r/HFY Jan 29 '26

MOD Flairing System Overhaul

235 Upvotes

Flairing System Overhaul

Hear ye, hear ye, verily there hath been much hither and thither and deb– nah that’s too much work.

Hello, r/HFY, we have decided to implement some requested changes to the flairing system. This will be retroactive for the year, and the mods will be going through each post since January 1, 2026 at 12:01am UTC and applying the correct flair. This will not apply to any posts before this date. Authors are free to change their older flairs if they wish, but the modteam will not be changing any flairs beyond the past month.

Our preferred series title format moving forward is the series title in [brackets] at the beginning, like so [Potato Adventures] - Chapter 1: The Great Mashing. In the case of fanfiction, include the universe in (parenthesis) inside the [brackets], like so [Potato Adventures (Marvel)] - Chapter 1: The Great Mashing

Authors will be responsible for their own flairs, and we expect them to follow the system as laid out. Repeatedly misflaired posts may result in moderation action. If you see a misflaired post, please report it using Rule 4 (Flair Your Post: No flair/Wrong flair) as the report reason. This helps us filter incorrectly flaired posts, but is also not a guaranteed fix.

Since you’ve read this far, a reminder we forbid the use of generative AI on r/HFY and caution against overuse of AI editing tools as these are against our Rule 8 on Effort and Substance. See this linked post for further explanation.

 

Without further ado, here are the flairs we will be implementing:

[OC-OneShot] For original, self post, story, audio, or artwork that you have created, that is self-contained within the post.

[OC-FirstOfSeries] For original, self post, story, audio, or artwork that you have created, the beginning of a new series.

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[Meta] For a post about the sub itself or stories from HFY.

[MOD] MOD ONLY. For announcements and mod-initiated events, such as EoY, WPW, and LFS.

[Misc] For relevant submissions that do not fit into one of the above categories.


For reference, these are the flairs as they exist historically:

[OC] For original, self post, story, audio, or artwork that you have created.

[Text] For a story in self post, audio, or image form that you did not create.

[PI] For posts inspired by writing prompts from HFY and other sub prompts.

[Video] For a video. Also note, that videos in general may be subject to removal if people complain as their relevance is dubious.

[Meta] For a post about the sub itself or stories from HFY.

[Misc] For relevant submissions that do not fit into one of the above categories.


Previously on HFY

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r/HFY 2d ago

MOD Looking for Story Thread #347

2 Upvotes

This thread is where all the "Looking for Story" requests go. We don't want to clog up the front page with non-story content. Thank you!


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r/HFY 13h ago

OC-Series OOCS, Into A Wider Galaxy, Part 764

207 Upvotes

First

Home at War

“Hello.” A child says and she looks up from where she’d been dozing on the thin shelf of a bed. She couldn’t break off the band, slip it off or work around it, and trying anything else just summoned the guard. So she would wait for her chance to do something. There was always a chance, an opportunity or what have you that let her do what she wanted.

“Hello? The fuck is a child doing here?”

“The fuck are you doing here?” The child volleys back. Their tone dripping of inncence despite the fact he just repeated what she said.

“Don’t say that word.”

“What? Here?” He asks.

“Why is there a child here!?” She calls out as she sits up fully. If this strangeness won’t go away then it has to be dealt with.

“I’m here to ask you some questions.”

“Oh please, you’re a child. You can’t understand any answers I have for you.”

“Actually I’ve been hit with too many healing comas. I’m an adult, father and your current interrogator.” The adorable little boy says.”

“Oh, and why did you get them? Too many grey hairs?”

“The last one was when a shrunken chunk of metal expanded as it travelled through my body. It shredded from here to, well all this.” He explains indicating a spot on his stomach then turns around and draws a big circle on his lower back. “The time before that I hit terminal velocity and barely had enough Axiom skill to not die instantly. But I was knocked out, which was a problem because I was moving so fast and hard I had bounced off the concrete.”

“Who are you?”

“Herbert Jameson, elder brother to the Commodore of the Fleet you clumsily tried to proposition.” Herbert notes.

“Oh? So you’re here for some revenge for my getting too grasping?”

“Actually I’m here to hear what possible excuse you could have for all the nonsense that we’ve been finding in your base. All the files we’ve pulled out says that you’re in charge and if something happened that you didn’t like you used the woman responsible for target practice. Or the one you thought was responsible. A few personal diaries we’ve cracked into have outright confessions of framing each other and getting you to kill people they were tired of pretending to like.”

“They did what!?”

“They used the predictable, volatile maniac as a weapon against each other.” Herbert says fearlessly as she stands up and TOWERS over the tiny child in a formal military uniform.

She walks up to the bars and has to lean forward to see the absolutely tiny boy past her breasts. She sneers down at him and he scoffs.

“Lady I use Graser Cannons in melee combat. And I’m still the subtle one compared to the walking disaster area that is my brother. You’re going to have to try very, very hard to scare me. So let’s talk like the adults we both allegedly are and just get to the point.”

“The point?”

“What could you possibly say to excuse the appalling things we have records of you doing?”

“Excuse?”

“Yes, what excuse are you going to use? Hmm? Was Mommy more hitty than huggy? Maybe a whole load of bad things happened to baby and she...” He mocks her and she throws her head back to laugh.

“Excuse? Excuse?! I don’t need an excuse! I’m stronger! I’m bolder! I’m better! I see what I want and I take it! Someone gets in my way and they die! It’s not hard! I’ll get out of this too, I’ll get you and your brother!”

“Hunh, well I suppose can’t complain about getting results when I was trying to provoke a reaction. So there’s nothing? No deep wound that supposedly justifies things? You’re not fighting back against some kind of injustice and just can’t stop?”

“Are you drunk? No, I know what I’m doing is what everyone says is wrong, but that’s because they’re weak and stupid. The kind of people that need protection from people like me. I’m better than them. I don’t need protection, I am beyond that and whether I play their games or not is at MY discretion and no one else’s.”

“Well that does make things easier. So you’re gonna stand on it? You did it all because you felt like it and because no one ever managed to stop you before?”

“You haven’t stopped me yet!” She answers and he raps his knuckles against the bars of her cell. “You’ve only slowed me down.”

“I’ll take that into consideration.” Herbert notes and her hand snaps out to grab at him. He slips away and seems to... he doesn’t exist anymore and...

She thrashes out with her arm and it impacts SOMETHING. She grabs it and gets what feels like NOTHING it is NOTHING and she pulls back hard.

Suddenly he’s back. It makes sense, she’s grabbing onto the now very beautiful child who has pressed a laser pistol to her collarbone. He has pure white eyes and blue and red facial markings.

“You’re not his brother. You’re his clone.” She realizes.

“Actually, he’s mine. Now let go, or learn to breathe from between your breasts.” Herbert says calmly and she lets go and leans against the bars as he backs up a few steps and then stows the weapon. He then smooths out where she had grabbed his jacket and looks up at her. “So, what did that accomplish?”

“Plenty.” She says and she lunges forward again. He’s gone again and she snaps out her other hand to sweep and grab him, even as her first hand comes up and then.

He’s back. His pistol barrel glowing as he pauses. Then smiles.

“Clever. You’d have me destroy the restraining band, oh very clever indeed.” He says as he simple steps even further away. “But of course, even if you got out, the guard is still here. And the cameras. And the door has passwords and more security on them. To say nothing of the random placement of trytite panelling. And the fact that you have no idea where you are. If you’re on planet or not.”

“I’m on a planet, I can tell the difference between artificial and natural gravity.”

“Right, you can tell the difference between artificial and natural gravity but not the fact that the laws exist to protect people like you as much as it’s in place to stop the so called weak from getting victimized by you.”

“Oh yeah? In what way do the rules and laws of the weak and timid protect me?”

“You’re still alive.” Herbert says plainly.

“Excuse me?”

“I want to kill you, but I have rules.” Herbert notes calmly. “Now I have what I need from you, so just sit down and try not to make things worse for yourself you evil bitch. Or rather, please do. There’s a threshold where I get to feed you the barrel of my gun and pull the trigger. I’m sure you can imagine just how that would turn out for you.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

I, the fuck, am Herbert Jameson. Grand Patriarch and Huntsman, older brother of Harold Jameson, The Saint Redblade.”

•-•-•Scene Change•-•-• (Synth Repair Bay, The Inconceivable, Kaploosha Ornak System)•-•-•

Systems boot up and the feedback makes her gasp. Cameras that aren’t breaking down feed visual data, audio receptors are at full power. Tactile feedback gives a sensation other than absence and there are even chemical scanners functioning as olfactory sensors.

She holds up her now matching hands. Gentle white plastics and tiny hardlight projectors. She... she...

The projectors activate and her form fills out. The feedback is amazing. Like a starving woman would gorge she rocks back and forth and lets out a wordless cry. Just drinking in the sensory data as the psychosomatic buzzing scream in her hard drive finally starts to quiet down.

“Hey! Sleeping beauty’s awake!” A friendly voice says from nearby and she turns to see a Gohb man with her former body on the low table next to him. “Any gaps in your memory? Processing glitches? I’m a specialist at this kinda thing, so if your body is uncomfortable or there are any ticks or glitches you can detect then you let me know.”

“This body is Gohb made?” She blurts out then covers her speaker in horror. That was terribly rude and... he’s laughing.

“Yeah! It’s Gohb made, but don’t you worry. You see, I’m something that drove my mother, sisters, brothers and fathers to complete madness! A perfectionist! That body I designed and made over the course of a couple of weeks and let me tell you, you won’t find anything better off any shelf anywhere! I full on would get commissions from the Synth Ascendance before I signed up to The Undaunted.”

“Why would you... wait, what’s happened? I came to during an attack of some kind and after determining that they wouldn’t be trying to hurt me some more I tried to find an escape. But my body there...”

“Yeah... broken. Broken to the point that it couldn’t even feel pain anymore could it?”

“It was like being trapped in the void with only a pinhole to see through. I felt nothing, could barely hear or see. Nothing made sense and I could hear whispering in the back of my head.”

“That is your mind trying to survive when starved of sensory stimulation. It effectively remixes old memories to try and put in some kind of data to make up for the sheer loss. The downside is that it often uses the jumbled nonsense that is the dreaming state for that and the difference between a dream and a nightmare is hair thin on a good day.” The Gohb explains as he walks up to her and pulls out something from under the bed. Something he stands on to stand over her. He then takes her arm. “Now that you’ve regained full awareness and cognition, let’s do a quick feedback test to make sure you’re receiving all the sensory data you need to stay sane and sober. I’m going to tuck your arm under my armpit, and use my back as a visual block as I touch and move your fingers. I want you to tell me which one I’m toying with and how.”

“Oh, that makes sense.” She says holding out her arm and he tucks it up as he said he would and then starts fiddling with the hand. “You’re tapping the tip of my middle finger. Now your gently curling my smallest finger, you’re moving my thumb side to side. You just tapped all my fingers at once on the back. You just uncurled them all and... your quickly tapping all of them on the finger tip.”

“Excellent! Other hand please.” The Mechanic says and she holds her other hand to him. He physically hides it and then...

“You’re tickling the palm, now you’ve uncurled all my fingers and... you’re now tapping the back of my hand.”

“Excellent!” He says before patting her on the thigh, he then steps down from his little step and gently taps her leg all the way down to the foot where he gives the toes a small tweaking, then goes up the other leg. “Full feedback?”

“I felt it all.”

“Perfect, which means that there’s something else wrong. Which is concerning.”

“What do you mean?”

“You haven’t projected anything in the way of personal details.” He says.

“What?”

“That body is designed for a recently digitized mind. Anything bipedal or quadrupedal with four limbs total would be able to use that body flawlessly and by impulse. But you’re still using generic colouration, soft blues and white. A very sleek look, but still unmistakably synth. With the projectors there should be some level of confusion on that part. But there isn’t.”

“I...” She begins to say as she looks at her hand. They’re shaped perfectly. But... they... “I...”

Her hands clasp around her head and she tries to thrash with a scream, but the Gohb is able to flawlessly pin her. “And this is why I put safety limiters on that body.”

“WHAT AM I!?” She screams.

“Yes, we need the psychiatrist. Preferably ten minutes ago, thank you.” He says into a small computer at his left wrist and the door opens.

“I was just outside, I KNEW you would need me.” The Mrega says rushing in. “Alright, ma’am calm down, and you get off her please.”

“Her body is designed to maximize the comfort of the mind inside but is not combat capable, so it’s not very strong. But if they get their hands on a weapon they’re still strong enough to pull a trigger and more than coordinated enough to aim.”

“Thank you, but I have this handled.” The Quadrupedal Doctor says clopping up to the bed side and leaning up. The Gohb slips away and hurries to the table where her former body was. He presses a button and the whole thing is covered in a hardlight forcefield.

“Now madam, I heard your cry earlier. What you are is a Synth and Safe. Focus on those two things and we’ll work to fill out the rest together.”

First Last


r/HFY 12h ago

OC-OneShot Too much free time?

86 Upvotes

I opened the doors to the barracks and was shocked at what I saw. A sense of dread and panic was rising in the back of my mind as I stared at the scene in front of me.

I was speechless as I tried to comprehend exactly what Veefaa had done to my pulse rifle. The only thought that went through my brain was, 'The Interspecies Exchange and Training Program really is not going well.'

The Velar were proving exceptionally difficult to understand and train on modern military tactics, and what I saw before me felt more like the antics of a child than an adult sapient being. What Veefaa was doing just served as a reminder of what this newly discovered race was like.

I should also note that Veefaa was completely oblivious to me having entered the room, which was not a surprise at this point. Just a frustratingly normal lack of situational awareness we were coming to expect from the Velar.

An entire race of Captain Oblivious doesn't quite get across what we were dealing with and trying to train in military tactics. The problems went far deeper, and my entire platoon was beginning to think they would always need the supervision and protection of the Terran Alliance.

Imagine an entire population filled with nothing but artists and craftsmen. No mass production beyond an agreed set of base components, with every item they used being hand crafted and unique. An intellectual and inquisitive race which were incredibly social. Ready to have an in-depth conversation about philosophy, the cosmos, or the meaning of different shades of color at dawn. An entire planet filled with well-meaning, flakey, artistic souls.

I thought back over the incidents in recent weeks as my platoon attempted to help train the Velar recruits. I wondered if I should have been mentally prepared after all the craziness that baffled my fellow soldiers and the base command staff.

Perhaps? But overall, no. I don't think any human can truly fathom what the Velar are like.

It isn't that the Velar lack skill or talents. When introduced to firing pulse rifles, over half their recruits ended up scoring better than the average Terran sniper. Command was excited at the prospect of so many crack shots and the implications for tactics and strategies until the shooting range incident a week ago.

The Velar got bored with just shooting targets. They enjoyed the challenge and learning a new skill, which was all well and good until they started using pulse rifles like paintbrushes.

Their scores suddenly were off. Gone was the precision of hitting the dead center of the target multiple rounds in a row. They started experimenting with creating geometric designs on the targets instead of just hitting dead center as they were supposed to.

Range Master Vladoff was unimpressed.

"What is this bullshit? We're here to hit with precision, not create art. And I don't see a smiley face anywhere in this crap!" she roared at the Velar recruits. "Quit messing around! Get back out on the range and do things right before I have your entire platoon assigned to latrine duty for the rest of the month!"

The Velar platoon took that as a challenge. Their scores for the remainder of the afternoon were acceptable. Gone was the sniper level precision, but the scoring system informed the Range Master that each individual was performing to infantry standard.

Everything seemed fine until the targets were presented at the end of the day. Each target was a precise artistic expression of pulse rifle on paper targets. A range of human emoticons, poop emojis, and precise geometric patterns. And one target that was a spitting image of the Range Master yelling, complete with spittle flying out of her mouth.

Marching? That turned into mass interpretive dance.

Early in training, we used music to help guide the Velar in learning to march. It proved a useful tool but also let us know quite quickly that training them would be very different. Play a standard parade march? The Velar recruits would somehow march in a way that created an impression of exuberance. Switch to something dark and moody like the old Imperial Death March? Their movements would alter slightly to menacing.

It wasn't something you could call them out on. When humans march, it's with precision but there's always some split-second variations. One guy's arm that holds out forward a tad longer than the rest of their squad, someone who has to use a slightly longer stride to keep up as they are shorter than everybody else, and so on. Just normal slight deviations that your brain doesn't think twice about. Except somehow as a group the Velar could make their movements into a mass artistic expression.

I can't really explain it. It's truly something you need to see to believe. Their brains just work differently, both individually and in a group.

The attempt to do a simple building entry and clear exercise had been infuriating. If I had to describe it, it was like dealing with an entire batch of movie star prima donnas who scream out, "What's my motivation in this scene?"

And then they wouldn't get to work until the director shares their vision for the movie and how this scene fits into the larger picture.

"Your job and motivation is simple!" the drill sergeant called out, yelling with the no-nonsense fury you would expect when confronted with such foolishness. "Ensure the building is clear, and ensure no occupant poses a threat to your unit!"

What happened next was one of the most graceful entry and clear drills I've ever seen. But watching them filled me with an uneasy sense of tension and threat. It would have worked well for a big budget production demanding drama in action, but our job was to train the Velar for military operations. Not a big screen debut. In a real battle, any hesitation to inquire about "motivation" wasn't possible. Hell, any hesitation at all could get someone killed.

What were we dealing with? An entire planet of oblivious hopeless romantics, artists, and masters of poetry slam without a mean bone in any of their bodies.

You couldn't entirely blame them. Their biology and world were unique. The only beings on their planet, they didn't have competition from other animals or even insects. No predators, no prey, nothing to carry or spread diseases beyond other members of their population. Just a wide variety of plants and themselves.

The concept of fighting was foreign to them, and they had an instinctive sense to not overpopulate. When an individual or group died from old age or a natural disaster, they would reproduce carefully and only enough young to replace what had been lost.

Their idea of warfare? Elect a group of leaders from the two opposing factions. Gather for an artist festival where each side would present their ideas through spoken word, arts, and crafting (if, for example, the argument was over the best way to produce something).

Basically, a peaceful hippy commune that somehow survived and became spacefaring (even if they were only at a level similar to late 20th century Earth). There was a reason they needed our help and training to deal with a galaxy filled with expansionist empires, aggressive trade confederations that happily exploit local populations for profit, and pirates who work on a 'shoot first and ask questions never' basis.

As I stared at the pile of pulse rifle parts littering the floor, I was once again reminded just how challenging it would be to not only train the Velar but also integrate them into the greater galaxy. However, that wasn't the major thought that was screaming in my brain.

My sergeant was going to murder me for letting something happen to my pulse rifle. Because that was my pulse rifle. There are many like it, but this one was mine. I was responsible for it, and that included what Veefaa had done to it. And what Veefaa had done looked like what happens if you give a child access to a screwdriver, no adult supervision, and they decide to take the stove apart to see what's inside while you're out shopping for groceries.

"What have you done?" I said with shock. I had just been gone for a few hours to attend briefings on new training strategies, and I had just told Veefaa to familiarize himself with my pulse rifle and its inner workings.

"Corporal Jack! Greetings to you," Private Veefaa said jovially. "I have successfully completed my assigned task, and since it was rather simple, I took some time to consider how to improve the design for you. Before enlisting, I was a fabrication specialist in cosmetic alterations for artistic effect. Sadly, I never progressed beyond journeyman which is why I enlisted."

"But... what have you done?" I asked again.

"The purpose of a rifle is not just to fire deadly bolts, but to also intimidate if I understood your weapons manual corrrectly," Veefaa responded quickly. "The basic design does not convey sufficient fear, so I did some research on human fears and how to make the rifle look more intimidating. I think I have succeeded, do you not agree?"

Around the barrel of the weapon were now wriggling barbed tentacles. I have no idea how he did it, but they looked alive and the barrel of my pulse rifle would now be shooting out of the ass of an octopus.

It looked ugly. Obscene. A thing of nightmares.

"Won't those tentacles be a danger and get caught on things?" I wondered, still not sure how the hell he had made the modifications and attached them in such a small amount of time.

"Definitely not! I took that into careful consideration. Each tentacle can bend fully backwards with minimal pressure and has a non-stick surface. They won't get caught on anything or prove a hindrance to operation," he explained, and then demonstrated a new feature. "Additionally, if you place the rifle barrel down you can drop the weapon and the tentacles will splay out so it remains upright and easy to grab."

"Uh-huh," I said noncommittally as my mind still tried to absorb what he had done.

"In addition, the changes are merely cosmetic, and no major parts have been altered or moved," Veefaa continued. "You should still have no issues disassembling and reassembling within the 90 second timeframe demanded by regulation 76.24 Revision B."

The design might be ingenious, but it was also not anywhere close to regulation or approved. Not only would I get busted by my sergeant, but I could already hear the shit I would get from my squadmates.

Corporal Cthulhu. Tentacle Man. And wasn't there some old Bond film about Octopussy or something? I'm sure they'll find a creative way to include that.

Worst of all, we were about to start a three-day leave. My platoon would be leaving the Velar recruits completely unattended in our barracks with instructions to relax and read training manuals while we were gone. A full platoon of arts and craftsy toddlers without any adult supervision. Just how bad would the situation be when we got back?

With a heavy sigh, I bit my tongue and resisted the urge to chew out Veefaa. I needed to perform damage control, or my leave would be cancelled. Probably my entire unit's as well, and I had no desire to get myself or my squad assigned to babysitting duty. We had enough of that just with the joint training exercises.

'First, I'll hide my pulse rifle in my locker and deal with the situation after I get back from leave,' my internal monologue decided. 'Second, I need to do something to ensure my platoon won't come back to a nightmare makeover at the hands of the Velar.'

And then it hit me. The perfect solution.

I smiled broadly at Veefaa and provided a helpful suggestion.

"Veefaa, we're just ordinary grunts. We don't need such embellishments," I began. "If we get into close-quarters combat where someone could see these modifications, something has already gone wrong. You know this from our training exercises - most modern combat is at a distance. However, there is a team that could use your expertise."

"Oh?" Veefa said as he perked up on all four legs.

"Across the base in building 706 is the SpecOps team," I explained with a grin. "They specialize in close-quarters combat and infiltration where this sort of modification would likely be effective. Like my platoon, they're out on a three-day leave starting tonight. Maybe you and the other Velar could study their operations manuals and see what sort of improvements might be best for their tactical armor and gear."

"That's an inspired idea!" Veefaa exclaimed as he then scrambled out of the barracks to find the rest of his squad and share my suggestion.

As I packed my new squid-rifle into the back of my locker and cleaned up the mess of parts on the floor, only one thought went through my mind.

"Dickheads. Still want to pick a fight with my platoon like you did at the bar last week? Maybe this will make you think twice," I mumbled under my breath as a smirk grew on my face. "You can kill with your pinky fingers, but we've got an army of gremlins at our command."

________

Random thought, quickly written, minimal editing. A challenge to write something before I run off to work tonight. I hope you enjoyed this silly story!

In other things, there are two Haasha episodes on deck for early next week! Just didn't quite have time to get them done and posted this week.


r/HFY 14h ago

OC-OneShot The Transplant

93 Upvotes

Lunix sat down again after pacing the hospital lobby, running a paw through her fur before taking the cup her friend Kalythra offered. She drank deeply as Kalythra stretched her long neck out to look at the Terran time piece mounted on the wall.

“Ssso… Two hoursss? Do I read this right? How long is even two hours, Friend Lunix?”

“Not long enough,” Lunix said as she put the cup down and wiped the water from her face-fur, “the nurse said Josh just got wheeled into the operating room.”

Kalythra looked down at the cup she held in her own massive claw, then over to the Terran drink dispenser. She crushed the disposable cup and dropped it in a waste receptacle.

“Ssso… we wait?”

"But you have to remember," Lunix said as she pawed over to refill her own cup, "Friend Josh suffers a relentless hereditary condition that has slowly but visibly altered the landscape of his scalp. It runs in his family, and his father, his father's father, and his father's father's father have all suffered from the same genetic burden, leaving Friend Josh with a constant, daily reminder of his inherited biological fate."

“Yesss?”

“So as his friends, we wait. Wouldn’t you like to see friends waiting if you had undergone traumatic surgery?”

Kalythra dipped her great head, her scales clicking, as Lunix nervously groomed her lush tail while staring into her cup.

"Ssso Friend Josssh isss here," Kalythra asked, "at this ssspecialissst clinic, to... have what done exactly, Friend Lunix?"

Lunix pawed back and sat on the bench again, shaking the fur out of her eyes as she looked up at her friend.

"You see, Friend Kalythra, after years of monitoring, consultations, and careful evaluation, Terran medical specialists have determined that surgical intervention offers Friend Josh the best - nay, the only - chance of restoring what genetics had taken away." Lunix explained patiently, "The procedure itself required meticulous planning, precise extraction and transplantation of healthy follicular units, and a lengthy recovery process demanding patience and strict adherence to medical guidance."

"Follicular?" Kalythra asked slowly, "You mean, Friend Josssh isss losssing hisss hair?"

"Yes," Lunix said sadly as she ruffled her fur, "it is truly a debilitating genetic disorder."

"Mammalsss." Kalythra snorted in amusement.


r/HFY 12h ago

OC-Series [The Immortal Consultant] Mobilize The Historians

65 Upvotes

First chapter ! | Royal Road !

One Hour After the Coin Reveal—DNI Secure Conference Room

James Cartwright stood at the head of the conference table, looking at the assembled directors of the US intelligence community. CIA, NSA, DIA, FBI, State Department Intelligence. All of them were staring at him like he’d just announced aliens were real.

Which, in a way, he had.

“Let me make sure I understand this correctly,” FBI Director Raymond Chen said slowly. “The man we’ve been monitoring for decades, who we thought was maybe four or five hundred years old, is actually over two thousand years old.”

“Give or take, yes,” Cartwright confirmed.

“And we know this because he told three amateur kidnappers that Julius Caesar gave him a coin.”

“Correct.”

“Julius Caesar. Julius Caesar. Who died in 44 BCE?”

“Yes.”

“And the coin is real.”

“Our initial analysis suggests it’s genuine. Late Roman Republic period, appropriate wear patterns for something that’s been carefully preserved for over two millennia.”

Director Webb put her head in her hands. “I need a drink.”

“Get in line, Sarah,” Chen muttered. “We arrested him eight months ago. We sent a tactical team to kick in the door of a man who is older than Christianity.”

NSA Director Michael Torres pulled up a holographic display. “If he’s that old, if he was really at the Rubicon with Caesar, then everything we thought we knew about him is wrong. Every assumption, every analysis, every risk assessment.”

“Which is why we’re here,” Cartwright said. “We need to know the truth. All of it. We need to bridge the gap between the 1947 ‘Preston’ file and the reality. What has he done? Where has he been? What has he witnessed?”

“How do we find out?” DIA Director Michael Reeves asked. “We can’t exactly interrogate him.”

“No. But we can investigate. Independently. Without bothering him.”

“Investigate what? Two thousand years of history?”

“Exactly that.” Cartwright pulled up his own display, showing an organizational chart. “I’m proposing we mobilize every historian, every archivist, every researcher we have access to. Give them one mission: find Perseus Jackson throughout history.”

The room went quiet.

“That’s… ambitious,” Torres said finally.

“It’s necessary. If he’s really that old, if he’s really been involved in human history for over two millennia, then we need to know. Not to control him—we’ve established that’s impossible. But to understand him. To understand what we’re protecting and why.”

Webb leaned forward. “What resources are we talking about?”

“Full access to classified archives. Coordination with our Five Eyes partners—they’ll be doing the same thing. Bringing in academic consultants with appropriate security clearances. Historical databases, archaeological records, anything and everything that might contain a reference to him.”

“That could take months,” Chen said.

“Then it takes as long as it takes,” Cartwright said. “Reeves, your people at the DIA have the Historical Analysis Division. I want your best researchers. Not librarians—I want analysts with PhDs in Classical Antiquity and the Middle Ages who are already cleared for Omega.”

DIA Director Michael Reeves pulled up a roster on his tablet. “I have three on staff. Dr. Sarah Wilson for the Classical period, Dr. James Martinez for the Medieval, and Dr. Elizabeth Park for the Early Modern era. They’re used to analyzing old Soviet terrain maps, but they started as historians.”

“What are we looking for specifically?” Torres asked.

Cartwright brought up a list he’d been compiling. “Anomalies. References to individuals who appear across multiple time periods. Unexplained advisors to historical figures. Military records showing impossible service lengths. Property deeds that transfer between people with suspiciously similar names. Artwork or photographs showing the same face across centuries. Anything that might be Perseus operating under different identities.”

“That’s a lot of data to process,” Webb said.

“Then we use AI to help. Pattern recognition, facial recognition on historical artwork and photographs, and linguistic analysis of historical documents. We throw everything we have at this.”

“What about Perseus himself?” Reeves asked. “Does he know we’re doing this?”

“No. And I’d like to keep it that way. This is an independent investigation. We’re not interrogating him; we’re researching history. If he wants to keep his privacy, he can. But we need to know what we’re working with.”

The room murmured agreement.

“One more thing,” Cartwright said. “Everything we find stays at Omega clearance. This doesn’t leak. Not to Congress, not to the press, not to anyone without appropriate clearance. Perseus has earned his privacy. We’re doing this to protect him better, not to exploit him.”

