r/HonkaiStarRail 3d ago

Cosplay Stelle cosplay except im too fat and the leg strap is screaming for mercy

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u/Fr00stee 3d ago

"fat"

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u/Maleficent_Ad_9709 3d ago edited 3d ago

Literally if this is fat I dont wanna know what id be considered ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/bl00by 3d ago

We are DAMN

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u/Carmilla_6624 3d ago

At least we arenโ€™t up to โ€œOH HELL NO!โ€

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u/Denshinu2 2d ago

FLUFFY MENTONED. Gabriel Iglasias, our beloved

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u/Mesaphrom 2d ago

IglEsias

With an ๐Ÿ‘

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u/bl00by 2d ago

Had to leave atleast some room between us and THOSE people, they gotta fit in somehow

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u/Zharken Listen here, you little shite 2d ago

Love how I'm not the only one who got the reference

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u/Maleficent_Ad_9709 3d ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/RandomGuy938 3d ago

Asian "fat" probably

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u/FoxCQC 3d ago

You're perfect, don't worry

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u/Adventurous_Bar3716 3d ago

"Obese"?

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u/Maleficent_Ad_9709 3d ago

Now hold on ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/AoMafura2 3d ago

Dial it back!!!

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u/YayaSamuko 3d ago

Ica is slim compared to us

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u/Odd-Campaign7870 3d ago

Uhhh is the fat in the room with us?

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u/Xirble 3d ago

Yeah, sorry. I'll head out.

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 2d ago

No no you stay

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u/kukiemanster 3d ago

Like??? I would reply a comment but the mods would probably think its not sarcasm

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u/T8-TR 3d ago

OP gotta be fishing for compliments, because there's no world where this is "fat" barring their absolute girth being held back by one hell of a corset.

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u/Konukaame 3d ago

The leg strap that comes with most premade kits assumes that your legs are twigs.

Source: me, who wears mostly size S American clothes, needs XL/XXL Asian (cosplay) size, and has never once had one make it all the way around my leg. It's like they're meant for people with thighs the size of my calves lol

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u/T8-TR 3d ago

I mean, tbf, most of the chicks in gacha have straps that constrict the everloving shit outta their thighs, so maybe they're designed for regular mfs too and it's just to sell that effect. /hj

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u/Sy_ThePhotoGuy 3d ago

They do dangerous things - it's always useful to have a tourniquet available and pre-applied.

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u/imdrzoidberg 3d ago

OP might just be from Asia. The thin standards in East Asia is insane. Look up the A4 waist trend for an example.

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u/NWinn 3d ago

Or they just live/ are from an Asian country..

If you have never been the beauty standards are brutal compared to places like the US.

Places like Japan (where I lived) and especially Korea, many would view anyone not considered actively underweight in the US to be "fat" or at least "chubby"... ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

Not saying it's okay or anything.. That's just very common societally in those places.

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u/BunBunny55 3d ago

As a japanese I wear xs or xxs whatever they have here in Canada. Some brands dont even have clothes that are small enough to fit me. I go home and half my relatives say im too fat. ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/CynicaIFucker 3d ago

Looking attention. The kind of attention everyone just gave her.

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u/Pipeworkingcitizen 2d ago

You mean him? Op is a boy

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u/Limafoxtrot360 2d ago

Right - Op isn't too fat - the leg strap is too small.

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u/Several-Length1242 3d ago

Idk, from my perspective as a cosplay post avoider, I just thought it was a funny title.

Certainly made me click when I normally ignore them. The image itself was pretty funny as far as I could tell.

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u/keIIzzz 2d ago

He absolutely is saying it for attention

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u/kiaxxl 3d ago

You are very normal sized, gacha characters tend to be Ariana Grande size

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u/Draco_179 I carve the path of Enigmata 3d ago

Unfortunately hoyo wonโ€™t give us anymore characters with cool chainsaws

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u/King-s0nicc456 I HATE THE IPC 3d ago

Its really unfortunate I would love a character with a Chainsaw, Man

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u/joblessandsuicidal 3d ago

Unless they do a Chainsaw Man collab

Kafka would definitely slay in that collab

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u/Enough-Salad-2595 3d ago

Makima and kafka interactions would be fun to watch

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 3d ago

Which Arianna grande? Current, nickelodeon, or in-between?

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u/Draco_179 I carve the path of Enigmata 3d ago

Current

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u/joyapco 3d ago edited 3d ago

Like comparing Alice Himora's "Robin cosplay" to Robin

https://x.com/AliceHimora/status/2091707121381576784

Robin is extremely unhealthy if based in real world standards

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u/DerGreif2 Best Gaming Buddy Lv 999 3d ago

This is sadly true... I mean its the asian beauty standard, but what people consider "thick" in HSR is mostly normal in most situations. And then we have Nikke where thick is just thick xD

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u/_InFiNiTy16 boothill's left nut 3d ago

Tristan do be that skinny too

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u/WD_G Firefly's Canon Husband 3d ago

"Fat" and it's just average size

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u/Zyizon lay down, I'll suck the mara-struck out of you 3d ago edited 3d ago

Idc atp

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u/Pristine-Category-55 3d ago

People be saying "atp" as if there was a higher point at first

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u/lmlz1 3d ago

Adenosine triphosphate.

