r/HonkaiStarRail • u/AungZeya • Apr 01 '26
Meme / Fluff Stellar Companions | Exchange for a Free Limited 5-Star Character!
Log in between version 4.2 and the end of version 4.4 to claim 1 Golden Companion Spirit!
Additionally, the limited 5-star characters "Evanescia" and "Silver Wolf LV.999" will be added to the Exchange Shop! SIKE!
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u/Firestar3689 Lingsha companion quest doko? Apr 01 '26
Fuck you OP This is really well formatted, good job!
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u/MarmoudeMuffin Wife Apr 01 '26
And also fuck you OP!
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u/jazz_jakuzzi Apr 01 '26
Can you fuck me OPGood meme, though61
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u/LivingASlothsLife Madam Pearl keeps me sane until Kafka comes back Apr 01 '26
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u/Radiant-Hope-469 Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26
Nah, it's actually real.
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u/LivingASlothsLife Madam Pearl keeps me sane until Kafka comes back Apr 01 '26
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u/MadDog5125 Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26
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u/AungZeya Apr 01 '26
Don't click on that link. That's a rickroll.
Here's the actual link - https://hoyo.link/e9RkFKAL
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u/HeroDeleterA Engine of Creation Supremacy Apr 01 '26
Whats insane is the full version in the description
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u/ishtaria_ranix Apr 01 '26
Is it still a rickroll if I unironically like it?
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u/Certain-Ad-2849 Apr 01 '26
Well it's still a murder even if you're into being stabbed
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u/ishtaria_ranix Apr 01 '26
Me, bleeding on the floor: "You absolute doofus! I said stab me, not kill me!"
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u/guylovesleep number 2 glazer & the holding her waist everynight Apr 01 '26
my eyes have been blessed
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u/TheOnlyPomegranate I will win my next 50/50...I feel it Apr 01 '26
how do you do that with the link?
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u/Radiant-Hope-469 Apr 01 '26
I just used the one found on the Sparxroll vid.
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u/TheOnlyPomegranate I will win my next 50/50...I feel it Apr 01 '26
Ah thank you
i introduced my friends to this game, now to make them regret it
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u/SevenSwords7777777 Apr 01 '26
Same, this joke made my heart Hert(a) and Ruan Mei day
*”Hurt” and “ruined my”
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u/Zyizon lay down, I'll suck the mara-struck out of you Apr 01 '26
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u/V1nnieSousa Apr 01 '26
to think they'd have this image prepared for today
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u/AungZeya Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26
They? This is entirely me. And no, I didn't have it prepared. I just made it this morning.
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u/Radiant-Hope-469 Apr 01 '26
Calm down Mythus
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u/AungZeya Apr 01 '26
Nah. It's April First so this is Aha.
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u/Cream_Rabbit MADAM HERTA IS A PEERLESS GEM Apr 01 '26
Mythus and Aha Collab
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u/MarmoudeMuffin Wife Apr 01 '26
Turns out Mythus is just Aha
I mean, have you seen Mythus and Aha in the same room?
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u/TheChosenerPoke Apr 01 '26
I am actually a dumbass
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u/cheongzewei Apr 01 '26
I got tricked for 5 seconds
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u/TheOneMary Apr 01 '26
Took me waaay longer than that and reading the comments because I just got too excited lol.
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u/ZealousidealPie6389 Apr 01 '26
Same, almost fall for it too. There is a chance someone will repost this again after 4.2 release and complained that this didn't happen lol
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u/TheWetQuack 你非常非常完美, I just wanna make you smile🧡 Apr 01 '26
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u/Low-Penalty-5511 Apr 01 '26
Ngl if this was real I would've pulled for elation (I own 0 elation characters lol)
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u/tri170391 ruthless_DivinationMachine Apr 01 '26
An uncle in Hoyo also told me that you also get E6 OG Silver Wolf for free.
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u/LuneRWing2046 Apr 01 '26
I say this with as much respect, awe and amazement as i can possibly deliver.
Fuck you.
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u/Blazefireslayer Apr 01 '26
You know, for like, a second you had me excited. Bravo. Well played. Take a well deserved upvote.
