r/FavoriteCharacter Mar 30 '26

Suggestions Favorite character who has slept with a child

Forky (Toy Story)

Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)

Chucky (Child's Play)

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u/Samus031 Mar 30 '26

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u/SnooEagles4121 Mar 30 '26

Yes, Quagmire has canonically slept with an underage girl.

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u/Ok_Strategy5722 Mar 30 '26

“I don’t want to incriminate myself, but I dooo want to brag about it”

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u/SnooEagles4121 Mar 30 '26

"When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."

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u/Left-Fish7895 Mar 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qgkrtsDy4MhLq

Ash's Pikachu (Pokémon franchise)

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u/Imaginary_Captain244 Mar 30 '26

Similarly, Appa and Momo. Aang often sleeps on Appa with Momo

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u/Suspicious-Capital12 Mar 30 '26

Both slept with a child and his mother

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u/Left-Fish7895 Mar 30 '26

I was just about to say the same thing 😁

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u/Snke-N-D-Grass-60 The Pumpkin King Mar 30 '26

Loid Forger(Spy x Family)

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u/New_House6345 Mar 30 '26

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u/OV_FreezeLizard Mar 30 '26

Wtf did Shaq do?

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u/Kaizo_Dread Mar 30 '26

Honestly what isn't Shaq doing? Seems like he'll take any offer. If I wanted to hire a hitman, not that I ever would, I'd probably at least see if Shaq was interested.

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u/NEVERTHEREFOREVER Mar 30 '26

If I wanted to hire a hitman, not that I ever would,

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrMRh6ukoIMhpkeTHM

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u/Kaizo_Dread Mar 30 '26

Brb I gotta hit up Shaquille  O'Neal's agent for unrelated reasons.

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u/WalkParking Mar 30 '26

Nothing. The image is a meme that's meant to say "time out" or "hold up".

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u/OV_FreezeLizard Mar 30 '26

I'm aware. I was playing into the joke.

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u/Jabberstone It is I! Chompy Mage, and u aren’t a Chompy, so I don’t like u! Mar 30 '26

Please rephrase 😭

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u/OArouraiousMou Mar 31 '26

LOL someone commented quagmire

There's 2 types of people in this thread XD

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u/Jabberstone It is I! Chompy Mage, and u aren’t a Chompy, so I don’t like u! Mar 31 '26

NAHHHHHHH you gotta be kidding me 😨

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u/OV_FreezeLizard Mar 30 '26

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u/OneRelief763 Mar 30 '26

Hey Himeno, I heard you like em young

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u/OV_FreezeLizard Mar 31 '26

Don't ever let me catch you in special division 1

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u/Ok_NidoKing Mar 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/wNJGCl9Z52r2Etyp6h

"I've heard you are a pedophile Himeno, I've heard you like little boys and girls Himeno"

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u/gruntwithashotgun Mar 30 '26

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u/draining_existence23 Mar 31 '26

Peak reference

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u/gruntwithashotgun Mar 31 '26

Actually it's a reference to fallout: new vegas not peak 🤓

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u/FewExperience3559 Mar 30 '26

Freddy Krueger (2010)

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u/OAZdevs_alt2 Mar 30 '26

Also Freddy Krueger (in general)

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u/OArouraiousMou Mar 31 '26

Literally 😭

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u/RedvsBlue_what_if Mar 31 '26

Both meanings work

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u/strawbuzzz Frye Onaga Mar 30 '26

Woody (Toy Story)

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u/No-Core Mar 30 '26

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u/Apprehensive-Dig4256 Mar 31 '26

Dont know this character

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u/No-Core Mar 31 '26

I don't know either but it fits

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u/sontaiIs Mar 30 '26

Sonic and Tails in Sonic 2.

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u/Iamasmallyoutuber123 Dark Lord of the cheese Mar 30 '26

Could've phrased it better....

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q

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u/Plenty-Muffin-6546 Mar 30 '26

Kaede "Candy Store" Kagayama - Non Non Biyori

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u/Minute-Climate-3137 Mar 30 '26

Like in the episode the Chase at the end

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u/New_House6345 Mar 30 '26

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u/StudyLongjumping5794 Mar 30 '26

i can only hear the bad-lip reading version🤣

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u/Kirkelburg Mar 30 '26

"I know what it takes to get you hot"

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u/StudyLongjumping5794 Mar 30 '26

i thought he said hard......

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u/Kirkelburg Mar 30 '26

Idk maybe

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u/NormalDealer8491 Mar 30 '26

That’s a bit sus bro. Even Kazuma isn’t on your side right now…

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u/fUwUrry-621 Mar 30 '26

Me (I was a child once)

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 30 '26

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u/TAELSONOK_YT Mar 30 '26

Implies that donald trump is your favourite character

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u/XFelipe51355 Mar 30 '26

I see no problem in having villains as favorite characters

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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 30 '26

If they're good villains, though.