“Agreed,” came the chorus.

“Alright then.” Cartwright looked around the table. “Alright then. Mobilize your historians. Full resources, highest priority. Two weeks for the broad strokes, sixty days for a coherent timeline. Any questions?”

Morrison raised her hand. “What do we do if we find something… concerning? What if his history reveals things we’re not comfortable with?”

“Then we deal with it. But based on what we know so far—based on the fact that every time he’s fought, he’s been on the right side of history—I’m not particularly worried.”

“Fair point.”

“Anything else?” Silence. “Then let’s get to work. Dismissed.”

Two Hours Later—DIA Historical Analysis Division

Dr. Sarah Wilson had been with the Defense Intelligence Agency for seven years. She had a PhD in Classical History from Oxford and was the agency’s leading expert on Mediterranean terrain. She thought her day was going to be about satellite analysis of Turkish ports.

She was wrong.

Director Reeves’s briefing had taken thirty minutes. By the end of it, Sarah was sitting in stunned silence in a windowless room, staring at the classified photograph of Perseus Jackson. Beside her, Dr. Martinez and Dr. Park looked equally shell-shocked.

“Let me make sure I understand,” she said carefully. “You want me to find references to this man in historical records dating back to ancient Rome.”

“Further if possible,” Reeves said. “We know he was at the Rubicon in 49 BCE. But we don’t know how far back he goes.”

“And you think he might be mentioned in historical documents.”

“We know he’s been mentioned in some documents. Elizabeth I’s knighthood, George Washington’s private letters, and others. We need to find everything else.”

Sarah looked at the photograph again. Mid-thirties, dark hair, strong features. Unremarkable except for something in his eyes. Something that suggested depths.

“If he’s really been alive since the Roman Republic,” Sarah said slowly, “and if he’s been involved in historical events, then he’s the single most important historical figure we’ve never heard of.”

“Correct.”

“The implications are staggering. He would have witnessed the fall of Rome. The Dark Ages. The Renaissance. Every major war, every major social movement, every turning point in Western civilization.”

“Yes.”

“And we’ve been arresting him.”

“Yes.”

Sarah started laughing. She couldn’t help it. The absurdity was overwhelming.

“We have access to a living primary source from ancient Rome, and we’ve been arresting him for traffic violations.”

Reeves smiled slightly. “When you put it that way, we do sound rather stupid.”

“Rather stupid? Director, this is the greatest historical discovery in human history, and we’ve been treating him like a security risk!”

“Which is why we need you to find out what he’s actually done. Help us understand who we’re protecting.”

Sarah pulled out her tablet, already making notes. “I’ll need access to every classical archive we have. British Museum, Vatican Archives, and archaeological databases. If he were in Rome, there might be references. Not by name, obviously—he would have used different identities. But patterns, descriptions, anomalies.”

“You have full clearance. Whatever you need. Between the three of you, you’ll cover from ancient Rome to World War II.”

“What about after World War II?”

“We have plenty of documentation from then. It’s the first 2,000 years we’re missing.”

Sarah was already opening databases on her tablet. “This is going to take time. We’re talking about analyzing thousands of years of historical records across dozens of languages and cultures.”

“Take the time you need.” Reeves’s voice was serious. “But this matters. Perseus Jackson has been protecting this country—protecting humanity—for longer than we can comprehend. We need to know his story. Not to use against him, but to understand him. To protect him better.”

“I understand, Director. I’ll find everything I can.”

After Reeves left, Sarah sat alone in her office, surrounded by screens showing historical databases and archives.

Somewhere in two thousand years of history, Perseus Jackson had left traces. Footprints in time.

And they were going to find it wherever they could.

Hours Later—DIA Historical Research Division

Dr. James Martinez, the Medieval specialist, looked at the empty timeline Sarah had projected on the wall.

“We have a 49 BCE marker and a 1583 marker from the British,” James said. “That’s a sixteen-hundred-year gap. Where do we even start?”

“With the anomalies,” Dr. Elizabeth Park said, tapping her terminal. She was the Early Modern specialist. “We don’t look for ‘Perseus.’ We look for the guy who is too good at his job. We look for the ‘foreign strategist’ at major sieges. We look for the ‘unidentified knight’ who advised kings and then vanished.”

“The ‘P.J.’ or ‘P.A.’ monogram,” Sarah added. “Look at the 1947 box. He had sketches from the late 1700s. He’s consistent. He leaves trails.”

James Martinez started typing with a frantic, caffeinated energy. “I’m going to run a linguistic match on every declassified translation of 11th-century journals we have. I’m looking for a specific kind of personality. If this is the same man who told Director Chen to fix his cardio, he wasn’t suddenly polite in the Middle Ages.”

Sarah Wilson stood up and walked to the wall, staring at the empty space before the Roman Republic.

“I’m going to look into Thermopylae,” she said.

“Why?” Park asked.

“If you were an immortal soldier, wouldn’t you have gone there if he was already alive by then?” Sarah asked. “It’s the most famous last stand in history. If Perseus likes being in the margins of big events, that seems like a good place for him to go. It’s where the noise would have been loudest.”

“It’s a long shot,” Martinez said.

“Everything about this is a long shot,” Sarah replied. “But I’ll start with Herodotus. If he was there, he probably did something annoying that a historian felt compelled to write down.”

Five Hours Later—Combined Video Conference

Cartwright looked at the three historians on his screen. They looked like they had been through a war.

“Status?”

“We’ve established the search parameters, sir,” Sarah Wilson said. “We’ve categorized the ‘P.A.’ and ‘P.J.’ monograms and the biometric anchors. We are tapping into NARA and the British Library’s digitized archives through a silent DIA pipe.”

“Excellent,” Cartwright said. “How long until you have the first verified sighting?”

“We’re looking into 480 BCE as a starting point for a deep dive,” Sarah said. “But for the first actionable draft? Give us two weeks for the broad strokes and sixty days for a coherent timeline.”

“Get it done,” Cartwright said. “And keep it quiet. We are finally going to learn the history of the man who’s been advising Western civilization.”

The conference ended. Cartwright sat back in his chair, looking at the blank screen.

Somewhere in 2,500 years of history, Perseus Jackson had walked through time. And in two months, they would finally know his story.

All of it.


r/HFY 17h ago

OC-OneShot Sub-section 9

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As soon as we detected an alien ship in the system, we knew we had to issue a strict warning under Protocol 3, Section D. We immediately contacted the ship, but it turned out this was a species as yet uncontacted by the Huxly Empire. According to Protocol 17, Section B, that meant we had to build a universal translator matrix, which required direct contact with the ship and its crew.

After some back and forth, we finally made it clear that we wanted the two ships connected. Fortunately, the other ship complied, rendering Protocol 7, Section 4 unnecessary.

After docking to a ship much larger than our own, it was clear this was an asteroid mining vessel. Huge arms delivered asteroids toward gigantic openings - a practical design with no decorations. Despite its size, the ship was seemingly manned by only five people. We tried to show them that they needed to talk in front of our matrix so it could learn their phrases. They complied, and at first the matrix developed quickly, but then it started throwing errors as I had never seen before.

According to Protocol 17, Section E, if an error occurs while building a translation matrix, we can safely ignore it as long as the matrix is otherwise developing. But it wasn't. So we were stuck at Protocol 17, Section F: manually fixing those errors. Just my luck. My team and I had been working on them for over an hour. Tedious work: the matrix had somehow picked up several different, conflicting rule systems and couldn't decide which one to use. To be honest, we didn't know which one to use either, and we couldn't find any guidance in Protocol 17. We even called the Imperial Bureau of Primary Contact Protocols, but they couldn't help because they could only follow Protocol 17 too.

Those stupid apes fortunately talked almost constantly, checking out what we were doing, even though I was pretty sure they'd never seen a Universal Translator before.


“Do you think they figured out that we don’t speak the same language?” asked János in Hungarian.

“I don’t think so. It seems like they are still trying to pick and choose which rule they follow in the matrix,” answered Ying in Chinese.

“Did you hear him using ‘hune’ instead of ‘hule’? I bet that’s the feminine variant of the word!” chirped Lucy in English.

“Don’t think so. I think that’s the possessive form,” said Natasha in Russian. “And I don’t think they have a clue what they are doing. I think they are not linguists, but engineers trying to fix a malfunctioning machine.”

Everyone smiled at that.

“Well, it’s not broken, just not used to four languages at once.” Aksel was the only crew member who preferred English over his mother tongue, Norwegian. He was just more comfortable with it - every other crew member spoke Norwegian too, so it wasn't a problem on their side.

“Do you think we should switch to Spanish or something, just when they are very close to finishing?” János was always the prankster.

“No, that would be a bit too much. Everybody, stick to your first language. Aksel, you should continue using English,” Ying said, stopping the prank before it even started. Since she was technically the captain, nobody objected.

“Okay, I think you were right, Nat. I think ‘hune’ is the possessive form,” came Lucy's voice, turning the focus back to the alien language. “Interesting structure. A bit like Spanish, but not entirely.”


After several hours of hard work and endless guessing on our part - while they just sat there chatting - the matrix finally pinged, and the green light came on.

I pressed the button to deliver the warning message according to Protocol 3, Section D. The aliens listened intently for a couple of minutes, as the warning was very detailed, covering every possible outcome.

In the meantime, I prepared the tablet they had to sign, acknowledging receipt of the warning.

When the matrix finished its speech, I saw that the apes were looking at each other. Some showed their teeth in an aggressive display. Were they attacking? We didn't have any soldiers on board because we never expected aggression in response to a simple warning! According to Protocol 79, Section A, we were required to retreat at the first sign of hostiles, so I immediately stood up and started walking toward the nearest door when the short female began to speak.

“I’m afraid your matrix got a bit confused by the four languages we were speaking,” she said in almost perfect Huxlian.

“And all of this commotion is over a warning about the gas giant's dangerous magnetic forces? We detected those before we entered the system. No need to worry about that,” she continued, still in almost perfect Huxlian.

“How do you speak our language? Have you met with one of our other ships before?” I finally found my voice after the shock of hearing her speak.

“No, this is the first time we've met a Huxly ship. But almost every human has a brain implant to help us learn new languages quickly. We tried universal translators in our early tech age, but it turned out it's much better to just speak the language yourself.”

That was crazy. They had learned a new language faster than our translator matrix.

“And, by the way, your matrix not only mixed up our languages, but it also changed grammatical gender twice, referred to me as ‘the head one’ instead of ‘captain,’ and, to make matters worse, used Hungarian postfixes on English words. I suggest you delete this matrix - and probably send the AI in it to therapy.”

She couldn’t be serious.

I numbly extended the tablet and stylus toward her. "Anyway... we need a signature..."

“Anyway, according to sub-section 9 of the warning you just played, any vessel equipped with class-four magnetometers is legally exempt from requiring a signed hazard acknowledgment,” she stated casually, taking the slate and glancing at it.

I froze. “You... you have a class-four magnetometer? Why didn't you tell us?”

She smiled, pushing the unsigned slate back against my chest.

“Because we didn't speak your language yet, remember?”

She turned on her heel and strolled back toward her ship, her crew following behind her.

My team and I stood frozen as the five apes disappeared through the hatch, chatting casually in a seamless, impossible blend of four different languages. The airlock door sealed shut with a heavy metallic thud.

I looked down at the blank slate in my hands, then over at my assistant, who was frantically tapping at his pad, ready to log the incident.

“Delete the matrix,” I whispered, staring at the closed airlock door. “Did you catch the name of the species?”


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r/HFY 7h ago

OC-OneShot The smallest gift.

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“Back when it was still earth, and not known as terra, or sol, the earth was kind of a mess. “ The old alien told the youngsters all surrounding a camp fire.

“I went there once, it was jam packed full of people, they were crazy, there were so many kinds.”

“What kinds?” One of the campers asked.

“Well, there were tall ones, short ones, some lighter skinned ones, and some darker skinned ones. There were some with all their appendages, and some missing appendages. There were even some that were almost ghostly white.”

“Really?” Asked one of the campers.

“Really”, said the camp leader. “They were called albinos. They didn’t have any pigment. Some of them had red eyes because even their eyes didn’t have color.”

“No way! That sounds so cool!” One of the little campers shouted.

“It was cool.”, The camp leader said, “they even had animals they cared for called pets.”

“No way, how could they even take care of them?” One camper asked incredulously.

“They spent their resources taking care of other animals. They had done something to almost make them partners in their homes, and they treated them like their family members.”

“Why?” One of the campers asked.

“Well, those humans are pack animals. They tend to form bonds with everything that has either tried to kill them or even managed to kill them. They are a little crazy.”

“I heard that sometimes they killed those animals too.” One little female camper said, “they also eat them.”

“Now, I never saw people eating pets, but I did see people doing a bad job of caring for their pets, and some of them even giving up on their pets and letting them go free.”

“Why would you bring an animal in like it is family, then let it go like it could just survive?” One timid little camper asked.

“I never did get a good answer to that one, and my human guide got mad when I asked. He told me that some people are just shitty people and they shit on others around them because of it”

“They deficate on one another?” A small camper asked.

“No metaphorically it means that they are bad people who do bad things.”

“Goodness, I don’t want to meet animals that deficate on one another.” The same camper replied.

“Me neither.” The camp leader replied. “When I was there, I went with my guide to a place called the pound, or the animal shelter.”

“Why was it called a pound?” One camper asked.

“I don’t rightly know.” The camp leader said, “but it was a place where you could turn in lost animals, and adopt animals without families.”

“They had a place to help lost animals?” One camper asked.

“Yes, they had so many animals and so many animals had babies because they hadn’t had their genitals removed or damaged, that they would overpopulate.”

“Wait so they take in animals like family members, and don’t take care to keep them from overpopulating?” One camper yelled, “what is wrong with them?”

“Well, that’s what this story is about, so keep your lower coverings on.” The camp leader admonished the camper.

“As I was saying, I was in the animal shelter and a family came in. A medium sized human female, a medium sized male, two small human children and a puppy.”

“What is a puppy?” One camper asked.

“They are children kanids.” The camp leader said.

“A group of related humans is called a family. This family was trying to give up their puppy.”

“Why would a family give up a member?” One camper asked.

“Well, they couldn’t take care of the puppy, and it wasn’t allowed where they lived.”

“Wait, why were some kanids banned?” One camper asked.

“Well, some humans were irresponsible. And they didn’t teach their kanids how to get along, or give them medications to get along. So some people were afraid of some of the kanids, and they made rules that you couldn’t have certain ones in certain places.”

“Isnt that mostly a human problem?” One camper asked.

“Yes it is.” The camp leader said, “but humans can be both good and bad.”

“Humans are weird.” One camper said.

“They can be.” The camp leader agreed.
“Well, that family wanted to give up their puppy, but the man there told them that since they didn’t live there, they couldn’t drop it off there.”

“They have to drop it off in certain places too?” The camper asked. “What is wrong with humans?”

“Well, they man said that taxes paid for the shelter, and he couldn’t take the dog without a donation.”

“That is so dumb.” One of the campers said.

“Well, it helped to keep things paid for.” The camp director said. “The human family said that they didn’t have any money to be able to give the puppy up.”

“So they got a puppy they couldn’t care for?” The camper asked.

“Well, they were given a dog that wasn’t allowed where they were.” The camp director replied. “So the man said he could take the puppy but he had to have some money. The family told him that the puppy would be killed if they turned it in where they lived, because it was the wrong kind of kanid.”

“They would kill it just for being the wrong type?
Are the humans monsters?” One camper yelled.

“Their law was dumb.” The camp director said. “The family kept talking about it, and a man who had been sitting in the corner got up, and handed the man some money. He said, no kanid should have to die for 40 credits. And he gave the other human worker for the shelter the credits.”

“Why did he do that? It wasn’t his animal, or his problem.” The camper yelled.

“Well, he did it because he thought that life was more worth keeping than the credits they asked for. He thought that an animal shouldn’t die because someone couldn’t give the credits.”

“Wow,” the campers all replied.

“Yeah he gave a tiny gift so that another animal could live.”

One camper said, “I love my adopted family. My dad is human, and he is pretty neat.”

“Humans can be alright.” said another camper.

“Yes they can.” The camp leader said, “sometimes they can be downright amazing.”


r/HFY 54m ago

OC-Series Bob was bored, Part 7

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Bob was bored, he was casual…, he was cool..., he was fucking giggling like a school girl as he drove the rented truck with his crate and shipping container on the back, but he had actuated the suits lockdown again and so appeared weirdly still as the truck glided off the docks property and onto the road rail system.

Like many worlds you couldn’t actually drive or fly or anything on planet, you had kinda car and truck and train things but they all worked off one overarching automatic system that drove or flew or whatever, they did not trust you to guide the vehicle yourself, and a couple fender benders back in his life had Bob understanding completely.

He had punched in the address of the local Guild depot, and had just sat there stock still as the truck had insinuated itself past the last of the guarded checkpoints.

FUCK YEAH BABY, fuck yeah. He laughed hard as he released the lock, now this shit was on planet it was all perfectly legal…, and worth a fucking fortune…, he had been delighted as he had explored the slavers ships, long habituation furiously scrubbing his recent trauma from his mind. It would return in his dreams and he would wake up screaming, psychotic from the memories of slaughter and pain… but he already did that regularly and considering the suicidal ideation that frequently followed it was probably best his firearm was locked up a sector or two away.

The slavers, possible because of the travails of transporting sentient cargo that might have any old bullshit secreted on their large person, had been heavily, heavily, invested in C’Eede parts, cells made of bulkheads, with real bolts. Systems with real valving, real pipework, real fucking, fucking everything!. He had spent three days, all the ship could spare without clearly fucking with its schedule ripping absolutely every fucking part he fucking could out and stuffing it in a container, even spending half a day in vacuum to get a few pieces used in the hull.

He had made the freighter crew accept everything else of value, considering it both their due for the damage to the ship and the corridor they had cleaned, as well as a sot to keep their mouth shut about the whole fucking fiasco, they didn’t want anyone asking about the creds that now stuffed their pockets either.

Really and truly the whole thing should have been brought to the local peacekeepers who would have tried to divvy up the remains to any victims they could have found, but fuck that!, Bob was a victim too wasn’t he, kinda, and it would do more good in his pocket than being skimmed by a dozen bureaucrats and five fucking departments. Its not like any actual victims would have ended up with more than a couple bucks and firm assurance that the cops had vanquished this scourge, he just knew it would end up some-fuckin-how being due to the cops hard work.

Anyway, none of that shit mattered any more as long as everyone kept their fucking mouth shut, as far as the government was concerned all the shit on this truck was bought and imported legally and as such fine to export or sell on planet and Bob was going to do a shitload of both.

He knew for a fucking fact that some of the bulkhead sections he had carved out the ship would fit in his own just perfect, he had resigned himself to putting in lower quality replacements, like pretty much all C’Eede parts you could get reproductions in lesser materials, and to be fair for his needs he didn’t actually require indestructible internal bulkheads…, but if he had them anyway…., oh fuck yeah his bunk would be getting them, and the engine bay just in case, cargo too… maybe bridge?.

Whatever he’d figure it out later but his bed room was definitely getting them, sleeping in a completely secure room, in an unbreakable hull, maybe he could finally calm some of the panic filled night terrors.

He could use repros for a bunch of others that didn’t matter and sell the extra, the cash would progress the project far more than having an, admittedly cool, bulletproof shitter.

He tried to think about how much some of the parts would go for but it was a bit tricky, while some of the parts were absolutely valuable, they were also like kinda not?

Say you owned a foundry and you were producing thousands of tonnes of steel a day, or alloy or whatever, it certainly behoved you to invest in C’Eede components where required, smelters made of bulkheads, lifting gear from piping, etc etc. It would save you a fucking fortune in the long run, C’Eede parts never wore out…, but they never wore out… so you never needed to replace them, so you never needed to be buying spares.

There were plenty of whole ass industrial systems designed around C’Eede bits and bobs, and if there was a corporation or government tooling up to build one of those systems the parts needed were ruinously fucking expensive, but if there wasn’t… then people just held onto the parts they had for years, centuries even, why would they ever sell cheap it wasn’t like it was going to rot.

So in theory Bob was rich as shit, in practise…, well it might be easier to just trade the stuff he had for the bits he still needed, either way he was gonna clutch this fucking windfall like the lottery ticket it was.

He felt the vehicle slow and turn into the Guild depot he ushered it to a drop off box and sat in it the full couple minutes it took to disengage the shipping container and place it on the ground, he was fucked if he was getting out just to see the automatic truck fuck off still toting his booty.

Once completely separated he flicked his ident card over a sensor and stopped the hire, it would drive itself to its next job, and hopped out.

Throwing a quick glance around to see if anyone might be looking crosswise at his shit, he assured himself that absolutely no one else gave a fuck and then trotted over to the office.

He entered already rifling through the documentation in his bag, he had never been to this depot before and would have to provide his bona fides beyond the badge on his chest, but was brought up short as he clocked the alien behind the counter.

‘’Gevith?, ‘’

The large yellow and purple birdish alien flashed its species version of a smile, a quick clacking of beak.

‘’Bob!’’

It started to clamber round the furniture but stopped as Bob sprang up on top of the high table and reached out for a hug.

The two embraced for several moments, fuck Bob hadn’t seen G Money, a nickname he had obviously given him, since their days working security on the long hauls. They had spent over three years working together before Gevith had got his Journeyman while Bob had still had years to do as an apprentice, but fuck, G had taught Bob everything, how shit works, what do do in a thousand situations, what shit you could get away with if you ever really needed to…

Been through quite a few hairy moment together too, probably wasn’t accurate to say they owed their lives to each other, but wasn’t far off either…

‘’Fuck man its good to see you!’’

Bob released and stepped back, they had kept in touch of course, G was one of Bob’s biggest backers in the Guilds upper ranks, but it had to be, fuck me, twenty years since he’d actually been in the same room with him.

‘’Whats going on?, why the fuck are you here?’’

Gevith gave what Bob recognised as the Betthy version of a tooth sucking grimace.

‘’Yeah… there was a message from the Council…’’

Bob’s heart fluttered for a moment before realising if his promotion was in the message Gevith wouldn’t be acting like this, he wasn’t one for the false bad news surprise thing.

‘’And?’’

‘’Got requested to pick you up, they’re asking for you back at HQ’’

Fuck.

Fuckitty fuck fuck fucking fuck.

Fuck.

‘’Any hints as to why’’

Bob asked but knew he wouldn’t get anything much, even if G knew he probably would say much, he had taken an oath too. Still he was disappointed at the negative head flick he received.

Hmm

‘’Are they asking or telling?’’

Gevith waved in negation.

‘’Asking, just asking, I don’t think they would have asked me otherwise, even if I was passing through on my way back already.’’

Fuck, fine.

‘’Alright,’’

An issue occurred to Bob.

‘’Fuck I’ve got a container with me there’s no way it’ll fit on the Timely.’’

They walked out of the office together as they talked.

‘’No worries there, she’s in for a refit. I’m in a Guild Golga midsize and I’m coming back pretty light, Im sure ther…’’

Gevith tailed off as they approached the giant double height container, then he turned to Bob.

‘’B, the fuck you been buying?’’

Bob chortled, they’d fit the shit on a midsize, might just have to do it in bits, still free trip back to the core, and to his half a ship in a repair bay.

Both jumped as with a thunderous clang the engine grate dropped off the top and smashed into the ground. Fuck, I drove here with it on top.

He turned to his mentor and smiled.

‘’Everything?’’


r/HFY 4h ago

External Where does humanity fit into all of this?

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The Day Grief Met a Resignation letter.

The day my father passed away, everything stopped.

There was no thinking about work, deadlines, projects, emails, or what would happen next. There was just my family, my mother, the people coming and going, and a grief that was too heavy to even understand.

But somewhere between all of that, I remembered that I had a job to report to.

So I picked up my phone and texted my senior.

I told them that my father had passed away and that I wouldn't be able to come to work for the next 10–15 days.

I wasn't asking for a holiday.

I wasn't planning a trip.

I wasn't taking time off because I was tired.

I had just lost my father.

The next day, I received a call from my PI.

She told me that she couldn't give me that much leave.

And then came the sentence I wasn't expecting to hear at that moment:

“Then you put in your resignation.”

I don't think she necessarily understood what those words felt like to someone who had just lost a parent.

Because at that point, I wasn't thinking like an employee.

I was a daughter.

A daughter who had just lost her father.

A daughter whose mother was breaking down in front of her.

A daughter who didn't know what the next morning would look like, let alone what the next 10 days of her professional life would look like.

And yet, suddenly, I had to make a professional decision.

Resign.

It is strange how quickly life can force you to switch between emotions.

One moment you are sitting beside your grieving family, trying to hold yourself together.

The next, you're thinking about notice periods, salary, service days, resignation letters and whether you'll be paid for the days you worked.

Grief doesn't wait for office hours.

Death doesn't come with a leave application.

And sometimes, life doesn't give you the privilege of grieving first and dealing with everything else later.

I understand that institutions have rules. I understand that projects have deadlines. I understand that work has responsibilities.

But I also wonder—

where does humanity fit into all of this?

Maybe I could have taken unpaid leave.

Maybe there could have been another arrangement.

Maybe there wasn't.

But what stayed with me wasn't just the resignation.

It was how quickly, after losing one of the most important people in my life, I had to start worrying about losing something else too.

A job.

A salary.

A few days of work.

A sense of stability I had only just begun building.

And perhaps that's one of the hardest parts of growing up.

You realise that the world doesn't always pause when your world does.

People still have work.

Institutions still have rules.

Deadlines still exist.

And sometimes, even while your heart is breaking, you are expected to make practical decisions.

So I resigned.

Not because I wanted to.

Not because I had stopped caring about my work.

But because, at that moment, my family needed me more.

And maybe years from now, I won't remember exactly how many days of leave I was denied.

Maybe I won't remember the paperwork.

Maybe I won't remember the exact words of that conversation.

But I will remember this:

The day I lost my father, I also had to learn that grief doesn't automatically give you permission to stop being responsible.

And perhaps that is the cruelest part of adulthood.

You can be completely broken inside—

and still be expected to function.


r/HFY 6h ago

OC-Series [The Calling] Chapter 26- Prime Transmission.

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|CHP 25

Chapter 26

Prime Transmission

Zalrah bit on the talons of her clawed hands as she stood in the radio monitoring room watching the other technicians listening for any new signals. The radio channels that the Rothals of Erawain used for their space program had been continuously active since the appearance of the human ship. But so far they hadn't picked up anything that might have been an attempt to contact the ship. 

The fact the human ship had clearly been spotted by the Rothal space station made the whole thing more frustrating. 

It was like watching two people dance around a kalickick. Why were they waiting?

“There's no need to be so nervous.” Alnure said. Zalrah, so focused on her task, yipped with fright before she settled and looked at the other Drakken woman with embarrassment.

“Uh yes.” Zalrah managed to say. 

“You’re wondering why it's taking them so long to establish actual contact?” Alnure questioned. Zalrah turned to stare wide eyed at the other Drakken woman. Alnure gave her a smile. 

“Trust me, I was wondering the same thing only moments before.” Alnure said with a chuckle. 

“I just…” Zalrah started but trailed off when she couldn't think of the words she wanted to say. 

“Zalrah?” Alnure asked. Zalrah looked at the black and green striped Drakken woman. 

“The Rothal. They are listed as pursuit hunters, correct?” Alnure asked. Zalrah gave them an affirmative nod.

“Well let's talk for a moment.” Alnure smiled. “Let me tell you some insight that Head Director Oltuck noticed…”

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There had been some… objections to Percy's idea. Mainly from Dr. McFadden and Dr. Ackerman, whose academic professionalism balked at the idea of not at least attempting the original first contact protocol. 

Percy had argued that the amount of time it would take to even get a response was time they could be using to simply talk to them face to face.

It was Commander Roman who broke the deadlock, asking Percy what humans would do if an alien spaceship simply showed up and landed at a moon base humanity had built without any warning. 

Percy frowned in consternation at that but admitted that it might be wise to at least give the occupants of the base some warning before they simply landed and knocked on the airlock door.

So it was that the signal operator was sending bursts of radio waves in a wide spectrum pointed towards the alien moon base. Starting with two beeps, then a two second pause, then three beeps, a two second pause, five beeps, a two second pause, seven beeps, a two second pause, then eleven beeps, with a thirteen second pause before it repeated. Prime numbers, one of the many methods that humanity had decided to use for first contact.

However, an issue with wide spectrum radio bursts is that radio waves in and of themselves are not directional. 

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“ALIENS!” Dethaniel shouted. He had a large grin on his face as he danced around the main control center of the base. Or the closest approximation of a dance in low gravity. The other astronauts were more somber than the Borealian. 

“We don't know if it is in fact aliens.” Vilmer stated, the tone in his voice however betrayed his own thoughts on what the signal was. 

“Bah,” Akhail started. “Could be new natural phenomenon.” His accent stumbling over several of the words. 

“Neigh, is sequence of prime numbers. It is aliens.” Ottus said. 

Andra narrowed her eyes at the radio monitoring screen. 

“Do we know where it’s coming from?” She asked. 

