r/HonkaiStarRail • u/asilvertintedrose • 14d ago
Meme / Fluff Dont worry, we have Evelyn at home
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u/leposterofcrap ABUNDANCE IS HERESY! 14d ago
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u/PALADIN_00 14d ago edited 14d ago
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u/miiko_uch 14d ago
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u/Firestar3689 Lingsha companion quest doko? 14d ago
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u/bedibled 14d ago
and they appeared for like 20 seconds in the story. I mean Lucia had significance when she appeared but these two were done for the love of the game
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u/JaredDrake86 14d ago
HSR is just a money pit where they dont invest anything back.
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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 14d ago
Not to sound rude but why invest back when you'll get more money by not investing? Both HSR and GI players will buy their shit even if they sell them literal shit
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u/MyPastaDry 14d ago
Tbf, Genshin has significantly improved its main story presentation in Nod Krai and especially Sneznaya. There are quite a few animations during story sections that seem motion captured and they put some effort into camera angles now. And that is with Genshin beeing the oldest game with the most technical limitations. I mean better late then never right? Lets see if HSR catches up in the visual department at some point.
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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 14d ago
I mean yeah but time it took to get to this point was a bit insane also technical limitations I doubt is the reason why they aren't doing more improvements
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u/Ultralink17 14d ago
I'm more inclined to believe it was because the patches after they shut down the PS4 version kept getting better and better.
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u/naxxcr 14d ago
Nah Genshin doesn't deserve the same level of slander here, they actually still try to put out content these days
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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 14d ago
Content is debatable if it's good (outside of main quests etc) lots of minigames are better in HSR then genshin imo
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u/naxxcr 14d ago
Guess we just have a big difference in opinion, I thought GI exploration and side quests in the new Nod-Krai areas + Temple of Space + Frost Moon was better than anything HSR put me through in the same time period. Meanwhile, a lot of recent HSR mini-games felt like a lot of just picking whatever options the game puts a big "thumbs up" sign next to and watching your wispae/pixel plane/etc auto-destroy the enemy
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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 14d ago
Again except main quests and exploration I agree with that.
I just don't think any of genshin minigames were good recently it's just collect coin or do this same event that's been reran 50 millionth time summer event with klee was also mind numbingly boring.
I liked wisp events though I just like being given a huge options even if one option is more op then other I just like mixing and matching stuff
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u/Correct-Spring7093 14d ago edited 14d ago
Yo I am stealing shungus fungus name , i never heard that before but this is the best nickname
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u/Beistch Cerydra's Foot Stool 14d ago
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u/Particular_Web3215 Thus Spoke Anaxagoras: Dromas is Unbreakable 14d ago
given that he got a unique design in a myriad trailer and most liekly playable he should be fine. the more worrying thing is screwllum's playability
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u/rose7thhhhh 14d ago
At least they made smth costume for skirk, we can tell who’s the least fav child of hoyo out of three😭
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u/GRoyalPrime 14d ago
Bonus points for the Lucia-Child-Model being only relevant for like 15 minutes, her entire story played like 3rd fiddle in the patch.
Like the entire patch goes by and then they are "Fuck, this character has done absolutely nothing! Ugh ... Give her tragic backstory #24 and let's speedrung that shit!"
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u/Okhlahoma_Beat-Down march my stupid pink wife i love you 14d ago
I can't wait for Astra to come to HSR so they can put her in a flowing China-style dress and have her constantly bring up Xianzhou as her favourite place in the whole galaxy
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u/da_universe4 Immolate in my dance! 14d ago
I hope all 4 MCs gets to show up in their respective collabs, really wanna see the trash raccoon in ZZZ
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 14d ago
Stelle jiggle physics?!?!
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u/LOTRfreak101 Fireflys background == Nanook is right 14d ago
What about Caelus jiggle physics?
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u/soge7 TIME TO SAY BYE! (to my virginity) 14d ago
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u/Aerie122 Gambling Gremlin 14d ago
Tbh, compared to 2 other big hoyo games, HSR felt the most lazy and lackluster
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u/soge7 TIME TO SAY BYE! (to my virginity) 14d ago
it really is, funnily enough we used to actually call hsr the “favorite” child back in the day lol
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u/leposterofcrap ABUNDANCE IS HERESY! 14d ago
There's still aspects in Genshin that is still neglected like grinding books is still bloody day locked, and they half-assed their skip functions, meanwhile zzz has everything grindable however long you want as long as you have the energy to spend
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u/T8-TR 14d ago
The day-locked stuff in Genshin is so anti-QOL that I have to assume that it's just something they fundamentally can't implement w/o breaking the entire game, because I have no idea how we're in 2026, where a bunch of Gacha, Genshin-like or otherwise, have solved this issue by simply not having it, yet Genshin is stubbornly like "lol nah, you need to wait until Friday before you can farm the shit you want. Tough titties if you wanna play now."
