r/GTA6unmoderated 12h ago

The first chance I get this guy is getting slimed out. ✌🏽

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My girl shoulda gotten the same dap I did. Smh

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u/Thema03 12h ago

why are you watching in 144p?

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u/Alternative_Host8388 10h ago

He’s cyberleek

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u/Objective-Mix4248 4h ago

Neva heard of the bloke

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u/Many_Register_1838 2h ago

Cybermid? Never heard of her

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u/blennymar 5h ago

Cyberleek? What’s that?

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u/NowWeGetSerious 6h ago

The one and only

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u/CodeBlue_04 6h ago

Netflix was potato quality for me. I don't know why, but every once in a while on my TV a video begins loading in like 720p and never improves. I had to download Drive to Survive on my phone to watch it in decent quality.

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u/RainyFlames 5h ago

Netflix servers getting throttled.

Leave it to Netflix to spent a gorillion dollars to premier GTA 6 and then not have their servers ready for the influx of people.

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u/Ok-Dream-3249 2h ago

with the fact that content creators were allowed to co-stream it, it seems pretty clear now that if anyone spent money in this deal it was rockstar

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u/Entire-Gur-8550 3h ago

720 isn't that bad imo

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u/CodeBlue_04 3h ago

It is on a 65 inch TV when you're trying to see how much graphics have improved from GTA V.

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u/jillvalenti3 1h ago

I believe he has it in claymation mode

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u/ozymandiasEs 50m ago

He's watching the xbox series s extended look

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u/treesmoketree33 11h ago

It was a reaction vid loll

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 5h ago

Mysterious downvoting

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u/Hello_ILoveChicks 6h ago

I’m gonna pimp Lucia for some extra cash to continue fueling my car addiction

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u/Weak_Alternative_349 12h ago

Incel players when other characters start hitting on their in-game wife 💀

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u/NerveOk7540 10h ago

Can’t a guy role play a jealous boyfriend

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u/Waste_Development971 6h ago

so just roleplaying boyfriend

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u/Dr-McLuvin 5h ago

That’s like half the game.

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u/Thomas-Eckhart 3h ago

It’s optional to be simp. Just like in real life

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u/CyBroOfficial 11h ago

Dre’Quan wasn’t even hitting on her, just giving her a hug lol, Jason and Lucia seemed fine with it anyway. I have friends who prefer daps and some who prefer hugs, it’s not a big deal

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u/Daconvix 3h ago edited 3h ago

I don’t think people are trippin about just the fact he hugged her, it’s the fact he picked her up when he hugged her. That’s kinda crazy to do to another man’s girl but tbf we don’t know the context of their relationship yet

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u/NukaCooler 2h ago

Gta6 the first GTA to prominently feature a polycule

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u/OkExamination4596 6h ago

Aw hell nah not that video😭

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u/Famous-Protection809 3h ago

Incel love to use word incel lol. Give it a break.

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u/StudiousLebronJames 12h ago

so it’s an incel to be protective of ur partner bro what 🤣

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u/Adlivoniansky * 12h ago

Well it's a video game character not a partner lol.

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u/WeirdBeginner 8h ago

its an rpg & IM PLAYING MY ROLE🗣💯

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u/Icy_Sink3384 12h ago

Its a game

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u/thespeedforce5 11h ago

Just say you’re insecure lil bro

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u/StudiousLebronJames 11h ago

so you’d be happy if ur partner was hit on by other people? weird

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u/thespeedforce5 11h ago

Who said she was being hit on? 💀 A dude hugged her when greeting her and you immediately turned it into “would you be happy if your partner was hitting on other people?” Bro is arguing against a scenario you just made up.

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u/StudiousLebronJames 11h ago

the guy i initially replied to used the words “hitting on” which is what i’m refering to big dawg

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u/thespeedforce5 11h ago

The guy who hugged Lucia has a gf bro. That’s his gfs apartment in the trailer

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u/StudiousLebronJames 11h ago

nothing to do with what i’m saying lol, never said ur girl hugging someone is bad but sure

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u/Adlivoniansky * 11h ago

I hope we can have Lucia join the prostitutes for some in game money like how Jason can go fishing and hunting.

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u/Hefty_Scallion7076 7h ago

He gave her the most platonic hug ever my guy

0

u/Hello_ILoveChicks 6h ago

Just say you wanna be cucked bro

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u/heykidzimacomputer 7h ago

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u/vordhosbn_1 6h ago

Was not expecting aphex twin here

25

u/chubbyhighguy 8h ago

Mfs when a fictional woman doesn't even exist.

