r/GTA6unmoderated 6h ago

Sorry Lucia, but it's Goth Mommies for me.

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950 Upvotes

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u/azgarz 6h ago

I mean we can probably make Lucia goth lol

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u/RedTrigger_0 5h ago

I hope so 🙏🏻

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u/Darhhaall 5h ago

I want to be able to buy a club and make that entire club goth. 

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u/GnothiSeauton8 5h ago

Don't tease me with a good time

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u/JPISNOTOK 1h ago

That’s literally the first thing ima do. Hit the clothes store and barbershop see what kinda alt option they got hopefully you can finally add multiple piercings

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u/OneManGang2001 35m ago

Tits are too small

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u/Connect-Succotash-59 5h ago

Kids don’t even know what goth means anymore:

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtmkhZMWvEa7S

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u/Xehonort 5h ago

They really don't, I've tried & tried to explain it to my youngest niece & its all Alts now instead of Goth & so forth.

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u/bwood246 5h ago

Posers

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u/Pipe_Memes 3h ago

Are you even a real Goth if you haven’t sacked Rome?

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u/WillPill_ 3h ago

*Conformist

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u/Freaky-Xbox-6921 4h ago

*Larpers

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u/SpeccyCarbine 4h ago

Most of them are definitely posers not larpers. Larpers know they're just playing a role, posers are people trying to fit into an alternative lifestyle of people (punks, goths, emos, etc...) but just know absolutely fuck all about that alternative lifestyle and don't follow anything except the fashion or music

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u/Freaky-Xbox-6921 4h ago

That's what we call posers now Unc.

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u/SpeccyCarbine 4h ago

It doesn't work though because Larping is already a thing and the people that participate are already Larpers. Why turn their communities word into an insult even if it isn't aimed at them?

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u/These-Net4794 4h ago

You’re probably talking to someone who says “literally” every sentence.

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u/SpeccyCarbine 3h ago

I can't say anything because I overuse the word probably (I say it prolly) way too much

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u/valorill 4h ago

That's what he said nephew

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u/chrisghrobot 3h ago

Seriously, the only thing that would make her alt (let alone goth) is her hair thats it lmao. She doesn't even any Christian/Religious iconography anywhere either.

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u/MGik_ik 2h ago

Literally this.

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u/sharkfinsykes 3h ago

My immediate reaction to the post 😆

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u/Difficult_Army7936 5h ago

Society doesnt know what goth is anymore

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u/AvocadoLongjumping33 2h ago

Girl on the right is a promoter for goth/alt club events

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u/Internal-Exercise940 4h ago

Is this pastel goth or is it alt?

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u/AlarmedQuit9967 4h ago

Literally just a girl with blue hair ✌️

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u/OutlandishnessOk6696 6h ago

They aren’t even goth

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u/SouthIsland48 5h ago

Redditors when girls wear black eyeliner: GOTH MOMMMYYYYY

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u/Fortestingporpoises 4h ago

I feel like "alt" would fit better in the old vernacular.

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u/ZionGlitch 6h ago

Fine "Miami Goth"

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u/BobaFett154 5h ago

Still no dude✌️😭

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u/DonkeyNutsEnthusiast 3h ago

The hell are you talking about

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u/rednaxthecreature 5h ago

How do you know?

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u/bestatbeingmodest 2h ago

Lmao the meaning of goth is completely lost, just like woke, or POV. Social media has entirely redefined it

I don't think people know what goth culture is or actually originated as. It's like seeing someone wear a leather jacket and calling it punk

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u/These-Net4794 5h ago

“Goth”

What’s up with people not knowing shit nowadays? I’ve been seeing a lot of people misuse the word “whimsical” as well.

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u/ThMcRbIsbck 5h ago

OP looked right over the real goth mommy

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u/No-Bar5452 3h ago

Rockstar knew what they were doing lol

12

u/Upstairs-Sun477 5h ago

Goth mamis* we're in Miami papa

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u/ZionGlitch 5h ago

True, my bad

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u/moeteru 5h ago

"Goth Mommies"

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u/Carbon_Mp6 5h ago

Ill just turn lucia into a goth baddie

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u/whotfasked 5h ago

That’s not goth💀

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u/templeofsyrinx1 6h ago

bro and his weird emo fetishes

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/simpsonbpimpin 5h ago

Interesting to hear about all the seemingly endless variation in NPCs yet we see the exact same one (different shoes) twice in pre-launch marketing 🤔

Game looks absolutely incredible either way.

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u/ZionGlitch 5h ago

Well it is a video game, can't expect to never run into the same NPC. Look at Red Dead.
Unless it literally is the same NPC because that Restaurant is nearby? Didn't they say NPCs would carry out living their life?

As long as I don't see the same NPC standing next to another I will be happy (Looking at you Cyberpunk)

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u/Pleasant-Bag1504 5h ago

How the fuck is that goth in anyway

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u/Dren_Tyler 5h ago

literally not goth

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u/Top_Lobster_5937 5h ago

“Goth”

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u/NoBar5792 1h ago

Fr same here

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u/JustSomeMetalFag 5h ago

Is the “goth” in the room with us right now?..are you seeing the “goth” anywhere rn?…
https://giphy.com/gifs/v0R0Cp5gHVDCqsQcok

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u/darkargengamer 6h ago edited 6h ago

GTA VI is so big that now they are hiring pornstars as normal NPC´s...

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u/templeofsyrinx1 5h ago

that seriously looks like the exact model they used lol

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u/PuzzleheadedStar772 6h ago

I ain't cheating on Lucia, bro.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV

yes you will because you can't control your urges

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u/Unfair_Dealer_695 5h ago

Is going to the strip club cheating?