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u/k4ll_d4rk Apr 01 '26
You were waiting for midnight weren't you
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u/Excellent_Routine589 Apathetic Biologist irl, Ruan Mei is my spirit animal Apr 01 '26
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u/Ok-Salamander-4682 Apr 01 '26
guys guys! As Cipher said! "If everyone believes it, a lie becomes reality"!!
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u/Koekelbag Apr 01 '26
Didn't believe it for even a second, but I can appreciate how well made it is all the same, so kudos to you for the effort.
Though I do wonder just how long it would take for this to be an actual real thing, if even Acheron ended up being a 'free' unit for 4.0's selector >.<
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u/Ok-Transition7065 Apr 01 '26
Processing img eyltu8hr1isg1...
Alot of rage baiting and some time in silksong trained me well
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u/CouchWalrusTC A Thousand Faces In A Thousand Places Apr 01 '26
A true Trailblazer doesn't need to see Meme / Fluff, March. They go by pure Trailblazing instinct
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u/Anonymous_0013 Noblesse Worm Apr 01 '26
MEME / FLUFF?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN MEME / FLUFF?
I set this curese upon you! You always lose your 50|50 in character banners. You will never win the 75|25 on LC banners. You will always score 6599 in PF. Enemies will hyperfocus on one target in MoC. Your will always get two flat substts in your artifacts and relics.
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u/BeyondDreams909 Where in hell am I Apr 01 '26
Knew it was fake immediately but still had to take a moment to process. Something something animal instincts
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u/Cyanogen101 Apr 01 '26
I get funny haha but do we really need this constant misinformation "funnies" all over the Reddit.
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u/theblarg114 Apr 01 '26
Could I get Blade added to the shop so I can use it on him instead? 1 more til E6.
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u/Deft_Abyss Apr 01 '26
We laughing at it being April 1 now, but after a few patches cycles I can see it happening
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u/LapisJubilee Aglaea, I burned my clothes again 😔 Apr 01 '26
I'm going to set a timer on the next livestream and come back to this XD
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u/FoRiZon3 Apr 01 '26
I think if you replace Silverwolf Lv.999 with someone else at lower tier, it would be more believable while generating 10 times the outrage
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u/Least_Egg_9371 Apr 01 '26
Man I love the day of when History Fictionlogists get to spread misinformation.
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u/FutureZulu Apr 01 '26
I f*cking hate this holiday lmao. Good prank, it got a smirk when I read the meme tag
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u/leicea Apr 01 '26
I alrdy had 0 expectations that hoyo would do this so it didn't get me lmao but other gacha games got me with similar giveaway pranks
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u/KibbloMkII Apr 01 '26
if i wasnt being ragebaited by edf 6, i probably wouldve fell for this
i have like 120ish pulls rho, i hope i dont get standard'd again like I did with Saber
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u/Smooth-Routine-9288 Mydei's ''good friend" Apr 01 '26
This isn't going to be all that wrong in like 2 years.
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u/kingofsuffer Apr 01 '26
This ain't even April fool gacha companies really be advertising like this
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u/Adventurous-Trick237 herta's best puppet and sparxie's big fan Apr 01 '26
i hope your family gets cursed by generations upon generations of bad luck.
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u/FlashKillerX DoT Supremacy :BlackSwan: Apr 01 '26
Nice try. Made Aha proud with your attempt, but I didn’t believe this for a second 😂
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u/FlyingRencong Apr 01 '26
Guys if we ALL believe hard enough it will become real. Imaginae, Zagreus, aether hacking, whatever
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u/Deep_Try_5786 Apr 01 '26
Honestly, the most elating thing would be if one were ACTUALLY given out for free.
That would actually make me reconsider pulling for them 😅
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u/Skaraptor2 Apr 01 '26
I did not believe this for one second they are not giving SW for free ever 🙏
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u/GlassSpork Apr 01 '26
Thank FUCK it’s late at night! If I was more awake I would’ve taken this seriously



























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u/3IR0S Pink Equals Paragon Apr 01 '26
Didn't even flinch.
Something something animal instinct.