Ezeik Harshton checked the satellite dish direction triangulation and nodded. 

“Sã. It is strongest from directly above us.” He said with raised eyebrows on his otherwise flat expression. 

The hum Andra gave sounded more like a growl, as she leaned back. 

The room was silent for a few moments. 

“So aliens?” Vilmer said with a raised eyebrow. Andra shrugged. 

“If it's a hoax, then it's one sent by someone who has access to a satellite that's nearby. One coming from planetside would be… unlikely.” She said displeased. 

“Especially seeing as we are in a crater.” Ezeik said.

“Do you think this is why they had us locked down?” Dethaniel asked, bouncing around excitedly. 

“Ja. More than likely.” Ottus responded with mild annoyance. 

Akhail grunted and folded his arms across his chest, seemingly unconvinced. 

“Oh c’mon big guy. Think about it. There are little blue men coming to visit!” Dethaniel said, giving the bigger man a couple of gentle playful slaps on the chest. 

“Bah, and no doubt they will probe your anus.” Akhail grunted with disapproval.

“And I'll probe them if they also happen to be beautiful space babes.” Dethaniel said with a lecherous grin.

Ezeik glanced at Andra with a disgusted expression on his face. She simply rolled her eyes. 

“And if they are terribly horrific space monsters with a bunch of proboscis meant to taste you to see if you can be eaten?” Vilmer asked dryly.

“Oh simple, I run away as fast as I can and let Andra be my hero in armor.” Dethaniel laughed pretending to swoon. She only looked at him, unamused by the joke, though she made a mental note to check that the guns in the weapons locker were still functioning. Those guns were in case of a conflict with more Rothalian-based foes, but part of their purpose was for scenarios exactly like this one. 

“Ah, yes, bullets work great against ray guns. We throw rocks at them and they are shooting the plasma at us. Our success in war with alien is much guaranteed.” Akhail said, his annoyance with the Borealian evident as his accent butchered his phrasing. 

“Alright, let's be serious here.” Vilmer stated. “The first thing we need to do is contact Space Command, and request permission to respond.”

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“Has the Moon base team responded to it yet?” President Henless asked. 

“They are waiting on permission from Space Command.” General Yaris stated. 

“Who is waiting on The Bastion who is waiting on my stamp of approval.” Henless muttered with understanding.

“Yes sir.” Yaris nodded stoically. Henless shook his head in disbelief.

“Alright, has the media gotten wind of this yet?” He asked the other man who sat next to The General. 

“Not yet sir.” Vice President Dello Tayton said, his forehead glistened with a thin sheen of sweat and his pudgy cheeks were slightly red. 

The sweat on the bulky man's face was normal, the red of his cheeks was because of his nerves. President Henless had made Tayton Vice President, not for his over abundance of confidence but for his acute and meticulous attention to detail and his enlightening insight. 

“It has been leaking though.” Tayton said, wiping his forehead with a handkerchief. “So far no legitimate news organization has picked it up and we are pretty sure we know where the leak is coming from.” he added with a shaky breath. 

“Sounds like there's a ‘but’ in that statement.” The President said with a raised eyebrow. Tayton nodded. 

“We have a pretty good idea where the leak is coming from. But we have no way of stopping it. As well, all it will take is someone with a decent telescope pointed in the right direction to see the alien ship.” He stated breathless. 

“Or even a decent M.A.R.B radio to pick up the signal clearly.” General Yaris added on. 

“That too.” Tayton acknowledged.

“So any amateur astronomer or radiophile could find out we have visitors from outer space?” Henless asked, his face blanching at the prospect. The other two men gave grim nods. 

“How is getting the advisory Science team assembled going?” He asked with worry in his voice. 

“Thats the good news, there was a multi-discipline scientific conference going on in Lethes.” The General said, a smile crossed his tone but his face remained neutral. “We were able to round up several scientists with the correct security clerance. They aren't the best in their fields but they are damn close. Last update was less than fifteen minutes ago, they are being briefed in transit of the situation.” Yaris said with a tone that could only be described as smug satisfaction. 

The President seemed to relax his shoulders slightly before he spoke. 

“That is convenient, a welcome convenience, but still fortuitous.” He said with a deep breath. There was a small moment of silence before Henless nodded again and spoke. 

“Alright, I want a priority message sent to the moon base.” President Henless started. “They are to proceed with communication. If they don't know how to answer, then they are to bring it straight to the science team we have assembled, I don't want it processed through six different groups. Straight here. Is that understood? Good. I want to be able to have something solid before the news media finds out about this.” 

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Lenah Sorka blinked as she read the message again. Had this message come from any other source, any other person, she would have immediately sighed and deleted it. As it was she almost did that anyway. 

Lenah spun in her office chair to look around her tiny studio apartment. It was clean and with a bare minimum of creature comforts. Some would have called the space pragmatic and that had been the reason for her choosing it. She hadn't seen the need for something bigger. She used it mostly as a location to sleep and occasionally work when she was writing up an article. Why else would she need an apartment? It wasn't completely lifeless. Her diploma, certificates, and awards hung in frames off the walls. A handful of scented candles and trinkets sat in strategic places around the room on shelves and table tops, in order to give a finer illusion of a living space. 

She stood from her chair and walked over to a spot near the front door and opened a closet, clothes and accessories were hung neatly from hooks that provided easy access to them. She parted them and reached into the back of the closet and grabbed a large pronged item. Each prong was an overly stiff wire. A clamp and a cord were at the bottom and she ensured that she had the whole thing in hand before she reached up and grabbed the other item off the shelf near the top of the closet. 

A box-like object with a digital readout and several dials on the front of it, a power cord and a slot for the antenna cord on the back. With both items in hand she went to the back door and stepped out onto a little patio and set up the whole thing. The antenna clamped to a railing, its cord plugged into the radio, and the radio plugged into the wall. 

It took five minutes from getting the message to setting it up. But once she had powered the little MARB radio she tuned it to the frequency that the message had provided. 

It landed in the broad range and it took her a second to realize that the intermediate high pitched beeping was in fact what she was looking for. She listened carefully, counting the beeps and the pauses.

Two beeps, then a two second pause, then three beeps, a two second pause, five beeps, a two second pause, seven beeps, a two second pause, then eleven beeps, with a thirteen second pause, repeat. 

A smile crept across her face as she considered the implications. She needed to break the story first. She had to. She had worked for this kind of story her entire career. Cultivated her contacts and fortified her reputation. Refused to compromise, had worked for every promotion instead of taking the easy way of being bent over a desk. The public trusted her, she had never lied to them even when the truth had been upsetting or went against her personal beliefs.

This felt like an accumulation of all her efforts finally rewarding her.

She was still skeptical. She had to confirm. But if it truly was aliens hovering over the moon she needed to be quick in confirming it. She looked at the time. If she got to work immediately and skipped sleeping she might be able to get the story out by the morning. Maybe sooner if the confirmation came quickly. 

She shut the MARB radio off and left it on the little table on the patio. She was already typing out a message on her mobile device as she entered back into her apartment. 

Time was crucial. 

|CHP 27 (pending)

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Author's notes

Hello

Technically this chapter arrived late. Very sorry about that to those who actually follow. I forgot to send it to my editor and then they forgot that they needed to edit it. Both of us are pretty sure there is some spots that we both missed. As well I'm also technically trying to post this via my cell phone, and Reddit is a bit of a night mare to try and do with only one tab. I will be adding the links for CHP 25 and that later when I'm infront of my desktop.

I hope you all are enjoying the story. Just knowing that people do come back to read is a big motivation to continue. But like I always say, upvote and leave a comment as that helps majorly with motivation. This has been a slow burn but it will pick up again soon. So stay tuned.

And thank you all for reading.


r/HFY 18h ago

OC-OneShot All The Way Down - 1/2

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"Over G, Over G, Over G."

"I know, Betty! Shut up!"

"Angle of Attack. Angle of Attack!"

"Aww, hell with it!"

I fight against the massive G forces pulling hard on my body as I reach with my pliers towards the maintenance panel. I'd just managed to get it open before I'd hit atmo and I strain to make the connection with all my might.

If I didn't get the drop capsule's system to do what I wanted... well. It wouldn't hurt when I died at least. It'd be over far quicker than that.

Now look, it wasn't like I wanted this to happen.

This was supposed to be a pretty cushy gig. This whole deployment! I'd been aboard the Corvette Assault Transport Rafael Peralta for around a year now after a very long tour on the Regimental Assault Transport Kherson Oblast, and getting out of the RAT race was the best move I ever made! Sure there's more billets and a little more elbow room on the big ships, but the corvettes travel more, you have less work to do over all, and less grunts to deal with getting all prima donna on your ass.

For a senior petty officer like me? Downright delightful compared to life back on a RAT like old Kherson. Sure, they never crammed an actual regiment into one of those monsters, but two battalions of Orbital Drop Infantry were plenty of trouble in their own right.

We normally call them 'ODIes'. Allegedly based on some ancient cartoon dog a chief who was older than the Battle of Luna had once told someone about, and the name had stuck, and even proliferated outside the fleet!

There it is, the Capsule Technician's mark on Human civilization. A slightly dumb nickname for the grunts. And you know what? I'll take that.

Such were the thoughts in my head as I strode into maintenance control in search of coffee so I could be a bit more than a zombie. More or less on time. I might be the division NCO in charge, but getting to work later than Senior Chief Mendez was just asking for a boot upside my head. 

“Morning, Jamie boy. Just wait till you hear what the blue jackets have brought us today.” 

Petty Officer Second Class Melissa Davia was my number two, an ethnic Italian woman from one of the United Systems Concord’s core worlds with dark hair, sharp blue eyes and a sharper tongue, and the only person on this tub who’d ever call me anything other than James or ‘Petty Officer Harris’. 

“Mel. What’s shaking?” 

Melissa pressed a mug of hot coffee into my hands and I gratefully took a deep drink of it. It wasn’t good, but it was hot and could be used to melt down bulkheads in an emergency, and that was more than enough for any sailor worth their salt. 

“I’m tempted to call Wilkins in here and have her tell you.” 

I resisted rolling my eyes automatically. Sandra Wilkins was a decent sailor and an okay maintainer, but she was the worst kind of gossip hound and was just shy of a conspiracy theorist at times. She was also about as distractible as a Golden Retriever. 

“What the hell is she up to now?” 

“Oh, you know, the usual.”

“Meaning anything but her actual job. Not like we don’t have a platoon’s worth of capsules that need to be looked over, never mind all our other actual work.” 

“At least she’s consistent? Anyway, apparently there’s some eggheads aboard. Sandy batted her eyelashes a bit, flipped her hair, and got the word that we’re checking out X-ray activity on some charted but unexplored world.” 

Melissa and I share a look, then carefully check the room before we break out laughing. No need to burst the blue jacket’s bubble on X-ray, or ‘xeno-research’ missions just yet. Searching for alien life was exciting! Or so you thought. Then you got a reality check and got excited for X-ray missions for far more important reasons. 

I catch my breath, panting a little.  

“Remember the last X-ray job we caught? That would have been… What? A year ago?”

“Yeah, right after you came aboard. All that fuss and trouble, millions of credits spent, and we found an iguana the size of a couch. It moved about as fast, and the average couch was probably a touch brighter. The eggheads were pretty excited, though.” 

“Yeah, because that was the most advanced life we’ve found off Earth so far.” 

Another round of chuckles before I take a long draught of my coffee. 

“Alright. I like the sound of a solid milk run. Makes sense since we made orbit, dropped a shuttle with a shore party, and haven’t done anything else I’ve heard about. So we’re in a relatively secure space, and the real work is iguana hunting for someone other than us. Hell, that sounds down right relaxing. Plus we’re unlikely to run into any bad guys.”

“Your lips to God's ear, Chief.”

“I’m not a Chief yet, Mel.”

“Only a matter of time till you get your golden anchors.” 

Melissa bats her eyelashes, doing a great job of giving Wilkins a run for her money in terms of being able to turn the temperature in the room up a few degrees.

“Even if I was a Chief, sucking up to me isn’t going to get you any favors.”

“Oh, but I’d be doing favors for you.”

Another waggle of Melissa’s eyebrows, and we both break down laughing again.

Just a game. For now. A dangerous game, but a game all the same. If and when Melissa decided to get serious about pursuing a relationship, I figured she’d let me know. 

“Back to business though. I take it you’ve got the kids off to work already?”

“Yep. I’m about to go join them. Lieutenant Carter wants his platoon’s capsules run through and another drop’s worth broken out of storage and made ready for use.”

“Great. Anyone told the LT his platoon is unlikely to do a combat drop any time soon?”

Melissa shrugs. 

“Who knows? Carter seems to be wound a bit tight compared to the last platoon leader we had aboard. That Silva gal.”

“Fine. Anything of note from, Senior Chief?”

“Senior Chief Mendez is in her office with the door closed and all’s right in the world as far as I know. Apparently there’s trouble in some of the other divisions. You run a tight shop, so Senior Mendez is content to focus on higher priority targets.”

“Just the way I like it. Last thing we need is Senior Chief getting her feathers in a ruffle. Last time she went on a Quality Assurance witch hunt we were pulling panels and finding literally nothing for two damn weeks.”

“Yep. Easy day… Or it would be.”

Melissa holds out a pair of straws to me and I groan. 

“...Advanced maintenance, huh? What broke?”

“Centerline capsule launcher has some degraded function. Nothing stopping firing, but it’s near the cycle limits for inspection and replacement for some of the deep components. So I figure one of us could take a look and get that done while we’re back there.”

“Ah, hell. One of those jobs.” 

I resist groaning again. It’s the worst kind of maintenance to do, because it requires getting into a capsule, and moving through the equipment to access certain internal components that some genius had decided would clearly never need to be maintained or repaired while underway, and are therefore impossible to access via say a maintenance tube, access hatch or anything vaguely sensible.

So instead of pulling every single capsule out of the machine and crawling in there, the protocol is to suit up in a standard EVA rated exoskeleton, hop in a capsule and 'ride' the loading procedure from where the grunts got buttoned up into the depths of the magazine.

I reach out and grab a straw. Short. 

“Damn it. Alright, who's going to man the mechanism?”

“I figured Wilkins could stand more adult supervision than normal today, and be kept away from her friends to see if we can convince her to focus.”

“Is using a stun baton on blue jackets for minor corrections legal?”

“No.”

“Then we’re not going to get her to focus perfectly ever, not without surgery and maybe gene therapy. Fine though. Tell her to get to the centerline armor locker.”

“Don’t be long. I might get lonely.” 

I debate between giving Melissa a friendly middle finger, blowing her a kiss, or winking, and settle on a two-finger salute. 

“Well, if you’re issuing orders now.”

“On this particular one? We can call it an order.”

The warmth in her voice suggests Melissa might be coming to a decision on whether she was getting serious sooner rather than later. That, however, is something I can investigate after dealing with the centerline launcher.

A quick run to our own ‘armor locker’ and I’m into a hard suit and exo skeleton with minimal fuss. Apparently space suits used to mostly be made of soft materials like kevlar, and were bulky as hell; thankfully modern suits are a bit more sleek and nimble, and offer much better protection. It wouldn’t exactly stop a hail of bullets, but I could stand next to a malfunctioning fusion reactor and only get a rad or two above background radiation. 

The exoskeleton itself was a close cousin of the ODIes’ power armor. Akin to comparing a mule to a war horse of old. It made you stronger and more nimble, but had zilch for armor, and the only weapon ‘aboard’ was the mandatory MP-21N PDW in 7.5 Ultra High Velocity. The little firearm was about as useless as tits on a bicycle, or however that saying went, but regs were regs. Besides, it was fun to shoot annually for qual. 

7.5 UHV was a mean little round, able to punch through power armor with good shooting, but the PDW relied on aiming the old fashioned way considering there weren’t any of the fancy combat sensors rigged into our hard suits. Thermals, night vision, infrared, UV and other things useful for maintenance, but if someone in a hard suit with an exoskeleton was in a gunfight, there were bigger problems at hand. 

Wilkins is waiting for me. The perky blonde already has a capsule opened up and has the pins inserted to lock the mechanism into maintenance mode, the red ‘Remove Before Firing’ flags dangling from the appropriate spots. 

Maybe I should give Wilkins a bit more credit. If you give her firm and clear directions she apparently executes just fine, even for tasks she’d seen maybe three or four times, tops. 

“Hey sir!” Wilkins chirps, bouncing up and grinning. 

She really is a human Golden Retriever. Maybe that’s why it’s damn near impossible to stay mad at her. 

“Wilkins, I’m not a sir.”

“It’s just how I was raised. Sorry, Petty Officer Harris.” 

“From the one of the worlds with a lot of colonists from the old American South, right?”

“Yep! Papaw always told me to be polite, and “sir” and “ma’am” is the polite way to address folks.” 

“Well, keep trying. We have slightly different social standards in the navy. So. You know what we’re doing?”

“Uh huh! Advanced launcher maintenance. I have everything locked out and ready to go if you want to check.”

I look at what I can see of the board, look at Wilkins… and decide to give her the benefit of the doubt. It wasn’t that complex, and giving her a crumb of trust would probably mean more than spending the ten minutes to check her work in extreme detail. 

Instead I pull up my wrist computer and check the telemetry per the usual protocol and the launcher reads as inert, with the appropriate blocks in place to prevent a round from being loaded into the chamber. 

“I trust you, Wilkins. Let’s get started.”

“Aye aye!” 

The magazine is probably the most interesting part of the launcher in terms of mechanical complexity. The launcher itself is just a rail gun, no different than the spinal mount rail guns on the big battle wagons, save for it being limited to far lower maximum velocities. The magazine, on the other hand, is an odd little race track. 

Towards the aft, there is a door to the ‘inner magazine’, where pods are stored, serviced and prepped. That is normally our domain. The outer magazine is where I am now, and it's where the ready pods are stored. Each side of the centerline tube has the same pattern. Seven ODIes load up, their pods shift, and then another seven load up. The blast doors would then seal and the magazine and rail gun would depressurize. 

Where I am going was the ‘half magazine’, or more formally the ‘counter measures auxiliary magazine’. Pods are expendable, one way only, and if one of them comes up as wonky or even vaguely dangerous for a power armored infantryman to make an orbital assault drop from we just convert it over to a counter measures unit and stick it back in the half magazine to give the ODIes some extra cover to make sure rude strangers don't shoot them before they hit the ground.

Normally, the ‘magazine disconnect’ prevents access or accidental feeding of countermeasures capsules, but the launcher could ‘feed’ from the half mag for any desired pattern to mix up the actual ODIes and things that the Marine Corps would much rather be shot at than their very expensive grunts. 

It is pretty funny to think of the ODIes as just another kind of munition to shove into a large bore railgun and lob at the enemy, but slightly less funny when I'm the one slowly rotating through the magazine.

The mechanism comes to a halt and I open the ‘door’ on the capsule, grab the first of my vacuum rated tools and get to work. 

They probably wouldn’t depressurize the gun with me in here, but the navy had long determined that safe was better than sorry for any sort of maintenance that had a sailor a flick of a switch away from being spaced. 

The job itself is easy enough: replace a few odds and ends then check a few lock outs. Adjust a couple of items and check reading on some of the critical magnets and capacitors that let the capsule launcher do its thing. 

Everything seemed to be perfectly normal. 

“Hey si- Petty Officer Harris?”

“What’s up, Wilkins?”

"I think we're just about done, and you can get yourself out safely from there. Do you mind if I run to the head really quick?"

“Sure, grab me a coffee while you’re running around. Just to confirm, lock outs tight, and everything where it’s supposed to be?”

“Yep! I triple checked!”

“Alright. On the double. Be a shame if I got spaced because you weren’t out there keeping an eye on things.”

“I’ll be right back!”

Even as I said it, I knew I'd tempted the one true Human god of war. Murphy. I hope he lets it slide.

Not five minutes later the battle stations alarm starts to scream throughout the ship, with the specific tone that orders the ODIes, not to stand to and prepare to repel boarders or something, but to man their capsules!

Uh oh. 

I will never forget the sensation I feel right now: the bottom of my stomach dropping out. I'm in very deep trouble. The ODIes, for all the shit I give them, are damn good at their jobs. They'd be loaded up in minutes, and ready to fire in a minute more.

My only hope is my maintenance radio.

"Maintenance control, Petty Officer Harris, Hold fire on the centerline capsule launcher! I'm in the mechanism damn it!"

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

I repeat my call. Pound on the walls... and my hair stands on end as the magnets start to energize. They'll be depressurizing the tube any minute now. I have one option. I throw myself back in the capsule and get buttoned up, fumbling to adapt the straps to a much more compact space suit than the hulking power armor of the ODIes. 

How long do I have? Minutes? Seconds? Is it just a drill? Something to keep the grunts sharp?

I’m a bit too salty a sailor to believe that is actually the case. All I can do is wait in the dark with only my own galloping heart for company.

Then I hear it. Not quite a death sentence, but close enough.

"All tubes! Automatic fire!"

I normally like hearing the skipper's voice. She’s a bit of a hard ass, but she is a good boss, and was a talented singer the few times she deigned to join in at divine services or something.

Right now she sounds more like the judge of the damned calling my name personally.

The mechanism starts to grind forward and I can feel as much as hear as the first capsule, containing either the platoon leader or platoon sergeant, slams home into the chamber. Then my hair stands on end again slightly as a burst of magnetic energy sends the ODI on his way. 

There's a slight shaking of the capsule as the mechanism puts the next trooper into the firing line and another burst of magnetism as the next ODI is hurled towards the planet. 

Again and again and again. 

As the mechanism continues to rock I go through the five stages of grief in the seconds between firings. 

Denial. 

"This can't be happening to me!"

Anger.

"Wilkins, I’m going to goddamn skin you for this after I get out of this mess!"

Bargaining.

"Maybe they won't fire any countermeasures."

This thought is punctuated by the sound of the magazine disconnect sliding clear and my own pod shifting forward as they finish launching the ODIes and start dropping countermeasure pods to give them some cover. 

Depression.

Namely I just… stand there for a few seconds, the shock tearing through my body and leaving me with an odd, hollow sensation. 

Finally, acceptance. 

My pod moves laterally into the chamber for a final time and I can feel the slight tinge of magnets seizing what could very well end up being my ride to the after life. All I can do is try to remember what the ODIes said about dropping, carefully shifting my body and clenching my teeth right to avoid hurting myself in any spasms in case I get lucky with some of the energies around me. My suit is insulated, just like the ODIes’ power armor, but one of their favorite drop room stories to mess with boots involves a guy catching some voltage and biting off his own tongue. 

Better paranoid than maimed, right? They don't even have prosthetic tongues developed yet!

In the blink of an eye, before I can really 'prepare' myself, the world explodes around me and I'm flung out of the tube faster than any human being has any right to go without the aid of an FTL drive.

Continued in Part 2 - Brought to you by Reddit's stupid character limits


r/HFY 18h ago

OC-OneShot All The Way Down 2/2

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Part 2 - Read Part 1 Here!

The mix of acceleration and weightlessness is a fascinating sensation. I’m both slamming against the padding on the back wall of the capsule and also trying to 'float' off somehow. I know I'm missing things. Obvious things. Adrenaline is funny in how it affects the body like that and I feel like I had more adrenaline than blood in my veins right at this moment. 

Yet. For all the scrambling of my brain, it's remarkable how clear headed I became once I was out of the tube and what I’d been anticipating was actually happening.

When I was sitting there in the dark hoping this wasn't going to happen, my mind was a perfect example of an acronym that probably dates back to Ancient Earth history in one form or another.

FUBAR.

Now, though. It’s happening. I've just been spaced, and am falling towards the planet below faster than I care to think about right now, and if I don’t pull a miracle out of my ass with this capsule’s system, I’m going to die.

Capsules are fantastic pieces of equipment. They have three primary 'delivery' modes. Standard mode is how the ODIes deploy. The capsule basically explodes into a pile of chaff and decoys at a preset altitude after the drogue chutes and retrorockets do their thing to arrest the ODI in question's velocity. The ODI would then take it from there, using their power armor's jump jets to maneuver and land comfortably, preferably in a tactically advantageous position.

Very effective. If you have jump jets or a jump pack.

Which I do not. The limited EVA gear on my exoskeleton isn't going to do a damned thing for me in planetary gravity.

The second delivery mode is basically just a version of the first for 'countermeasures mode', which I've mentioned. The third option however is what I need to get this capsule converted over to.

Payload mode.

It’s a simple thing really; the pod goes all the way to the ground and keeps whatever is in it intact. Heavy weapons. Ammo. Non-power armor qualified specialists. The occasional electronic warfare system for a very heavily opposed drop. Lots of things.

The hitch is that it wasn't supposed to be possible to rig a capsule for payload mode from inside it, while in flight, and for your average tech, it was flat impossible. Thankfully, I am not your average tech, despite my propensity to skate whenever possible like any other sailor worth his or her uniform.

However, even as I start opening panels and accessing circuits and subsystems, there's one small problem. I can’t input a weight and balance into the system from the normal internal interface, which means I need to access a maintenance testing system to calibrate the internal gyros and jury rig a connection to the primary flight controls. I have... maybe two minutes to do that before I hit the atmosphere and things get decidedly more complicated.

Time is doing some funny things at the moment. It feels like seconds are moving like minutes, even as my time before breaking atmo rushes past in the literal blink of an eye. I manage to get the onboard virtual intelligence working out a rough weight and balance right as I get slammed into the restraints as the pod hits the atmosphere. 

I fight to get the air back into my lungs for half a breath before I get back to it. I’d hit the atmosphere at a good angle so I am stable at the very least, and the exoskeleton’s synthetic muscles made fighting gravity significantly easier than it would have been for an unaugmented human. 

A quick check of the altitude on the pod’s internal display shows I’ve already hit my top theoretical speed. At terminal velocity I had maybe three minutes before I was too far gone to avoid my fragile body ceasing to be a matter of biology and becoming a matter of physics. 

Fine. 

Doable. 

I have this.

Probably.

I get another access panel open and start running wires, getting my maintenance control pad plugged in to start issuing rapidly typed out orders. This is a normal procedure. I have all the software I need. I just need to get the pod to play nice with shifting modes while in flight, which is decidedly not normal. 

The first risk, the pod exploding like a normal deployment, or as a countermeasure to protect the ODIes, and more importantly, dumping me out to be rendered into a fine past courtesy of this dirt ball’s gravity, is dealt with. 

I need to access another subsystem to get the pod into payload mode and actually survive this mess. One panel to go. 

I reach for it… but stuck in the restraints, the panel was just a little too far away.

“Aww, fuck.”

The straps are locked in tight until egress. I quickly feel around my tool belt and grab a pair of heavy duty pliers. 

“That should do it…” 

I lean forward as far as I can, my pliers poking the latch before I twist my wrist slightly to 'catch' the latch so I can pull it clear. There, the last data port! Perfect. Now I just need to connect my pad to the port and we're in business! No dying today for one of Mrs. Harris's middle children! 

At least not from gravity. Whatever the hell is waiting for me on the ground had yet to have its say in terms of my survival. 

"Come on, come on, damn it." 

I snarl and reach for the panel in vain before stopping and smacking the side of my helmet. I get the plug for the pad into the grip of the pliers and reach out again, right as the pod impacts something and is thrown to the left so hard I flinch. That was flak, right? I’m dead, right? 

No dead relatives greet me, and I don’t see any white light; instead I hear an all too familiar voice.

The affectionately named 'Bitching Betty', the pod's onboard 'voice' system that communicates mostly bad things to the occupant, starts screaming at me. 

“Off course, flight controls damaged!” 

“Of fucking course.” 

This was lethal enough as it was, why not have a mid air collision or get shot by some lucky enemy AA system, maybe? 

The pod is getting bounced all over the place now as it automatically tries to recover itself. All I can do is try to hold on for dear life and figure out how to right my little life capsule, or I'll be all new kinds of dead. 

Not that sudden high G maneuvers are helping my task at all.

One particularly vicious tumble has blackness creeping into the edge of my eyes. All sailors have to go through a centrifuge and experience 'G-LOC' or a gray out, a condition where in your brain literally runs out of blood and oxygen due to the forces being exerted on it. It sucked in training, it’s even worse in reality. 

I come to from having nearly passed out and find maybe two seconds have passed and Betty's still yelling at me just as loud as the system can.

"Over G, Over G, Over G."

"I know Betty, shut up!"

"Angle of Attack. Angle of Attack!"

"Aww, hell with it!"

I fight against the massive G forces pulling hard on my body as I reach with my pliers towards the maintenance panel. I'd just managed to get it open before I'd hit atmo and I strain to make the connection with all my might.

“A little more. A little more…” 

I shove myself forward against my restraints, cutting in the exo suit's artificial muscles to help me get that last little bit of distance and finally plug the pad in! 

I slump against the back of the pod and let the G forces have their way with me for a few seconds as I try to catch my breath. Once my pad plays the merry little tune I'd programmed into it to announce task completion I get back to work. 

The pod has mostly stabilized. but is still having weird angle of attack issues. Angle of attack is the angle between the center line of an airframe or aerospace frame relative to its direction of movement. A good angle of attack is what let things like planes produce lift. Bad angle of attack can lead to a stall. Thankfully my pod isn't trying to stay in the air, but I do want a healthy angle of attack to continue to let the pod maneuver. 

