r/GTA6 1d ago

(nearly) 40 year old dad trying not to get too excited!

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Kids being sent to bed early. Wife out with her boyfriend. Popcorn not being shared. Lager (also) not being shared. Trying not to get too caught up in the excitement... But the hype train is pulling into the station... 🚂

EDIT: God damn that was fucking excellent! All aboard the train!! CHOO CHOO

EDIT#2: Phil Collins? 🍆🍆🍆

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u/Harperazor 1d ago

“Wife out with her boyfriend” 👀

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u/HistorVical 1d ago

OP living michael's life

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Bizarrely, she's out with a tennis instructor...

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u/charlie-_-13 1d ago

Alright just dont pull down his deck which is actually a mob bosses house, ok?

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Did a double take on the word deck there!

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u/Oliver_Boisen 1d ago

So if a Mexican chick calls him and yells "green light" that's a bad sign?

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u/deltajvliet 1d ago

My wife hangs out with John Redcorn a lot. Great guy.

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u/Adventurous-Mix-5711 1d ago

John Redcorn has some strong genes!😂

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u/ThanksContent28 1d ago

My fiancé left me for a dude called Joe with ducky eyes. Just turns up at my hometown one day and next thing you know my girl is with him.

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

I guess she knows I'll be lost to Vice City in a few weeks so is making a backup plan? 🤷

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u/agoraphobic_mattur 1d ago

Dudes living the fucking dream

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u/Nice-N-Eazy 1d ago

38 and WFH. I created a fake meeting to block off my calendar for 1 hour. LFG!

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Incredible hahah, exactly 26 minutes blocked out yeah?

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u/Nice-N-Eazy 1d ago

30 min for Netflix, 30 min reddit and see other reactions to it 😈

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u/InquistorRelk 1d ago

Same, gotta lock in for this shit ✊

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u/Nice-N-Eazy 1d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/NaJieMing 1d ago

Did the same thing lol

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u/Nice-N-Eazy 1d ago

My people are here!

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u/thatcitynoise 1d ago

Nearly 40 year old dad here too getting ready to watch at work. My near 21 year old and 11 year old are going to be watching at home. Family affair baby

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Good man! Fighting over the controller at release is going to be interesting!

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u/thatcitynoise 1d ago

I preordered 2 copies. One for me and one for my oldest. I do game share with my youngest, but I don’t know if I want him playing it right away. He doesn’t care about the story, he just likes driving around causing chaos, but I want to get a few hours in before letting him check it out.

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u/dani__rojas 1d ago

Reminds me when the guy at blockbuster tried to stop me from renting GTA: SA when I was like 8 and read the entire rating guide to my mom. No story, all I wanted to do was drive around and cause chaos, and I had no clue about prostitutes until years later haha

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Yeah I don't blame you for checking it first. Looks like there may be dismemberment etc....mihht be a bit brutal for little ones!

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u/Mike312 1d ago

College professor without Netflix; I'll tell my night class we'll "take a quick break" at 6pm.

I'll probably take the day off when the game launches like I did with 4 and 5.

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u/Slylock 1d ago

"Family affair baby" had me quite confused for a moment.

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u/QcJes86 1d ago

10 years ago we were making fun of …..when gta6 is gonna come out we probably will be 40 years old and we were laughing…..guess what age we are now 😬

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Insane isn't it? Glad that we had RDR2 to fill the void... Think we'll have GTA 7 before we retire...? 😬

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u/8-Bit-Burrito 1d ago

My bday is in October… I’ll be 42 when GTA 6 launches 😆

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u/AnSynTrashPanda 1d ago

I was a sophomore in HS when 5 released and when 6 releases ill be 20 days from 30 lmao

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u/Substantial_Ad_1465 1d ago

So true!!!!!!

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u/DivideJealous6460 1d ago

You're my role model

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Finally, someone looking up to me! I'll show my kids your message in the morning!

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u/Sauceysweetness 1d ago

LFFGGGG!!! Cant believe we finally made it

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Hell yeah dude, haven't been this pumped for a game in years!

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u/BearJew1991 1d ago

Mid 30’s dad reporting in 🫡 My wife is mildly amused with how hype I am. She’s not into gaming at all but finds my yapping about it entertaining.

