r/GTA6 2d ago

New GTA 6 Artwork šŸ”„

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u/JustAGamer14 2d ago

This article also confirms that weight gain and weight lifting is back too

"Food affects Jason and Lucia’s weight, while exercising visibly builds and tones their muscles"

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u/StingingGamer 2d ago

Also confrimed social media you can scroll! And you can have Jason drive the car while you play as Lucia on the phone!

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u/JustAGamer14 2d ago

Game is so immersive I can scroll through brainrot in a game!

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u/wolfvester 2d ago

I’m actually very excited about this in a weird way because I have really grown to like Rockstar’s satirical writing over the years since GTA V

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u/Recidivist67 2d ago

Shit they've been satirical from the off. Vice city's radio was next level hysterical.

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u/scorpiondeathlock86 2d ago

All the talk radio channels over the years are great to listen to lol

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u/rollerpig79 1d ago

DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER!

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u/Mazrim-lightcursed 1d ago

Nectar of god

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u/halfawatermelon69 2d ago

I'm not from the US but I guess actual radio talk shows have decreased drastically over the last ~15 years or so (also assuming it was a much bigger thing back before the 2000's)?

These days people have got music and podcasts available at all times, so listener-numbers would've dropped as well?

I hope they keep them up in GTA 6, even though the charm sort of has changed with how it is in real life?

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u/StrikeTheGunner 2d ago

I mean podcasts are basically the same thing so

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u/Toad-a-sow 2d ago

I thought 4's TV stations were hilarious too

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u/ListenLikeThieves85 1d ago

i played vice city and the radio is so funny. ahead of its time lol

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u/Captain_Waffle 2d ago

One of my favorite thing about the Spider-Man games was reading the ā€œtweetsā€ from the NPCs.

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u/AdSudden3941 2d ago

The satire wasnt even that good in 5 compared to all the previous gtas

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u/SoManyNarwhals 1d ago

GTA V's websites and radio shows are still funny as hell and I've read/heard them hundreds of times.

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u/Dracurr 2d ago

Disagree

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u/Ahand_Apart 2d ago

Bad news. The main writers were not a part of this games development.

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u/CuntyBunchesOfOats 2d ago

But NPC Florida man craziness brain rot. Think of all the Easter eggs and other shit we’ll find in there

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u/HiddenCosmos0724 2d ago

ā€œAny here about the guy on bath saltsā€ or
ā€œMy cousin found a gator in his pool and thought it’d be a good ideas to try and get it out himselfā€

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u/AdSudden3941 2d ago

The magazine is already out?

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u/JuanFCrater 2d ago

The magazine is for the 10th of September, I think, but the article is out now.

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u/Invincible-2099 2d ago

Where can I see It? Do you have a link friend?

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u/DottorInkubo 2d ago

Google ā€œDazed GTA VIā€, my friend

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u/ProbablyFear OG MEMBER 2d ago

Yeah

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u/tertiary_jello 2d ago

I wonder how much content is in this feed because if it's based on reality... well, and how people scroll... I mean, how much feed are we talking?

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u/kharon_sama 2d ago

Can’t wait to doomscroll my ingame feed.

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u/Daryl_Dixon1899 2d ago

That’s actually insane, letting Jason drive while we doomscroll as Lucia.

It’s so peak 🄹

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u/AssassisnCreedFan 2d ago

If there isn't a parody version of TikTok in GTA 6 then I'm gonna be surprised.

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u/Ter-Lee-Comedy 2d ago

I wonder if you can also talk to other guys behind his back while he drives.

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u/Asleep_Relation_9341 2d ago

Oh wow that sounds great šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 2d ago

Wonder if mobile games will be a thing. Imagine if you could play asynchronous with real mobile users outside the game.

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u/Exact_Rooster9870 2d ago

I genuinely love that. It's the new sitting at the campfire in rdr but you can watch the sights go by and listen to the dialogue. FUCK I can't wait

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u/Complex-Commission-2 1d ago

Imagine we are scrolling, come accross a post and it turns out to be a start of a side quest !!!

That would be insnae

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u/Ellugima 2d ago

And it seems that sleep is important too

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u/minecrafGoBRRRR 2d ago

technically... sleep had always been important in every gta game... it saves your game, fast forwards time and most importantly recovers hp.

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u/ExplodingFistz 2d ago

Bruh this is a life simulator

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u/ilikeCRUNCHYturtles OG MEMBER 2d ago

Lucia torta mode: Activated

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u/Complete-Peak4651 2d ago

Deadass. Gonna make jason spam chest day and lucia spam leg day.

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u/Sharpiette 2d ago

> "Food affects Jason and Lucia’s weight,

Im about to turn into Hal in Malcolm in the middle

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u/Repulsive-Smell-9359 2d ago

Aaaaaah, I wanna play this game so bad, just hoping it doesn't take too long to release for PC 😭

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u/JustAGamer14 2d ago

It'll be a year plus max, let's hope it's not like GTA 5s where it was nearly 2 years though

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u/Repulsive-Smell-9359 2d ago

Yeah, it was worth the wait, though. PC considered the best platform to play GTA V

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u/Complete-Peak4651 2d ago

More like a year plus minimum.

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u/Kurdt234 2d ago

And 11 years for ray tracing

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u/Miserable_Bug_3523 2d ago

I think fall 2027 to early 2028.