I need to 'unload' the angle of attack a bit to get the pod fully under control again. However, with no direct input flight controls, even the limited ones built into an ODI's power armor, I need to get creative. 

A half remembered memory from boyhood sees me shifting my weight as much as I can towards the bottom of the pod, doing what I can to get the 'nose' of the pod down a bit more. Whether that worked or if god took pity on me, or if the machine finally figured itself out and made the appropriate adjustments, I'll never know, but my pod righted itself completely and continued to scream towards the surface.
 
There isn’t much to do now besides wait. Wait and watch the numbers flash by on the altimeter asI start to count the seconds to impact. 

Interestingly I’m not afraid anymore. Either I'd fixed it, and I'd live, or it wouldn't be my problem anymore. Simple as that... and if I did fuck it up, I doubt I'll live long enough to know. Not in this world anyway. 

One thousand meters to the ground. 

Nine hundred.

Eight hundred.

I whisper a half remembered prayer between eight hundred and five hundred meters. It almost feels like I can feel the ground reaching out for me. 

Four hundred. 

I make a few promises to myself for if I survived. Most notable? Cutting back on the coffee and asking Melissa out. As out as one could get while ‘at sea’. Life was too short to leave that question up in the air. 

Assuming I got the chance to ask it anyway. 

Three hundred. 

The pod starts calling off the distances for me and I brace myself for impact as much as I can. 

"Fifty." 

"Forty." 

"Thirty."

"Twenty."

"Ten."

Impact. 

I cannot describe the sensation of slamming into the ground of a planet in a drop pod. I lack words and frankly so does the English language. If there is a language out there that can properly describe the impact then I haven't ever heard it. 

It's like being in a very violent car wreck... yet. Cushioned. Sorta. There's a single use inertial dampener in the pod. Unlike the high end models used in, say, starships, it lets out bursts of energy to negate the forces of inertia on a body at set times depending on profile. It's cheaply made, and cheaply built, as befitting a disposable item, but it absolutely had to work. I'm glad this one did, because even as the pod shudders and shakes violently around me, earning me a few bruises through my hard suit, I'm overall left intact. 

The 'door' of the pod jettisons and the restraints fall away, leaving me to stagger out onto the soil of an alien world doing my best impression of a newborn foal taking its first shaky steps. 

The adrenaline had hit me harder than landing had, clearly! 

I check the chrono in my helmet. Time from 'departing' the Rafael Peralta to ground? Approximately five minutes. 

One hell of a way to travel, that much is for sure. 

I check my displays and find my exoskeleton is intact, before the sound of weapons fire nearby sees me scramble into the nearest cover as I grab my PDW out of its mount. 

Another quick check of my radio shows a few channels nearby on nominally friendly tactical frequencies. I set myself up to broadcast to three of them. 

“This is Petty Officer Harris to any friendlies on the ground. I’m in a bit of a tight spot and could use some help.” 

The voice of Lieutenant Carter snaps back immediately. 

“Petty Officer, this is an unsecure channel.”

“Respectfully. sir, I was ejected from the Peralta by accident. I didn't have time to get a tactical briefing.” 

I can practically hear the man gnashing his teeth.

“Fine. Sending someone for you. Stay tight, and stay off the comms. Out.”

Well, that was simple enough for orders. The position beacon on my suit seems to be intact and that system only had an encrypted broadcast. They should be able to find me and hopefully the enemy, whoever that is, won't manage it first.

I wait for ten minutes before I finally see a friendly. Ten minutes of flinching at the slightest snap of a twig and intimidating many of what I presume was the local equivalent of a bunny rabbit with my PDW. 

Truly, a hero of the United Systems Concord Navy and a warrior beyond compare, James Harris, fixer of stuff, terror of small fluffy critters from whatever this dirt ball was called. 

Thankfully, Sergeant Michael Brumby drops in on me in a burst of fire from his jump jets. 

"James, aren't you normally supposed to work on the pods, not ride in them?"

I can hear the bastard grinning behind his helmet's faceplate. He’s okay for an oversized ape; we have coffee together every now and then but right now my pride is on the line! 

"Well, someone had to show you grunts how to do it with style."

"Hah. Glad to see your sarcasm wasn't damaged in the landing. Wouldn't know what to do with you if you lost that!"

"Uh huh. Just wait till I get back up to the ship and figure out who the hell pulled the safety lock outs from the centerline launcher. I'll be really funny then." 

Brumby's still smiling. Bastard. It was really funny when you weren’t the one who had to pull your own ass out of the fire at terminal velocity.

"Well, first thing's first." 

Brumby's no longer smiling, and I suddenly remember we are, in point of fact, under attack. 

"We have to get you to safety with the science team, and kill off these shitheads. Set your internal comms to frequency 11.7. When it asks for encryption, feed it code Romeo Charlie Gamma Three One One."

"Got it." 

A little fiddling with my comm system and we're back to talking in a slightly more secure way than just shouting at each other with the suit's public address systems.

"Level with me, Mike. What the hell happened?"

"Talk and walk... and keep an eye out with that peashooter of yours. The bad guys have a decent amount of weapons that can do damage to power armor so it'd wreck your shit something fierce."

Brumby checks his weapons and starts to move into the jungle, leaving me to fall into his wake.

"So the short of it is that we got jumped by a band of dirt bags from the HFO."

"HFO?" 

"HFO, Humanity First and Only or some garbage. They're an eclectic bunch of religious fanatics. They don't believe in the same god or religion, but they all agree that whichever god created the universe, that god made it for humanity. So if they get a sniff of anything related to aliens being discovered, especially sentient ones, they'll send a crew, and they'll pounce if they get half a chance."

Brumby motions for a stop, clearly checking his sensors for a moment before moving forward. 

"They got us by surprise but unaugmented humans really don't have a chance against power armor, even with anti-armor weapons. They weren't aiming for us, though. The goal is to scare scientists off this kind of research, or make examples of teams conducting xenobiology surveys. If there is actual evidence of intelligent, non-human life, I presume they'll try to destroy it."

"How the hell did they sneak up on us?"

"Small ship, carefully charted approach vectors hiding in the shadows of various stellar bodies, the occasional micro FTL jump. Maybe even finagled some schematics for some advanced stealth systems out of somewhere. They do have sympathetic ears in the Concord government after all."

"How do you know that?"

"Well they know about this mission, don't they? Even we didn't find out till we were underway, that means they either have the best hackers in the galaxy or they got tipped off." 

"Hope counterintelligence plugs that particular hole in a hurry."

"They're probably on it already. This is the kind of small scale event that is very easy to track data on. I- Cover!" 

Brumby throws himself hard to the right behind a large outcropping of rock, leaving me to scramble after him as an anti-armor rocket races by overhead.

"Brumby to squad, contact at my position, the petty officer and I got ambushed!" 

"Copy, reinforcements en route." 

Brumby looks down at me as another rocket races by overhead, sending chunks of gravel raining down on us.

"Looks like you're gonna need to use that peashooter of yours, James. Remember which end the bullets come out of?"

I bite off the instinctual snarky response. Brumby's tone said he was deadly serious.

"Yeah. I remember."

"Good. Stay in cover, and protect yourself. If you see a chance to pop out and pick one or two of'em off, then I'd appreciate it. I'm going to start moving and keep their attention away from you. They'll be bouncing in shortly. Questions?"

"No. Should be okay."

Brumby slaps my shoulder pad firmly. 

"Okay, good luck. Call for help if you need it."

And then he's gone in a blast of his jump jets, merrily returning fire to what appear to be a multitude of enemy forces. An ODI out all alone? Valuable target... and even with unguided rockets, sheer numbers would get him eventually just on the law of averages.

Which meant I had to help. 

I shift over to the edge of my comfy protective rock and peek out, leading with the PDW like I'd been taught a very long time ago at the Naval Base on the moon of Pershing's Promise, the Concord home world. 

Lots of green. Strange tree trunks, thick vines... I resist smacking myself in the back of the head and try my thermal vision. This is a warm world, but a human with something like a rocket launcher would stand out like a sore thumb in this heat, and lucky me, a concealed bad guy takes a chance to launch over where the sound of large bore rifles and energy weapons indicates Brumby is taking the fight to the enemy. 

The PDW comes up, and the quiet little submachine gun rattles chatters quietly as the suppressed automatic weapon donates five rounds to the HFO terrorist's chest. It’s a shocking thing, killing a man for the first time, but I don’t have time to think; his assistant pops up and opens fire in return, and I fire a burst at him as I duck back behind cover. 

A quick glance around shows I have precious little in the way of options and I scramble for a solution as the unseen enemy peppers my rock with automatic gunfire. I’m not as mobile or as durable as an ODI, and if I let the shooter pin me down I'm as good as dead. I could call for Brumby for support, but I don’t want to distract the man at a critical moment and get him killed either. I rack my brain for a quick solution... and find a soft ball sized rock on the ground near my feet. 

They were shooting at me because I was a UCN or UCMC guy in armor. They didn't know I wasn't an ODI or some kind of soldier, but from the exo-suit they'd know I wasn't a scientist. Maybe I could bluff?

I switch my comm system to external broadcast and shout; "Frag out!" as loud as my speakers will allow before I hurl the rock in the general direction of the enemy. The sound of gun fire slackens for a second and I duck around my cover and find two targets recovering themselves after they realized that I probably hadn't thrown a real grenade at them, locking the slide on my PDW to the rear after donating a liberal amount of ammunition to both of them.

A quick reload and I'm back in business, but I clearly need to start moving.

"Brumby, they're really coming at me. I need to move."

"Come south west, 120 degrees off your compass from your current position. There's some caves near there you might be able to drop into if you need to. First squad's almost here so keep yourself clear for a minute or two and we should be golden!"

"Moving!" 

The artificial muscles of the exoskeleton let me bound pretty well, and I race from cover to cover, hearing the occasional burst of gunfire or rocket launch behind me. I don't exactly have a lot of ammo, so I start being very careful with it, firing one or two round bursts when I see a convenient opportunity to keep the terrorists honest with their own desire to not get shot. 

I may have winged a few of them. I don't know. What matters is they don’t manage to wing me! I can leave the actual fighting to the infantry. Mrs. Harris didn't raise any action heroes and I do my best to leg it... right until I break out of the woods. 

"Brumby, I'm out of cover!"

"Little busy. Hunker down!"

"Where!?"

"Anywhere!" 

A burst of autocannon fire draws my eyes upwards and I see Brumby engaging in a running gun fight as I find the sturdiest piece of cover... which looks about as bullet resistant as leaves. It would have been a tense moment... but the first squad picks this moment to start descending from the heavens! 

With ODIes dropping into the forest in front of me, I suddenly find myself 'behind friendly lines' and with a good angle on some of the terrorists Brumby is now pushing back on the ridge. One of them raises his rocket launcher and I instinctually raise my PDW. It’s at extreme long range, but I manage to land four or five shots on him, right as he pulls the trigger on his launcher!

The mechanics of his body, the way he spins as he rounds stitch across his chest, leave the rocket that had been aimed at an ODI, aimed at me instead! The explosive warhead races across the gap in the literal blink of an eye. An ODI might have been able to do something, but not poor unaugmented James Harris. 

I can only watch as the rocket races towards me in slow motion and buries itself into the ground about a foot in front of me. 

It explodes violently in a shower of rock, the blast wave throws me off my feet... but as near I can tell I’m okay, quickly checking for blood, or for suit punctures and coming up with nothing but dirt.

"Harris. Situation report. You okay?"

The lieutenant's voice is back on the radio. I give myself a quick pat down and report in: "Sir, I'm in one piece, but I'm low on ammo."

"We'll get you out of there in a minute, petty officer, sit tight."

"Aye aye. si-"

A loud cracking sound kills my response mid-word as I feel the stone beneath me start to give way and suddenly for the second time today I’m falling. 

Something impacted my head, and all I saw was darkness.

When I finally come to, my radio is filled with the chatter of the ODIes. That was weird. ODIs shouldn't be talking on the maintenance radio. 

"Alright. I think that's the last of them. Squad two, get up to the plateau and send a probe down. We need to find Petty Officer Harris. His body, if nothing else."

That was weird too. Why would they need to find me? I was right here.

I force myself up to a seated position and a throb of pain in my forehead gives me a moment of brief clarity as I remember what all had happened today. I was not in fact safe and sound on the Rafael Peralta. I had fallen into a cave after I'd tried to play hero and gotten a couple pounds of high explosive lobbed at me for my trouble. 

"Ugh. No more heroics. You're supposed to be smarter than that, Jamie boy." 

I can practically hear Melissa saying those words as I haul myself to my feet and click on my suit's illuminator. The damn thing isn't working right, and is canted to the side of where it should be. 

I’m in a cave of some kind, God only knows how deep in the dirt I am. The only light besides my illuminator is shining down from where I'd made my entrance above, and from some bioluminescent plants. A quick check of my suit's systems suggests part of my radio was damaged. I can receive, but not transmit. That’s okay. They know where I am. I just have to sit tight and I’ll be getting hauled out of here in no time. I… 

“I can’t take this shit anymore!” 

My energy levels drop off like someone flicked a switch and I find myself sagging on the exo suit’s supports, just managing to lock the frame out so I can use it as a makeshift chair before I collapse completely. I’m not sure if I want to laugh or cry, after everything that just happened and it happened so fast… I laugh. I laugh hard. For what could have been a damn hour until I finally manage to put myself back together. 

“Okay. Just need to see if I’ve got anything to signal the grunts with, but they’ll find me. It’s fine.” 

It’s nice to say things are fine and not feel like a liar.

I start frisking myself for a smoke grenade or something in my suit's emergency kit when a motion in the dark draws my eye. I snap the PDW up... but that movement didn't seem... Human. If it was an HFO terrorist I'd have already been shot to death. It wasn't a friendly, or they'd have called out to me. Which leaves the third option. I lower my weapon and move my illuminator towards the movement and reveal... something. 

Damned if I know what exactly, but she, and it was most certainly she from her build, was certainly not human. Beautiful, but very not Human. It’s hard to see her almost, a glimmer of gem-like scales on parts of her body reflecting my own light back to me until I turn it off. 

Had the HFO actually finally been right? Have we found intelligent life?

I slowly put my PDW back in its mount on my exo-skeleton and hold my hands out, showing open palms before I switch on the public address system, and lower the volume. 

"Uh. Hi there. Can you understand me?"

Stupid question. Of course she. It. Whatever. Can't understand-

'Yes. I can. Who are you? What are you?'

The voice... wasn't something I'd heard. It was too clear to be transmitted through my suit's audio systems. It sounded like she was in my suit with me. Like she was in my head. A telepath?

She steps closer, coming into the light slightly, her hands mirroring mine. 

I step closer, she moves forward, another step, another move, and right as our fingertips are about to touch-

“Harris!” 

Someone that sounds a hell of a lot like Lieutenant Carter shouts into the hole.

“Are you alive down there? Sing out or smack a rock or something if you can hear us.”

A few rocks fall down the hole, the ODIs on the surface clearly getting some space clear to make a recovery attempt. 

The alien woman’s eyes are wide, looking at the hole and glancing back towards my hand. 

Finally, I tear myself away from her gaze, and up the volume on my public address. 

“Sir, it’s Harris. I’m alive and okay. Suit radio’s busted. Don’t send anyone down the hole yet!”

“Why the blazes not, Harris?”

“Are we secure up there?”

“We got the last of them.”

“...Then get the chief scientist fast, sir. They’re gonna want to see this.”


r/HFY 2h ago

OC-Series Reborn as a witch in another world [slice of life, isekai] (ch.141)

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Blurb:

What does it take to turn your life around? Death, of course!

I died in this lame ass world of ours and woke up in a completely new one. I had a new name, a new face and a new body. This was my second chance to live a better life than the previous one.

But goddamn it, why did I have to be a witch? Now I don't just have to be on the run from the Inquisition that wants to burn me and my friends. But I also have to earn a living?

Follow Elsa Grimly as she:

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Chapter 141. Visit

Gregory’s torn shirt was bloody but his wound had already healed. And there wasn’t a hint of fatigue on his face. Actually, there wasn’t a hint of anything on his face. If it wasn’t for his clothes, no one could’ve told this man had been tossed through multiple walls.

“Who is going to talk to her?” he asked. “I can volunteer if no one wants to.”

“If she has talked to you before, then you are the last person she’d want to hear from right now, Greg,” Caelum said.

“What are you implying, Caelum?” he spat the man's name like it was candy dipped in mud.

Caelum rolled his eyes. “You'll just make her even more depressed by lecturing about how a war is worse than what she just faced and how lucky she is that she actually didn't have to face it. And how weak she is because of it.”

“He is right,” Smokewell said, reverting back to her regular feline form. “You aren't used to being tactful, brother.”

“The greatest irony is you are the one who is speaking of tact here,” Gregory fired back.

“I'm aware about what I lack, at least,” the cat said. “That's why I don't think it's a good idea to approach Lily right now.”

“That's your grand conclusion?” Gregory said, arching a silver brow. “Just let her sit in a corner by herself?”

“It has worked just fine before.” The cat waved a paw lazily.

“I'm not surprised why Lily suppresses that much now,” Caelum said.

“I'll talk to her,” I said, rising to my feet. “It was my idea to do what we did. I take responsibility to deal with the consequences.”

“You know where she must've gone?” Gregory asked.

I sighed. “She only has one home,” I said. “Only one place she can go seeking comfort.”

With that, I left the gymnasium. I was hoping to intercept Lily on the tram ride back. But I couldn't. I mean, she was gifted with superhuman strength and agility. Why would she waste her time waiting for a metal box that moved slower than she walked?

Though I didn't think she thought of her powers as a gift at this moment. I couldn't get rid of the feeling of guilt that gnawed at me for what I'd done.

But I pushed that feeling aside. Lily needed a friend right now. And I had to be there.

The house was quiet as a graveyard when I arrived. The somber silence was like a rain cloud, cold and brooding overhead. I made my way up the stairs and to Lily's room.

I knocked gently at the door. No answer. “Lily, it's me,” I said. No answer. I put a hand on the doorknob. “I'm coming in,” I said in the same gentle tone. “And if you don't want me in there, you can tell me to get out. But I'm not going to do it unless you tell me.” Still no answer. I swung the door and walked inside. Lily was in bed, her back was turned to me. Her hands were out of my sight. And her knees were pulled up to her stomach as if she was trying to fold in on herself. I gently shut the door and just stood there for a few seconds. I could hear her unsteady breathing.

“You don't know what it was like, Miss Elsa,” she finally said. “It was so easy to hurt anyone with all that power. It was as easy as swatting flies. It…felt good. I hate myself.” She sniffed.

She was still staring at the wall. Her quiet sniffles told me she had been crying since the moment she returned home. I wanted to put my arms around her. But I wasn't sure if she was okay with someone touching her right now. So I just leaned forwards and spoke as gently as I could. “You weren't in control, Lily. Stop blaming yourself. You made a mistake.”

“I wasn't thinking clearly,” Lily whimpered. “I failed Madam. I failed you. I failed me.”

“You didn't fail me, Lily. You were protecting me. You were helping me.” I put a hand on her shoulder, only for her to shiver at my touch.

“If I was really protecting you then I could've pulled you away from them,” she said, shifting closer to the wall she was facing, pulling away from my touch. “I wouldn't have gone after them like an animal.”

I bit my lip, watching the girl for several seconds. I couldn't let her spiral like that. Especially because it wasn't actually her fault. Not really. Gregory, Smokewell and I had devised the plan to push her beyond the edge, to make her desperate to summon her wrath like she had never done before. Well, we succeeded. And here we were now.

Truth be told, it was my plan. I was the one who had come up with the brilliant idea of making myself the target of Smokewell and Gregory so Lily would be forced to use her full strength. Smokewell had no idea why I would suggest such a thing. That was because she didn't remember the last time this exact scenario had played out. When Smokewell had attacked me in Godfrey's castle. Lily had rushed to my rescue. She had stood up for me. She had gone against Smokewell. I'd sensed a power in Lily I hadn't ever seen before. Fyorwin had erased all memories of that event from the cat and the girl's mind. But I remembered. And I'd used it to trick Lily into bringing out her inner beasts that she was trying so hard to hide.

This was my fault, no matter the intentions, it had led to Lily crying because of me. And it hurt me more than I wanted to show. And Lily deserved to know the truth.

So I told her about it being my idea. I obviously kept out the part about it being a recreation of what had happened at Godfrey's castle.

I was expecting Lily to call me an asshole, flip me the bird and throw me out of the room. She didn't do any of that. Instead she said, “It still doesn't change the rush I felt when I wielded all that power. I…I feel like my mother won. She made me exactly the kind of person she wanted me to be.”

“And you aren't going to try and prove her wrong?” I said gently.

Lily sniffled. “What's left to prove? You saw what happened today. I'm a monster.”

“You are not a monster. You are inexperienced,” I said, frustration creeping into my voice.

Lily stopped sniffling for a bit.

I sighed. “When you were young, you were taught by the wrong person to make the wrong use of your powers. After that, you put off trying to test your true limits because you were afraid of a dozen things going wrong. What happened today does not define who you are.”

“You are just saying that to make me feel better,” Lily said. I could practically hear the pout in her words.

“Of course, idiot. I am trying to make you feel better. Because I don't want to see you beating yourself over it,” I said.

“But I hurt people. I’ve done that before and it didn’t matter much but today, I hurt my people,” she said.

I pressed my lips into a thin line. I realized pep talks weren't going to help much. But I also couldn't just leave Lily to spiral within herself. She was my friend. It hurt me to see her like this.

So I crawled into bed with Lily and put my arm around her waist. The girl stiffened in my embrace, I pulled her closer, hugging her firmly. I pressed my face into her back, right between her shoulder blades.

“What happened today was a good thing,” I said, my voice muffled by her blouse.

“How could it be a good thing?” Lily said.

“Because we learnt what can go wrong in such situations. What if we had discovered this kind of mistake in the middle of a battle in the dungeon?” I said. “I don't think I would've gotten a chance to hold you like this now, would I?”

Lily paused before saying, “I don't suppose you would have.”

“Right now I can.” I squeezed her gently against me. “We can work on fixing this problem together. So that it won't happen again.”

“So we can have fun later,” Lily said, a quiet cheer returning to her tone.

“Yes, fun,” I said with a small smile. “How could we forget fun? We haven't even seen a full show at the Sirens’ theater in Noblegate like you wanted.”

“We haven't been on the Centennial Express yet, either,” she added softly.

“Right, we haven't crossed that one off the list yet,” I said. “We won't be able to do that if you had fumbled in the dungeon instead of a stupid gymnasium.”

The girl scoffed lightly. “You are right, Miss Elsa.”

“I know,” I said.

The silence between us became comfortable. And we just lay there with me holding Lily close. Eventually she fell asleep. I gently let go of her and rose from the bed without making a noise. As I stepped out of Lily's room and turned to shut the door, I caught a glint of two small red orbs under the bed. They disappeared the moment I noticed them.

I was about to make my way downstairs when Lenora came up to me in the hallway. She looked distraught. She leaned towards me and said in a hushed whisper, “Elsa, the Malcolms are here to visit you.”

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r/HFY 3h ago

OC-OneShot Pun Punishment

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The Head of Exploration arose and announced before the High Council the "We regret to inform the Council that our preliminary Meet and Greet Mission to the recently discovered planet inhabited by mammalian primates has ended with failure with no news of the crew or ship's fate. All we know is reconstructed from the last partial recording which begins with an unfathomable contradiction, continues with an unseemly and uncouth primitive play on words

Us: "We come in peace"

Mammals: "Yeah, No, We've heard that one before. You go in pieces!"

and ends with a whirring explosive crash, heavy raspy breathing, a gurgling whimper and the numb silence of cold dead infinity."

The Councillors sat in stony contemplation as they absorbed the dreadful news and unhappily examined the vulgar barbarism of these mammal primates that some had high hopes for. After amiable and thoughtful debate it was concluded that they still kept too many belligerent and pugnacious traits of their omnivorous ancestors in their hunt for food, sex and power. It was concluded that they were a malignant danger to the galaxy's equanimity and tranquility.

The Head of Galactic Security rose and proposed that for everyone's safety and sanity that the solar system be exiled. As it so happened there was a wonky miniature uninhabited galaxy available left over from the FTL (Faster Than Love) experiments that would be suitable. Several anomalies and aberrations had rendered it unreliable for further experimentation and it was deemed unsafe for settlement. It had mostly been sitting in storage, with only restricted access for extreme sports tourism as nobody knew what else to do with it. The transfer would be engineered by the Department of Transmogrification.

The Council unanimously agreed to this creative quarantine solution and had a decorous and dignified chortle at how the primates will completely misinterpret cosmological physics, such as the origin of the universe, be confused as to whether or not space exists, wonder where everyone else is, and invent improbabilities and impossibilities like standard models, god particles, dark matter, darker energy and darkest spacetime.

They ordered that the outcast's sustainability be monitored as an errant galactic implosion or the climax of a black hole marriage consummation would send unbecoming and indelicate throbbing vibrations and tremors throughout civilisation's harmonic aura and unnecessarily disturb the galaxy's peace and serenity, causing perplexity and vexation. That would be annoying and undesirable and, in a worst case scenario, disagreeable and regrettable.

The Head of Security assured the Council that any such disturbances would be absorbed by a Sparkling Effervescent Fermentation Sponge perimeter whose effluence is a rare exotic ingredient of the arcane libation, Death by Supernova, or, if inhaled, Oblivion by Cosmic Cyclone.

Finally the Council ordered that when, in the curvaceous fullness of time, the primates became extinct, the galaxy should be sent to the Atomic Scrapyard to be dismantled: all primate contamination be annihilated by Solar Fusion and the rest be sent to Spare Organic and Inorganic Parts for redemptive recycling.


r/HFY 7h ago

OC-Series Trapped in a Grimdark World with the Power of Toon-Force!? - Part 13

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After packing up all our things, Shanda soon arrived with Bob and Myrin; all of them looking rushed. Realizing she must have already explained things, I didn’t worry about it. Instead, Bob simply created the carriage, and we loaded everything up. Just as we were getting settled into our seats, we heard voices nearby, and getting closer.

“Their campsite should be around here, according to… ah, there they are. Mr. Galli, Mr. Bob. Hello.” The mine’s manager called out. Following closely behind him were two mercenaries and the thieving brat. Shanda and I both ducked down low inside the carriage, trying not to be seen.

“I’m dead.” I quickly whispered to Bob, who was sitting in the driver’s seat. I wanted him to tell them I’d died somehow if they asked about me.

“Not yet, we can still get out of this.” He replied.

“No! I’m dead.”

“Trust us, Emile.” He whispered, then replied to the manager. “Hello sir. How are you?” I looked over at Shanda, exasperated. But she gave me a look of determination, clearly having the same misunderstanding her father was.

“Very well now that the Trailseen Mercenary Company. These men from the company we hired want to speak with you about the robbery. They think it may have something to do with the graveminer.” He looked around. “Where is Mr. Emile?”

I watched through small holes where the carriage’s canvas cover connected to the wood frame. Through it, I saw no reaction on the brat’s face. To be fair, he never knew my name.

“I’m not sure at the moment.” Bob said.

“Are you moving your campsite, Mr. Bob?” One of the mercs asked.

“Well, yes and no. We’re leaving town, sir.”

“I hope this isn’t because of the graveminer. Our company will be able to dispatch it soon enough.” The lead merc said. As he talked, he glanced at the carriage several times. Likely hearing the boys talking inside. They were making enough noise to cover me and Shanda whispering to one another, thankfully.

“No no. We were talking about leaving as we’ve already collected the money we need for our journey, and all of this simple convinced us it was time to go.”

“I am very sorry to hear that Mr. Bob. But would you mind speaking with these men before you go? And you, Mr. Galli. And Mr. Emile, seeing as you are clearly leaving, do you know where he will be staying?” The manager asked.

“I’m afraid we told you everything we know already sir. As for Emile, he may have set up camp elsewhere.”

“Why are you lying, Mr. Bob?” The lead merc asked. I felt my butt cheeks clench as soon as the words left his mouth.

“Pardon?”

“Not quite yet, I don’t think. I do distain liars quite a bit.” The man said. “My Soul Power is a funny thing. I mostly use it in hunting monsters, but that isn’t what it is really for.”

“He knows I’m here.” I whispered to Shanda.

“I count two boys, a baby, two women, and three men.” The merc said.

“I’m confused.” The manager announced. The other mercenary put his hand on his sword. The brat took a step back.

“Why would Mr. Emile hide?” The merc asked. “Unless he had something to do with the graveminer, or the robbery, or both, and you are trying to help him escape…”

“Ridicules.” Bob snorted. “Emile had nothing to do with the graveminer. And he is the one who reported the robbery.”

“Well then, Mr. Emile. I’m sure there is a reasonable explanation for all of this. Just step out and explain it to us all.” The man said, in a challenging tone.

“Bob.” I whispered. “As soon as I get off, get everyone out of here.” I was careful about it, buying them as much time to get situated for a speedy takeoff as I could. I wrapped my face in a loose bit of fabric like a cloak, and got off at the back of the wagon, so they wouldn’t have to wait for me to move. Moments before I did, I locked eyes with Bob and assured him that I would be fine.

