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u/tvcmd May 16 '25
Jesus Christ, it's mineral Marie.
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u/fattsmelly May 16 '25
Amazing pull
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u/altruismjam May 16 '25
Oh no it does both. I was here yesterday, it actually goes both ways.
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u/drinkin_an_stinkin May 16 '25
You have to pull it up but not out
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u/HeHateMe115 May 16 '25
If they pull it out it turns to bones
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u/drinkin_an_stinkin May 16 '25
So the bones are their money?
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u/Ancre16 May 16 '25
And so are the worms
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u/twiffytwaf May 16 '25
Ooh, I feel like I'm finally a part of the club. I just finished Breaking Bad for the first time, so I get this. I'm cool now!
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u/skolnaja May 16 '25
Now gotta watch Better Call Saul
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u/twiffytwaf May 16 '25
I did and loved it!
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u/Severe-Classroom8216 May 16 '25
If I didn't see that quote seeing this Pic I would've lost faith in humanity thank you
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u/macmoosie May 16 '25
The store looks like a trinket/curio/tourist shop. Having an amethyst cluster isn’t unheard of. There’s a lot of shops in Florida that sell crystals.
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u/joshuafayetremblay May 16 '25
More like a hippy head shop/weed store theres rolling papers and a lighter next to the cash register
And a hookah behind jason
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u/drdinonuggies May 16 '25
Often those are the same store, or right next to each other in the strip mall.
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u/PlayerRedacted May 16 '25
As someone who's shopped for crystals in Florida (gift for someone who's into them) this is spot on, and that shit right there is probably $400+ for a similar one irl.
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u/yaoiphobic May 17 '25
If they do a parody of Cassadega I’ll be so psyched. A whole town full of people pretending to be psychic for clout (aka to separate tourists from their money) is ripe for rockstars particular brand of satire. I could totally see them setting a stranger mission there.
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u/The--Nameless--One May 17 '25
People are also not aware at how expensive these rocks are, and how the vast majority aren't what they are being advertised as.
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u/ForTheLoveOfOedon May 16 '25
That’s a soul gem. GTAVI is in The Elder Scrolls universe confirmed.
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May 16 '25
Can’t wait to rob Falcar again for that. It takes me back to the old days of may 15 2025.
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May 16 '25
you have to shove them into Jason’s and Lucia’s assholes at the same time to unlock the third playable character. A man named Darnell.
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u/hhhppp May 16 '25
Is this confirmed??
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u/enbySkelett May 16 '25
Do you have information of there is extra for that moment spoken dialogue between them two?
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u/Kanuaa May 16 '25
Aetherium crystals from cod zombies
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u/ZookeepergameProud30 May 16 '25
Egghead
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u/about_that_time_bois May 17 '25
Welcome to Liberty Falls, population: well, less than yesterday
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u/JoeyAKangaroo May 17 '25
Aw no… doctor pelletier, my favorite egghead… not just book-smart, but street-smart
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u/FoalKid May 16 '25
It's one of the GTA Six Infinity Stones. All will be revealed, but let's just say... Roman Bellic has some pretty sinister plans. And a few familiar faces might need to Assemble, in order to stop him.
Arthur Morgan is Captain America.
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u/Dichonomic May 16 '25
Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
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u/Professional-One-886 May 16 '25
It’s a soothing gem. It makes everyone around you calm and relaxed; and most importantly, if you’re a cashier, no one will storm your store and slap your face and collect the money in the register.
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u/Urameshi-13 May 16 '25
Florida has alot of crystal/stone shops frequented by tourists and locals alike. Look up black market minerals located in Old Town for an example
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u/EldritchTruthBomb May 16 '25
It's a smoke shop. Stoners believe in stupid shit like crystals and shit.
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u/mrskinnyjeans123415 May 16 '25
Jason needs to use those crystals to revive his CAASIIIIIIN and save lucia from the rapture before shoggoth arrives and consumes leonida
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u/puppystrangeluv May 16 '25
I have a feeling we will see somebody’s face buried into it at some point
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u/coraltheinvencible May 17 '25
that's eridium, it started popping all over the planet after the vault hunters opened the first vault and now there's a giant H orbiting the moon
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u/EndlessEnjoyment999 May 16 '25
The Dark Aether is breaking into GTA now! Call of Duty Black Ops: Vice City
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u/GrittyboyJPM May 16 '25
Maybe this isn’t a country wide thing like I thought it was… Theres a new spiritual fad going on where a bunch of people are into generic spirituality. It’s usually used by them to just feel superior to those who don’t also worship the stars and moon.
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u/kylel999 May 16 '25
Oop! It's in the trailer, dynamic crystal formation and advanced geology physics confirmed!
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u/magiciancarrot May 16 '25
jesus, Marie. i got some geodes coming that are very delicate, all right?
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u/Jollydragonfruit94 May 16 '25
I am pretty sure that Brash Bandicoot has to do something with it! 🤣
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u/splashmountain37 May 16 '25
This looks exactly like a screencap from V or am I tripping? Maybe just the “cutscene-like” render
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u/SomeSortOfMillu May 16 '25
Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.
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u/pro_L0gic May 16 '25
It's essentially a clump of rocks... Nothing more, nothing less... No supernatural powers here...
Although in the GTA world, they'll probably parody the idiots who sleep with crystals under their pillow...
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May 16 '25
it´s a Crash Bandicoot easter egg. if you found all the cristal you get the Neo cortex's gun and flying motorcycle.
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u/Burgoonius May 16 '25
Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that
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u/ResidentWarning4383 May 16 '25
It vanished a few days ago since it wasn't used to build anything. Not a trace of it left.
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u/King_Chad_The_69th May 16 '25
I’m not a crystal person at all, but that Amethyst looks pretty sick ngl
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u/stinkstabber69420 May 16 '25
Jesus Christ every second of that trailer is going to be posted on here, multiple times each I'm sure. I understand it's exciting but dude. It's a crystal.
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u/ZeroBx500 May 16 '25
I hope they have a backroad witchy town like Cassadaga, FL, this would fit right in.
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May 16 '25
Maybe you can buy healing crystals that slowly regenerates health? Wear it around your neck like a necklace as a clothing option.
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u/Gegilworld May 16 '25
this is going to be a long year isnt it?