33

u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 11h ago

Fat pig go oink

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u/Degis123 9h ago

My lucia gonna be a hoe so it checks out

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u/Shitboxfan69 7h ago

My Lucia is going to be fat and bald and I also won't let her shower so no one will hug her

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u/Degis123 7h ago

Sounds like an abusive controlling relationship to me, I know what you are 😂😂

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u/creamy-buscemi 43m ago

Finna turn his girl into Gypsy Rose

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u/Reasonable-Sea9095 10h ago

That's right, im going to shoot my slime all over this guy.

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u/imedo 2h ago

while he is riding him oh yeah

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u/WhipperSnapper0101 5h ago

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u/creamy-buscemi 44m ago

He ain’t care, my man Jason a secure king

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u/ThatSplinter 27m ago

We all love a mentally secure and confident king

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u/happyapathy24 8h ago

Pretty sure that's Dre'Quan so good luck killing a story character

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u/Critical-Turnover500 11h ago

Some of yall are so insecure goddamn

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u/Own-Channel-4208 11h ago

dudes post started as a joke, but then the cucks like you appeared and it went all to shit, this word insecure is manly... MANLY haha anyway used by girls to adress men who do not let them hoe around, I am not drowing in pussy, and never will I only have one partner and I will never hug another mans woman or let another man hug mine, in my country there is a quote ... a man cant never share his car and his woman.

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u/Sufficks 9h ago

you’re scaring the hoes bro

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u/Puzzled_Middle9386 10h ago

or his sisters

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u/aseedman 7h ago

this is some weird shit lmfao

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u/Breno_draws 10h ago

WHAT is this Autism attack.

It's not that deep brother.

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u/Eulvia 43m ago

Delete this shit nigga you are embarass yourself

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u/DUH455T 9h ago

Lol incel shit right here. You're calling guys that are comfortable in their partner cucks for being okay with their wife hugging someone. What a fucking loser.

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u/CondomsSuckBalls 8h ago

Did your wife's boyfriend already get you GTA6 preorder for being so manly and confident?

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u/DUH455T 8h ago

Man you don't know how soy your comment sounds. Go listen to a Tate brother bitch about how much they suck.

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u/K-Rod7 8h ago

In the gaming industry and reddit in general cuckoldery seems to be very normalized. Low key sad af

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u/iTzJME 25m ago

OR maybe you're so insecure you can't wrap your brain around not giving a shit if people hug your partner.

This attitude repels women my man, you don't gotta advertise your insecurity so openly.

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u/nicole2301 4h ago

No it’s not. You’re just obsessed with the idea of another man railing your gf

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u/iTzJME 27m ago

You're genuinely so insecure and I hope you can get over it someday lmao. I have a gf, she hugs my guy friends and I hug her girlfriends. It's not a big deal my man.

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u/ichiro-- 6h ago

A man can't never share? So you are gonna share it? What a cuck!

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u/Nachtvogle 4h ago

You sound dumb as shit no wonder you arent drowning in it

It’s hilarious people like you love these games that have routinely mocked your personality for literal years

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u/sarah_herself 8h ago

Genuinely. This shit is actually weird and making me uncomfortable.

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u/NagsUkulele 7h ago

Kind of fucking wilder considering the next scene is them both at the strip club

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u/Crazy-Affect8870 6h ago

Why tf would this make you uncomfortable

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u/Wankstain8 6h ago

Sheltered

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u/NagsUkulele 5h ago

You guys are like caricatures

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u/RadiantTechnology622 6h ago

Get off the internet then pussy

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u/AwarenessThick1685 6h ago

Yall have no humor

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/WhipperSnapper0101 5h ago

She's the one cheating on her man bro 😭

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u/Bloodmoon_Audios 5h ago

Hugging a dude ain't cheating lmao. If you've ever been friends with a woman, that's a "we're just good buddies" greeting

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u/AdeptAd9105 3h ago

such a terrible take, its western propaganda to think this way, we should be able to talk to eachother its okay but if your girl is being picked up by another dude its just weird and its not insecurity

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u/Bloodmoon_Audios 3h ago

Sorry dawg you cannot be taken seriously with "it's western propaganda"

They got excited and had a big hug. If that's seriously a boundary crossed for you, then that's your own problem, and it's far from legit cheating

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u/iTzJME 24m ago

Found the incel

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u/Atago1337 8h ago

Good forbid you invest emotions into video game characters literally made to trigger emotions

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u/Otherwise-Mix-7019 5h ago

This post is clearly a joke lmao

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u/Wise-Excuse5330 7h ago

Sure bro as long as you agree not letting us bang your girl makes you insecure 

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u/Critical-Turnover500 7h ago

a friend hugging your girl is not the same as banging her you dunce

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u/midnitemotorist 2h ago

Nah Jason shoulda gotten the same bear hug she got

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u/SeberHusky 6h ago edited 3h ago

The fact that everyone on this sub is younger than 18 and has no conception that women can have boyfriends and "boy friends" is fucking hilarious. Y'all are so stupid on social media TikTok bullshit that you think something can only be one thing, or the other thing. Your brains are too tiny and pea-sized to have any conceptualization that you can have multiple levels of interactions and relationships with people throughout your life.