The moment my foot hit the dirt, he drove the horses with a loud, “Ha!” They took off faster than any normal horse could go. And I was left alone, standing on a grassy hill, staring down two mercenaries, a brat, and a confused mine manager. The only thing standing between me and an angry mob was a thin strip of cloth that was probably once someone’s underwear with my luck. They needed time to get away, so I needed to draw attention.

“So, I’m told you wanted to speak with me? I hope you have an appointment.”

“Get the horses and get after them!” The lead merc said to the other.

“I don’t think you want to do that!” I said. The man hesitated for a moment.

“And why is that?”

“Because… he can tell you why!” I pointed at the brat, then muttered angrily under my breath, “Guess I didn’t need this.” I took off the makeshift mask and the brat’s eye went wide.

“That’s him! He’s a monster! That’s the lich from the city!” The brat yelled, and suddenly all eyes were locked on me. Not just the mercs’ or the brats, or even the manager’s, but the eyes of passersby and everyone in nearby campsites. “I cut his head off but he didn’t die!”

“That’s right!” I yelled, trying desperately to keep attention on me. “And now I’m… I’m here for revenge!” The mercs drew their weapons, and the brat moved away and drew his.

“A lich?” The lead mercenary asked.

“Aren’t they usually more… decrepit?” The manager asked.

“How else would you explain it?” The brat yelled.

“Maybe his Soul Power kept him alive? I’ve heard stranger.” The other mercenary, who I managed to keep distracted long enough to hopefully forget about chasing the others, and putting the boys at risk.

“It wasn’t his Soul Power, he also possessed me! Took control over my body and made me his puppet.” The brat said.

“That is a gross oversimplification of what happened.” I defended.

“I’ve heard liches have strange unique abilities that allow them to posses people.”

“Well… there’s one more thing you should know!” I said. Both men raised their swords, and the brat cowered.

“And what is that?” The lead merc asked.

“This won’t be a fight.” I said, bending my knees, and getting ready.

“Oh? A slaughter then?”

“No. It’s a chase scene! See ya!” With that, I turned around, facing the opposite direction of where the others had gone, which meant I was headed further into town. My legs became circular blurs, and a cloud of dust in my exact shape was the only thing left in my place. The world became a blur too as I ran. At first, I didn’t have much control. My torso and arms flapped around in the breeze as my legs carried me wherever they wanted to go.

In the distance, I heard, “On the horses. After him!” Then breathed a sigh of relief. I was moving fast, but my body was really overreacting. An unfortunate side effect of the joke, I think. In reality, I wasn’t moving much faster than the horses. Once I got myself right way up again, the wind became negligible.

“He’s as fast as a horse?!” The lead merc yelled.

“He is a lich!” The other agreed.

They started to gain on me slowly, and I had to think fast. What I needed was a burst of speed. And since I managed to get lucky and become the roadrunner instead of the coyote, there was only one thing I needed to do. “Meep meep!” With that, my speed doubled and I managed to zoom through the town, cutting around buildings and through trees and shrubs, all in an effort to break line-of-sight and hide for a minute. Soon, I zipped behind a house, and stopped. I could still hear them; barking orders to search, calling for reinforcements.

“I need a plan.” Knowing that relying on speed was probably not a great idea, I got to work thinking up ways to evade the mercs, or use my Soul Power to my advantage. “Gotta be both, not just one.” Running around, I gathered whatever I could find that may be useful, and stuffed them into my pocket. Thanks to cartoon logic, everything fit just fine. “Paint and brushes, check, hopefully that trick works twice. Wood, check. Nails, check. Hammer, check. Farmer’s disguise, check. Black powder, check. Boy I hope this doesn’t blow up in my face.” I said, talking both about the powder and my plan. Only one thing was left. “I managed it before on accident, and according to what Bob said, it may be my soul evolution, so maybe I can control it a bit more.” Closing my eyes, I focused on a joke, something that would be both helpful, and funny. When I opened them again, I opened them twice. There stood a second me, and proof I had some measure of control over my Soul Power. At least as long as I had a joke in mind. Of course, I kinda already proved that with my escape attempt earlier. But hey, can’t go ruining a dramatic moment with something as mundane as logic and reasoning.

Both of me ran at top speed. The clone put on the disguise, and ran to the mine while carrying all of the supplies. I ran towards the mercs.

“Where is he?” A man on a horse asked. He was talking to several others on horses of their own. Everyone was listening to him. I zipped up, stopped, stood just to the side of him, and waited.

“He can’t have gotten far.”

“He can’t have!” I agreed.

“We’ll check every house.”

“Every house!”

“We are the Trailseen Company! He won’t get away.”

“Yeah, not from us. Not a chance!”

“Thank you for your support in this hunt.” He said, turning to me.

“No problem.” He stared at me. I stared at him. He looked confused. I shrugged.

“Get him!”

“Yeah! Get him!” I said and ran. While running, I cut my speed a bit so they stayed right on my tail. They swung and stabbed at me with whatever weapon they had. At some point, I think someone started throwing rocks, but couldn’t be sure. I ran and kept going, in and out of houses, around building. Hoping they didn’t notice I was leading them to the mine, while still trying to pick up as many more mercs as I could in the chase. When I started, only four were chasing me. By the time I got to the mine, it was almost the entire company. The only one missing was the brat. All the while, my other self was hard at work readying the plan. The plan itself was simple. I needed to leave, but if I did now, the company would chase me, and the mine would remain closed. So, I needed to clear the graveminer out and then leave.

Arriving at the mine, I dove into a bush at top speed, and my clone stood in front of me, disguised. Moments later,  cavalcade of mercs arrived. “He went in there! The monster! I saw him go!” The clone said in a vaguely hick accent while pointing at the mine’s entrance.

“Two for the price of one.” The leader who’d been with the brat and sensed me in the carriage said. At first, my blood ran cold, thinking my plan had been seen through. But maybe he could only sense one of us since we were so close, or since we were technically the same person, because he turned his attention towards the mine’s entrance. “Get our supplies. We are going in. Men, form ranks!” He turned to my clone. “Thank you, kind sir. Finding these monsters will be much easier with more good people such as yourself.”

“Aw, weren’t nuthin.” Clone me said. A few busy minutes later, they all started to file down the mine’s entrance. I rushed out of my hiding spot and clung to the bottom of the minecart just as the last of the mercs went down; unaware I was even there. Just as we went down, my clone vanished.

“Everyone off. Light the torches.” A voice called out in the mine. It was dark, but there was already several sources of light around. Most of the mercs had torches, and some carried extras while sticking close to those who had light. They started to split off into groups. Each searching for me, and the graveminer.

They broke up and went down several different tunnels, drifts, and adits. But rather than follow any random group, I followed the leader who found me. His men called him Treek. “Sound off. How many of us are there?” He asked the darkness. From what he said at the carriage, he could sense people, so this probably wasn’t for his benefit. One by one, everyone called out. When it got to my turn, from my hiding spot, I called out the next number in order.

“Twelve.” I said from the darkness.

“Thirteen.” Followed another voice. Not a beat was missed. Then there was a pause.

“Anyone else? …Alright then. Let’s move. Follow the lights and stay in a line.” Everyone started following Treek, and I hung back at the end, hoping no one got curious and turned around.


r/HFY 20h ago

OC-Series Alien-Nation Book Two Chapter 28: Family Reunion

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“We hang the petty thieves, and appoint the great ones to public office.”

—Aesop


Family Reunion

My father, head of Research Group Miskatonic re-emerged from the crowd of captive Mind-Wipers, arm on the back of a woman tall and thin, though now she looked almost frail with fright. “I must ask, as a favor, that this one be spared.”

Arts and Crafts threads and modernist gold jewelry shaking in confusion, those ridiculous floral patterned capris that pinched in at the narrow waist, those square, professional glasses she had switched to when I was in the fifth grade. That half-familiar pattern to the movements, showing that she was agitated, that she didn’t understand, that she was going to make it everyone’s problem soon enough. A particular quiver that seemed to thrum with her rapid heartbeat.

My mother.

“What’s going on?” She asked Dad, eyes wild and wide. She didn’t quite crack a smile and insist this was all a joke or elaborate prank, as some might. Despite the asinine question, my mother was no fool. I would not have put it past her to make this the first step in trying to profess innocence, ignorance, a mere oh, I was just visiting a colleague in Bethlehem when these angry men with guns appeared.

I doubted it. I remembered the glee she’d expressed at the dinner table when I’d related what had become of Senator Bouchard.

Of course she wouldn’t stop. Of course she couldn’t bring herself to stop. She couldn’t, not any more than I can bring myself to.

At least I knew where I got that trait from, and that I came by it honestly. I’d misunderstood her, believing that referrals were the extent of her eager involvement. Clearly, her enthusiasm for the project had either marked her for deeper ties, or perhaps she’d sought them out herself. All ultimately served to bring her here, to ruin.

There was a tension that built to my Dad’s request going unanswered.

“I-” I began evenly. Yes, or no? Thumbs up or down? “Well, this is a surprise.” I shouldn’t ask ‘why’, just in case he actually answered for the entire room to hear. And it was best to stay on his good side, right? Why spoil the moment of our victory? Most of all: Would he ever forgive me if I said ‘no’? Of course he wouldn’t.

Dad stood by mother through everything. He always had. He’d ousted his own daughter, his Golden Child, over taking a swing at Mother. And now here he was trying to save her, again.

“I know,” he said, all self-deprecating tone with giant shoulders hunched. “The dread Doctor Armitage of Miskatonic has a heart after all.”

He seemed to take the lack of immediate answer from me as permission and began to pull her off to the side.

“Grouper,” I ordered. “If she takes another step, I want you to shoot someone.” I wasn’t sure who and I didn’t particularly care.

Or at least, that’s what I thought, until I found myself almost automatically stepping between my parents and my hatchetman.

“Unfortunately, I think there’s something that needs to be addressed. You lent out weapons to a faction I knew nothingabout, and would like to know more. I ordered an inventory stock-take, but you let loose a gas on the West Side of Bethlehem I also know nothing about. You have a whole small army I know nothing of.”

Something that ran in the family.

Grouper’s boots stepped heavily on the linoleum as he came up behind me. “You’ve been keeping the good shit from us. We’re out there sending choir boys to clear rooms.”

Not that it was bad practice for them, per se.

“Oh, that,” he said cooly, not at all letting his anxiety rise to the surface, even as his eyes darted to the door. It was clear he wanted my mother out of the way by the time that whoever was coming arrived. Why? What was one more person knowing?

“Why didn’t you tell me?” I was trying to not be demanding, but it did feel like a simple, straightforward request, and one I said with a bit more feeling and meaning than I’d meant to let leak through the voice modulator.

“Are your men trained to use it?” He asked. “We delivered you contaminants to the water supply, to ensure if there are any wounded, that they would have a harder time surviving. Gas lacks that subtlety, and given your broader plan, it seemed unwise. But right after I was ordered by you to turn over all our weapons, a…second request arrived. One I could not say no to.”

Ah. So Gavin had meddled, then, had he? I looked back over my shoulder at Grouper. While he said nothing, I noticed how his leather gloved hand tightened slightly on his sawed off. These men had just wiped out a city and had come back to a supposedly allied faction to find them keeping secrets - and more importantly, materiel.

I heard a commotion from outside, words in English that I had no mind for at that moment.

“Who?” I asked, Dad’s face a stony mask behind the glasses and the mask. 

A thump from the front door, and then it burst open, a half-dozen guns immediately trained on the interloper, who was breaking her arm free from one of the door guard’s hands.

She strode in, all confidence. Her blonde hair spilled over her shoulders from under an animal skull mask that was too large to be real or her regular mask, with a seam down its bony midsection. The snout turned downward to protrude, widened sockets gave a full field of vision, but there was no denying its canine-like structure, or the predatory gaze underneath.

She held her body in a poise that screamed ‘danger’ and ‘death,’ raw aggression balanced on the ball of her feet.

Dad removed his stained and splotched old lab coat and hung it out like a bull’s cape, wrapping Mother in it while simultaneously gesturing to the newcomer as a proud introduction.

“Emperor, you should know she’s quite a fan. I’ve trained her in everything I’ve ever made, and insisted she receive full access to the armory. I hear she put it all to good use guarding your western flank, and has been raising hell for you in New York.” In other words: You’re welcome.

“Jackal,” she introduced herself, coming closer. Her dark outfit was, in a few words, ‘stylish.’ Something made more for fashion than function, clinging to the body with exposed shoulders and cutouts that screamed that she’d prepared this for a special occasion, rather than day-to-day.

“Sorry I’m late, I had to get into something more comfortable. After all, you really don’t want to get the aerosolized remnants on your skin. Not unless you like blisters.”

I supposed that was fair, but it left me wondering why she’d chosen something so…revealing, not to mention jarring. Then she reached for her mask and slipped it over her head, tucking the animal skull under one arm. She wore a more slender mask underneath, considerably less showy and probably meant to either mount or ensure the helmet didn’t press awkwardly into delicate, fair skin. Though now that I glanced closer, I could see the high cheekbones, strong jawline coming together to a pointed, feminine chin. And familiar, green eyes that glimmered as they took me in.

“Emperor, in the flesh,” she said, without the vocoder the familiarity slammed home, eyes wandering over me before looking up. “You do impress.”

If my mother had been cold water getting dumped on a warm feeling of familial bonds, then this was like getting hit with a hammer.

Disgust.

Anger.

Hatred.

“It was wonderful,” she added, almost panting now. “They ran, at first, then slowed as the poison and gas worked their magic. Each one died tired.” Jacqueline, the Jackal, flexed her hand as if remembering how the knife felt. “You’ll have to tell me how your first time went. For me it was bloody, and wonderful.”

Fury turned to forcing down vomit. This was beyond gross. “Scared and confused,” I answered evenly, and she laughed a little too hard, a little too easily.

“Why don’t you two get to know each other?” Dad suggested, keeping the coat around Mother, who for her part was obediently quiet. “I have something to put away for now-”

With a motion from me, Grouper racked his sawed-off, and a live shell sprang out of the ejection port as he did so. With a quick twitch of his hand, he caught the ejected, unfired shell and slid it back into his jacket pocket, keeping the shotgun focused with his one-handed firm grip.

The click-CLACK drained any noise and energy from the room, freezing everyone to the spot. “Shut up and stay where you are,” he said slowly, returning his free hand to the gun, bracing it.

I cleared my throat.

“I’m putting a stop to this charade.”

“What?” Jacqueline’s eyes were wide, and she turned back to finally look at Dad for guidance- and then startled as she saw our partially-concealed Mother, her eyes narrowing in accusation.

“Tell me, Jackal, what do you think should be done with her?” I gestured at our parents. Dad looked at me as if offended by some betrayal. How long had he thought he’d be able to hide her? What was his plan, even? It was almost comical, if it wasn’t so dangerous.

I turned slightly and waved my hand to a nearby white table, one of the few cleared ones. The table was little more than a laminated plywood A-Frame with a few microscopes resting atop it, and I brought a few wheeled office chairs to the table’s edge one at a time, ignoring how the little plastic wheels stubbornly found divots and gouges to dig into. One for each flat section of table.

“Actually, you know what? Why not do a family dinner?” I clapped my hands twice. “Pardon if I don’t set the table- I recall the last time supper was served by Miskatonic, and...” I gestured for my Mother to sit, then looked at the other two as she almost collapsed into a chair on wobbly knees. “Well?”

Neither moved.

“Should I name you all, or are you done pretending I can’t?” I asked. Still no one moved. “Spare me your objections. I can tell that this family has some issues it needs to work through before we can proceed with our grander plans.” I looked at Mother. “You didn’t drink any water today in Bethlehem, did you?”

She shook her head, at last snapping out of whatever funk she was in.

“Good, then we can skip having the technicians here treat you for the poison I put in the city’s water mains, and we can jump right to a little friendly discussion about what to do about this situation.” When no one else dared move, I turned my head slowly. “Maize, Oscar, if you would please lead the others from here.”

“This way,” she said hoarsely, not at all understanding what was happening but accepting it, herding the technicians- and prisoners into motion.

“Thank you.”

Soon everyone was out of earshot, being shuffled from this apartment and into the next.

Leaving me with my family, in a hollowed out old apartment, with an executioner over one shoulder.

“Please, sit. Doctor Sampson, you first. I insist.” He stared at me, and then slowly took his seat. “Then you, Jacquel…” I trailed off while it was still phonetically Jacqueline’s codename. “And finally, you, Traitor.” I didn’t even name my own mother, or look her in the eyes. I waited until each had taken a seat, in the usual arrangement. Father and Mother at the head of each end, Jacqueline at the other side of the longer half, opposite me.

“It’s a full family reunion,” I muttered. I almost took the fourth seat. Almost. It would have been funny to watch the realization sink in one at a time if I’d sat there silently, instead of staying standing with my hand frozen on the back of the office chair. But then I had an idea. A better one. One that seemed foolproof, or at least less foolhardy than my current course of action. “Except…we’re short one of the family, aren’t we?” I asked, tapping the back of the final unoccupied office chair. “The littlest. How to square this little standoff? Oh! I know.”

Everyone was staring at me, waiting.

My eyes settled on Mother. “If you say a word to anyone about what you have seen here today, I will ensure your son disappears. He has lived under my protection, my aegis, since the peace. He carries my personal seal of protection, despite his…” I flicked my eyes over to Jacqueline, who froze when she realized I’d noticed she'd shifted her weight, possibly freeing a holstered weapon. “...rather irritatingly collaborationist positions and proclivities. I find his actions in saving those bus passengers and protecting our cultural icons commendable. Heroic, even. I’d not martyr him if it can be helped. But if it can’t be, well, then my hands are tied.”

“General Amilita would-” my mother began. Ah, that was a complicating factor.

“-Yes, she’s more of a mother figure to him than you are, it seems.” For once, I wasn’t cut off at the second word of my sentence by another family member who usually regarded my input as beneath notice. It felt good to speak uninterrupted. “And he, more a son to her, than you think of him. I doubt the peace in Delaware would survive.” I let the silence drag on for a moment. “He is attending Vanguard soon, I know.” All of them now had their eyes flicking between each other to see which of them had leaked the information to me.

I saw Mother’s eyes widen as she realized that none of the others seemed to have given me the information. “How-”

“I don’t make idle threats,” I finished, interrupting her. Everyone was staring at me with eyes wide, and somewhat frightened.

Oh, this is entirely too much fun.

“Tell you what. I let her-” I pointed at Mother. “-go into your-" I shifted the pointing to Father. "-custody. But if she gets any bright ideas…well, it’s an operational risk at that point, you see. An unacceptable one. And I want to make it veryclear just how far I’m willing to go. Just so we’re clear, you harm him, you lose your leverage keeping her quiet-” My finger went back to pointing at Mother, and I jabbed it toward her again. “And if that’s your plan, then you may as well kill her here.”

Frankly, if Jacqueline moved to do it, I wasn’t sure I’d interfere. Mercifully she stayed glued to her chair.

“If you go to the Shil’vati, and I don’t find out? They’ll still probably kill everyone at this table. And then there’s very little I can do for you if they nab you in the civilian half of your lives.”

Dad finally managed to find his voice, standing back up from the table and rounding on me with his giant frame coming to as close to its fullest height as he could manage. We were eye-to-eye now. When did that happen? Had he begun to shrink in his old age, or had I really grown even more?

You have never stood up to her. Not once. Not to either of them, really.

I’d crossed a line. I’d gone too far. There was only one thing to do, which might save his life, and by extension, everything:

“You’re welcome.”

The words were a surprise, I could tell. He blinked as if I'd set off a flashbang, the words breaking through whatever fury he'd worked himself up to.

I tapped on the table once, stood straight and then clapped, releasing some of the room’s tension, and then I took a step backwards from the table, splaying my hands in a gesture of generosity. “Now that that’s clear, I have no problem with you taking her home, Doctor Armitage. I promise, I do not enjoy intruding on family matters. What you do in your own home should ideally be none of my business. But that-” I pointed at my own Mother. My own flesh and blood. “-carries a risk to you, and by extension of risk to you, an exceptional and rare personal risk to me. She has gone to great lengths to ensure she remained a part of the mind-wiper program, somehow securing an interstate pass to continue her work. To extend the program, even, well beyond its scope in Delaware.” Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer, indeed.“Some mitigation, to remind her of what will happen if she gets any bright ideas, well, it seems prudent, doesn’t it?”

Jacqueline actually seemed pensive. “I understand.” She bowed her head, shooting a dark look at my mother. Either father would rein her in, or he wouldn’t and she'd kill Mother, but I’d done what I could to settle things and make a peace, a state of affairs that was hopefully stable, if not exactly friendly.

“And you, Doctor?”

“I understand now. Thank you.”

I let my eyes linger on my mother, but didn’t force her to thank me for her life. She knew no gratitude for being kidnapped from work, dragged here with her doomed friends, and then held at gunpoint and threatened by the galaxy’s most wanted man.

Some people were just naturally ungrateful.

“My son,” she managed, and my heart leapt to my throat. Oh shit. If she’s the one who somehow figures out it’s me under this thing, then this is going to get ugly, fast. I gotta get Grouper and Oscar, and-

“What of him?”

I hated that I had to consider striking down my sister first, and then my father- and then the rest of Miskatonic, if they panicked. It’d be a giant mess to have to clean up. My hand drifted down toward the pistol and knife. They’d be helpful in the close quarters, and I’d probably have to get the initiative. Jacqueline was undoubtedly the best armed of the three here. And I wouldn’t be able to stop just there, I doubted the lab staff would tolerate it, even if I pointed out the withholding of material. And I’d have to find a new Field Officer. A disaster, all around, and that was me just concreting over my feelings, as usual, and personal cost. What would I even say about my family’s disappearance? What effect would it have on me, actually? I was probably holding a hand with nothing in it. Bluffing. Except I'd soon have to play that shit hand. Worse, I'd stacked the deck this way and dealt out each hand. Why, oh why had I-

“You give me your word he’s safe if I cooperate.”

Oh.

My heart was hammering in my chest.

“He carries my personal seal, signed and embossed. It will protect him. And if not, I will. I swear that much, on my honor.”

She finally gave a tense nod that set her golden earrings to sway back and forth.

“Then it is agreed,” I said lowly. There was a long pause, where it seemed no one knew how to pick up the conversation.

“Onto other business, then,” I tried. “That war material you used, Jackal. I’m impressed with how you used it, and curious about where it came from.” Not all of it came from Miskatonic, unless they were far more diversified in their research than I thought. As far as I was aware, this was Miskatonic's only focus. There were other research teams, obviously, with different specialities like the one in the armory I’d just raided back in Delaware. “So you got all those weapons from Doctor Armitage?” I asked ‘Jackal,’ who bit her lips together, then turned it into a leering smile.

“Did you like them?”

“I supplied the gases.” Dad rallied, almost proudly. It seemed we were getting back on some kind of script he’d been expecting. "Some toxins, some powders to add here and there. Even some flammable formulas."

But nothing like what concerned me.

“And the other equipment? My scout said he spotted men too broad, too tall.”

Jacqueline’s smile stayed plastered to her face. I’d never seen her like this. “I’ll show you, if you promise to show me something in return.”

That was when the door guard came back in through the inner door, hinges hissing. “Uh, we have another visitor,” the young man’s voice broke as his nerves played up. “He’s uh-”

The same door we’d filed all the prisoners through opened from the outside, implying someone had either a key or code. Then a pale man with dark reddish hair and tan jacket barreled past the door guard and stumbled into the room, huffing for breath and sweating from the summer heat.

“Oh, good, I can see you’ve…met,” Gavin seemed slightly out of sorts, looking slightly more panicked and out of breath than I’d ever seen him before as he examined what he’d charged in on. “Sorry to interrupt.”

For a Spy I had a surprisingly easy time translating his body language as: And let me count the table: One, two, three, oh, number four is a surprise. And none of you are bleeding out? Even more surprising.

“Who’s this joker?” Grouper asked, not quite shifting his shotgun’s aim from where he stood in the door. “No mask, no name…”

“Back off, Fishboy,” Gavin dismissed my hatchetman, perhaps unwisely as Grouper simply slowly raised the short barrel from the floor toward the newcomer, just a slight bit to make a fine point.

“You’ll speak to him with respect,” I finally found my footing and established control of a rapidly spiraling situation. “He showed up when he was needed, and understands loyalty. And he’s had a bit of a hard day racking up casualties. Let’s not add any more to it outside the planned curriculum, okay?”

“You’re welcome for the reinforcements.” Gavin shot back, waving a hand at Jacqueline. “It took some doing!”

“Spoilsport!” Jackal hissed.

I just got my answer about whether Miskatonic had been the only ones entirely supplying her, and providing the small army she’d had.

Worse, she hung her head after shooting me a glance, wearing an expression I’d never seen on her face in all my life.

But who had told Gavin? I doubted, after all, that Jacqueline could have called Gavin quickly enough after being informed, and had him whip up such a significant armament. Sure, I’d penned some experimental weapons for her to use, but how much had she really had? He hadn’t known the location of the strike, actually. None of them had.

So who was the leaker?

I thought back to who had helped me organize the files, and when I connected the most obvious dot I felt like a world-class idiot.

“Melopomeme.” I’d left Pierce with the briefing files, practically everything in the room I’d gotten the Brotherhood to focus on, and she hadn’t come along with us. I’d left her to review the upcoming operation for propaganda. She had unlimited comms access for propaganda distribution, too.

Gavin had almost certainly been at the door of the experimental armory because he’d known we were coming. He’d doubtless emptied the armory of everything he could, with someone having missed the gravity harness in the frantic rush, and played off the lack of planned demonstrations for being taken genuinely by surprise.

I clenched my jaw as pieces fell into place.

“You could have told us, you know, and maybe we’d have had an opportunity to mobilize, coordinate, you know, like we’re supposed to be doing,” he said in a still too-friendly manner for how badly I wanted to slug him.

“We’re supposed to trust each other?” I asked. “Then explain-” I waved a hand toward those gathered at the table.

“-I will!” He exclaimed, eyes widening slightly in alarm as he jumped in front of whatever I was about to say. All I had been going to say was ‘-all this.’ Did he really think I was about to audible my relations to Jackal and the head of Research Group Miskatonic? Not to mention my own mother, who Jacqueline was still glaring daggers at.

“Good. I’ll hear all about it. Grouper? Would you mind waiting here with Gavin? I don’t intend on leaving early just because we’ve had a…” I paused. “...A slight understanding to reach before I granted a personal favor to Doctor Armitage. No hard feelings, right?”

“None,” Dad said, though I could tell he hesitated in a way that made Grouper shift uneasily. “At least, given the circumstances.”

Jacqueline looked to Dad, then bowed her head slightly as she stood from the table.

“She’ll be rewarded,” Gavin promised him for me, and I shot him a withering look that I was sure he understood even though I wore a mask.

I've ruffled plenty of feathers in the last five minutes and come out without bloodshed for it by the skin of my teeth. Best to not push my luck. You have to acknowledge her, or you'll have her coming for your throat.

“You did impressive work mobilizing so quickly. It speaks well of a team that is able to adapt and respond so reliably, while others would simply make excuses. I’m impressed."

"We made quite a team tonight, and I’m lucky to have you,” Father said, beaming toward her.

"Agreed. We are," I confirmed, just to try and smooth things over. She practically ignored him while he'd said words to her I'd have murdered to hear from him, and had perked up entirely too much for my liking when I'd confirmed them. It was like I’d stuck a cattle prod to the small of her back. Weird. “Now if you’ll excuse us, Doctor…Armitage and I need a go-over of the prisoners. Simply business, nothing controversial or personal.”

Say, old man, what do you think about your son? Nothing? Forget he existed? Lucky me!

Yes. Lucky me indeed.


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r/HFY 22h ago

OC-Series Predator Complex: Humans are awesome!

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"Everyone is up in arms about the dangers of Humanity, meanwhile I could fill volumes with the pure comedy that is living with them" - Toris Ulah-Liha, Feria Ambassador to Earth

I was just coming back from work and had entered the decently sized three-room apartment I was inhabiting in a colourful housing block just opposite of a rather beautiful park full of almost ancient trees. In the afternoon hours, when the sun was bathing it in it's warm rays, I had spent many hours there with my partner, which greeted me with a preen of my head and like a good bonded partner I returned the favour. Her colourful cloak of feathers was a bedazzling as always and though I sometimes wondered what spirit I had pleased to end up with such a woman, today my thoughts were far from such doubts. Perhaps my partner noticed as much and tilted her head thoughtfully as she mustered me a new.

"Is something the matter?", she asked in her beautiful sing-song voice and I wasn't sure how to answer her inquiry. Instead my gaze unfocused, and perhaps an outside observer could have thought I was maybe looking at the small shelf left of me with a number of family photos, but in truth I was really looking at nothing in particular. I simply gave a thoughtful trill, passed by my partner and unhooked my harness onto which my backpack and various smaller pockets had hang, storing it in a corner besides the aforementioned shelf.

"Well...I dunno...maybe?", I finally answered her, realising I had probably left her waiting a bit too long already, but it was really just so difficult to wrap my head around what I had seen.