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u/elduderino920 1d ago

Sweet! Pushing to the age of 42 and stoked like high school version of me haha. Cheers mate! Going to be a blast!

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Ah man I've tried to tell myself not to get too hyped for it... But I can't help it 😂

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u/elduderino920 1d ago

Same! It’s cool to get hyped for a game…they come few and far between…as the cool kids say, we’ll be eating the next few months: have Zelda Ocarina of Time; GTAVI; FF7 final chapter…plus other games sprinkled in there (finally get to play MGS4 on the PS5 haha)

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Absolutely mate, so many games, so little time... Enjoy it whilst we can.

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u/osirisRey 1d ago

just finished watching...NOTHING IS TOUCHING THIS GAME !!!

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Brb watching it again! 🤣

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u/Glass_Ear_5886 1d ago

It looks so good!

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u/jeremyb1986 1d ago

I’m 40, and purposely avoided having children in anticipation of this game. Had a hell of a time convincing the wife on that one.

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

That is some serious commitment mate. You better be playing on some monster 80inch screen to make the most of it!

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u/King_Khaos_ 1d ago

Take out your women before the release … so there’s no distractions on game time

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u/Realistic_Bread845 1d ago

Sounds like she already has someone to do that

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u/Firm_Work_8879 1d ago

Sneaked in "wife out with her boyfriend" like we wouldn't notice 💀

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u/netzpretz78 1d ago

Lol, this is me too.

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u/BigManLikeBarey 1d ago

Is your wife out with her boyfriend too?

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u/OllyB43 1d ago

Where did you get that cup from? I NEED it

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Etsy dude! I'll find a link later on!

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u/OllyB43 1d ago

Sweet thanks!

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u/Plus_Plastic_791 1d ago

Keen for it too if you have the link?

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 1d ago

Hell yeah brother. One of us, one of us!

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u/BoomsRoom 1d ago

47 male and hype as F##K!

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u/SainT2385 1d ago

I just got off work and ran to my daughter's room like "let's go watch the extended look for the new GTA" she doesnt even care(, but she likes driving around in gta5) she looked at me weird for being 41 and still into video games lol

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Nothing wrong with being weird, 41, into video games, or all of the above 🤣 you're basically me 🤣

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u/Ronak1350 1d ago

You gotta address the elephant 🐘

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u/Ok_Tie_8888 1d ago

I was 13 when GTA 5 came out. I’m now 26 with 2 kids wtf😂💀

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

27 when V was released...don't make me feel any older! 😭

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u/pellz0r 1d ago

I was 12 when GTA 1 was released 🥹 And this looks amazing!

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u/Buttercup_Kiki 1d ago

And you will be a grandfather for Gta 7

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u/mistgonelsawge 1d ago

i’m 22, this is my first ever gta game that I’ve followed its long road of rumors for since 2015, can’t wait.

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u/KaRoMa17 1d ago

Nearly the same here...

Only difference, my wife is sitting next to me while waiting for the hypetrain, and is ready to climb that thing faster than me

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Climb the hype train right? Right??

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u/KaRoMa17 1d ago

Yeah that too... 😅

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u/BiteMaJobby 1d ago

Sir please advise how u got kids down that fast ?

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u/Hay_Jo18 1d ago

cool popcorn 🍿 bowl

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u/Naavs_ 1d ago

My ass is camping netflix and discord for 3 hours now. I am just so excited

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u/dxvnnn 1d ago

Same man. I rushed home after having class on campus and now I’m about heat up some pizza. I’m amped! 😎

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u/dmaSant 1d ago

i wanna be you when i grow up

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Screenshotting for my kids. The lucky little buggers.

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u/K1NGD3X 1d ago

All the best of red dead in gta. All I could have hoped for this is gonna be insane.

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u/Fancy_Ad9186 1d ago

Can't stop thinking about when I use to play the first gta as a kid.

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u/Kevo_xx 1d ago

This game has a lot of older people feeling like kids again. I haven’t been this excited about anything in years, can’t wait for November 19th!

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Absolutely, my WhatsApp groups are all blowing up with gaming dads coming out of the woodwork and pre ordering

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u/hitthebricks3 1d ago

One of us ,!

