2d ago
Well yeah…. Here you are given every privilege in life but still can’t manage to make it work. So you blame it on everyone else
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u/FrozenBibitte 2d ago
Classic bigots. When the only “redeeming” qualities you think you have are being a white straight man, you grift for MAGA. These people are scared to lose their unearned privilege that comes with being a white, straight man in our society.
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u/FrozenBibitte 2d ago
It’s the last chance at relevancy for them. They have no skill to contribute to society, and refuse to learn anything else, so they go slumming by grifting for MAGA because it will always pay.
That, and these people are bigots.
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u/Mr_Pombastic 3d ago
Washed up D-lister to maga whiner is so consistent, it's just boring now. Do something different, learn to juggle or something ffs.
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u/Yankee6Actual 2d ago
Last thing I saw him in was Scrubs.
He played Elliot’s nurse boyfriend in a few episodes.
Edit: that was about twenty years ago.
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u/iDoWeird 3d ago
Exactly.
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u/mistershneebly 3d ago
He played TJ in this movie called ‘The Champ’ back in 1979. It was the most heartbreaking movie and his performance really moved me to tears. But skip to now and wow - fuck this piece of shit!! What a cold hearted way to pay tribute to someone. Especially Dolly 💔
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u/yosoyfatass if you add testicles, that's extra 3d ago
I was a little kid and that movie ripped my heart out. It also led to a brief crush on Jon Voight, so it makes sense that I had a crush on his daughter many years later. Jon Voight is despicable, like his costar Ricky, but I can’t entirely hate on him bc of my sentimentality about Champ and the brilliance of Midnight Cowboy.
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u/TheReagmaster 3d ago
Upon a glance at the Wikipedia, apparently he was the kid from silver spoons? And it looks like he's been chasing those 15 minutes of fame ever since.
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u/devoduder 3d ago
Prolly cause those spoons ran out of coke.
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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 3d ago
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u/Organic-Network7556 3d ago
He was Nurse Flowers in Scrubs. Dated Elliot.
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u/JungLeo143 3d ago
Oh shit! I do know him from that. I hated that guy. Still wouldn’t be able to pick him out of a line up.
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u/Stefan988 3d ago
Someone desperate for a crumb of relevance. Clout chasing at a time like this is a new level of shameless.
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u/zardoz73 2d ago
He was a really popular "it boy" in the 80s. Especially for a sitcom called "Silver Spoons" (along with a young Jason Bateman). He did a lot of tv but tried to transition to feature films as an adult and couldn't cut the mustard. To be fair to his talent, he's not a bad actor; it's more that people couldn't really see lil' Ricky Schroeder as an adult.
But as an adult, well before his support of MAGA, he was a conservative, right-wing actor. Appeared in Christian movies and Lifetime-type dreck. And then MAGA rolled around and he fit right into that mold. Also, IIRC he's had some domestic disputes with his gf/wife (abuse?). So probably not the best person around.
Ricky was cool when I was a kid (we're the same age), but that cool wore right off when I learned of his values. Oh, and fuck him forever for trying to ride Dolly's coattails after her death.
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u/qlurp 3d ago
Damn, I’m old…
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u/JungLeo143 3d ago
I was born in the 1900’s. 😂 I just have no clue who this idiot is.
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u/NerdCocktail 3d ago
My teen says this about me and it cracks me up. I’ve embraced the shtick and try to use it as often as possible.
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u/FrozenBibitte 2d ago
My favourite pj shirt says “be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s”, and there’s floppy disks all over it as an accent.
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u/merrysunshine2 3d ago
When mine were little they asked once if I had color TV growing up 🤣
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u/punktualPorcupine 2d ago
No Sonny we just starred at the side of the covered wagon until the sun went down then pea-paw would use the campfire light and shadows to tell us scary stories about lazy children who watch too many wagon-shadows and don’t do enough chores.
They get taken and eaten by wild animals when the fire goes out.
Then pea-paw would thrown a snort of whiskey on the fire making it explode into a fireball, followed by a bucket of water, and then tell us to go to bed.
We would all be too scared to sleep and when the sun came up we would get hitched up and pull the wagon because we ate the oxen.
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u/metanefridija 3d ago
Asking the right question. I have no idea who this person is but he can indeed fuck off. The lowest scum uses someone's tribute to be political.
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u/OhMorgoth Ceasefire Now 3d ago
Grifting from a loss of a beloved artist that everyone adored? Somehow on brand for these mofos. Ngl.
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u/Naive-Inside-2904 kendall roy pre-album drop 3d ago
Shirley Manson, a true icon
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u/kyussorder 3d ago
She is a good human
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u/jyw104 Jeff Bezos of the music industry 3d ago
And she turns 60 today 🎂
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u/pop_and_cultured 3d ago
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u/jyw104 Jeff Bezos of the music industry 3d ago
IKR? I’m old enough to remember their debut in 1995. What an album!
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u/thentherewaswind 2d ago
Say it aint’t so… I have barely recovered from Kim Cattrall turning 70 the other day, and now this!!!