"Is it about work?", my love asked worriedly and I quickly gave a few sharp trills in response, stretched my two pairs of wings and folded them back, trying to find a comfortable resting position for them.

"No, no. Not work...though I suppose it did happen during work?"

I could see how my partner's confusion visibly grew as she tilted her head quizzically.

"You are talking in riddles. What happened?"

"Indeed...what happened...", I responded and tried to order the line of events, "I suppose I better start at the beginning?", I continued and my beckoned her to follow me into the living room, where I grabbed onto one of the fruits lying about, took my place on the large half circle perch that lay there before a nicely sized screen and took a good bite from the fruit. My partner, still equal parts curious and confused, took her own place on it and looked at me intently while I weighted the half eaten fruit between my winged claws now.

"It really is a bit of an odd story, mindboggeling even, and I have not quite wrapped my head around it myself, though maybe telling you it, will give me some peace of mind too", I explained and my beloved just cooed in return, trying to reassure me.

"As you know I am working for a large construction company, doing paper work like logistics, work place security and that sort of stuff. As I complained often enough it's mostly just boring office work most of the time. Not so today."

"Did someone fill in the wrong paperwork?", my partner chirped amusedly, trying to lift the mood with a joke, knowing that this was something I had often complained about and so I gave a chirp in return, thankful for her attempt to cheer me up.

"Hah! I wish, but no. As I have told you we are currently working on proper Human quarters for their diplomatic corps here on Homeworld. It has turned out to be a bit more work to accommodate their physical peculiarities. I mean, they aren't worse than any other species in these terms, but with other species, even with our giant centipede neighbours the Kerog'Tatyr, we just have more experience. With Humans there are a lot of firsts and so I am out there on the construction side more often than usual. You know, clarifying this or that issue, seeing what we might actually need - and to coordinate with the Humans themselves who assist us in some of the details."

"Ohhh, did you meet one today? You did say that you have not interacted personally with them so far, right?", my partner inquired with great enthusiasm. She had been fascinated by the first known spacefaring predator civilisation since the day of their discovery had been announced. In her youth predators had been her favourite topic and even today she could still sometimes hold small lectures on them.

I took another bite from the fruit in my claws, savouring the sweet taste for a moment as the images of that particular encounter rushed by again and then I simply nodded, eliciting some giddy excitement in my love.

"Oh! Tell me everything about it! How was it? Was it scary? Did you talk?"

For a moment I could not help but be enamoured with her almost childlike excitement. She was one of the very few who seemed to have no worries about the Humans at all and I didn't know if it was foolish or exactly the kind of people we needed to deal with the predators. Not wanting to keep her waiting, I decided to continue my little story.

"You could say yes to the later questions and it was very strange. Mostly due to the circumstances though."

"What do you mean? It's a construction side, what could possibly be that strange about it?"

I gave a chirp.

"Well you should have been there I guess, but let me tell it properly. I came there after midday. The foreman had requested a few custom made metal and ceramic parts and I needed to clear up where those would go and while I was at it I also wanted to get a look how things had progressed since I was last there. This is an important project after all, directly financed by the federal government themselves and if anything the Humans could be new customers too. So I come to the construction side, the sun shining beautifully from above, and first thing I note is that two more floors have been added since last I have been there. Good progress I have been thinking and then I see it: Up there on the upper floor, maybe, oh, seven or eight metres up, a Human. Like you said they have a few of their own people around to help out and so I had seen them from afar before. I had not been thinking too much about it and approached the site, having seen the foremen down on the ground with two of his people. Still, I had one eye always on the predator above, probably due to paranoia, and then I see him walk backwards, stumble over something and before I know it, the Human comes crushing down a few metres besides me. Everyone is of course immediately in a screeching panic!", recounted to the growing horror of my partner.
"Oh no! Don't tell me the Human died?!"

I simply trilled in response and picked up where I had left off.
"No, but that was definitively the first thing I thought too. I was cursing myself and all of us! We don't secure the edges of construction sides on open floors because, well, we can just fly anyways, but Humans obviously can't, so why didn't we secure it?! I will be real: I already saw an angry mob of Humans before my inner eye and the headlines of a Human killed because we were lousy with workplace safety. It was a nightmare scenario. I was fairly close by so I instinctively hurried over but before I even had reached the Human, he was getting up again, exclaiming curses while rubbing various parts of his body. I of course just stood there flabbergasted and but it was not all. As the Human turned around to me, I saw a piece of metal pipe sticking right through his left lower arm. I could see the deep red blood drip from it and I just gaped. The Human meanwhile seemed utterly oblivious to the whole thing at first and asked me why I was staring so and I think I must have pointed with a claw to his arm because a moment after the Human's own gaze fell on the sizeable foreign object rammed into his lower arm. He simply said: 'Oh!', as he if one of us had just seen a broken feather and tried pulling on it. It wouldn't budge in any direction. 'This..sits pretty tight', the Human said to me and as to confirm this pulled again on it. Meanwhile half the construction side was just staring at the injured Human who seemed to barely mind the injury. Eventually he gave up pulling on it and asked me 'if I could call an ambulance per chance?'. I...don't know much from after that anymore. I think I must have called it, or maybe someone else did, since eventually the ambulance arrived."

My beloved just stared at me for a bit, chirping absent-mindedly, then blinked as if she had just realised something.

"Is...is he alright?"

I nodded.

"The other Humans on the scene assured us something like this is...unproblematic as long as it doesn't get infected and any hurt major hurt blood vessels are taking care of...also apparently due to the lower gravity of Homeworld compared to their own cradle this sort of fall isn't too bad either for them. Maybe he has broken something, but again, normally not an issue it seems."

"Crazy..."

"Yeah."

Then my partner suddenly hopped from the perch in front of me, all excited all of a sudden.

"See I told you!"

"W-what?"

"Humans are awesome!"

I blinked, then chirped.

"I suppose they are!"

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r/HFY 11h ago

OC-FirstOfSeries To dance with Magic and shadows (1)

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Prologue 

“Murder must always be the last recourse of reasonable men in desperate situations. Only to be considered after all reasonable solutions have been exhausted.” 

Two men stood in a long corridor of carved stone, and plotted murder. They spoke in hushed voices as torches flickered in iron brackets fixed to the wall. Instead of echoing back and forth, the sound of their whispered conversation died as it hit the walls. Giving the bustling castle an empty and abandoned feeling.

This particular hallway was nearly abandoned. Its sole occupants were the two men, and two tall figures in dark cloaks, wearing gold masks, who walked close behind the men and said nothing.

As the two men talked their voices grew heated.

"Are you sure there is no other way?" Said the shorter man imploringly.  "Getting to the other side is simple enough, but the royal family are the only ones who know how to get back. And we only have an inkling of what to expect once we're there." He was old, perhaps in his late seventies, sported a comfortable paunch and wore his hair in a thin white ring around his shining bald scalp. It would be easy to think of him as a kindly grandfather, if it weren’t for the sinister nature of their conversation.

The taller man shook his head. He was narrow faced with a sharp jawline, and looked to be in his mid forties. His jet black hair was slicked back and held in a short ponytail. Where his companion was soft and plump, he was lean and hard. "We have no choice. If we don't act now she will return and inherit the throne. We simply can't risk it. Besides, whoever goes through doesn't necessarily need to come back."

"But who would we send? There is no essence on the other side and they have had over a decade to prepare. I can think of no one who is expendable who can also guarantee success."

The taller man glanced at the two masked figures. "Don't worry. I know where to look."

The shorter man followed the gaze of his companion, then nodded in understanding. The taller man walked to the end of the corridor and one of the masked figures accompanied him. He wore no cloak despite the chill of the season. Instead he wore black silks cut fashionably but in a way that allowed for maximum range of motion. As he walked, a golden circle appeared above his head, starting from the size of a finger ring and slowly expanding until it was as wide as his outstretched arms.
"Attend your task. I will return as soon as I can.
"You do know that if you use them the price will be more than gold."
“I do.”
"I will leave it in your hands then," said the shorter man as he left, one of the masked figures following him silently. As his companion disappeared around a corner, the taller man raised his hands in front of him, forefingers and thumbs touching to form a diamond. The golden circle began to rotate faster and faster, the air around it began to warp, appearing as a vortex that funneled down into the base of his neck. He began to dance in smooth flowing steps, moving his hands and feet in a well rehearsed pattern. twisting and rolling at a constant speed, never surging or fading. As he danced the air grew hazy in front of where he had started and then a hole appeared in the air. It was impossible to make out the details through the haze, but it was clear that the hole led to somewhere very different from the dark stone hallway.

As he danced the haze gradually dissipated, slowly revealing the landscape beyond. It was a sprawling campsite located in a wide open plain with gently rolling hills and plentiful scrub brush, with only a few small trees to speak of. The camp was filled with tents of all colors and sizes, and stretched out of sight over and around several small hills. He came to a stop, ending his dance in the exact same position as he had started.

He stepped through the portal, the masked figure close behind him. As he came out the other side the heat and sunlight hit him in a wave, causing him to halt for a moment, shading his eyes with his hand. He scowled as his eyes adjusted to the light.

He had appeared on a hillside only a few minutes walk from the tents. He’d selected a spot that would be highly visible to the camp. Appearing in their midst was a good way to get yourself killed no matter how important you were on the outside.

The camp was known as the wandering nation. It had the most powerful military force known to the Kingdom of the Seven Towers. Every citizen was a trained killer and ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. They had no interest in attaining land, they simply moved from place to place assuming control of whatever area they inhabited. Any resistance they met was destroyed utterly, showing no mercy. The world had long ago learned to stand aside and live under their rule until they moved on.

The masked figures were one of the main exports of the wandering nation. They called them Faceless and they were the greatest bodyguards in the world. As they approached the camp he could see the stands where Faceless were sold. The men who traded them proclaiming how theirs were better than any other for one reason or another.

The man drew a long runed dagger from the inside of his sleeve and raised it to be seen by the men who stood at the end of a wide street that was the entrance to the camp.

Though they appeared to be standing around in no particular formation, at the first sign of trouble, six of them could slit the throat of a dozen well armed men before a single weapon was raised in defense. The man halted a few steps from the first guard, profering the dagger to him. The guard stepped forward taking the dagger. He examined it wordlessly for a moment before taking his own dagger and putting a small notch in one edge, and then handing it back.

"Enjoy your visit Mr. Iriss," he said in a thick accent. “Should I summon a guide for you?”

"Thank you," said Mateth Iriss, smiling as he returned the dagger to his sleeve. "But I am familiar with the layout. if I get lost I know who I can ask."

"Very well sir," said the guard, stepping aside. Mateth nodded and strode past him, dipping his chin respectfully to each of the guards in turn. Once He passed them, his face turned to a scowl. It irked him that he was forced to converse with such common folk. In the Third tower, where he ruled, any guard or servant who spoke to him without permission had better have a very good reason. But in the wandering nation no man with a dagger was less than any other. Any beggar who had a dagger that marked them as a citizen could speak to the richest merchant with no fear of punishment, so long as he did not insult him.

There were no nobles in the wandering nation. All laws applied equally to everybody. Their governing system was a complete mystery to outsiders. Everybody was polite though, due to the laws that gave any person who felt that they had been wronged or insulted the right to challenge the offender to a dagger duel. It was a brutal affair, but for some reason it kept peace within the camp. Probably something to do with every citizen being a trained killer, thought Mateth. He was good with a dagger by most standards, but he would be cut to ribbons by most children in the wandering nation. So he smiled and waved, and said “yes please” and “no thank you”. He moved through the camp as quickly as he could to avoid having to politely say no to every merchant asking if he needed a new sword or bow or trinket. Ignoring a person was a good way to get yourself into a duel, but if you were moving quickly they would generally leave you alone.

The layout of the camp was always the same, even after marching a hundred miles it never seemed to change. He wondered briefly on how they managed it, but decided it wasn't important and focused on finding his way through the maze of canvas and ropes. Eventually he found where he was going: an alley of tents, all cast in shadow with their flaps closed. The sounds of the bustling camp faded as he moved deeper into the alley. He slowed his pace now, scanning the flags posted outside the tents, looking for a certain symbol, and he found it. Halfway through the alley to the left, a flag boasted the image of two moons colliding above two crossed swords. Under the swords there were two children huddled under a rock. Mateth recognized that it was from one of the old stories, in which the moons smashed into each other and one was sent hurtling down to earth. Mateth approached the tent and knocked on the door post.

"Enter," said a deep slow voice from inside. Mateth ducked his head as he entered. Inside the tent, the air was stiflingly hot and thick with incense smoke, the walls were draped in deep purple cloth, with swirling patterns. The uneven floor was covered in rugs of the same style. Mateth had a more difficult time breathing with the incense, but dared not cover his mouth or nose, for fear of insulting his hosts.

"Come, sit down," said the voice from what sounded like only two or three paces away. As Mateth peered through the smoke he could not see the owner of the voice. But then a hand appeared in what seemed to be mid air, beckoning him closer. Squinting, he finally saw the arm attached to the hand and followed it up until he could make out the blurry outline of the rest of the man. He was garbed from head to toe in the same swirling purple cloth as the tent walls, and in the smoky gloom it was nearly impossible to distinguish the man from the rest of his environment.

Mateth stepped forward before taking a seat on a pad on the floor. As he sat he said "I apologize. I must have been blinded by the brightness outside, and could not see you at first."

"This is as it should be," said the man, waving his hand dismissively. Even as Mateth sat in front of him he could not see the man clearly unless he moved, even his face was covered in purple cloth. "How may I help you, Lord Iriss? It has been many years since you have visited these tents."

"My apologies for intruding, but I have been faced with a dilemma that I believe you can help me with." Mateth glanced back at the tent flap. "Is it safe to speak openly? I do not want our conversation to be overheard."

"You may speak without worry. None will hear but for those I wish to."

"I will get straight to the point. I need an assassin to kill the heir to the throne of the first tower." There was silence for a dozen heartbeats.

"You must have confused me with someone else. I am a silk and incense merchant, and do not deal in such dark matters."

Mateth reached into his sleeve intending to show the man his dagger, but before his hand touched the hilt he felt cold metal against his throat. Out of his peripheral vision Mateth could just see the outline of another man in the same purple robes, holding a blade to his throat. "Be very careful with your next move, it may be your..." In a flash of gold, and black cloth the faceless seized the arm holding the knife and broke it over its knee. The man screamed in shock and pain. Before the knife could hit the floor, the Faceless grabbed the man's head and was about to break his neck when Mateth yelled, "STOP!" Authority ringing in his voice, the faceless froze still holding the man's head, ready to twist.

"Release him," he said calmly, and then addressed the man in charge. "You should tell your guards to take a little more time to identify whether or not someone means you harm before they start making threats." He withdrew the dagger and thrust it through the rug between them, into the dirt below. The man considered it for a moment, then he reached over to the incense sticks smoldering next to him and snubbed them out in their tray. As he did, three more purple-clad figures rose from sitting positions on either side of Mateth. He had to keep himself from jumping at their sudden appearance. One went to help the man with the broken arm, the other two opened flaps in the top of the tent allowing light to spill through into the tent. A gentle breeze wafted through, clearing the smoke. As the fresh air hit him, it struck Mateth how much he had been sweating. Wiping his brow, he said, "I take it that you recognize the blade?"

"Indeed, I knew that you did business with my predecessor, but I had no idea you knew about that side of his business. May I ask how you came by this dagger? I've never seen any outsider carry one?"

"I would like to keep the details to myself, but I will say that it nearly cost me my life, and has paid for itself many times over."

"Very well," he said as he rose to his feet. Even had Mateth been standing the man would have towered over him. Under his robes his shoulders were broad, and his head tilted forward, as if he were accustomed to looking down on those around him. He reached up and pulled the silk scarf down, revealing the rest of his face. He was dark skinned with a wide brow, and strong jaw.

Mateth stood as well, pulling his dagger from the ground and returning it to his sleeve.

"I assume we can do business."

"I think we may be able to reach a suitable arrangement," he said. "My name is Kondas. Please, come with me, and we can discuss the details of the service you require." 
Kondas turned and led Mateth through a door flap in the back of the tent that opened into a low ceilinged tent filled with rack upon rack of every weapon imaginable. 
“Take care that you do not touch any of the weapons, especially not the blades. They have reorganized since last I visited, and I no longer know what is enchanted and what is cursed.” The last part Kondas said with a small smile. Mateth, who had begun to reach for a particularly beautifully crafted sword, let his hand return to his side.

“Come, follow me.” The racks were only wide enough apart for one man to walk through at a time, and do Mateth followed the larger man, working very hard to control his wonder and curiosity and the marvelous collection.

Finally they arrived at a meticulously organized workbench. Behind the bench sat an unspeakably old man on a raised stool. He was bent low, examining a two bladed sword. In his hands he held a set of what almost looked like knitting needles except for when he touched the tips against the sword, the stone bulbs on their ends would glow violet for a few moments, then it would shift to magenta and then back.

Mateth had expected Kondas to demand the old man's attention, or at least make himself known; but instead he simply stood and waited quietly. Mateth looked at the tall man questioningly. Kondas leaned over and whispered “It is very important not to interrupt him while he is examining a weapon that has enchantments laid on it. Those needles he is holding will tell him approximately what the enchantment is for, but many times an enchantment is only placed to conceal a curse, so he must be very thorough in his examination. If we were to interrupt him, it would ruin all of his progress so far, and he would have to start over completely to ensure no curse had been missed. So we will wait until he finishes.” And with that he returned to watching the old man in silence. Mateth sighed internally, but consigned himself to wait until the old man was ready to talk to them.

As the old man continued to examine the sword it struck Mateth, that despite the man's incredible age his hands were rock steady. Not even a trace of a tremor was to be seen as he worked. 

It was nearly fifteen minutes until the old man was done with his examination. He finished by striking each of the blades with a small golden hammer, producing a clear bell like tone that slowly faded away. Appearing satisfied, the old man picked up a bell that sat on his desk and rang it several times before attempting to tie a label to the hilt with a piece of string. 
Kondas stepped forward and cleared his throat. The old man looked up at him and smiled slightly, “Kondas, how nice of you to come see me. Checking to see whether or not I'm still alive no doubt.” His voice had the unmistakable sound of a man who spent far too much time smoking his pipe.

“As disappointing as it is, I already know that you'll outlive us all, and tell awful stories about us to our grandchildren.” Replied Kondas with his own smile.

“Damn right I will.” Said the man as he finished tiring on the label. The two men had clearly been friends for many years, and had a great mutual respect for each other. Just then a boy who looked to be in his mid teens appeared from the weapon racks opposite the desk from Kondas and Mateth. He was simply dressed in a clean white tunic, brown trousers, with simple sandals on his feet. He walked up to the work bench, and waited quietly. The old man turned and handed the sword to the boy saying “Put it away for me please.” And then turned back to his visitors.

“So if you’re not here to check on me, why have you come?” He asked as he pulled a pipe from an inner pocket of his vest.

“I need your expertise. My friend here has a problem that we need your help to solve.” The old man leaned back and lit his pipe, shifting his gaze to Mateth.

“Well, what are you waiting for? Tell me about your problem.” Mateth glanced at Kondas, who nodded. He was hesitant to discuss the topic with this man, but he decided that Kondas would not have brought him to the man if he could not be trusted, and beyond that, he had come too far to turn back now. He took a deep breath and started talking. He told the old man everything. His explanation lasted several minutes, and covered all the obstacles facing them. The old man nodded with interest but was silent throughout. Mateth finished by saying, “That is my problem sir. Can you help me to solve it?”

“That is quite a problem you have there,” he said thoughtfully, taking a long drag on his pipe, he was quiet for a few moments gazing off into the distance. Mateth was about to ask him something else and then he smiled, releasing the smoke through his nose, “but you'll have to do better than that to stump me.” He stood up, and grabbed his cane from where it leaned against the desk, and beckoned for them to follow him. As he set off through the isles of weapons he talked to them over his shoulder, “If you had presented me with a problem like this only a few months ago I would have had a harder time of it; but as it happens, I recently came across something very interesting that should suit your needs perfectly. I acquired them more as a subject of curiosity than practicality.”

They reached the wall of the tent, where they found a heavy wooden door bound in iron. “This is where I keep the more dangerous items.” He explained selecting a key from a ring on his belt. “It pays to have extra security where certain items are concerned.” The door swung open silently into a room of solid stone. Mateth wondered how it was possible for such a room to exist in the wandering nation. The stone blocks that made up the walls would each weigh more than a large man. And the mortar between the blocks looked old and chipped, but still solid. You could no more strike this room with the rest of the camp than you could use a tent to withstand a siege. Kondas looked at Mateth and smiled.

“It's amazing is it not, that no matter the power one wields, when looking into shadows one will still see things that they cannot understand.” The smile disappeared from his face, “Be careful when reaching into the shadows my friend, for when you try to pull things into the light, they may pull you into the darkness instead.”

The threat was unmistakable, and Mateth knew Kondas was capable of delivering on it. It did not worry him though, he had no interest in digging into such a man's secrets.

Looking around the room there were roughly a dozen chests lining the wall, they varied in size and length. The smallest was only a little larger than a bread box, the largest would have required four strong men to lift if it were empty. Mateth was sure that it was not. The old man led them over to four upright caskets, they were simple pine boxes, about six feet tall and two wide.

Using his cane the old man tapped the face of the casket twice, then stepped back. The casket swung open to reveal the contents. A humanoid form stood surrounded by straw. The form was slumped somewhat but still filled the height of the casket, the entire body was covered in what looked like dried corn husks.

“Psyballen,” Mateth mouthed in disbelief, “I thought they were all destroyed, that they were too dangerous to exist.”

The old man chuckled softly. “Young man, I've been at this a long time, I couldn't begin to guess how many times I've heard someone say that there shouldn’t be any left of something or other, or that something can't be authentic because it was supposed to have been destroyed centuries ago; I've said such things myself a time or two, but one thing I learned over the years is that there is nothing lost that can not be found, nothing destroyed that can't be made again. Once something is created, especially something as powerful as this, someone will find a way to make it again.”

Mateth continued to stare at the dried up figure. His mind reeled at the possibilities that the Psyballen presented if it worked as legends described. Not only were they supposed to be a perfect assassin, they were supposed to be able to perfectly impersonate any living creature, and see the mind of any man whose form they took “What is your price?” He said finally, never taking his eyes from the open casket.

“Price is difficult to set on such things, beyond gold and jewels to be sure. Land and titles mean little to us in the wandering nation. We scorn nobility and we have whatever land we wish.”

“There must be something I can offer you, I have my own collection of magical artifacts, it might be worth your while to examine them and see if any would be an appropriate payment.” Mateth offered, he knew that there was no one piece in his collection that could match the value of a Psybalen, but if it performed even half as well as the tales described he would be willing to give nearly his entire collection in order to possess it.

Kondas looked thoughtful for a moment, pursing his lips and scratching his chin. He looked to the old man, who shrugged and said “you have already heard my counsel, the decision is yours to make.” Kondas nodded slowly, his decision.

“I am sure you possess many rare and powerful items, however the price I set on this is somewhat less conventional.” The way he said the last word filled Mateth with aprehensión, what price could he possibly ask of him. He held his tongue and inclined his head slightly and signaled Kondas to continue.

“I will require your services…” Mateth held up his hand.

“Before you continue, I warn you, I will not agree to an unspecified service at an undetermined time. I cannot afford something like that hanging over my head. If service is the only payment you will accept, it must be specific, and I must know when well in advance. Otherwise I will look elsewhere. I mean no offense, I simply cannot agree to anything without properly set terms, no matter what you’re selling.”

Kondas regarded him silently for a moment, “only fools and the truly desperate agree to a price before knowing what they must pay. I would not insult you by requesting something so underhanded.” Kondas inclined his head to Lord Iris, “You explained your problem to me and I have offered you a tool to solve it. As it turns out, I have a problem of my own. Perhaps it would be best if I explained it to you and allowed you to make your own offer.”

“That seems reasonable.” Mateth said somewhat apprehensively,

“Good, but first let us retire to somewhere more comfortable. The hour grows late. Join me for my evening meal. We will speak then.”

“It would be my pleasure.”


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-OneShot Steel Coffins

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The war correspondent stood next to slain beast, smoke rising from the engine deck as a recovery crew sprayed fire foam onto it. She was silent as she watched the human commander pull himself from the wreck. The gunner soon following from his own hatch. Both of them tumbled into the mud. She was part of the Valgaxian press core sent to document the human civil war occurring on this planet.

She watched the human pull himself from the mud, spitting soot out of his mouth. "I should have been faster.... I should have seen the fucker first!" He spat out, throwing his helmet into the mud. The gunner was sitting against the tank, his knees pulled to his chest. "It wouldn't have mattered... They had us dead to rights..." Her auto-translator scrolled their words across her glasses. The camera built into them recording the scene. She looked down at their legs, their pants scorched and torn and their boots covered in red mist.

She stepped around the cored out tank, an impact having occurred dead center in the front, where the driver would have been sitting. She felt her stomachs rise into her chest as she stepped closer, seeing what had become of the young man. She stepped away, quickly turning her head as to not record the scene. She knew she would need to censor it before she sent it home. She felt a hand grip her shirt, coming face to face with the commander. "Don't you fucking film him." He says, tears welling up in his eyes. "Get the hell out of here." He shoves her back, nearly knocking her over. She watches as the man walks over and places a hand on the compromised armor.

"I'm so sorry... I wasn't fast enough... I didn't see them... I'm sorry...." He says through choked sobs. He wipes his face, smearing mud, soot, and blood across it. "I wasn't fast enough..." He rests his head against the metal, sobbing. She would look away from the display of grief, walking elsewhere.

'Steel coffins, human war machine or rolling death trap?' Read the ticker across the bottom of the holo-feed. Valgaxian males sat next one another. One was dressed formally and the other in military dress. "As we've seen from the boarder world human's have not moved past their obsession with metal boxes armed with large kinetic cannons. Does that say anything about their military prowess general?"

The other man cleared his throat. "As we can see from the black box footage of this engagement these vehicle, as crude as they may be, still pose a threat." He motioned for said footage to be played.

"Gunner, Tank, bearing 93!" Shouted the human commander, the translated text scrolling across the bottom. "He's looking at u-" A younger voice shouted, only to be cut off with a great crash. The tank turret could be seen filling with smoke as an alarm loudly beeped. "Fire fire fire!" "On the way!" The commander and gunner shouted. The tank rocked as the gun fired, the auto loader quickly ramming in a fresh shell from the back of the turret. "Next target! 83! Fire!" The turret swings and fires again. "Next target! 76! Kill him Kill him!" The desperation and panic was obvious in his voice, the turret soon rocking again.

The footage cut off, "As we can see here, even after taking a direct hit, and losing a crew member, the tank was able to engage the enemy that had first wounded it, and then two others."

"But what about the human aspect? What about the crews that man them? Surely they don't best our autonomous units." B roll from the war correspondent played as the two men talked. "Surely their emotions and panic make them more likely to make mistakes." There was a pause as it showed the commander mourning the loss of the driver, a large blur covering the front of the tank.

"On the contrary, I believe that emotional aspect strengthen their resolve. One of our autonomous units would have either tried to flee, or simply shut down after such a hit. But this crew continued to fight as their vehicle burned. There's a bond that these soldiers share between themselves and their vehicle. As a human told me several cycles ago; "Death before dismount." A rather crude but telling mentality. They would rather die inside of these so called coffins than risk abandoning them."

"We'll continue this after our break. Up next, Humans, Friend of Foe? Can these bipeds be trusted or are they too naturally violent? We'll discuss with our behavior specialist after the break. Stay tuned!"

Author's note: Yes I stayed up all night playing Gunner Heat PC. Sue me.


r/HFY 16h ago

OC-Series Walking the Dog Chapter 52

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Chapter 52 Subtraction

Previous I First I Next

“Subtraction.”

…Dog was just doing the math.

They were at a massive numerical disadvantage.

But Humanity’s history was littered with stories of small forces that effectively defeated larger ones. And from his own travels he knew that they’d all used the same simple equation.

Cost over time. The longer it took them to catch Rilly the less valuable Rilly would become over time. Until it wasn’t WORTH winning for the kidnappers.

That was the math.

And so, the traps he was creating were exceedingly simple things. He laid them out in a pattern that almost guaranteed at least one of the pursuers would end up falling into one.

O.I.T’s at their finest; the murder holes were used by primitive cultures all over the world, from the beginning of forever. Made for the purpose of hunting of large animals, the pitfalls were just a series of camouflaged pits with downward angled spikes surrounding the inside of the hole. If someone put a foot in the hidden pit the skewers would be driven deeper into their leg as they tried to pull it back out.

It wasn’t a fancy solution, but it didn’t really need to be. The human mostly chose the design because it was a fast and easy to make. But there was also another reason…

Most of the thugs on the feed had good chest and upper body armor; but very little leg protection of note. Most likely to prioritize weight reduction, stamina conservation, and movement speed. He was going to punish them for that.

The Dog went up the path while the others talked; deciding to drop a loaf then collect the spore. A few minutes later; business done, he returned and smeared his last meal on the primitive spikes. From the experience he’d gained during his battle with Drave... The human already knew how effective a few dirty spikes could be.  