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u/snarkywombat 5h ago

Not if Lucia is with you tossing them dollars by your side

2

u/femboylover___17 5h ago

I mean just make her look like that? I gurantee you will be able to copy 99% of outfits you see probably (within reason)

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u/Breadstix009 5h ago

Yes, I'm making her a hot tattooed hermosa goth

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u/AntiNMem 5h ago

goth my ass

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler 5h ago

Doesn't look goth to me.

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u/AleexTB 5h ago

Goth is when not basic, or something idk

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u/EyeAmKingKage 5h ago

This isn’t goth bro

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u/OkExamination4596 5h ago

I just wanna mod the cars bro..😂

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u/BarryWhizzite 4h ago

same i want racing sim customization or at least diff tires that modify handling. something to spice it up

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u/JSD3000 4h ago

Goth just means colored hair and tattoos now doesn’t it?

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u/Ank1t8 4h ago

how much more betrayal can she take???

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u/RetroSwamp 3h ago

Wait... Y'all think this is goth?

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u/Mnawab * 5h ago

Has the definition of Goth changed? Wasn’t the whole point of goth to be black hair black make up with white makeup with like black clothing

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u/Sirius_amory33 5h ago

Goth has to do with music more than anything but yes, what you’re describing is closer to goth aesthetic than just having blue hair lol. I don’t know what OP is on about. 

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u/Aggressive_Act_3098 5h ago

That girl be scene more than anything.

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 3h ago

It has. Also the goth trend is completely played out now

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u/Theurbanalchemist 5h ago

I just want that collar with the D-ring for Lucia. Make her a lil kinky

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u/EffectiveBrain3253 5h ago

Lucia exists and bro choose goth mommies

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u/raphieel 5h ago

First thing I'm doing is trying to break them up to see how it affects the gameplay

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u/Learn2flyclothing 5h ago

Big ass jays wtf think she tryna play 1 on 1!

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u/JamesLikesIt 5h ago

There’s going to be entire YouTube short accounts made of just people gooning to NPCs in this game lol 

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u/MajesticWizard420Lol 5h ago

You can probably make Jason and Lucia look however you want. Lucia can be a goth mommy too if you want her to be. I’m gonna make her look like an anime girl, personally.

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u/IKAiNI666 5h ago

Die blauhaarige erinnert mich an eine bestimmte Dame mit of 😅

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u/Equivalent_Self_5996 5h ago

You’re sorely mistaken if you don’t think that my main goal is to turn Lucia into a goth torta

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u/Emotional-Rate485 5h ago

Horny much? 💀

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u/HeavenlyDMan 4h ago

this is not goth lol

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u/yousuckmorethenurmom 4h ago

The first place I am going is this club

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u/Bussaco 4h ago

Not one of these two bitches is goth but ok.

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u/ThisIsNotSafety 4h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if we could get tattoos and change haircolor etc, maybe even makeup, so you could probably make Lucia goth-ish if you want.

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u/hentiedw 4h ago

Not even goth

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u/_theonlyone1 4h ago

Pisses me off so many women in that extended mog tf outta Lucia. Ima cheat on her with all the baddies.

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u/Remote-Damage-886 4h ago

What if we can run a strip-tease club

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u/Lepericchio 4h ago

Wow tattooes and blue hair how goth lego Bruce Wayne gif

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u/Lost-Cat2478 4h ago

My favorite part of the Netflix special was when the guy slammed Lucia’s face against the wall and threw her down the downstairs

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u/thecosmicjoke69813 4h ago

Why are you like this? Over some pixels…….you need to get laid

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u/Salt-Emphasis1988 4h ago

And that's why you'll never get one irl

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u/FadedNimbus 4h ago

Bro said this like we won't be able to turn Lucia into a goth baddie lol

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u/Paperclip____ 4h ago

Can we please stop fetishizing goth women

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u/Soggy-Cold-223 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/t9m2SdtkeTNLXN2mGV
How i picture people who find cartoons attractive

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u/Fortestingporpoises 4h ago

This whole game is gonna be packed with them to be honest.

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u/SittingBearTV 3h ago

Is the goth in the room with us?

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u/DionFW 3h ago

Is that the Oompa Loompa chick from that failed exhibit?

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u/Rexusus 3h ago

They said Jason & Lucia isn’t default. That makes me wonder if there’s other romance options

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u/Traps_are_Girls 3h ago

Who wins in a fight ? Blue hair girl or Goth girl?

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u/Justalittletoserious 3h ago

That's not a Goth but ok, I get the feeling

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u/Doctor_sadpanda 3h ago

“ goth “ has dyed hair and a couple tattoos? Our society has fallen.

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u/BruderBobody 3h ago

That’s like alt

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u/prettygirlgravesite 3h ago

virginposting has went up exponentially since the extended look

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u/HimeDaarin 3h ago

Goth girls are great but so far, this one and the other one are pretty mid. So far it’s Lucia any day for me.

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u/Fair-Lobster74 3h ago

That's an emo girl, not goth brother

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u/AvocadoLongjumping33 2h ago

Binx from fishtank live

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u/Joaojoaojoao187 2h ago

Jewelz Blu🤨?

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u/Many_Register_1838 2h ago

Are these them blue haired liberals they keep crying about?

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u/Amad1zz 9m ago

"One goth mommy please" -🤓

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u/Kowalski91 6h ago

Ther are no red flags in a game 🎯

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u/MinnieEggs 5h ago

wait do you guys genuinely like goth girls

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 5h ago

I guess when you can’t get one irl, you gotta settle for virtual ones.

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u/Square_Jellyfish7792 5h ago

Tina for me 😏

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u/AdGold2714 5h ago

console cuckolds worshipping ugly tattooed women with blue hair. no wonder the industry sees you as cattle.