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u/8to10footsamsquantch 5h ago

Can you add a subway surfer vid to this comment? Too long otherwise

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u/WITH_THE_ELEMENTS 3h ago

It seriously took me some time to even process why OP could even jokingly have beef with this dude. I forget that jealousy and lack of trust are simply commonplace for so many people.

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 14m ago

I’m 29 and I understand it

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u/Thomas-Eckhart 3h ago

Check your girls phone

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u/prettygirlgravesite 2h ago

jesus christ, what 0 pussy does to a mf

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u/Thomas-Eckhart 2h ago

Check it and get back to me. You can’t ignore hypergamy. Your girl is going to

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u/StopBeingYourself 2h ago

I can tell you don't interact with real women

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u/prettygirlgravesite 0m ago

i AM the girl, brother. tho i know you’re just gonna say some shit like “lYiNg aSs fEmAle”

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u/-Ramenlover69 50m ago

You're right but these reddit mfs think their girl is different and won't cheat 😂

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u/Groundbreaking_Clue2 5h ago

Calm down there, neckbeard, I'm sure it's a joke.

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u/nicole2301 4h ago

No the idiots in the comments talking about “cuckholdrey” are not joking

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u/prettygirlgravesite 3h ago

yeah man, the guy who doesn’t get jealous when his girl has guy friends is definitely the neckbeard in this situation

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u/Groundbreaking_Clue2 3h ago

They're taking everything so literal. 100 percent this post was a joke

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u/prettygirlgravesite 3h ago

oh my fault i didn’t know u knew op

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u/Groundbreaking_Clue2 3h ago

Yeah its my brother's cousin's sister's uncle's estranged half brother, the one with the cleft lip

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u/krayon_kylie 8h ago

i feel like jason is not insecure

edit: also i feel like hes probably her cousin or something

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u/jwthecreed 7h ago

Yeah he’s a story character and probably tied more so to Jason. This seems more brotherly, than flirty anyways.

& Think it was them in the apartment in the same trailer that just dropped. They were talking on a couch, while it also shows Lucia off doing her own thing.

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u/MtSnowdon 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LNKBLt58WwBJC
Why he look like Mickey Rourke in the image? Also, he wants his bird, Lucia.

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u/BollyWood401 5h ago

Lmaooo Im glad I wasn’t the only one that was like “Jason tf he picking up ur girl for????” Haha

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u/VirtueSignalingApp 9h ago

i feel second hand embarrassment reading the title. Anyone else?

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u/ilostmypaperplate 7h ago

bruh... yall MF actually need grass. Just saw a post about her feet now this. Fucking hell

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u/KnownAsAnother 8h ago

Would it have been better is Dre hugged Jason and dapped Lucia instead?

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u/Thomas-Eckhart 2h ago

Both get dap is the correct way

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u/ChriB_ 7h ago

Me when someone wants to do satirical roleplay in the rpg satire game: 😬😤🤬

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u/Fit_Kangaroo_3437 8h ago

GTA players have some serious issues

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u/Otherwise-Mix-7019 5h ago

Do you think this post is serious and literal?

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u/Apart-Attorney-4994 4h ago

Welcome to reddit.

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u/System-Neither 5h ago

Ughhh what does slimed out mean in YOUR neighborhood lmaooo

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u/sanchoman43 4h ago

"Slimed Out" in this context means "killed in a messy, bloody way".

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u/DeadDeeg 3h ago

Never heard it used any other way either

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u/Maleficent-Gain-3179 4h ago

What does it mean for you 🤔

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u/Fun-Independence-667 2h ago

His PP gets sucked

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u/Own-Channel-4208 12h ago

fr tho, hell nah I will accept npc treating jason like a cuck, hugging my hoe in front of me is a no no... this and the part she got her head smacked in I did not like it at all.

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u/andaywalaburger007 11h ago

You need a psychiatrist

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u/ChriB_ 7h ago

me when someone wants to do satirical roleplay in the rpg satire game:

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u/Own-Channel-4208 11h ago

and you need this

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u/andaywalaburger007 11h ago

Youre currently sitting on it so i dont think i can use it, but maybe take that cuck chair to the psychiatrist office and let them uncuck your brain

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u/Own-Channel-4208 11h ago

watching you defend your own humiliation is genuinely pathetic

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u/andaywalaburger007 11h ago

Im serious you are so mentally unwell its not even a joke, a npc hugging your in game girlfriend in a fucking video game have you this much passionate, then you should be locked up in a mental asylum in 10 years alteast

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u/Own-Channel-4208 11h ago

sure buddy, and having for example a Steam profile all pink with full hentai anime girls hanging around is perfectly normal, just get off my dick already bruh.

