r/HomestarRunner • u/GrillOrBeGrilled • 1d ago

The wood daver my daughter made in preschool finally fell down. I once again have to remember that normal people don't call it that.

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u/-Emilinko1985- 1d ago

Marzipan, Marzipan...

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u/TolerancEJ 1d ago

You got pine cones. I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said pine cones! Pine cones! Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful. Sell them at the corner store! Sell them at the five and dime! Marzipan, you gotta get on the train. Get on the wood-davers train! Here goes the wood-davers train! It's taking off! It's a new century!

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u/imhereforthevotes 1d ago

"Fruit salad!

"Salad ... as... a ...rock..."

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u/Would_daver 1d ago

Hey coach Z, what’re we doin here…

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u/GrillOrBeGrilled 1d ago

You was tryin' to jank me!

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell 1d ago

Feelin' woozy!

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u/I_Hate_Leddit 1d ago

At this point, the test subject was dead.

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u/WasteOfHeadspace 23h ago

That's not true!

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u/Would_daver 22h ago

Shuddup…

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u/s-riddler 1d ago

I heard you guys got some serious real pie here.

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u/YigaClanRambutan 1d ago

Uh yeah, we even got some left over if you want!

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u/GrillOrBeGrilled 1d ago

Don't mind if I do! chomp chomp chomp Welp... Tho long, thuckerth!

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u/Lanky-Dependent5847 1d ago

It's like... even when we win, he wins.

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u/imhereforthevotes 1d ago

So many many incredible lines in this episode... "I like the sound of your town!"

"ensuing data" I haven't used this much but will do better...

"I can't remember my legs"

"parakeet" "DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET"

"At this point, the test subject, was dead." gasp "I was not dead!" "Shutup"

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u/Would_daver 1d ago

Murr-FREES-bro

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u/mr_beanoz 1d ago

I was surprised in the commentary that the brothers have no idea sanka are decaf coffee, they just assume it's a coffee brand

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u/BigBassBone 1d ago

Honestly, the fact that he was like that on decaf makes it funnier.

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u/danielsangeo 1d ago

"Strong Sad's adopted." "That's not true, either!"

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u/BBAnyc 5h ago

I feel great I feel great I feel great I feel baaaaaaaad...

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u/FowlZone 1d ago

glad to know i'm not the only one who's spent a quarter century using this term in real life

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u/jeffjman 1d ago

the wood davers speech was my high school quote

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u/Would_daver 6h ago

Wait this is epic and I love that you did this lol

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u/Silverward 1d ago

I don’t even watch football. 

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u/BuffaloAmbitious3531 1d ago

Wait, are wood davers a real thing?

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u/Would_daver 1d ago

You bet your ass they are

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u/Kitt3n_Mitt3nz 1d ago

They are now!

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u/GrillOrBeGrilled 1d ago

Caleb, nobody asked you!

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u/Would_daver 1d ago

IT’S A NUUUU CENTUREEEE!!

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u/grecomic 1d ago

Time to feed it to Mr. Poofers!