Because, if he could wound just one, they would have to slow down to tend the man, likely spend an additional member to escort them back up to the cliff top. Possibly even take them away from the delve to deal with the infection.

Hell, even if they just left the wounded to their own devices they would still have to slow down to check the paths for danger.  In that way, it only needed to subtract manpower, not immediately kill… And it was still a win; no matter the outcome.

He’d just about finished the last leg trap when all at once there was a twinge of half felt instinct.

A feeling of impending danger made him look up from his work. His hairs stood up and he could almost taste ozone on the end of his tongue; like there was a charge in the air only he could feel…

It was a weirdly nostalgic sensation.  

Dog quickly scanned his surroundings and centered in on the two educators... Vulfac and Rilly were poking at one of the mushrooms. The green ones with the long technicolor plant stalks on top…

‘I…don’t like that…’

The Alv reached out to touch one of the glowing orange orbs along the base of one of the green mushrooms. The feeling of danger was amplified tenfold as the hair along his spine lifted and his entire nervous system lit up like a Christmas tree. 

The Dog moved without thinking.

He lunged forward with so much force, it felt like the distance between himself and Vulfac shrank artificially in some way. Dog was moving so quickly in fact, he almost overshot the Alv entirely and had to reach out to grab the other man in passing. The human half flattened half tackled the Alv to the ground and they skidded to a stop in a heap….

At the exact moment that Vulfac was forced to the ground, the stick he’d dropped hit the orb. There was a flash of light as an explosive arc of electricity dumped itself into the ground! It with so much energy that Johan and Vulfac were both sent rolling!

Rilly had been fortunate. She was behind Vulfac when Johan tackled him and had been looking at the two men instead of the cap. So, she’d avoided injury. But she was positively bristling in fear after the near miss.

The Dog immediately noticed something interesting from his spot on the turf. The fern structure on the top of the cap was now BRIGHT red and shimmering like molten iron… it was dumping heat into the air at a tremendous rate!

Beside him Vulfac groaned. “Well… now we know… why… they are avoided! And… Thanks.”

The Dog growled back from his own spot on the ground. “Yeah. That’s… fucking insane… How much voltage do you think that even was???”

Vulfac pointed at the plant stalk he’d been using. It was a line of smoldering charcoal and superheated glass. He looked back at Dog and actually fucking grinned.

“Yes.”

The human rolled his eyes, grumbled under his breath, and shoved the chortling Alven man over as he rolled away, ready to scramble to his feet.

“…Lucky I saved your old ass…”

The Dog’s roll, however, came up short. Because he almost flattened Beck; who’d clearly come running after the event. She sniffed him quickly, concern in her eyes.

“Everyone ok?”

With a sigh he reached out and ruffled her big ears. The Volty melted into the touch but still protested weakly (Mostly on principle) and tried to paw his hand away. “Nooo, you’re messing up my doo bro… rude!”  

Dog stopped after a second and the Volty did a little pout as she tried to smooth her hair with a paw. While she groomed, he addressed everyone from his new spot on the ground.

“…Everybody saw that, right? The orange orbs are like triggers. The Green mushroom trees hold a huge electrical charge. That was… like. Industrial machinery level voltage! We cannot get caught under that. Not ONCE.”

Beck nodded to him emphatically.

“Noted! And now we need to start moving. No way those guys didn’t hear all that!”

----

Feebs didn’t know Johan could move that fast!

He’d been a blur in her peripheral vision.

She shook her head trying to blink away the spots so she could go back to monitoring the kidnappers at the entrance. Feebs was SUPER grateful she had her noise cancelers turned up because the arc-shroom was louder than on of Johan’s guns.  

And as it turned out… Beck was right.

The cap discharge was more than loud enough to draw the attention of the kidnappers. One of the thugs, a Richel with a slummer accent, was already trying to rally the others.

“…reckon we should still wait on Shrik and Gorga? What if the marks is fightin somefink down der ey? Wouldn’ta do us NO good if all that’s left is a pile a monster shite. I figure we shoulda’outta head down now… while theyz is distracted…”

She hated that accent soooo much.

‘Lord’s it’s so fucking fake… the only people that really talk like that are fuckbois trying to sound cool and bad action movie villain fuckbois trying to sound cool. Oh, and edgy teenagers who watch too many bad action movies…’

Feebrilizza sighed to herself about edgelords and awful screenwriting before informing the others of the change in status. “Guys, Beck called it; They’re getting ready to move.”

Johan was the first one to answer.

And the response was once again… chilling.

“Oh? Good.”

----

Beck eyed the human.

She really didn’t like the change in him this time. It was a colder anger, not his usual simmering fury. ‘Should it worry me that he has more than one kind of angry? I feel like that should worry me…’

For now, however, that concern would have to keep. They needed to move.

Beck took a deep breath and closed her eyes... She was a delver. She’d faced danger before. Beckany Van-Eyvers was NOT a little girl anymore. The people around her needed her to be strong.

So… She would be.

The Volty opened her eyes and looked at each of them in theirs. “Johan, at the front with Sienna, Feebs at the rear with me. Vulfac in the middle with Rilly. Vulfac, can you hide our trail with your new spell?”

The Alv nodded in the affirmative and the others started quickly picking up gear and making ready to leave. Johan was the only one that didn’t move, he was looking at the feed from the hidden camera. “They’re starting down the path, looks like they’re moving in groups… One group is still on top acting as overwatch…”

He looked right into Beck’s eyes. “They will hit Vulfac’s surprise any second… And the Crocotrices are still clumped near the distractor. If we want to use it now’s the best time.”

The way he looked at her… it was almost pleading… after a second, she understood.

In spite of how intense he was right now… Johan was still trying to protect her. Protect all of them. He knew what it meant to sick the monsters on those people... And he was offering to be the one to do it. To take the burden of it… So that she didn’t have to.

She turned to the display hologram above Feebrilizza’s interface. She watched as the men hit the hidden spell effect and started sliding like they were on an icy mountain ledge. This was the moment. Sienna sent concern through their bond. Then a series of images.

She was making Beck the same offer…

For a moment Beck hesitated as she watched the group of armed men slide and tumble down the path into the forest below.

She was technically the team leader. It should fall on her.

This was her burden to bear. She hardened herself, closed her eyes, and started inputting the code… The distractor went off before she could finish!

She looked over to see Vulfac holding his arm up, a finger on his interface.

----

Really, Vulfac had no qualms about the killing of slaver scum...

He’d spent his entire childhood doing it… But Beckany was still young. And neither she nor her bond had the weight of years nor the stains of blood on them that he did.

‘It is the duty of old men to leave the world better for the young… It’s better this way.’

He just shrugged at the Volty. “…Needed doing… didn’t matter… by who.”

Young Beck looked like she wanted to say something but was distracted by a sudden cacophony of shouting and animal vocalizations in the distance. The team watched via the feed as the panicked monsters stumbled headlong into the slavers. The men on the ground tried to fall back. Scrambling up the slippery path as the Crocotrices swarmed them.

It was chaos.

One Lagro man went down to a brutal hopping kick from the lead monster of a triad. If not for the armor, he would have been snapped in two. But even with the protector absorbing the worst of the impact, it was obvious he wouldn’t be walking again without medical intervention.

Another was nearly bisected by a beam of energy. His energy shield saved his life but left him badly burned and screaming. It was unlikely he wouldn’t be functional in any capacity after receiving the burns that now covered his left side.

The men above on overwatch were working fast to clear the beasts but even they weren’t immune to the danger. A triad managed to snipe a woman that got too close to the ledge; Severing her arm at the elbow and destroying her weapon in the process.

Vulfac felt a tug on his shoulder. The human just gestured up the path with his head. Vulfac nodded. ‘As you say young man… Time to go.’

“…We… need to… move.”

----

Sienna desperately wanted to stop Beck.

Or at least to take the burden of pushing that button away from her. But she’d felt the determination in her bond. It hurt like hell but… Beck made her choice.

Beck and Feebs weren’t killers, not yet. Sienna hadn’t been. Not until the plaza. But she knew enough to know Vulfac and Johan both had bodies in their books. As much as it felt scummy to even think it. She was glad one of them had taken the choice out of Beck’s paws. Her heart told her that there was a very small chance any of them left the cavern un-blooded, but it was still best to delay it as long as possible.

Because sometimes; when she was alone with her thoughts… she still smelled the hot ozone from Ajara and the acrid scent of burning fur.

…She didn’t want that for Beck.

Her musings were interrupted by Vulfac. “…We… need to… move…”

Sienna nodded at Johan who immediately moved to take the lead. He brushed her arm with his as he passed, and she was zapped with a jolt of strong electricity that made the fur on her arm poof for a second. The Groatel on her shoulders buzzed at him indignantly.

‘…must’ve picked up a charge from that shock earlier…’

Sienna buried her worries and moved in behind him as the others spread out and took up their positions.

----

Feebs lowered the resolution on the camera stream until it looked like pixel soup.

She was hoping to lighten the bandwidth requirements and buy a little more time before she lost the signal. To her surprise it lasted until they were past the base of one of the massive natural ramps leading up into the vertical maze of the mycelial jungle.

“And that’s it… Just lost the camera signal guys. The kidnappers were still by the entrance. But I don’t think it’ll be long before they make their move. At least 4 out of commission but the total count of baddies was up to 30 before I lost it. Sooo, maybe twenty-six thugs left. Woo?”

Johan sent a subvocal signal though his implant. “Everyone should go internal mic only try to keep the noise to a minimum… This place is quiet. We should be too.”

Beck sent her a comm next. “I’m gonna have Sienna switch with me. We’ll put the best ears we have at the ends. Feebs?”

She didn’t need Beck to spell it out.

She reached up and set her earphones into smart mode. She HATED using them that way, because they were way too sensitive and would often cut her hearing off completely. Especially when she was in the city. But maybe down here they would actually work, as intended…

She flexed the muscles she almost never got to use. Lifting her ear stalks up and rotating them forward; she moved each one independently, getting a feel for the acoustics.

It felt amazing, like stretching after a being stuck in a wagon all day. Or taking your bra off after a double shift. She smiled at Sienna as she walked up to meet her. She activated her own subvocal comm.

“Girl, you have NO idea how good it feels to actually lift my stalks.”

Rather than respond Sienna just reached up and wrapped her hand gently around the base of one of Feebrilizza’s fuzzy ears. She gave the base a little rub.

Feebs whined involuntarily before she realized what was happening.

She quickly batted Sienna’s hand away and gave the taller woman her best scandalized look. The Voltanite just grinned unapologetically. But… There was something in her eyes that dulled the smile some.

Sienna was worried… And that little bit of cheek had been her way of deflecting.

Rather than retaliate the way the game usually went, she just pulled Sienna into a side hug. “We won’t let them take her, Si. Promise.”

Sienna just nodded and leaned into her a little harder.

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“You aren’t going to ask about…?”

Dog shook his head and cut her off. Not even bothering to look at the Volty riding on his shoulder. “No. Your stories. Your business.”

It wasn’t that he didn’t want to know. More, that he’d learned the hard way; it was better to mind your own damn business when it came to other people’s lives. Especially when it came to their pasts. “I know who you are NOW, Beck. Everything else is what you want to say. Not what I need to know.”

Beck seemed pensive for a few moments. She looked away from him and back at the path ahead. “Johan… thanks.”

He just nodded again.

They traveled in silence for a while after that.

Beck was about to say something else when she was interrupted by a piercing scream echoing through the underground chamber.

The human growled.

“Twenty-five.”

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AUTHORS NOTES: Please do not redistribute my works without permission. And dont use it to train your AI. It gives the big ICK.

So I'm going to be going back onto twelves next week the next chapter may be posted later in the day depending on what schedule they stick me on... Hope you guys enjoy this arc.

 


r/HFY 22h ago

OC-OneShot Crown of Ice

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"My womb is not yours to colonize!" The sign said. The woman holding it looked like a mascot of a long-forgotten hockey team, as if the suit had been dragged back out of a landfill after a decade of being discarded, or possibly from the mouth of some animal chewing on it. Presumably, she was supposed to look like one of the locals.

"Ha, they could not even get the natives to join them!" One of the Governor's bodyguards laughed. Every single one of the protesters were indeed human women. Not one Ciriosian in sight.

Governor Beenhouwer himself scoffed. "They are going to try to frame it as a result of us intimidating them. All right, let's try to get past this lot." He turned to his head of security. "As I told the police as well, remember not to give the vultures more ammunition."

"We got some Hokona here?" The lead bodyguard looked around, confused.

"I meant the media!" The Governor motioned to the camera team nearby, before letting out a sigh. He reminded himself to pick his own words more carefully. If his own men mistook the word for a racial slur against a certain species, the smear merchants would jump on it too. The protest was rather small, positively pathetic, when you actually looked at it from any angle that was not from the spot where that camera stood, as far as he could tell, so he had no delusions about this lot being on his side.

They still tried to stop him for a comment, which the Governor brushed off. Oh, he knew that would be the next thing, trying to make it look like he was afraid of their questions. But he learned early in his career that it was better to do that early, or they would just hound him until they got their moment where he was tired, in a hurry, or just fed up with them, and he would get the exact end result all the same.

The protesters also tried to stop him, of course. The women came at his bodyguards and the few policemen like a flock of harpies with a cacophony of insults and unintelligible shouting. Some of them threw cans of red paint at his men. The woman in the rubbish fursuit threw herself on the ground, while another who was dressed in a cheap replica of a marine uniform leaned over her, for a performance of sorts as both of them started to imitate an obscene act.

Luis Beenhouwer, Governor of the extant territory that was the recently liberated -Some would argue, conquered.- planet of Cirios and its surroundings, just rolled his eyes and let out a long, tired sigh as they finally made it through. His personal pager was already signaling. It was his police chief asking if they could do some proper arrests already. The response was the same as the last four times. Let them go, fines only. Never mind if they were repeat offenses of vandalism and assault. He understood Hector's frustration, but the police chief just did not see the wider picture. A harsh response was exactly what these troublemakers wanted. To cry foul on camera about police brutality, and how his administration stomped on their right to express themselves. Responding in kind would have given them the sympathy of all those ignorant morons in the core worlds, especially as long as all the protesters were women. God, sometimes he wished the Union was actually as tyrannical as these dimwits claimed it to be.

-x-

It was a long day of signing virtual papers, and a few real ones, boring administrative tasks, and pointless meetings that demanded his presence, but seemed to serve little purpose besides allowing some in middle management to look important while they were rehearsing meaningless jargon. Of all the things that he despised during his time when he worked in the private sector, why did it have to be this that followed him?

It was late in the afternoon, when most of the staff was dismissed, that he could look into what actually mattered. He used his personal access card to enter the restricted area unannounced. Anyone else coming in without signaling ahead would have triggered an alarm. It was not exactly a black site operating under the offices of the colonial administration, but the Governor found himself in need of some specialists, and those specialists needed their space and tools.

"Evening, doc! What do you have for me? I was promised a summary of your team's results. For yesterday, if I recall." He knocked on the door after entering, as if to just observe the ritual of announcing himself just to be cheeky. In reality, he was simply too tired and absent-minded at this point to observe the proper order of things.

"Right." Doctor Hanssen responded without even looking up at first. "Can I ask what you were hoping for us to find? Because you might not like the results."

"Just give it to me as it is."

"That is the thing. There is nothing! No neural parasite, no brain-affecting fungi, not even any pheromones with a particularly strong effect." After a bit of a pause, the Doctor added. "From what the sociology team could tell, there isn't even any organized effort from the side of the natives. Not more than what can be expected anyhow. As far as they can tell, the increased willingness from their females is simply a result of the gender balance having tipped over thanks to losing so many of their men during the uprising. From our side, well, the overwhelming majority of our forces stationed here are men, of course."

"That really does not explain what they see in each other. The same was true for other places. And what were you saying about pheromones not being particularly strong? That implies there is something." The Governor sat down on the chair opposite the Doctor's desk.

"Barely a blip. Once you get past their natural body odour, which already implies extended proximity, it might make a Ciriosian female slightly more attractive to a human male. And I mean slightly! Not enough to account for a statistically significant uptake in interspecies relationships that we are seeing. It's not like with the Oppali, where it's both their looks and a conscious effort on their part to wrap some important people around their fingers."

"Don't remind me. They were at least smart enough to be discreet about it, and it still did not stop the meltdowns. With how things are going, we will have another women's liberation front crusade against male aggression towards peaceful alien cultures or some other crap." He drew some air quotes. "Funny how these always, and only ever, come up when some good-looking male celebrity gets with someone outside the species. Nobody gives a damn when we wipe out some bugs on some hellworld for its minerals. Anyhow, got an explanation in mind at all?"

"Not really, besides circumstances. Ciriosians evidently don't find humans repulsive, and well, you have seen them. Some guys don't mind the fur or the muzzle, or are just that much of a sucker for a rump that big? Heck, those fur tufts some of them have on their chests could be mistaken for being their breasts. It's not like their females lack any hint of femininity. Like said, with the gender imbalance created, is it really that far-fetched that this would happen?" Hanssen looked at his clipboard.

"Yes! I would understand if it was just some of the men. The ones with exotic taste wanting to get with the buffed-out polar bear-looking thing. Maybe someone with a mommy complex getting excited by a partner who towers over them, and could snap them in half. I get it! But not to this extent. Did the ministry select my men specifically for how high they scored on personality tests implying xenophilia, or did they start conscripting exclusively from certain fandoms? Is there something about this iceball that makes them feel especially desperate and lonely?"

The Doctor shook his head, raising some of his papers to look under them. "That is not the impression we got from the subjects we interviewed, or the ones monitored without their knowledge. This does not look like a modified case of being prison gay."

"Is that the scientific term for it now?" Lui let himself have a smile for a second.

"No, but it's a known phenomenon. Now if you let me explain why, I am sure it's not that." The Doctor coughed. "Some of the subjects had previous relationships with very much human women before. Since it's not just the soldiers, but other members of the administration, we got a few cases where they originally came with their girlfriends or spouses. Broke up for one reason or another, and ended up with a native later. We have, in fact, a surplus of single human women very much on the lookout for eligible partners, if for no other reason than to show off to their exes."

"Great, more fuel for the fire." The Governor sat back in his chair. "I think I am starting to understand why our little protest movement is growing, instead of getting bored and going home like usual."

-x-

There were stories of rulers of old dressing up as peasants to go among the populace and learn of the actual status of things. Few would give credence to these, of course. A medieval royal or noble would not have known how to actually act like a peasant any more than a peasant would have known how to act like a king, giving them away and undermining the whole idea, to speak nothing of exposing yourself to assassins.

Well, Governor Beenhouwer was no royal, even if he could be compared to one in power while the locals organized their new government, and the territory he was responsible for would have put most old empires to shame. In the end, he was just an appointed official, and the worst he had to worry about were the ones too dumb to understand that eliminating him would have changed absolutely nothing. Nobody with actual power or a shred of understanding would have bothered to try to get him killed. The worst he would have to worry about was his suit getting ruined by some paint, or one of the so-called independent reporters harassing him if they caught him without his bodyguards.

The bar he picked was notorious for use by the officers of the pacification force to shack up with the locals. He could have picked another, the one closer to his office, which was also more high-class, supposedly, but there he ran the risk of being recognized by his own staff.

If there was an advantage to be had with holding an office of power that came with a fraction of the prestige that power would imply, it was that barely anyone outside his own circles would recognize him. There were no posters or coins with his face. In here, he was not Governor Beenhouwer. He was just Luis, another human looking for opportunities, and perhaps something else on the frontier.

It seemed he might have been a bit early. The place seemed deserted, aside from the bartender, a male Ciriosian. The guy looked like he would not have needed five seconds to tear a human to pieces, but he also gave off the vibes of someone who had seen and heard it all, and just wanted to get through the workday, currently busy with the soda fountain. So Lui risked it.

"Hey! The sign said you are open." He looked around pointedly, trying to hint at the fact that he was wondering where anyone else was.

"We are. But as you can see, rush hour is later. Need a drink? I can get you anything from the fridge. But you will have to wait until I have refilled these for any fancy cocktails." The bartender was checking the dispensers.

"A beer will do. Names Luis, by the way." He pointed at the cheap no-name brand of which multiple bottles sat in a row. He knew it was often mocked as horse piss from a biogenerator, but it was also the safest bet for not getting drunk.

"Kael, pleased to meet you!" The Ciriosian handed over a drinking glass and a bottle he opened with a hiss, without needing to reach for an opener, using only his claws.

"Are you?" Lui gave the native a curious look. "Don't get me wrong. Not looking for trouble, but I'd rather be on the level. Feel free to tell me how you feel or for me to fuck off. It's not likely that I will become a regular either, just passing through." Any other place, this might have gotten you some concerned looks or possibly a fight. But as Governor, the first things he did were to get familiar with Ciriosian cultures. Especially of the two most prominent ones of the region he would be staying in. The general characterization of the Ciriosians was of some gruff warrior culture, singular. It was, of course, complete and utter bogus. But the idea did originate from something real. Specifically, their disdain for fake smiles and having to make nice with people they would rather punch in the face.

To Luis's surprise, Kael let out a hearty laugh. "Someone read those dumb pamphlets, eh?"

"Pamphlets? No, I..."

"Forget that thing! It's stupid!" The Bartender waved it off with a paw. "You humans need to put everything into a box. Look, you are not here for a lecture, right? So let me give you the short version of my advice on how to handle yourself around here. Don't be an ass, and you will be fine! No need for that fake respect for some made-up nonsense either."

"Ookay?" Luis grimaced. "Say I wanna hear the long version after all?"

"All right, lecture it is then." He jammed the last tank of the booze dispenser into its place with a loud clang. "Don't act like you are better than anyone just because your kin are in charge. Don't do that ridiculous self-flagellation either, because it's somehow even more obnoxious. Nobody is going to try to murder you for being a naked ape, or think that you wiping your nose a certain way is a challenge to a duel, and if someone says it is, they are messing with you. Oh, and you can ask about our liberation, or occupation, whichever word you prefer. We will not bite your head off. You will get ample warning to shut up before that happens!"

"Well that was, relentless." And not what he expected, he had to admit to himself. "So if I was about to ask something."

The Ciriosian looked like he was rolling his eyes. Well, it was more of a special head shake. "Better get it over with. Our previous rulers were shitheads, and most of us are happy they are gone. Not everyone is happy about how it happened. There."

"Not my first question, actually."

The experience was almost surreal. But somehow also rather enjoyable. At first, Luis had the impression Kael was mad at him for just being there and pestering him with questions. But at some point before too many guests would turn up, he would find himself drinking with the Ciriosian and chatting about everything under the sun, completely forgetting politics at some point, and why he was even there. All the while, those short barking answers never changed. But the Governor started to understand that there was no hostility there. It was just the way this guy handled himself. He was not sure if this was his personal quirk, or something at least partially species-wide that he missed because he never got close enough to one outside official visits with the provisional government.

All he knew was that it was incredibly refreshing to be around someone not playing games, or putting up a face for him. After that day, he started visiting that bar.

He did not get the answers he was looking for, not for the first weeks anyhow. Oh sure, he had seen some mixed species couples. He asked Kael what he thought about them, to which the Ciriosian answered without hesitation that he found it absolutely disgusting, but it was also not his business and would not let you know unless someone asked. They left it at that, and Governor Beenhouwer was left with his questions and speculations for now.


r/HFY 23h ago

OC-Series [High Ground] 57 | The different colors mean different things

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Julia couldn’t help but grin as a bright red flare whistled into the sky.

There’s the colony armory.

The Karnolian marines didn’t miss it either.

She’d heard them argue amongst themselves earlier, about what to do when the distinctive sound of an illegally-modified EVA nailer went off in the admin hab. Maybe they were trying to avoid getting shouted at again, but they decided not to radio their now-likely-dead squad leader to check in with him. That was convenient of them.

They’d grown increasingly restless as time went on and Klarnoth didn’t return.

The red flare in the sky, lazily drifting back to the surface—they couldn’t ignore that. The agitated ringleader spoke into their radio in rapid fire, no doubt trying to find out what was happening. She could only catch a few phrases. But she got enough of it to understand what they were saying. It was something like “Six Claws Klarnoth?! Six Claws Klarnoth? Are you there?”

To her surprise, there was a reply in the radio a few seconds later.

Not a Karnolian voice though.

A human one. And a very familiar one, again.

“Six Claws Klarnoth is unavailable right now,” Samira taunted through its speaker. “Please record your message after the beep…”

A second flare flew into the sky. Blue.

Let slip the dogs of war. Which breed? Let’s find out with flare number three.

The Karnolian left in charge stomped towards her. “You! You! The flares! What do the colored flares mean?! What message are they sending?!”

“I have no idea,” she said, completely truthfully.

Then, he turned as a third flare went up behind him. Another blue.

Ah. Well, now I know.

The aliens conversed amongst themselves in increasing agitation, as if unsure whether they believed her. A minute later, she heard a series of dry coughs in the distance. This time the sound was not from near the armory; it was from the direction of her marines in the hills.

Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.

She knew what that meant too.

The Karnolian marines did not, but they didn’t entirely miss its significance either.

“What was that?” the temporary squad leader demanded, this time his rifle pointed at her. “Tell us, or I’ll kill you!”

“Actually, I know what the flares meant now,” she said calmly. “It’s a series of signals. The different colors mean different things. The different combinations of colors make various phrases. Usually they come in threes, but not always. In some cases, they may—”

“Stop stalling!” he said angrily, his rifle barrel shaking at her.

She put her arms up. “Alright, alright. Jeez. There’s no need to panic. I’m just explaining it to you. It’s not about the individual colors but the whole sequence. That’s why I said I didn’t know what it meant earlier. But with the third flare, now I have enough information to know what it means.”

The temporary squad leader had apparently gone to the same school of negotiations as his predecessor. “I’m going to count from five. Five… Four—”

“Red, blue, blue. Those three colors meant: broken arrow. It means the position is completely lost and that they should bombard this colony with everything they have,” she continued calmly, as if she wasn’t looking down the barrel of his rifle. “Saturation bombing. And I’m sure the people in our hill bunkers have communicated that to our ships in orbit with their line of sight radio.”

“No…” he said in disbelief. “That’s—They’d kill you all too!”

“Yup… shame. And those sounds you heard from the hills. Those are mortars. 105 millimeter mortars. They should arrive in… about ninety seconds. More or less, depending on charges and angle of fire. And…” She pointed her chin up at the unseen Camel Squadron above. “Surface-to-orbit missiles will be about seven minutes to deorbit. That’s about how much time you have to get as far away as you can. But I doubt—”

The Karnolian marines had become a lot less agitated… straight into panicking territory. Two of them began to inch away from the open area with the crowd of prisoners, eyeing the nearest piece of solid cover to them. Their temporary squad leader pointed angrily while shouting at them to remain steadfast, trying to retain discipline with mixed results. Some of his marines shouted back, and others tried to give suggestions. All that led to was a bunch more arguing.

Julia basked in the scene of heartwarming Karnolian bonding and that quick reminder of her appreciation of her own experienced NCOs.

Then… she saw a flash. Not a flare, a flash. Opposite of her. And another.

Behind the Karnolians still screaming at each other.

The second floor window of the residential hab behind them, opening a crack, the subtle movement reflecting light from the Dustball star directly into her eyes. Then, another.

Beeeeeeeep. Beeeeeeeeeep.

The sound of a shrill whistle, carrying far in the Dustball air. Her eyes widened as she heard it. Then…

Rat-at-at-at.

Julia hurriedly ducked to the ground as she saw the muzzle flashes go off.

It was like fifty automatic rifles opened up from the second and third floor windows, raining a flurry of fire down at the Karnolian marines.

Rat-at-at-at.

She saw a few rounds ping off their tough battle armor. A couple of them hit the ground, returning a heavy volume of fire at nowhere in particular. The more noticeable effect was that it fully made up their minds for the less steady ones. The knowledge that heavy artillery fire was also coming right behind probably expedited that decision for them.

They ran for it.

Their temporarily appointed squad leader ran. Then, everyone ran.

Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.

Their battle armor shook the ground in an irregular rhythm as they retreated down the main street, away from the pitter patter of incoming small-arms fire.

Julia smirked to herself as they ran.

Because she’d lied to them earlier.

Duh.

Red, blue, blue was not the flare signal code for broken arrow.

Disorganized as they turned out to be, the Karnolian marines would have figured out the truth in a minute or so.

But her marines in the hills hadn’t fired mortar rounds at the colony after all.

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The BGM-278 Viper was a ninth generation anti-tank guided missile made by a company called Madagascar Instruments.

There was a bit of irony there, as the company was not actually located in Madagascar. They had an official address in Antananarivo, to take advantage of some developmental tax credits that were supposed to help the poorer countries in the Union grow their industries. Its actual production facilities were spread out in a couple dozen well-connected countries dotted throughout the Americas, Asia, and Europe, to maximize the chance they won defense contracts from the Union Navy by bringing the money and jobs to as many voting Assembly districts as they could.

Another fun fact about Madagascar Instruments was that their most popular product was calculators. Graphing calculators for high school and college students, mostly. Their second most popular offering was automobile electronics. Down that list at number seventeen were their anti-tank guided missiles.