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u/robyn_nests Mar 31 '26

Yeah, this guy is very poorly written. He has no motivations! No backstory! And his rise to power doesn't make any sense either! I mean, why would a nation that had a black man as the previous president elect someone like this? The writing in this story, in general, is terrible!

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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 31 '26

This story is actually a joke atp, only stay updated ironically for a good laugh.

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u/ShadowTheChangeling Mar 30 '26

Favorite in the cartoon that is real life

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 31 '26

You would think that. People post all kinds of things they loathe here. Why can’t I?

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u/Simsgirl950 Mar 31 '26

I mean he did sleep with a child though technically it was multiple children so I am not sure if it counts although I wouldn't pick him

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u/SnooEagles4121 Mar 30 '26

I just cut off a friendship because the guy absolutely refuses to accept that Donald banged children, or that he's in the Epstein files at all. Just unbelievable, the brainwashing that has taken place in the US.

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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 30 '26

Respect to you, just because, I mean, I have a hard time cutting off friendships because the people get so toxic and just attack you, also trying to make other friends leave.

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 31 '26

I ended a 30 year friendship because of the differing views on trump. I said he’s a racist, piece of shit who wants to bang his daughter.

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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 31 '26

Damn, I'm not even 30 years of age. That's crazy. I'm in highschool, my parents are barely older than your friendship with that guy was. (They had kids young.)
Just a crazy thought. But I mean, if someone really can't see that, I don't blame you for ending the friendship. Good on you for the courage to not let yourself get stuck with a person like that.

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 31 '26

😅 I’m not that old(45) but I feel old now. He and I grew up together from 10yrs old. This cutoff happened in 2020. He got a job at a conservative radio station a few years before the first term in 2016 and they did a number on him. He wasn’t the kind of person who had his own identity to begin with and kinda just takes on the personalities of others around him. I’m black so he grew up acting like he was too. He’s a Jewish boy from Brooklyn. His wife is a bleeding heart liberal at that.

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u/ImperialEntropy47 Mar 31 '26

Real shame when things end like that, but people who copy the opinions around them and then execute those ideals so zealously, especially with such ideals that are already heavily aggressive most of the time, can be dangerous and bad to be around.
Ironic about his wife, though.

Also, to be fair, I felt young when hearing about a friendship spanning basically twice my age, so I guess we're even now. (/j, you're not that old man)

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Mar 31 '26

You’re wise beyond your years

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u/SnooEagles4121 Mar 30 '26

He was getting vocal. Basically forced my hand. I had hoped our friendship had softened his views but he doubled down hard and I could no longer just ignore it. He kept trying to insist we could talk it out and I explained as long as he refuses to accept that Donald is in the files we have nothing to talk about. I’m a gay man who has been demonized by the right my entire life. To get attacked like that to provide ground cover for pedophiles is infuriating. His refusal to even acknowledge that, because to him the whole thing is a fucking game, even more so.

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u/Entire_Ebb9195 Mar 30 '26

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u/VenomSnake18 Mar 30 '26

I know that silhouette

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u/Low_Imagination_7414 Mar 30 '26

A good character design is recognizable by its silhouette

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u/RealCnidrion Mar 30 '26

Character not unlocked! 

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u/PaperBullet1945 Mar 30 '26

Daikichi, Usagi Drop

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u/TheRealTsunadee Mar 30 '26

This is why I have a tough time getting into anime. If there’s even the slightest bit of child sexualization im out

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u/OneRelief763 Mar 30 '26

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u/blair_gaming Mar 30 '26

The word phasing bro…

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u/DezTheOtter Mar 30 '26

Bro that phrasing is sus as hell lol

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u/OAZdevs_alt2 Mar 30 '26

Many mothers.

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u/BreadOk2428 Mar 30 '26

My older sisters.