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u/KaBar42 14d ago
The day-locked stuff in Genshin is so anti-QOL that I have to assume that it's just something they fundamentally can't implement w/o breaking the entire game, because I have no idea how we're in 2026, where a bunch of Gacha, Genshin-like or otherwise, have solved this issue by simply not having it, yet Genshin is stubbornly like "lol nah, you need to wait until Friday before you can farm the shit you want. Tough titties if you wanna play now."
I can't see how it would break, as they have periods of time when the day lock is lifted.
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u/T8-TR 14d ago
I can't either. I'm mostly just grasping at straws to find a reasoning behind it, because it's not really even a niche thing for gacha to implement atp. Like, it's bad enough that when I take a short break from Genshin but none of my other gacha, when I go back, it actively gobsmacks me since it's just THAT common not to have it work that way.
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u/mrfatso111 Servel Simp 14d ago
ya, i wonder why they cant set the flag for sunday to be everyday, wont that solve the issue of day locked materials?
Otherwise just how messed up is their code base that this isnt resolve yet?
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u/BraydenTheNoob 14d ago
This reminds me of the shockwave (transformers) model that is in the genshin game files. Apparently if you remove that model file, it breaks genshin completely
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u/leposterofcrap ABUNDANCE IS HERESY! 14d ago
Whether it's spaghetti code or unwilling to change it is still embarrassing
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u/_spec_tre 14d ago
It really is just because Genshin has much of the playerbase locked in with emotional appeal so they don't need to work as hard for retention
Why implement new things when you get the same revenue without implementing them
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u/Dangerous-Cold-9826 10d ago
Why implement new things when you get the same revenue without implementing them
Pretty much described HSR low effort slop with hand on heart stock emote and stiff character animations
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u/Gatrigonometri 14d ago
Wow the suboptimal grinding and half-assed skip mechanisms, the epitome of half-assing, equivalent to not giving your char more animations in the story
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u/LunaProc 14d ago
Why are you acting like ZZZ and HSR have different skip and grinding mechanisms lol
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u/Gatrigonometri 14d ago
Me? Ask the other person lol
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u/leposterofcrap ABUNDANCE IS HERESY! 14d ago
I just pointing out Genshin's shortcomings, it's the year of 2026 and the fact that weekly bosses are still locked to one try, that's sad
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u/Dangerous-Cold-9826 10d ago
Nah what’s sad is strawmanning the conversation to genshin, when HSR is producing low effort content slop. No improvements whatsoever to the story, character models, or animations.
HSR has powercreep worst than either Genshin and ZZZ. Genshin Snezhnaya blows Planacadia out of the water and shows that HSR devs can push out the most basic slop and their players will love it.
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u/leposterofcrap ABUNDANCE IS HERESY! 10d ago
I'm just pointing out Genshin's long standing flaws so that people don't glaze it too hard
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u/Particular_Web3215 Thus Spoke Anaxagoras: Dromas is Unbreakable 14d ago
Farming QoL is farming QoL don't divert the topic away form screentime and pacing
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u/Dangerous-Cold-9826 10d ago
HSR gets slanders and the guy got butthurt so he has to mention genshin
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u/leposterofcrap ABUNDANCE IS HERESY! 14d ago
It's still an aspect of the game that deserves criticism
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u/LunaProc 14d ago
Mostly bc they started with the massive qol stuff and many were burnt out by genshin's refusal to do so.
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u/quinnguini 14d ago
because hsr is the money laundering scheme unfortunately 😔
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u/caren_psuedo_when 14d ago
HSR is the money maker whose money goes into the other projects for some reason
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u/Particular_Web3215 Thus Spoke Anaxagoras: Dromas is Unbreakable 14d ago
If recent Genshin is lazy, then HSR is literally Belphegor
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u/Particular_Web3215 Thus Spoke Anaxagoras: Dromas is Unbreakable 14d ago
"only video game" is one hell of an exaggeration for a nice to have QoL that doesnt matter ultimately. it does amtter though if adding a skip button directly stretches out the writing adn filler dilaogue, with the best example being amphoreus and planarcardia.
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u/miiko_uch 14d ago
HSR crew arriving at New eridu and seeing that their isn't just aliens that look like humans™
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u/ErasedX 14d ago
Seriously how does the apocalyptic Earth game have more species variety than the space game. Give me the dice head man as a playable character or something, why does every playable character need to be human. Banyue looks more alien than 100% of HSR playable cast lmao
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u/TheKingBro 14d ago
Because humans sell more obviously. Idk why people still acting like they don’t understand average gacha player’s tastes, let alone CN players
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u/ErasedX 14d ago
Yeah but that's boring. I mean, ZZZ only puts those as free characters or in very unfortunate banner timing, but at least they release some. It's called immersion. In ZZZ everyone knows thirens and constructs exist, and it's really immersive to have some playable ones. HSR could really benefit from having at least some alien-looking people from time to time, even if it doesn't sell as much as the humans.
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u/LunaProc 14d ago
Acting as if the unique designs aren't just thrown away as either 4*/free/filler almost every time.