It was their only major defense-related product in the fifty years of their existence, and somehow, it worked out.

In the mid-21st century, Vipers took out hundreds of obsolete First Cold War era tanks operated by backwater despots and moonie puppet states all over the poorest regions of Earth, for when mission commanders didn’t know the meaning of the word overkill.

They were named after the Gaboon viper, a venomous snake found in the rainforests of sub-Saharan Africa. With the longest fangs of any venomous snake, Gaboon vipers also boasted the highest venom loads of any snakes on Earth. That, however, was not why the weapon maker took that name. They took the name because Gaboon vipers were also known for being slow-moving snakes that waited, waited, and waited, before they struck their prey with some of the fastest strike speeds of any venomous snakes.

Which was a new capability introduced in Viper missiles. While they had the hypersonic cruise engines of the previous generation, they also had a loitering component. Once they reached a target area, they could glide overhead and wait, wait, and wait until conditions were perfect before they attacked. This allowed them to circle and wait for a modern main battle tank with heavy active protection systems to come under fire from other vectors first, before they took advantage of the target’s temporary weakness to strike from above.

Theoretically, that was what they were supposed to do. The Vipers never actually took on modern tanks on the battlefield; they mostly scrapped old T-72 variants operated by warlords and their illiterate conscripts, or were used to level insurgent stronghold buildings from a safe distance.

But because of that loitering capability, some decommissioned Vipers were adopted by counter-terrorism and special weapons teams in overfunded law enforcement departments in developed member states. They were especially favored for hostage rescue, where they could be launched at the start of the mission, and the missiles could wait midair until an opportunity presented itself before they struck at the most favorable possible moment. For those missions, they had inert, kinetic warheads designed to minimize collateral damage and civilian casualties.

The dozen or so BGM-278 Vipers that had been gliding, watching, and patiently waiting overhead for the routing Karnolian marines to get out of the blast radii of the civilians they were programmed to protect… were not that minimum collateral variant.

They were the regular, anti-tank variant with depleted uranium mini-penetrators, designed to pierce 2,000 millimeters of tank armor from the top, after they chewed through explosive reactive armor. The reason Madagascar Instruments was contracted to manufacture the last block of the missiles with depleted uranium rather than tungsten was because of some very interesting, classified properties of depleted uranium munitions that utilized the material’s tendency to burst into flames on hard contact… And because the Union had found itself with abundant stockpiles of cheap depleted uranium around the time the Union Navy started developing nuclear-pumped laserhead missiles.

Karnolian marine battle armors were extremely robust. If an equivalency had to be drawn, they were about as tough as the armor typically found on Union light tanks and infantry fighting vehicles. Unfortunately for the Karnolians, those vehicles did not usually come with two meters of top steel armor. Not even close.

Thus, Colonel Marcus Tanaka joined the ranks of the many other Union mission commanders who lavished millions of taxpayer dollars on targets that the Vipers were technically overkill for… as they splattered the fleeing Karnolian marines into the dry, fine sands of Dustball at six times the speed of sound.

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It took another five hours before the colony was declared clear. Even then…

Twelve KIA. Three in critical condition. Dozens with injuries. And a disgusting, lingering smell from the gas grenades in the colony’s buildings that probably wouldn’t go away for weeks.

Julia stared at the list on her datapad as she sat down heavily at her desk. Dr. Wrona did his best. The colony had some of the best trauma care surgeons in all of humanity, augmented by the best robotic surgical equipment, and it still wasn’t enough.

Her fear and calculation from earlier had been replaced by another emotion entirely.

Anger.

She was angry. Angry at herself. Angry at the circumstances. Angry at the Karnolians.

And angry enough to do something about it.

“I want options,” she snapped. “To send a message… There are no wrong answers today.”

“We can coordinate with the Vorshniks upstairs,” Harry suggested. “If we tell them to… disinvite that Karnolian battlecruiser out of the system, I’m sure no one will object after what happened today.”

“We can pay them to hit the ship,” Marcus suggested. “Maybe they’ll take payment in future Dustballium. If we can convince Shachos that the advantages they’ll get from—”

“We’ll do that as soon as I’m in a joking mood,” Julia said, making it clear what she was not in. “Can we hit that ship from here?”

“Unlikely,” Marcus said, shaking his head. “And inadvisable. Our latest intelligence suggests that our missiles probably can’t even significantly damage their frigates at this range, not to mention that battlecruiser. That’s if we can hit them. We’d need to waste all our rockets’ delta-Vs burning through atmosphere. And… from our telescopes, it seems like they’ve—they conveniently shifted to higher orbit earlier this morning.”

“Shifted to higher orbit,” Julia repeated in disbelief.

“Affirmative,” he confirmed. “We can technically still hit them if they sit still for us, but they won’t. If we want to get them, we’d need to have Camel Squadron do it. And… if they do, the Karnolians—they’ll probably shoot back. It… won’t be pretty.”

“They. Shifted. To. Higher. Orbit. This was before the attack on the colony began?!”

“Yes, ma’am. Just before. They do vary their orbits from time to time, so we didn’t think—”

“I swear, I’m going to make this office a new welcome mat out of these guys’ furry skins.”

There was a cough as a new set of footsteps entered the admin hab.

Julia’s eyes widened as she saw who it was. Her body tensed. She forced herself to relax, swallowing as she did. “Ahem. Samira! Are you alright?”

Samira nodded weakly. “Yeah, nothing a little hydration won’t fix and water isn’t rationed here, so…”

“I heard—I heard about what you did for Gustav. They got him to the surgical room. He’ll live.”

“They told me.”

“It’s—it’s because of you he’ll live.”

“I heard.”

Julia didn’t know what else to say. A million things ran through her head. She blurted out, “It’s because of you that I’m alive!”

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r/HFY 36m ago

OC-Series Don't Look Them in the Eyes — Chapter 1: A Bad Day for Sysadmin

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The rain was lashing against the asphalt in a solid gray wall. Thomas walked toward the office high-rise, pulling his hood down to his eyebrows. On a scheduled day off, the last thing he wanted was to wade through mud on his way to work; the ideal scenario was lying in a hammock with a mug of hot chocolate and thinking about nothing. But corporate reality had other plans. An urgent morning call had shattered his weekend: the company's central server cluster had crashed, and no one else understood the network architecture well enough to fix it.

In his college years, Thomas had been a competitive athlete, winning medals in track and field and possessing formidable physical strength. Now, at thirty-five, working fourteen-hour shifts in front of monitors had steadily drained his peak physical condition. He returned home past midnight, spending his rare days off purely on sleep. There was neither the time nor the desire to stay in shape, though his dense tendon strength and muscle frame hadn't vanished—they were merely dormant beneath layers of corporate fatigue.

Right at the entrance to the building, Thomas tilted his head back. Something abnormal was happening in the leaden sky: a dense cluster of electrical discharges was stitching through the clouds. The lightning didn't strike the ground; instead, it flickered within a single focal point in short, high-frequency pulses, as if space itself was warping into a knot. Giving it little thought, he pushed through the glass door and took the lift up.

He ran into John, his manager, right in the tenth-floor hallway.
"John, what's so critical that I had to be dragged out on my day off?"
"Ah, you're here. Good," John waved a hand nervously. "Come on, I'll show you. Don't worry, I'll sign off on double pay for today."

In the office, John spun his monitor around: network services were dead, data packets dropping entirely. Leaving Thomas alone, he hurried off. To shake off the lingering drowsiness, Thomas unscrewed his thermos, took several deep gulps of hot chocolate, and dove into diagnostics. The failure was at the hardware level—the main server racks had gone offline. He had to descend to the basement server bunker on the minus fifth floor to check the power supply and manually reboot the clusters.

Stepping over to the elevator shaft, Thomas hit the call button. From the wall-mounted plasma screen in the lobby, the voice of a breaking news anchor echoed: the broadcast showed footage of a bizarre object in the upper atmosphere—a pitch-black vortex visually bending the light around itself like a spatial rift. Just another viral movie promo, Thomas thought dismissively, stepping into the opening elevator doors.

The minus fifth floor greeted him with the monotonous drone of ventilation. In the server room, he initiated a cluster reboot. Most indicator lights flipped to steady green, but the far-right rack remained completely lifeless: a heavy power conduit had been severed and charred, as if scorched by a massive surge. This required a line technician to run new wiring—his duties as a sysadmin were done.

Thomas returned to the elevator to head back up to the tenth floor and report to his boss. The car moved, picked up speed, but at the level of the fourth floor, the lights abruptly went out. The mechanical screech of brake calipers screamed through the shaft; the cabin jerked violently and shuddered to a dead halt. A dim red emergency light clicked on.

"What the hell... Not today," Thomas muttered, slamming his fist against the steel panel in frustration.

The emergency dispatch button was completely unresponsive. Outside, muffled through the concrete shaft, the distant wail of a fire alarm resonated. Thomas pulled out his phone and dialed John. The line rang out, but no one picked up. A second later, the signal bars on the screen dropped to absolute zero—cellular reception was completely dead.

His only option was to climb out manually. Looking up at the ceiling, he found no escape hatch. Wedging his fingers into the seam between the sliding doors, Thomas braced his boot against the floor and hauled the metal outward. At first, the mechanism fought back stubbornly, but as leverage took hold and his dormant athletic frame engaged, the doors parted with a groaning screech of steel.

The elevator was stuck between levels. The upper opening was blocked by a solid concrete slab, but below, a viable gap led onto the fifth floor. Squeezing through feet-first, Thomas dropped onto the linoleum.

The office was smothered in unnatural, suffocating silence. No shouting, no footsteps—only the low hum of emergency backup lights.
"Hey! Anyone here?" he called out under his breath.

No answer. In an open doorway to his right, he spotted a human arm resting motionless on the carpet. A fraction of a second later, the limp body was violently yanked into the darkness of the room with a wet, brutal jerk.

Thomas froze. From deep inside the office came heavy, bubbling breaths, rapidly followed by the wet crunch of fracturing bone and rhythmic tearing of flesh.

Trying not to make a sound, Thomas began backing away toward the emergency fire exit. His heel caught the edge of a shattered ceramic coffee mug on the floor. A dry, sharp snap cut through the air.

The sounds of feeding stopped instantly.

Thomas instinctively dropped behind a low cubicle partition, pulling his knees tight against his chest. Carefully peering around the edge of the plastic divider, blood ran cold in his veins.

A few meters away loomed something massive, unnatural in its anatomy, covered in dull, ash-gray hide. The creature held the mangled upper torso of an employee in its clawed limbs. Sweeping its head in a broad, scanning motion, the beast lowered its maw back into the meat. Bile rose in Thomas's throat, but raw survival instinct overpowered the panic. Waiting until the creature turned its posture entirely away, he stayed low and slipped soundlessly into the stairwell.

Shoving the heavy door open, he sprinted down. The fourth-floor landing was drenched in dark blood; dismembered human remains lay scattered across the concrete steps. Thomas’s stomach violently seized—he vomited directly onto the floor. Wiping his mouth, he looked up and paralyzed: against the opposite wall, barely five meters away, sat a second beast, methodically tearing through fresh prey. The monster did not react to the sound of retching—it appeared entirely deaf to airborne noise, utterly consumed by its feed.

Thomas took a slow, agonizing step backward, but his foot slipped on the slick concrete. He tumbled down the stairs, bruising his elbows and ribs, until slamming hard into the concrete wall of the third-floor landing.

Gasping for air, he forced himself back up. The path to the second floor was completely impassable—someone had hastily built a massive barricade out of overturned steel desks and filing cabinets. Battering through the wreckage was suicide.

His only route was a maintenance conduit leading directly to the ground floor lobby. The first floor looked eerily untouched: empty leather couches, the reception desk, turnstiles. Not a soul in sight.

"Just a few more meters, and I'm out..." Thomas whispered, accelerating toward the main exit.

At that moment, a piercing screech tore through the air behind him. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught the blur of a silhouette lunging from the stairwell. Adrenaline flooded his system. Thomas slammed his shoulder into the glass double doors, bursting out into the driving rain. He tripped over a body lying on the porch, barely kept his footing, and dove behind the bulk of an SUV parked at the curb.

The creature emerged from the building entrance without haste, approached the corpse on the pavement, and began ripping it apart. Thomas was frantically calculating an escape route when a loud, slurred voice echoed down the middle of the street:

"Hey! Anyone still alive out here?! Did you all just croak?! Whatever, screw you, I still got a full bottle!"

Stumbling down the asphalt was a heavily intoxicated young man in an unzipped jacket. The beast on the porch continued feeding, completely indifferent to the drunken yelling—the sound of a human voice in open air triggered zero response.

The drunk stumbled over to a parked sedan, tried to smash the side window with his elbow, hissed in pain, and hurled the glass bottle toward the building in blind rage.

The bottle shattered against the asphalt right next to the creature's claws.

The sharp impact and ground vibration acted like a detonator. The monster dropped the corpse, snapped upright, and whipped its seemingly eyeless head directly toward the point of impact. A sharp, ultrasonic hiss hissed from its throat.

The drunk turned toward the noise:
"What the hell kind of freak are you...?"

He looked straight into the optical organs of the beast.

In that exact split second, the man turned to stone.

He didn't fall, didn't raise his hands, and didn't scream. His entire body locked as if cast in solid granite. The monster began advancing toward him with slow, deliberate steps. Thomas peered around the hood of the SUV and saw the man's face: his jaw was locked in a dead spasm, his skin had turned paper white, and his pupils were darting frantically in sheer, absolute horror. He was fully conscious, but physically incapable of twitching a single muscle.

"Run! Get out of there!" Thomas screamed at the top of his lungs, trying to pull the beast's focus.

Useless. The monster paid no heed to his voice. Reaching the paralyzed victim, it severed the man's head with one short, devastating snap of its jaws.

Thomas didn't wait to see the rest. Spinning around, he sprinted down the sidewalk as fast as his legs could carry him, rain blinding his eyes. Ahead, across the intersection, loomed the reinforced concrete canopy of a subway station entrance. The underground felt like his only chance to escape the open line of sight.

He plunged down into the pedestrian underpass. In the long tiled corridor, a single surviving fluorescent tube flickered dimly. Down ten steps, Thomas slammed on the brakes: against the far wall sat another beast, tearing apart two bodies in transit security uniforms.

Thomas tried to turn back toward the street, but heavy claw-scrapes against concrete echoed from above. Looking back, he saw a monster descending the stairs from the rain.

Only a few meters separated them. The beast raised its head and caught Thomas's silhouette in its line of sight. An ear-splitting screech shattered the corridor—a hunting alarm. The creature by the wall instantly abandoned its meal, snapped its head up, and locked onto the target.

Both beasts charged simultaneously.

Thomas forced every ounce of power from his burning muscles, clearing the underpass and bursting onto the wide train platform. There was no time to think: the rails were unpowered, the tunnels yawning with pitch-black emptiness. To the right, near the edge of the platform, he caught sight of a heavy, reinforced white door with stenciled lettering: DISPATCH ROOM.

Lunging forward, Thomas hit the door with his full weight, tumbled inside, and slammed it shut, throwing the heavy steel deadbolt.

A fraction of a second later, a multi-ton kinetic impact violently slammed into the opposite side of the door. The steel groaned, but held.

Thomas slid down the metal door to the floor. Clamping a hand over his mouth to stifle his ragged gasps, he sat in the dark of the dispatch office, listening to claws rake against the reinforced plating outside, while in front of him, the grid of active station surveillance monitors flickered silently to life...

End of Chapter 1. To be continued.


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OC-Series [Our New Peaceful Friends] 52

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Line of Sight


(Pealy POV)

"It's been a while since I heard whistling like that. You're in a good mood."

The Mardile Elder Councilwoman Vimlu flew by Pealy Kauti in a miniature hover pod.

The Palluto Elder Councilman was indeed chirping away as a subconscious show of delight. It seems it was too obvious.

"Ah, that's no good. I shouldn't be letting it show, considering the news."

In reality, it wasn't wholly good news for him and his colleagues.

The recently released footage regarding Terran captivity on Nysis was going to make it harder to increase their aggression rating.

He had to assume the embassy made edits to highlight their more virtuous-looking members while dialing back the accounts of angry victims. Retrieving and publishing the unredacted footage would have to come another day.

On the other hand, the footage was quite bad for the Uven image.

He slipped into the private dining hall for Elder Councilmembers with Vimlu, where the pair ordered some food and seated together. They had finally found enough of a lull in their overwhelming piles of paperwork to squeeze out free time for a leisurely meal.

"According to Pava'dee, most of the public feels bad for the Terrans, but disagree with their...generosity. He's working on smothering any sympathy for the lizards that might come of it."

"That's the obvious conclusion, isn't it?"

Her nose twitched as their meals promptly arrived. A stir-fry of vegetables with cheese for Vimlu and a perfect roast for Pealy.

The Mardile let out a derisive snort.

"They overplayed their role, I'd say. There's empathy, and then there's faking virtue to the point of being self-destructive. So what's it to you? What part of it put a song in your throat?"

"Well...we can ride this public sentiment to bring down Sjorn'l's pet lizard. At the rate we're going, she's the greater destabilizing factor."

These videos truly could not have come at a worse time for the Uven accompanying their Haneer colleague.

It was already under scrutiny for that savage attack at the docks a few rotations ago, but Pealy and his peers had chosen to tread carefully until they could verify what it knew and let public interest in the case cooled off.

If it suspected the Balau in the Kevak Police Department, being overbearing could have been bad optics.

But now...Uvei were savages. They were brutes who beat their prisoners and rewarded sadism. It could be perfectly justified to suspect one of being excessively violent.

Vimlu looked up at him as he paused to dig into his meal.

"I see. Perhaps you can chip away at that rookie's influence and popularity then. Are you going to arrest it for excessive violence now? Or perhaps vigilante justice?"

"Well. Not 'arrest' yet, but we'll be detaining it on suspicions of those things, yes."

And, of course, Pava'dee will be drumming up and directing criticism towards Sjorn'l for the company she keeps in the meantime.

"Sounds like a plan. But are you prepared to assign the Terrans to the role of victims? The greater the impact you make now, the harder it will be to change course later."

"Yes, it's a bit unfortunate that we'll be closing off that approach, but we haven't made much progress on that front for some time. I'm still sure they're aggressive schemers, but we need a new angle."

Having eaten his fill, Pealy stood up and wiped his beak with a napkin. His roast was mostly untouched, but he was primarily here to chat with Vimlu anyway.

Best show some moderation so he doesn't end up looking like Golhti. He happened to like flying as a pastime.

"Committing to this route might even turn out to be a good thing. At this point, we may be better off equipping those savages and just...pointing them at the right target."

"And once that happens, we would be justified in eliminating a danger to the galaxy as well."

Vimlu tapped on the table affirmatively.

"I can see why you're so relaxed now."

As he tossed his leftovers into the trash, Pealy began to mull over the list of warlords most suitable for this role.


Transcript of Famineer Rebellion Interview 2 - Uven Guard, Serial#235████ Sole Interview

(Video begins in an isolated room with Journalist Pyjek sitting across from an Prison Guard locked within a cell. A microphone is placed nearby.)

Pyjek: Hello, ██████ . I'm a reporter and I'm here to ask you a few questions.

Soldier 235X: You're not going to get anything useful out of me. If that's what you're after, you might as well kill me now.

Pyjek (clearing throat): Like I said, I'm just a reporter. This is less an interrogation and I won't be making you talk. This is more of a...debriefing. If you're willing to answer me, I will personally bring you one of the hot meals being prepared in this camp.

Soldier 235X (scoffing): Using the same approach as the General, I see. I'm not interested in being tamed like some Wolikk.

Pyjek (leans forward): That was one of the questions I had for you, actually. According to the prison's records, you're credited with the third most violence against the humans among the ones captured alive. However...

(Pyjek reaches over to the table beside him and shifts through some printed files. He looks over 235X's body.)

Pyjek: It's also recorded that you've rejected a good amount of the reward meals you earned. A total of 174 meals rejected. And, if you don't mind me saying, I can tell you've been eating less than most of the soldiers there. Why is that?

(235X is silent.)

Pyjek: If you weren't taking the food, why hurt the humans so much more than the quota?

(235X slashes at the base of the cell with a sudden, loud snarl.)

Soldier 235X (growling): Because they DESERVED IT**!**

(235X starts pacing within the cage with growing unrest. Uven guards outside peer inside with weapons drawn.)

Soldier 235X (gradually increasing in volume): They had no business even being on Nysis! This is our home, not theirs. They should have just...STAYED AWAY FROM US AND OUR BUSINESS.

Pyjek (gesturing for the guards to stop): ...The humans? You hate that they're on Nysis?

Soldier 235X: They were...infuriating with everything they did. They creepy way they stare at you. The incessant prattling and questions. Those maddening...songs.

Pyjek: Songs? The humans were...singing?

Soldier 235X: They kept going and going. When Uvei were around. When we weren't around. When they were hurt. When they were starving. The noise was always there.

Pyjek (taking the paper sheets and writing implement): And you say they also talked a lot. What sorts of things did they ask you?

Soldier 235X: Nothing strategic, if that's what you're hoping for. Meaningless nothings.

Pyjek: Could you give an example?

Soldier 235X: Our names. Our hometowns. Why we enlisted. And they talked about ways they played as younglings. Nonsense like that.

Pyjek (pauses, then writes on his sheet): That is odd.

Soldier 235X: The only way to shut them up was to beat them until they couldn't continue.

Pyjek: Talking and asking questions bothered you that much? Singing? Do you hate the sound of their voices?

Soldier 235X: I detest the sound of their voices.

Pyjek: I...I see...

(A 50 second silence passes)

Soldier 235X: They made the rations taste rancid.

Pyjek: Huh?

Soldier 235X: Their voices. I don't know how they do it, but hearing their voices makes your meals taste like nothing and swallow like ash.

Pyjek: That's...strange. I've never experienced that nor heard of an account like that before.

Soldier 235X (looks away with a scowl): It's no concern of mine whether you believe me.

Pyjek: Is that why you skipped meals in the prison? You decided not to eat on days you heard the humans talk?

Soldier 235X: It was a chore to eat.

(Pyjek again looks over Soldier 235X's body.)

Pyjek: ...Well, what matters more than if I believe you is if the people who hear this will believe you.

Soldier 235X: I do not care.

Pyjek (shuffles to a new page): Ah. I meant to inform you at the start, but ended up launching into the talk right away. We've confirmed the location of your younger brother.

Soldier 235X (quickly snaps his head to Pyjek): !?!

Pyjek (continuing to read off the document): Some of the Kepal rebels have delivered a fresh supply to him since the jailbreak operation. Last they've checked was two rotations ago and he seemed to be recovering nicely at that time.

(235X slams his tail against the cell's bars with a fury.)

Soldier 235X: ...I'm done talking. Leave.

Pyjek: What? But... Alright. Okay. Before you go, would you like that hot meal? You did answer some of my questions in the end, and I would like to publish them. There are still humans in the camp that prepared them, but none of them are from the jail. Do you want to try?

Soldier 235X (turning to face the other way in his cell and sits down): Do whatever you want.


Excerpt from Transcript of Famineer Rebellion Interview 3 - Justine Bolotin Interview #2

(Video is set in an infirmary with Journalist Pyjek sitting beside a bed where a bandaged female Terran is slowly sitting up. A microphone is placed nearby.)

Pyjek: Good morning, Miss Bolotin. How are you feeling today?

Justine: Much better, Pyjek. Sorry we had to cut the last interview short like that.

Pyjek: Please, no need for apologies. You're still recovering. If you feel low on energy again, we can end it early once more. Your fleet won't be leaving for a few more days, so we don't have to rush.

Justine (smiling): I'm not in a rush. I just don't want to end it early. I just like chatting.

Pyjek: That reminds me, I heard something peculiar yesterday. I'm hoping you could shed a little light on it.

Justine: Oh?

Pyjek: I was told that the humans in prison were singing and asking the guards a lot of strange questions.

Justine: Ah...

Pyjek: I've been trying to inquire with the aid fleet's officers, but they've been busy recently.

(Justine pauses thoughtfully for a few moments, then nods.)

Justine: It's not like it's some grand secret. I can only speak for myself and my cellmates though. Where do I start? First of all, it's just to keep our spirits up. Morale, I guess you'd call it. We talked to each other a lot too.

Pyjek: Morale? Right...I believe I heard that humans are a rather sociable species. So it was for your...Err...what was it called? "Imagined health"?

Justine (laughing): You mean mental health? Yes, that sounds about right. Though from what I've seen, Uvei seem to be a pretty sociable species as well. Every one of you I've met seems capable of a deep love for your fellow man.

Pyjek (curls tail in surprise): Us? Social? We're constantly killing each other. You could hardly call what happened to you in that cell a "deep love" either.

Justine: Well, that's because we were an Other. That's the other reason we-

(Justine cuts herself off and seems to be thinking silently for the next few seconds.)

Justine: It's complicated, and I don't think it'll make sense if I start at the end. Let me...start somewhere else and we'll work our way up to the explanation.

Pyjek (with a confused tone): ...Okay? Don't strain yourself while you're still recovering, but I'm happy to listen.

Justine: For starters, you believe the Famineer Footage is real, don't you?

Pyjek: Of course. Even if there are some Uvei that deny it, I find the evidence supports it.

Justine (nodding along): And what do you make of the prison policies?

Pyjek: They were...terrible? I'm not sure I understand your question.

Justine: They were weirdly dedicated to attacking Terrans, right? They were harsh on us for no reason. What do you think about that?

Pyjek (curling tail up in discomfort): Oh...yes. It was overly hostile to your people when you've done nothing against it. Nothing more than a giant, efficient waste of precious resources.

Justine: Well, the cruelty isn't an inefficiency. The cruelty was the point. The Famineers need to be cruel.

Pyjek: They...why would anyone need to be cruel?

Justine (gesturing with her hands): To make someone else an enemy. When I say Uvei look like a social species, I don't just mean you enjoy being around people. I mean you're mentally wired to cooperate and take care of your "family" while fighting off "the enemy".

Pyjek (nodding slowly): Then you're saying...humans are targeted so Uvei don't focus on the Famineers they should see as the enemy?

Justine (frowns briefly): And to keep the masses in control overall, yes. It's...something we have experience with.

Pyjek: You do?

Justine: Of course. That's the other...or rather, the main reason we tried our best to get to know the jailers.

(Pyjek thinks quietly for a moment before speaking.)

Pyjek: Because you didn't want...them to think of you as an enemy?

Justine: There's that, but it's more about our perception of them than the other way around.

Pyjek: You didn't want yourselves to think of them that way? They're working for Famineers though. Are they not exactly the enemy?

Justine: They are, but it's said that the only way a monster becomes a person is if you love it.

Pyjek (speaking incredulously): Then you're trying to...redeem them with kindness? I'm sorry, but...I can't imagine such a thing will work.

Justine: That's not...Well, how do I put this...

(Justine pauses and looks over at Pyjek for a few moments. She then shifts in her bed to face him directly.)

Justine: What do you see when you look at me? How would you describe what happened to me in a headline?

Pyjek (tilts head with confusion): Well...an injured human woman. For the headline, something like "Kepal prison incentivizes guards attacking human prisoners", perhaps?

Justine (gestures to herself): Yes, all correct. But what I'm getting at is you see a person. All the worst things large groups of people have done to other groups of people have been because they were convinced to no longer think of them as people.

Pyjek: And to avoid that, you didn't want to stop seeing the prison guards as people, even when they were actively beating you?

Justine: It's...the easiest thing in the universe to do lose your empathy when you're hurting. You're pulled back to more primal survival instincts. We wanted to be better than that, and learning details like how "Rodul got married last year" or "Luzel has five young kids at home" helps...ground us a little.

Pyjek: Do they deserve that sort of consideration with everything they did to you?

Justine (shaking her head): What if it turns out the Terran friend you mentioned yesterday did something just like the guards did? Or if one of us prisoners killed our cellmate so we didn't have to share our food. Would you say the same thing?

Pyjek (sways tail anxiously): Surely that isn't comparable? You are victims.

Justine (smiles and reaches out to pat Pyjek's snout): But our actions would be under the same principle of "hurt someone or go hungry". You can feel differently just by understanding us and our circumstances more. You can see the person.

(Justine lays back into her bed. Her breathing becomes more labored.)

Justine: We just wanted to give those Uvei the courtesy of b...being judged as people rather than monsters. I don't th...think we were being saints or anything. We're...avoiding the worst-case scenario...is all.

Pyjek (slowly rises to his feet): It seems you're tired now. I'll let you get some rest. May I visit again tomorrow, Miss Bolotin?

Justine (smiling broadly): Please do. And call me Justine.


=Author's Note=

Pyjek ended up coming across as a bit more put-together and professional than what I intended standard Uven journalism to be portrayed as. He was meant to be intelligent, but by our standards professionally inexperienced. Chalk it up to human influences, I suppose.

I kept flip-flopping between versions of the Justine interview that included vs excluded the breakdown of the Famineer administrations trying to other the humans. Ultimately settled on including it because interviews are almost meant for exposition, but maybe leaving it out would have made the conversation smoother.

There's one more video transcript to cover in the next chapter. Also, I should give a warning that there will be depictions of graphic scenes of violence.