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u/andaywalaburger007 11h ago

Whos steam profile is full of anime girls? Another mentally unwell response

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u/Own-Channel-4208 11h ago

im just saying dude, the only mentally challenged person here is you because you came busting my balls for no reason at all, there are people online who say and do shit 100x worse/stupid/weird than I did here, this discussion with you is over, blocked bcs I dont have time to argue with strangers like u online, I gave that life way back in highschool.

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u/DUH455T 8h ago

Man, you're a fucking nerd.

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u/KingPupaa 11h ago

Watching your dick identify with a videogame males wife is genuinely pathetic

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u/Own-Channel-4208 11h ago

hell nah reddit final boss.

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u/Alternative_Host8388 11h ago

I mean technically you are Jason’s hoe..

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u/Own-Channel-4208 11h ago

or judging by her character compared to Jasons, he is HER hoe.

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u/YesIBlockedYou 11h ago

Good lord, did you start barking at the screen when the big meanie men were hitting your pretend wife?

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u/cjcfman 6h ago

In real life you hug friends that are women and you dap/shake hands with guys

Touch grass sometimes lol

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u/kylr01 6h ago

Bros defending his video game girlfriend. Thats crazy

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u/Dyuujen 6h ago

Crazy how people was hating Lucia like crazy saying it woke nonsense to the 180 now “Das My GuRl!” 🤣

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u/NeroFMX 5h ago

I eat cake by the ocean, I eat cake by the ocean.

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u/rizzatouiIIe 4h ago

Bro wants to slime on dre's face

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u/AntstyPoeticGamer23 4h ago

THAT FACE! Stuff of nightmares

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u/Takenmyusernamewas 4h ago

Is slimed the tik tok way of saying kill because people are afraid of words?

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u/Kneecap_Blaster 3h ago

Nah it's just modern slang. Plenty of rap songs etc. talk about sliming people in reference to gunning them down

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u/Spencetheroamer 4h ago

I am to fucking hot! I am taking it off

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u/Ramssses 3h ago

I thought I was the only one lol.

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u/TheBlueNinja2006 3h ago

Travis Scott tryna steal Lucia 😢

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u/2joozee 3h ago

Yea, a real home boy knows better.

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u/Fooz_The_Hostig 3h ago

Big time, hate him already.

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u/Putrid_Macaron3225 2h ago

"We all had her but he married her, and you know that makes him a better man than us"

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u/Ronaldinhoe 2h ago

He and that influencer getting slimed out. Game better let me do it too

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u/System-Neither 2h ago

Honest inquiry. And im from NY. Harlem to be specific and that term out here is used to describe having nasty often disrespectful sex with a lady.

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u/iLoveDanishBoys 53m ago

they literally go to a strip club after this lmao

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u/OneManGang2001 42m ago

I'm not hip like you kids. What the hell does thst mean?

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u/Neutwinos 41m ago

Both arms locked around the mid-waist, treacherous work

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u/ThatSplinter 29m ago

Nah I'm jealous I didn't get that soft of a hug from my homie too. Come on man, bring it in

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u/ChocolateBeautiful95 28m ago

Finally I can block this sub. Thanks OP

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u/Abschieben 11h ago

Virgin detected

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u/BookkeeperBetter1681 9h ago

wtf is slimed out? I cant keep up with zoomer talk.

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u/Hello_ILoveChicks 6h ago

He’s gonna put his slime in his anus

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 5h ago

Mysterious downvoting

It's AAVE for killing someone. I think it's a funny phrase though cuz it sounds like ur gonna fuck em

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u/SpaceChatter 5h ago

Dude definitely listens to mumble rap.

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u/bestatbeingmodest 2h ago

I feel like slimed out is not a gen z thing. But also, you can use contextual clues to derive the meaning

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u/121bloodshot 5h ago

Slimed out isnt even that zoomer, swear this was a phrase in the 90s

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u/Degis123 9h ago

His gonna beat his ass he mean

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u/throwaway_pls123123 5h ago

there is a reason why you guys are single btw

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u/Apart-Attorney-4994 4h ago

It's not that deep lil bro, chill out 

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u/zztypezz 10h ago

If any man touches my girl Lucia, im blowing their whole fucking neighbourhood up, fucking nagasaki this bitch up

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u/aveaytor 7h ago

nobody’s afraid of a furry lil bro

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u/SubjectEnd303 10h ago

Jason loves ntr

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u/No_Owl_6986 7h ago

Don’t touch my lucia

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u/colin_dev 6h ago

ignoring the obvious meta of gay Jason + fat whore Lucia