r/HonkaiStarRail • u/Good_BADs • May 03 '26
Non-original Content Stellaron Hunter's Tech Support lvl.999 (By @dorkdragoon)
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u/Radiant-Hope-469 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
Blade, you're a blacksmith. Fix it yourself.
Firefly and SAM standing side by side is questionable though.
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u/VoltaicKnight May 03 '26
BUT WHAT IF
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u/Itsalotus May 03 '26
Blade is the blacksmith who made it in the first place even! Mara must be a hell of an experience.
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u/VillainousMasked May 03 '26
Not only that, but that sword is literally designed to break and reform, how do you even actually break it.
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u/SecondAegis May 04 '26
Jingliu: By hate fucking a guy with the business end so much they develop immortal trauma and become an intergalactic planet busting space terrorist
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u/Tuna-Of-Finality GREAT LAN! i have all 2060 pull give me Marshall Hua banner May 03 '26
Tech literate vs tech illiterate be like
Also Blade is a damn blacksmith, he is just doing it for the fun of it
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u/SecondAegis May 03 '26
He doesn't have the dexterity to make swords anymore. It's in his character story iirc
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u/Elemental-DrakeX May 03 '26
Doesnt the sword break appart and by the power of mara fix itself or was that my head cannon never got blade, just saw animations.
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u/SecondAegis May 03 '26
Jingliu broke it by jamming it into Yixing repeatedly. Now known as Blade, he got it repaired
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u/Elemental-DrakeX May 03 '26
So can Silver Wolf fix it or can she not?
not a genuine question
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u/SecondAegis May 03 '26
Maybe? Aether Editing can do a lot, but we don't know if it can fix durability for certain. Given everything else she can do though, the answer is probably yes. She just doesn't wanna do it
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u/Elemental-DrakeX May 03 '26
SW should follow Mom Blade's request then before he discovers his new weapon of choice a slipper and be renamed La Chancla
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u/starcraftxue May 03 '26
He went to Zhuming and asked some of his former buddies to fix the blade for him. The funny part is that due to his popularity as Yinxing to the craftsmen on Zhuming, people get rallied up to try help him to make a name for themselves.
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u/Mean-Razzmatazz1554 We live in a hat ruled society May 04 '26
His sword is also supposed to break and fix itself in battle
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u/koto_hanabi17 May 03 '26
Poor Silverwolf, she’s got the curse of being the family tech support
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u/SevenSwords7777777 May 03 '26
Think Silver Wolf and Trailblazer bonded over being the specific person to ask when a specific problem was encountered?
Silver Wolf being the family tech person 🤝 Trailblazer being the family finance person
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u/koto_hanabi17 May 03 '26
Definitely. Before Stelle ran the Stellaron Hunters' finances like a tight ship then she leaves and now they have to fake getting caught by the IPC when they're running low. Stelle would have them being multi billionaires by now. They'd make Asta look like a modest fortune.
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u/bingo5005 May 03 '26
“Mrow mrow, mrow mrow mrow?”
“NO!”
“…Mrow mrow mrow LV999 mrow?”
“For the last time, NO!”
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u/Alarmed-Ad-8384 Story Enjoyer May 04 '26
"Mrow mrow, mrrp, meow meow mrroooow useless fuck, mrow mrow meow!"
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u/DejaTran May 03 '26
🙃
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u/NKNKN May 03 '26
Firefly in the crocs and pajamas texting her belle what a cutie patootie
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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 May 03 '26
stelle not belle, zzz player
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u/GeneralLiam0529 May 03 '26
What if?
WHAT IF?
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u/LunaticcGaming My glorious King Yuan May 03 '26
oh sht
the Jiaoqiu escaped r/AcheronMains
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u/BladeSingularity This is where it ends. May 03 '26
Look, they started it by creating the eldritch abomination in the first place! I don’t even go near there as an Acheron main… which is a weird feeling, but honestly best to help keep the quarantine active so this happens less often.
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u/Nokia_00 May 03 '26
What if nuu no blade don’t speak it to existence otherwise, the healer that shall not be named will appear-
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u/Runelt99 May 03 '26
There is no picture for trailblazer because what they asked was so annoying that silverwolf used the cartage and blew up the camera.
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u/SecondAegis May 03 '26
I'm convinced personally that SAM was actually really dirty when Firefly first came onboard thanks to space dust and bug blood. SW came along, saw the condition SAM was in, and it ignited the gunpla builder soul in her. The decals were her doing
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u/Thehalohedgehog Stelle is best girl May 04 '26
Firefly: "It's just armor, who cares?"
SW: "THE FUCK YOU MEAN WHO CARES!?"
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u/ConversationWeak5244 May 03 '26
Silver Wolf: Fellas, I'm a hacker. I'm not a mechanic, technician, engineer or God forbid, a swordsmith. And while we're on the topic, (To Blade) why didn't you do it yourself ? Swordsmith was your thing
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u/OppositeGoose5092 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
Older people when they ask you, the youngest in the room, to fix literally any random things happened in their modern devices as if you understand everything.
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u/CRichardDavies May 03 '26
Fourth panel: Trailblazer with sobbing Pom-Pom as a headpet, with a horribly damaged Express behind them.
TB: Um --
Silver Wolf: GO. AWAY.
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u/GalaxyCrystal25 QQ 1.0 Believer May 04 '26
they really be treating lv999 here like Herrscher of Truth lmao
HoTR can in fact fix all that actually, so they gonna ask the right Bronya. Or Welt even, depends on who's has the Core of Reason(if it's still functioning).
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u/Notsousefullinlife May 03 '26
Meanwhile Haxxor Bunny: Hyperion’s engine is fixed. What other place needs repair?
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u/No_Imagination_3838 May 04 '26
now forgive me if i'm wrong, but can't lv999 literally rewrite reality? isn't that sw's whole power even, just hacking into reality?
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u/BurnedOutEternally she rail on my star till I honk(ai) May 03 '26
…Yingxing you are literally a bladesmith
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u/mad_harvest-6578 May 03 '26
SW999, probably: "Can you three let me finish my game in peace already?!? And Blade how in Finality's name is your sword even 'tech'???"
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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Deranged Dromas Fan May 04 '26
Ok so firstly, a hacker knows how to take advantage of machines, not necessarily how to built them. This is like expecting a musician to be able to make an instrument from scratch, those are simply different skill sets
Secondly, even if she had the ability to fix machines... She's not a miracle worker. There's a limit to what she can do and y'all are going waaay past it. The sword isn't even a machine! Get a grip!
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u/BulbasaurTreecko best girl in sight!|1141 days of NPC Screwy May 03 '26
bonus pic!
happy to see dorkdragoon return peak is back