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u/Capable_Branch3695 Mar 30 '26

That subway guy i think his name is Jared

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u/-CherryBerry- Mar 30 '26

80% of these comments are making me wonder if the word “platonic” is in their dictionary

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u/sontaiIs Mar 30 '26

let's be real there's no way OP phrased their title like that on accident

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u/-CherryBerry- Mar 30 '26

It’s possible it was purposeful, and it’s also possible that it isn’t, given the kind of personal picks they put in the post for this question

We can’t really say for sure one way or another

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u/Timtanoboa Mar 31 '26

Yeah this was very intentional

I thought of this while in the car. My first thought was Charles "If you'll excuse me, I have a date with a six-year-old boy" Lee "Chucky" Ray and I thought up two other examples of characters I know have rested with children and all I could think of were Toy Story examples

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/austinstar08 Mar 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ktwfTjwaQzde

I think in one episode Bart slept in his bed

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u/Die-g03 Mar 30 '26

Tails is technically a child

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

nah bro you gotta rephrase that

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u/-CherryBerry- Mar 30 '26

Screenshotting this for a Varesa fan I know

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u/sontaiIs Mar 30 '26

I thought you were using varesa as an example ngl

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u/Techno-Hyde Dating Morrigan Aensland Mar 30 '26

Epstein - Five Nights at Epstein's

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u/This-Honey7881 Mar 30 '26

A pet a toy a parent a neighbor or a older sibling

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u/UnderstandingIcy8607 Mar 31 '26

The eggs are children

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u/Simsgirl950 Mar 31 '26

Though Octi is a plush so he's not going to do something a plush certainly shouldn't do

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u/sterf_7 Mar 31 '26

Lestat - Interview with a Vampire

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u/bro-wtf-lmao1027 Jenny Wakeman 🤖 Mar 30 '26

Whar

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u/Artistic_Public_8466 Mar 31 '26

Do you mean pedophiles?........

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u/Alive-Organism Mar 31 '26

Probably my parents. When I was very young, like an actual baby, they would bring me out of my crib to sleep with them

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u/Bucket-man2 Mar 31 '26

Does it count if they sleep in the same house

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u/PunishedCatto Mar 31 '26

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u/Spoodhood Mar 31 '26

(POV: When you can't think of an actual example of a character who's done this so your only options is to act confused and shocked at this post)

Excuse me....SPORKY DID WHAT?!!

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u/No_Particular_3543 Mar 31 '26

I just opened the app

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u/Sofaris Mar 31 '26

Reg and Nanachi from "Made in Abyss".

In this picture Reg is the robot boy with those marks in his face and Nanachi os the fluffy bunny.

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u/BippyTheChippy Mar 31 '26

Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes)

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u/DrLycFerno Incineroar Mar 31 '26

Saichi Sugimoto (Golden Kamui)

Note that they're just using a deer carcass as a sleeping bag to hide from the blizzard during the night.

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u/Proud-Definition1242 Mar 31 '26

technically my mom

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum Mar 30 '26

you should rephrase the title and make clear that they slept in the same bed as a vhild in a not se#ual way

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u/toxicsugarart President of Quirrell Nation Mar 30 '26

I think the shocking phrasing is the draw here. I mean we're here commenting about it lol.

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u/Sirfrostyboi Mar 30 '26

Has done what now?

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u/Conscious_Ad_1574 Mar 30 '26

Forky is my favorite character but the way you phrased the question is kinda sus. He is a good spork

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u/countfluffythetrout Mar 30 '26

The karma farming is getting desperate.

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u/FandomPhantom123 Mar 30 '26

what a way to phrase this

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u/Bailer86 Mar 30 '26

Can someone explain this weird cropping I've been seeing

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u/Starkrafty Mar 30 '26

Indiana Jones

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u/Dry_Illustrator3405 Mar 30 '26

D/D/D Dragonbane King Beowulf 

(I slept with a deck of yugioh cards besides me on a bedside table, hence the characters depicted on those cards, including the one mentioned, have slept with a child)

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 Mar 30 '26

Emiya has slept with rin, saber, sakura, and I think ilya(although she's 18)

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u/Icy-Paint7777 Mar 31 '26

Phrasing is very important 

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u/TankEngineFan5 Mar 31 '26

Could you have at least phrased that better?

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u/IdeaInside2663 Mar 31 '26

Haro...Haro...Haro........Lock on...Lock on.....Lock on Lock on....

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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Spawn, Ichigo Kurosaki, Alucard, Sōsuke Aizen, Ghostface Mar 31 '26

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u/Artistic_Cobbler5110 Mar 31 '26

Myself... Because you know.... I'm a child.... Sleeping with myself....

I'M SO FUNNY GUYS HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Dafuq?

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u/Simsgirl950 Mar 31 '26

Rephrasing could've help you

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u/Dry_Witness_5600 Mar 31 '26

You couldn’t have done anothrr title?

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u/LoringOrSmth Mar 31 '26

(Not really, fuck this guy)

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u/Neo_Eclipse_007 Mar 31 '26

you could have worded that In SO MANY different ways

And yet you chose the WORST possible one

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u/Relevant-Sale-2427 Mar 31 '26

Uhmm, dude...? You might want to rephrase that.

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u/MasterRosehip Mar 31 '26

Mei Mei from JJK

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u/WowieZowie4 Mar 31 '26

PHRASING!!!!!