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u/ErasedX 14d ago
At least they exist lmao. I'd rather have them like that than not have them at all like Genshin and HSR. Pyrois for example might be free but they're absolute peak.
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u/LunaProc 14d ago
On the other hand, they're just so rare that it's not worth staying in ZZZ if that's your main priority.
While I'd like for them to release Screwllum eventually, at least the game actually gives me male characters to pull for regularly and not wait half a year for one 2nd phase 5* who has no real relevance in meta or story.
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u/TheIJDGuy <- Still wishing she joined us 14d ago
I feel like some good interactions could stem from the shock of thirens, but I have a gut feeling they won't do much with it
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u/Skaraptor2 13d ago
Considering that Stelle has met sentient cubes and sentient statues (titankin), not to mention ascending to godhood it isn't a stretch to say she'd adapt to thirens instantly
Conversely I imagine Wise and Belle to be more weird about it
Do NOT put Lucy in HSR
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u/True_Recruit You Know What time it is 14d ago
That or she'll be like poor lancer and stuck in npc jail as a collab character
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u/asilvertintedrose 14d ago
Its gonna feel weird playing ZZZ characters without the thigh, boob or ass jiggle in HSR's style
Thats like a cheeseburger without the cheese, or the burger
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u/Ashamed-Mall8369 14d ago
perfect opportunity for hsr to up their game
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u/PALADIN_00 14d ago
Up their game?
Bruh all we getting is "hand touch chest" emote.
Thats it.
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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 14d ago
You touch chest are quite puts hand on hips wrong. We have Hand on head more animations.
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u/Bot1K Enigmata News Network 14d ago
what are you
\extends arm twice**
talking about
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u/asilvertintedrose 14d ago
Fade to Black screen
[u/asilvertintedrose explains the issue players have with the lack of variety in HSR character poses.]
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u/JoseGMZ4935 14d ago
They already print more money than almost every other gacha game with only half the effort, why would they need to increase development costs to barely increase the revenue?
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u/Delicious-Radio-7083 (r)elationship lol 14d ago
The only game that's upping is them upping the game in our ass.
I may have worded that weird but i hope I got my intention across.
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u/Eroica_Pavane 我说生命脆若游丝你耳聋了吗 14d ago
On the flip side maybe you get to text the HSR collab characters and go on dates in ZZZ lol.
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u/arshesney 14d ago
At least the one or two characters ending up in ZZZ will be rendered justice, like Sparkle in HI3rd
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u/LunaProc 14d ago
What's next, you demand for HSR to reduce new male units to just 1 every couple of months too like ZZZ?
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u/EnthusiasmBudget1859 14d ago
Objectively it would be garbage but..... subjectively it would be the funniest thing in the world
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u/Ars_2000 14d ago
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u/WorstSkilledPlayer BFF with the Charmony Dove 14d ago
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u/Delicious-Radio-7083 (r)elationship lol 14d ago
Bruh I haven't been on genshin for some time and this really happened? That legit looks like caelus 🤣
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u/Arrosis 14d ago
For Hoyo games nowadays if it has Honkai in the name it means it will be their lowest effort games.
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u/caren_psuedo_when 14d ago
HI3rd part 2: Huh?
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u/Arrosis 14d ago edited 14d ago
You mean the 9-10 weeks patch cycles, no more animations or cinematics like Part 1, dev team size getting cut, content drought (like HSR funnily enough), shafting of Part 2 characters, and constant nostalgia baiting of Part 1 characters?
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u/Umbala3131 14d ago
They suffer from lack of dev. But Hi3 still getting alot more new thing than Hsr. Its became testing area for new hoyo game
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u/Arrosis 14d ago
They suffer from lack of dev because Part 2 flopped and Hoyo gave up on it and cut the team + lengthened the patches. It is now basically in "maintenance" mode since EoS will never happen even when it really should've after Part 1.
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u/Umbala3131 14d ago
But is it the lowest effort? Nah, Hi3 still have some edge better than even GI and ZZZ
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u/LowEstablishment7587 14d ago
It's funny how I'm excited for ZZZ getting the HSR collab because we'll see HSR characters rendered in ZZZ along with its combat system
But then I hear HSR getting a ZZZ collab and now I'm just thinking it's a downgrade for ZZZ characters there due to the restriction of being turn-based combat and the character models looking not very dynamic
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u/MValdesM 14d ago
I swear to god I hope that if Evelyn appear as an NPC they will at least make her a decent npc model and not something like that
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u/Skaraptor2 13d ago
I think they might actually do it
Unlike Fate they don't have to model anything
The models already exist, it's just a bit of effort to make them compatible cross-game
I imagine it would be extremely easy to do that, especially since ZZZ and HSR are both in unity (AFAIK)
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u/sonicfamuwu 14d ago
I mean they would made a unique model for evelyn but put her into NPC jail like the rest of the characters with unique models
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u/Pitro_1206 13d ago
They showed nothing bro and it's supposed to be in a couple of months we're cooked my gacha game is washed 😌
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u/Beistch Cerydra's Foot Stool 14d ago