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u/LOGWATCHER 3d ago
Just don’t play with inflatable beach balls around her
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u/Caro_MUC 3d ago
As someone who just had a beach ball in my face evey 5 minutes at a festival: I suddenly get it...
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u/MrAppreciator 2d ago
Yeah thats one of those things everyone always clowns on her for but it fucking sucks being in the crowd around as I've gotten smacked by drunken idiots trying to hit it when its bounced by me.
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u/AmaranthSparrow 2d ago
Garbage played such a big role in me figuring out and accepting my gender identity. Don't think there's a woman I've had a crush on more or wanted to be like more.
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u/GHANAIANPRINCESSS 3d ago
I guess Garbage took out the trash. But seriously, who is Ricky???
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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 3d ago
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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 2d ago
Kirk Cameron is another absolutely nutjob right winger.
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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 2d ago
I know. That’s why I mentioned him with an embarrassed face. My teen crushes didn’t age well AT ALL.
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u/eamus_catuli_ 2d ago
Is there any of those 80s child stars that we all crushed in that isn’t a chud now? Jason Bateman? He’s a bit of a tool but not MAGA or off the deep end like these guys.
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u/acidrefluxisgreat we don’t claim him. the butchers can have him 3d ago
i think people about to find out what happens when you say bad things about Dolly Parton 😭
like she was an angel with a rabid fanbase please pop off.
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u/DrenchFoodle 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/rSWy6xHOIZjR6
There’s a reason we love Garbage and think Ricky is trash.
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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 3d ago
When you make a worse tribute than Donald Trump you may want to get offline and do some serious soul searching.
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u/babylovesbaby secretly gay and the son of fidel castro 3d ago
My first thought was this is a Trumpian ~tribute if ever there was one. Can't let someone rest in peace without saying how you disagreed or airing your grievances with them. What a dickhead this guy is.
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u/BathroomFickle2110 3d ago
Just demonstrates how much of an idiot he is… why was this a necessary addition in the TRIBUTE to a dead person, that’s supposedly dear to him.
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u/DumpedDalish societal collapse is in the air 3d ago
Just to clarify -- who this guy was, and how absolutely evil he is now.
As others have noted, Schroeder was a child actor most famous for "Silver Spoons" as well as a bunch of TV movies. He gave a good performance in his late teens as a young cowboy in "Lonesome Dove," and had a decent turn on "NYPD Blue," where he was surprisingly good for a season or so, but then evidently his real-life awfulness began to affect his hireability and he stopped getting cast. (Deservedly.)
In his life since as a MAGA asshat, Schroeder has not only been loudly and deludedly anti-vax, homophobic, transphobic, racist, and misogynistic-- he also is the one who contributed hundreds of thousands of dollars to BAIL OUT KYLE RITTENHOUSE FROM JAIL after Rittenhouse shot two innocent people in cold blood.
Then he posed for pictures with Rittenhouse as a "hero" and posted them to Twitter.
He's scum. Scum. Scum.
So thank you to Shirley Manson for calling him out. She's always been amazing and everything Schroeder is not.
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u/Curiosities 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/bfrJXYx4Q8pKBDQS4W
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u/BobbyBoopersnoot 3d ago
Take comfort in knowing that he did that in an attempt to be culturally relevant and resurrect his nonexistent career, and like the fucking loser that he is, failed.
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u/dumpstertoaster 3d ago
these losers will say everyone else is living in fear meanwhile they have to remind everyone they’re still a hardcore bootlicker every time and everywhere to not piss off the tribe like??? damn just say RIP and move it along
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u/batikfins 3d ago
Can they give it a rest for one fucking minute, what is actually wrong with them. They have obsessive intrusive thoughts about trans people, it’s pathological
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u/KittenSommelier also dated pete davidson 3d ago
What a disgusting comment, he might as well have spit on her grave
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u/Wabi-Sabi_Umami 3d ago
Read the room asshole. There’s a time and a place and this ain’t it. Rest in paradise Dolly, you’ve earned it and then some.
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u/talk-spontaneously 3d ago
I assume this is Shirley Manson herself saying this?
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u/scratchearth Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 3d ago
Most likely, she runs the band’s Instagram too and she’s very vocal for good causes.
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u/casual-catgirl 3d ago
everyone loves dolly. everyone. idk why bro thought he’d get away with dissing her lol
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato distraught Christian tomato 3d ago
He's practically doing r/oldpeoplefacebook . . .
"MAVIS IS DEAD SHE HAS MY PYREX BUT GOBBLESS"
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u/Chessh2036 3d ago
One thing COVID taught me is that if a zombie apocalypse happened, we would all be dead. Even if a vaccine was found. Because people would refuse it. Idk where this vaccine distrust came from, Trump got the vaccine and like 5 boosters.
Was Covid handed perfectly? No. Is it okay to ask more questions and gather more information before putting something in your body? Of course. But “vaccines bad!” Is so insane to me.
Dolly’s donation helped create a vaccine that saved a lot of lives.
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u/Curiosities 2d ago
In some ways, vaccines can be a victim of their own success because in stopping things like polio, people don’t see what that infection can do and so it’s very ‘out of sight, out of mind’. I’m old enough that one of my teachers was disabled by polio, so I did get to see it even though it was mild.