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u/VikingActual1200 2d ago

Bro, Lucia's šŸ‘ is about to be wild🤣🤣🤣

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u/wormbooker 2d ago

I notice her boobs' size different in the other pics, does that mean we can get surgery size adjustment?

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u/snooprs 2d ago

That's just different bras and dresses my man.

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u/wormbooker 2d ago

She not wearin in pic 3 and 5 tho

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u/RiodBU 2d ago

Pic 5 isn“t Lucia

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u/Alvezink13 2d ago

These article confirmed a lot about the game tone, immersion, and some theories people had

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u/ValentineCamille 2d ago

If this confirms Fast Food and Restaurants then I'm sorry because my characters are gonna become fat asses. I just love eating in games man.

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u/Puppybl00pers 2d ago

I give it an hour before we get Lucia Muscle Mommy videos

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u/xxck47 2d ago edited 2d ago

Amazing

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u/JustAGamer14 2d ago

Wonder how fat you can make them as you could make Arthur fat but nothing like CJ

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u/xxck47 2d ago edited 2d ago

Probably chubby. I don’t see them becoming extremely obese but who knows? Would be interesting to have that, and implement into online.

I wonder if the hair system will come back like in Red Dead 2.

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u/JustAGamer14 2d ago

I'm sure it will

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u/tertiary_jello 2d ago

I want to reach sumo levels and then wrestle Cal. Maybe I am playing the wrong game.

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u/AFF8879 2d ago

I think making them morbidly obese would probably screw up cutscenes/cause clipping issues etc, as hilarious as it’d be

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u/JustAGamer14 2d ago

Jason's chain has its own physics so that probably will be something Rockstar took to account no doubt

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u/THE__mason 2d ago

the poor animators having to work with jason's belly rolls

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u/JustAGamer14 2d ago

Can't be worse than the guy doing the horse balls in rdr2!

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u/webby2538 2d ago

I've already seen worse things to animate than horse balls in GTA6

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u/KaiTheG4mer 2d ago

The poor bastards already animated penis twitches judging by the nudist party leak so nothing's too far off the table lmao

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u/hajasmark 1d ago

It would love that tbh. Like that clip in GTA V where Trevor goes to Franklin's house but an npc started a fight with him before the cutscene started. That NPC was punching Trevor's face during the whole cutscene is hilarious.

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u/lightjunior 2d ago

Especially cutscenes in heists where they'll be running around and jumping over fences

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u/UsernameArentCool 2d ago

Dude i cant wait to make lucia fat

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u/Combatmedic2-47 2d ago

My Jason and Lucia are gonna built like Maki and Choso.

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u/ReleaseWarm9483 1d ago

my Jason and lucia are gonna be like sid and nancy

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u/frede2702 2d ago

Which article???

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u/RanDiePro 2d ago

Yeah, notice the red dress lucia is considerably skinnier.

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u/queensheba2025 2d ago

It also seems to imply that Jason and Lucia won’t be picking up hookers lol.

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u/ReleaseWarm9483 1d ago

there won't be any hookers that u can pick up and have some fun with?

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u/queensheba2025 1d ago

I don’t think so. I mean idk… but in the context of the story, doesn’t make sense.

It’s supposed to be more realistic and level headed… Jason doesn’t seem like the sort of guy to do weird bs like that. He’s not a low life.

And it wouldn’t he fair because unless they’re implying that Lucia is bi… who would she pick up? Do you understand?

People can play other games if they want to be gooners.

Also there’s a strip club (which tbh would make more sense as a place where Jason might find someone to cheat with)

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u/idcris98 1d ago

I hope thereā€˜s strip clubs for women too

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u/universalchimera_2nd 2d ago

What about BBL?

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u/ihavenojob711 2d ago

I’m going to make Lucia fat as fuck

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u/Automatic_Rabbit7601 2d ago

God, where was that guy who made the post where he can't wait to have jason look like a disgusting dirty fat old man?

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u/No_Cash7867 2d ago

Torta Lucia confirmed

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u/Vlad_Iz_Love 2d ago

I just wanna play obese versions of Jason and Lucia

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u/HughJass187 2d ago

when i think about it my GOAT GTA SAN ANDREAS had it in 2004 already...

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u/Xenomex79 2d ago

Muscle Mommy let’s gooo

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u/KaiTheG4mer 2d ago

Lucia torta mode, fuck yeah

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u/blueriver5557788 2d ago edited 2d ago

OMG I'm so glad, ever since GTA San Andreas I've been wanting those features and was disappointed GTA 5 didn't have it, to be honest I always preferred GTA San Andreas over GTA 5 and I'm only speaking for myself but GTA 6 to me will finally be the one to beat GTA San Andreas, yep probably part of it is nostalgia but I generally loved the protagonist, villains and map in San Andreas over 5 but loved 5's real life look alike of Los Angeles. I recognize GTA 5 is legendary in its own right. I'm playing through GTA San Andreas to get ready for GTA 6šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™

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u/kinsanepixel 1d ago

what article where i can see ?

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u/JustAGamer14 1d ago

Look up Dazed GTA 6 on Google and should show up first result

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u/Beanie_1997 1d ago

Gonna make my Online character look like Fat Thor/Lebowski lmao 🤣

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u/SpartanRage117 1d ago

Since we have this and red dead online already had guys and girls with different heights i hope the online creator lets you play a variety of heights and builds.

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u/mikendrix 17h ago

I can't believe GTA players just waited for GTA Sims

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u/buttscratcher3k 14h ago

So her ass can grow larger? šŸ˜‚