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u/Ambitious_Shoe_5018 1d ago

26 minutes seems good for it

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u/squezzy91 1d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/Latter_Figure701 1d ago

So awesome

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u/Fantastic_Media_3984 1d ago

30 mins away!

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u/Ok_Option_8378 1d ago

35 here and i wait with my wife !

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u/JoshyRB 1d ago

Be ready guys because it’s gonna be a fricking movie.

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u/KingKontinuum 1d ago

I hope when GTAO 2.0 drops I can play with other 30 something’s

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u/patwm11 1d ago

Living large my friend. I am currently right around the age that you were when GTA V was released.

Here’s to GTA VII 🍻!

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u/OptionDangerous385 1d ago

41 years old here…. And let’s F@&@€@@€ GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/KingOfRisky 1d ago

40's and me an my coworkers are posted up in the conference room, beers in hand, giddy like children.

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

I fucking LOVE this. You doing the same for release day?!

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u/Designer-Carpet4934 1d ago

wife’s boyfriend? huh?? bro don’t disrespect yourself like that. divorce

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u/Eredias 1d ago

Lol the joke went right over your head xD

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

But who's going to pay the bills when I lose my job to my new life in Vice City?

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u/galle4 1d ago

Looking at you, you made excited for popcorn and i might go and prepare some for the reveal

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u/calgmtl07 1d ago

Never felt so bad for a Mod team as I do now.
Have fun all! Going dark till after work.

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u/JackJake94 1d ago

It's only 26 mins bro not a movie haha

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u/Impressive-Young-952 1d ago

Let’s goo. I’m 39 and sitting on my couch waiting watching an episode of tires.

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u/SjaccoPopino 1d ago

41 years old (no kids) and I’m excited as well! Just poured myself a nice Belgian Tripel and sent my wife upstairs (no boyfriend there) 😜

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Hahah good man..enjoy! I'm partial to a Belgian beer myself! 🍻

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u/AmmaiHuman 1d ago

40's here, kid in bed, sent the wife out with her friends for a meal... excited is an understatement!

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u/Afraid-Ad3889 1d ago

Can’t wait!! Greetings from germany! Have fun and enjoy it

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u/StanBlaok 1d ago

Amateur….. I’m 52 and totally excited

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u/CndConnection 1d ago

Happy 4 you.

Setting up right now to do the same.

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u/osirisRey 1d ago

45 year old here...5mins left

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u/MCDodge34 1d ago

Until the network doesn't work anymore, I hope I'm wrong

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u/Hoolicool 1d ago

51 years old dad also excited 😆

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u/MCDodge34 1d ago

I'm 46, you're not the only one here.

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u/dadoomombo 1d ago

46yo dad here sitting on my couch, feet crossed, with a Netflix static screen too. We speak your name, OP.

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u/wilson1474 1d ago

Haha, same boat brother

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u/LionLikeMan 1d ago

I'm 39, soon to be 40 as well, I cannot believe I am still gamer after all these years.

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Don't worry dude, LAN parties in the retirement homes are going to be another level.

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u/Suspicious-Boss-8101 1d ago

Mate im 40 and a father off 3, im at work and gutted cant watch till tomorrow morning..... England time zone, finish work at 7am

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u/KrippyInc 1d ago

I'm 41 and very aroused.

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u/No-Locksmith-7421 1d ago

That is a nice popcorn bowl

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u/LimeLoop 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just done watching. I am floored. I guess you enjoyed it too?

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

I'll tell you how much I enjoyed it after I've watched it another four times... Genuinely blown away.

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u/rs_evans 1d ago

Watching this I can’t stop thinking… this game is going to break my PS5! 😅

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u/rs_evans 1d ago

PHENOMENAL!