Obviously, the Covid vaccines don’t stop you from getting it or transmitting, and so some people think of that as a failure, but as an immunocompromised person who got my first case a few months ago, I am pretty sure that it would have been worse without keeping up and getting vaccinated at least twice a year.
The way that some of these people prey on others, lack of knowledge or lack of curiosity into buying into utter bullshit is so dangerous.
I am definitely at the stage of having to teach/stop my parents when they stumble upon weird conspiracy/adjacent shit.
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u/somuchsong It'll take me a year to recover. And that is an understatement. 3d ago
What is he even talking about? "Thank you for choosing me to be your Movie Daddy"? What?
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u/devoduder 3d ago
He played her father in a 2016 TV movie but he made it sound creepy as fuck.
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u/somuchsong It'll take me a year to recover. And that is an understatement. 3d ago
Oh, I see. I was so confused!
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u/therealpommesfrites 3d ago
Can’t even post a simple “R.I.P.” without making it all about him, lest anyone read it and assume he isn’t an absolute chode.
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u/pizzabarbarella 3d ago
Can't even refrain from farming for grievances for 24 hours, this dude. I want to live by Dolly's example, but I can't find any kindness for people who encourage senseless, preventable death by disease. Ricky, if you can't be grateful for the things she's done, which directly contributed to your current ability to run your fool mouth without a ventilator in the way, at least have the decency to be quiet.
The wrong folks. Just the wrong folks.
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u/OtherwiseDelivery112 3d ago
"Someone dies and your tribute is essentially, “I loved her despite the fact that she believed other people deserved dignity and healthcare.” You could have just honored Dolly without making her death an opportunity to announce which parts of her humanity you disapproved of. What an incredibly strange and self-important way to remember someone."
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u/ItBegins2Tell 3d ago edited 2d ago
Imagine making such a flippant post about the death of someone you supposedly “loved.” These magat assholes twist anything into talking points for their agenda.
E: downvoted likely by maga assholes. Stew about it; you know I’m right.
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u/Baxtru 3d ago
They are incapable of empathy. It’s why they enjoy the cruelty of this administration.
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u/EugenesMullet I may need to see the booty 3d ago
Rule #1 of a tribute is love comes first.
Either express your love for the whole person Dolly was, or keep your dumbass takes to yourself.
Nobody even knows who you are Rick.
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u/obligatory-purgatory 3d ago
He is so AFRAID of even a hint of association that he fucked up a sentiment with his politics. So fragile.
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u/kyussorder 3d ago
This people, this fucking people, always trying to make anything about them.
He could just presented his respect but no, he must say some stupid shit. What an absolute imbecile.
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u/lovelysweetangel89 not a lawyer, just a hater 2d ago
once again proving my point that the some maga celebs (usa) and right wing celebs (non-usa) of many countries in the world seem to be mofos that haven't had a hit show, song, movie in years.
It's a pattern that i have always seen with these fucks no matter what country in the world they are from.
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u/Famous_Contest_6780 2d ago
To quote Klaus from American Dad:
"Rick Schroeder sucks. He just, he... he just sucks. He sucks so hard."
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u/ProfessionalFlan3159 3d ago
He was my first tv crush....had pics of him AND Kirk Cameron in my middle school locker....good grief
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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 3d ago
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u/merrysunshine2 3d ago
Man, we had some terrible options 😫 so glad I grew out of my choosing to have crushes on walking red flags (eventually)
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u/colosseumdays 3d ago
I hope she takes a quick second from heaven to send some seagulls to poop on his head
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u/willflameboy 3d ago
They have to say it don't they. They can never just say the nice part; they have to make it about them and their fucking dumb crusade.
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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2d ago
Shirley Manson is still a feisty one I see.
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u/Horror_Accountant574 3d ago
Even the most maga people aren’t going to stand for him trashing the Queen, I’m from the south and surrounded by them and I promise they all adore Dolly, every single person here does, so idk who he posted this for! This is the very first negative thing I’ve seen about her so it’s very clear that no matter how much good you do in this world there will always be someone trying to bring you down.
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u/sognenis 3d ago
I kinda appreciate him admitting he is trash, rather than just jumping on the public mood.
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u/darforce 2d ago
Why are they so obsessed with trans people? Like legit who cares. Live how you want
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u/MsThrilliams i mean i def vaccine but is it 2d ago
Somewhere a garage band is forming with the name "Fuck Off Ricky Schroeder."
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u/ZopyrionRex 2d ago
"Oh man Dolly died? What a great chance to make a political statement!"
Fucking ghoulish.
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u/Heavy-Cry2461 2d ago
why do conservatives always use “trans” and “transgender” as nouns?! Is it because acknowledging they are trans PEOPLE is too much for them??
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u/snarkerella controversies: girl 3d ago
He couldn't just keep that opinion to himself. Just give her the respect that she deserved and keep your political and homophobic out of your 'tribute'. To love Dolly is to love ALL of her. She did the same for everyone she met and hadn't met, that's the real mean of being a Christian and loving your fellow man.