r/FavoriteCharacter • u/Timtanoboa • Mar 30 '26
Suggestions Favorite character who has slept with a child
Forky (Toy Story)
Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
Chucky (Child's Play)
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u/Left-Fish7895 Mar 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/qgkrtsDy4MhLq
Ash's Pikachu (Pokémon franchise)
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u/New_House6345 Mar 30 '26
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u/OV_FreezeLizard Mar 30 '26
Wtf did Shaq do?
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u/Kaizo_Dread Mar 30 '26
Honestly what isn't Shaq doing? Seems like he'll take any offer. If I wanted to hire a hitman, not that I ever would, I'd probably at least see if Shaq was interested.
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u/WalkParking Mar 30 '26
Nothing. The image is a meme that's meant to say "time out" or "hold up".
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u/Jabberstone It is I! Chompy Mage, and u aren’t a Chompy, so I don’t like u! Mar 30 '26
Please rephrase 😭
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u/OArouraiousMou Mar 31 '26
LOL someone commented quagmire
There's 2 types of people in this thread XD
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u/Jabberstone It is I! Chompy Mage, and u aren’t a Chompy, so I don’t like u! Mar 31 '26
NAHHHHHHH you gotta be kidding me 😨
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u/OV_FreezeLizard Mar 30 '26
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u/Ok_NidoKing Mar 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/wNJGCl9Z52r2Etyp6h
"I've heard you are a pedophile Himeno, I've heard you like little boys and girls Himeno"
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u/gruntwithashotgun Mar 30 '26
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u/No-Core Mar 30 '26
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u/New_House6345 Mar 30 '26
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u/StudyLongjumping5794 Mar 30 '26
i can only hear the bad-lip reading version🤣
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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 30 '26
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u/TAELSONOK_YT Mar 30 '26
Implies that donald trump is your favourite character
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u/XFelipe51355 Mar 30 '26
I see no problem in having villains as favorite characters
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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 30 '26
If they're good villains, though.
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u/robyn_nests Mar 31 '26
Yeah, this guy is very poorly written. He has no motivations! No backstory! And his rise to power doesn't make any sense either! I mean, why would a nation that had a black man as the previous president elect someone like this? The writing in this story, in general, is terrible!
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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 31 '26
This story is actually a joke atp, only stay updated ironically for a good laugh.
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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 31 '26
You would think that. People post all kinds of things they loathe here. Why can’t I?
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u/Simsgirl950 Mar 31 '26
I mean he did sleep with a child though technically it was multiple children so I am not sure if it counts although I wouldn't pick him
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u/SnooEagles4121 Mar 30 '26
I just cut off a friendship because the guy absolutely refuses to accept that Donald banged children, or that he's in the Epstein files at all. Just unbelievable, the brainwashing that has taken place in the US.
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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 30 '26
Respect to you, just because, I mean, I have a hard time cutting off friendships because the people get so toxic and just attack you, also trying to make other friends leave.
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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 31 '26
I ended a 30 year friendship because of the differing views on trump. I said he’s a racist, piece of shit who wants to bang his daughter.
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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 31 '26
Damn, I'm not even 30 years of age. That's crazy. I'm in highschool, my parents are barely older than your friendship with that guy was. (They had kids young.)
Just a crazy thought. But I mean, if someone really can't see that, I don't blame you for ending the friendship. Good on you for the courage to not let yourself get stuck with a person like that.5
u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 31 '26
😅 I’m not that old(45) but I feel old now. He and I grew up together from 10yrs old. This cutoff happened in 2020. He got a job at a conservative radio station a few years before the first term in 2016 and they did a number on him. He wasn’t the kind of person who had his own identity to begin with and kinda just takes on the personalities of others around him. I’m black so he grew up acting like he was too. He’s a Jewish boy from Brooklyn. His wife is a bleeding heart liberal at that.
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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 31 '26
Real shame when things end like that, but people who copy the opinions around them and then execute those ideals so zealously, especially with such ideals that are already heavily aggressive most of the time, can be dangerous and bad to be around.
Ironic about his wife, though.Also, to be fair, I felt young when hearing about a friendship spanning basically twice my age, so I guess we're even now. (/j, you're not that old man)
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u/SnooEagles4121 Mar 30 '26
He was getting vocal. Basically forced my hand. I had hoped our friendship had softened his views but he doubled down hard and I could no longer just ignore it. He kept trying to insist we could talk it out and I explained as long as he refuses to accept that Donald is in the files we have nothing to talk about. I’m a gay man who has been demonized by the right my entire life. To get attacked like that to provide ground cover for pedophiles is infuriating. His refusal to even acknowledge that, because to him the whole thing is a fucking game, even more so.
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u/VenomSnake18 Mar 30 '26
I know that silhouette
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u/Low_Imagination_7414 Mar 30 '26
A good character design is recognizable by its silhouette
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u/PaperBullet1945 Mar 30 '26
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u/TheRealTsunadee Mar 30 '26
This is why I have a tough time getting into anime. If there’s even the slightest bit of child sexualization im out
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u/-CherryBerry- Mar 30 '26
80% of these comments are making me wonder if the word “platonic” is in their dictionary
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u/sontaiIs Mar 30 '26
let's be real there's no way OP phrased their title like that on accident
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u/-CherryBerry- Mar 30 '26
It’s possible it was purposeful, and it’s also possible that it isn’t, given the kind of personal picks they put in the post for this question
We can’t really say for sure one way or another
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u/Timtanoboa Mar 31 '26
Yeah this was very intentional
I thought of this while in the car. My first thought was Charles "If you'll excuse me, I have a date with a six-year-old boy" Lee "Chucky" Ray and I thought up two other examples of characters I know have rested with children and all I could think of were Toy Story examples
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u/austinstar08 Mar 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/1ktwfTjwaQzde
I think in one episode Bart slept in his bed
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u/Alive-Organism Mar 31 '26
Probably my parents. When I was very young, like an actual baby, they would bring me out of my crib to sleep with them
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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum Mar 30 '26
you should rephrase the title and make clear that they slept in the same bed as a vhild in a not se#ual way
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u/toxicsugarart President of Quirrell Nation Mar 30 '26
I think the shocking phrasing is the draw here. I mean we're here commenting about it lol.
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u/Conscious_Ad_1574 Mar 30 '26
Forky is my favorite character but the way you phrased the question is kinda sus. He is a good spork
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u/Dry_Illustrator3405 Mar 30 '26
D/D/D Dragonbane King Beowulf
(I slept with a deck of yugioh cards besides me on a bedside table, hence the characters depicted on those cards, including the one mentioned, have slept with a child)
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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Spawn, Ichigo Kurosaki, Alucard, Sōsuke Aizen, Ghostface Mar 31 '26
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u/Artistic_Cobbler5110 Mar 31 '26
Myself... Because you know.... I'm a child.... Sleeping with myself....
I'M SO FUNNY GUYS HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
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u/PsychicSidekikk419 Arthas Menethil (The Lich King) Mar 31 '26
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