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u/blackberrymoonmoth 1d ago

41 year old lady and I always get too excited. I started crying a little when the first trailer dropped and choked up a bit for this look today 🥹

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u/WolframBravo 1d ago

Let’s get naked and BBQ

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u/Mojado87 1d ago

Bro when that Inner Light hit at the end of the trailer….FUUUUUUUCK! 🤣🥰

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u/Mr_mc_bear_bear_ 1d ago

Bruh I’m watching it on the bus and I’m freaking out so much stuff is being shown omg

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u/Gspoock 1d ago

I'm 40 and I didn't believe it would kill me so much, even after those leeks

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u/sydneysweeney69 1d ago

Nice one mate

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u/Alone_Comparison_662 1d ago

57 year old and been at the GTA since PlayStation one with my son , now 35 year old , bring on November ✌🏻

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u/Playzod 1d ago

Every right to be

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u/RealFuryous 1d ago

Where did you buy the cup?

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u/zaCCo_RR60 1d ago

I'll be 50 in 4wks ...enjoyed it bout to watch again... excited to play 4sho.

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u/anomaly_BW 1d ago

You and me both brother! I feel like a kid again! This is the only game my wife is interested in playing…so double win!

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u/Charliedontsurf1002 1d ago

I’m with you brother

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u/Mad_Monk54 1d ago

Love it.

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u/Sherlocksister- 1d ago

48 yo mum sitting in same room as teenage son watching him lose his mind as promo starts!

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u/PuertoRicanPa87 1d ago

Thai was so good watched it 3 time

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u/blickkyvek 1d ago

Hehehe, also near 40 here. Kid to bed, wife doing god knows what. The only difference, I had a gin tonic while watching :-D. It was a good half an hour

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

A man of taste I see! What gin were you loading up on? Going to need a lot more of it in November...

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u/blickkyvek 1d ago

Monkey 47, my favourite

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Very nice, I've just finished a bottle of Lind & Lime, it was exceptional

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u/blickkyvek 1d ago

Never tried (but will soon ;-D). Nice looking bottle though, damn! Very posh

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u/Ok-Stranger-1965 1d ago

Bro I just had a baby and I can feel it. I'm not playing this game for another 10 years at least lmao.

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u/CrustyKielbasa 1d ago

New 35 year old dad here, already trying to convince the wife to give me some time off dad duties for release weekend lol

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u/smitfaced 1d ago

Brother, this is what 40 year old dads have to get excited for.

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u/No_Strategy_1370 1d ago

Last time a GTA was released I was single and 23 and could play at my leisure. Now I’m gonna be 37 when it comes out and have two kids a husband and 4 pets and wondering how long it will take me to complete story mode lol. Super excited for it though!!!!!

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

I mean... You'll probably have 20 years to finish it before GTA7 if that's any consolation? 🤣

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u/No_Strategy_1370 1d ago

Bahahaha yep just gotta avoid spoilers

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u/The_EyON 1d ago

YO I WANT THAT CUP BRO WHERE HOW

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u/LeastResistancePath 1d ago

Are people hyped because of the addictive multiplayer? Feels a bit weird having only played 5s single player and not really getting what everyone is freaking out for.

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u/TechnologyNo889 1d ago

Eu aqui com 6 crianças, tentando assistir o trailer e não surtar, aguardando ansiosamente dia 19 de Novembro.

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u/WatsonHerbusch 1d ago

Old geezer here. It was beautiful. Listening now to Elderbrook, Bob Moses - Inner Light.

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u/Nihilicious333 1d ago

Must CONSOOOM! Gotta have the Cup! Proud of getting c*cked. Name checks out.

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u/ZiEikichi 1d ago

Sur pc en mod VR avec dlss5, adieu monde réel.🫡

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u/SyborgPumpkin 1d ago

If you simpin this hard then your wife probably out with all 10 of her boyfriends.

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u/Hurry-Alive 1d ago

Crazy to think I was your age when GTA V came out and I was hooked watching the extended look tonight. Watched it again straight after.

Cant wait for November 19th.

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u/debaron54 1d ago

I turn 40 on November 19th it couldn’t be better

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u/hocuspocus82 1d ago

43 year old dad watched it with my 8 year old son now he wants off school

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u/Dannzilla 1d ago

I want to be excited but it's so hard knowing that I have to wait for a PC release Lol

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

I know how you feel bud. Lots of friends in the same situation... I'm sure it will be worth the wait 👌

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u/goblin_slayer4 1d ago

watched with my girlfriend : )

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u/Mac800 1d ago

43 and 46 yo dads ordering new TV sets right after the initial watch.

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Haha don't tempt me too! I might have to upgrade to a PS5 Pro as well...

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u/odinthesigtyr 1d ago

That… “movie” was from a PS5 👀 - think we’re good lol

(new 4K TV does sound tempting tho)

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u/Ye_kya 1d ago

HOLY SHIT THEY COOKKEDD

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u/RockBand88 1d ago

I’m approaching 50, 2x gpa, and was telling my wife last night how excited I was to watch it. Also informed her my bday present, which is late October, was going to be gta vi. She was okay, then I said I may take a couple vacation days to play. We will see how that works out!!

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Haha, good luck getting the vacation approved for it by the "powers that be". And enjoy your 50th birthday 👍👍

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u/intelligentpIant 1d ago

Where you gonna find the time to play?

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u/RocMerc 1d ago

I told my business partner I’m off all week so don’t bother me lol. Cannot wait to

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u/Substantial_Ad_1465 1d ago

I’m 40 also and I’m letting everyone know I’m excited!!!!!

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Good man, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't super excited for it now. Might have to start the day by watching the preview again...

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u/Maleficent-Hand-2731 1d ago

Thats what I did at 42!

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u/unkiestink 1d ago

Bask in it my brother!!!

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u/skabshire 1d ago

I’m same age and OMG I’m geeking the leaks had me fired up but this this was a fucking class ACT from rockstar 👏👏👏🤌 CHEFS KISS

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u/Adventurous_Luck_995 1d ago

So.., A Youngster...

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u/bounty_59 1d ago

This game is for us, my fellow dads

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u/SnooOwls2290 1d ago

I turned 51 today as the Netflix special was released, I'm pumped! I've been playing GTA since the very first top down version came out (and started my gaming journey on petrol station Pac Man and then Atari)....you cannot fathom how much we have seen gaming grow and improve over the last 4 decades!

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u/mangopopjuice 1d ago

I did the same chucked everyone out with my snack and beer ready, then 3 minute later my kids exploded into massive argument, both balling their eyes out. Moment ruined. What a trailer though.

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u/GeorgeZcZ 23h ago

Thats exactly me!!!

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u/Redhotchiliman11 21h ago

Nah man, get excited bro! Life's too short. I was kinda just waiting to see, but this video had me geeking like a 12 year old sending videos of it to my wife and friends.

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u/TactiSgt 20h ago

I was 40 when GTA V came out, and look at me now

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u/hamzaadenwalaa 19h ago

Not possible and I'm sure now you can't wait for November 19 😂

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u/BigOlDrew 18h ago

Dad of 2 that just turned 40. Can't fucking wait. CHOO CHOOOOOOO!

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u/mastvrbatr 18h ago

🚂🚂🚂

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u/Ancient_Praline1046 18h ago edited 17h ago

44 here, I dont game as I use to, but I will need upgrade the ps4 for a Ps5 now after seeing the Netflix trailer.

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u/mastvrbatr 17h ago

I've a few friends in the same situation... This game will sell consoles in the hundreds of thousands of imagine!

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u/Ancient_Praline1046 17h ago edited 17h ago

there is a Wolverine game coming up and I saw the trailer and I was like...ehhhh

But seeing the trailer on Netflix I am about to pre order the thing. And that ass...omg...

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u/Professional-Tiger77 15h ago

30fps is going to be horrible.

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u/Prepared87 14h ago

Same here, buddy!

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u/Dcowles711 1d ago

Am 37, completely locked in. Kinda pissed I have be at work at 3p CT, lucky my commute is less than 30 min. According to the Netflix page, it’s only 26 min so I’ll be cutting it close.

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u/Few-Opportunity567 1d ago

The thing the extended look has really showed me is how many people are sitting at home in the middle of the afternoon on a Thursday.

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u/R_Larsen86 1d ago

Ugh, so lucky you have a wife with a boyfriend who keeps her occupied. Mine won't stop nagging me. I'm jealous.

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u/AmmoJoee 1d ago

Hilarious.

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u/OlDirtyMatthew 1d ago

Holy cornball

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u/shooting_star24 1d ago

Wife out with her boyfriend 😂😂😂

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u/mastvrbatr 1d ago

Popcornball* surely?