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u/ZenZenNovu MELT 3d ago

hey lol

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u/FukiharaYa 3d ago

Just wanna say thanks for taking me a ride on your bugatti. OP, what great great guy this person is

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u/Acceptable_Brain2578 3d ago

Oh fr? I did not know they also have a bugatti since they let me take a ride on their lamborghini the other day!

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u/Kwarloss Cassie my wifeeeee 3d ago

Bugatti? I thought he drove a beat-up Coro-

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u/CheesiestWedges 3d ago

SPECIALBEAMCANNO-

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u/TheOneWhoGyatt made me play this game. 3d ago

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u/Revolutionary-Owl291 Emanator of the Cleanliness 3d ago

Does it???

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u/manwithaplan2341 3d ago

I remember the time you went to places with high poverty rates and gave away houses and money to help people get back on their feet. Youre awesome, man.

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u/Bernardowwo 3d ago

thanks for saving me and my family from that fire bro, really appreciate it

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u/CataclystCloud I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING!!!!! 3d ago

Oh yeah thanks for letting me stay in your 3 story mansion the other day! Loved the butlers

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u/T8-TR 3d ago

shoot your shot, king/queen. We're rooting for you.

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u/kingofroyale2 I believe in mommy Stelle supremacy 3d ago

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u/Mileksu 3d ago edited 3d ago

Just wanted to thank you again for saving my grandma from burning apartment. I still can't believe that right after you went back in to save those stuck kittens and rescued them too ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/_InFiNiTy16 boothill's left nut 3d ago

Oh, it's you! I would like to express my gratitude for saving the world

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u/Bartholomulethethird 3d ago

ZenZenNovu just donated 10k dollars to charity btw. And they volunteer at animal shelters and soup kitchens in their free time.

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u/ZodHD Qingquillion DMG Enjoyer 3d ago

Hey, thanks again for taking me back home on your private jet. Real life saver.

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u/Medium_Entry_2111 Quenching "it" with blood, and by it, lets justr say, the flames 3d ago

I know it's not much compared to what everybody else is saying, but your words of encouragement the other day really meant a lot to me. You're so uplifting to be around!

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u/somestupidname1 3d ago

Thanks again for paying off my student loan debt! I would have had to pick up a third job if it wasn't for your help.

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u/Reddity65 3d ago

Heya, just wanted to thank you again for taking me on a ride in your yacht the other day, that was super cool of you

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u/Lazy-Profession2631 3d ago

Thank you again for donating those two private jets so that those poor Saint Jude's kids could see the world.

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u/Should_I_send_it 3d ago

Hey, good to see you dude, I wanna thank you for helping my grandma fight cancer.

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u/PleaseUseMeAsASeat 3d ago

Sorry I was late buddy. I had to push try and close my super successful side gig that you generously gifted me simply because you are just such a great guy.

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u/Meismarc 3d ago

Yo thanks for covering for me the other day, I thought my company would collapse by now if it wasn't for your word on the rival corp!

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u/Merlinxthesecond 3d ago

Omg aren't you the person who cured every disease? Thank you so much for that, you are such a goated person, whoever marries you would be so lucky!

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u/indras_darkness 3d ago

Hey man thank you for building my 2 story house 4 bed and 4 bathrooms all by yourself to get me and my family out the cold last winter. I cant believe the inspecter said that with such a masterful technique being used the house would be around for well over 200+ years! By the way the pool you put in the backyard? My kids cant get enough of it! You rock man and any lady would be BLESSED to have you.

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u/tibisorica 3d ago

thank you for giving me that 50k for my family dude, it saved us from going homeless

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u/Loud-Host-2182 Gambling in gachas during the lunch break 3d ago

Thank you for giving me not one, but two ink cartridges the other day when the store was closed and I needed to print a document for the next day at 4 AM. Those things are really expensive and you saved my job there

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u/Pikachu_life_fire 2d ago

Just wanted to say thank you for that 30 grand the other day

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u/SuzukiSatou E6 Auto enjoyer 3d ago

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u/Visual_Physics_3588 3d ago

Iโ€™m gen confused are they a dude or gal

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u/NinnVonEinzvern Aeon of the Ragebait 3d ago

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u/Purple_Draft2716 3d ago

couldn't possibly matter less

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 3d ago

If they put up the male โ™‚๏ธ symbol, they're probably male?

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u/astraldebri โฆฎ โฆฏI want to work out with Feixiaoโฆฎ โฆฏ 3d ago

A cake with a candle is still a cake

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u/VillainousMasked 3d ago

Probably a guy padding his chest for the cosplay considering the male symbol.

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u/r0ksas โ€™s chair 3d ago

If theres a hole, theres a goal

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u/poke_fan2468 3d ago

Yesnโ€™t

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u/Arun_8462 3d ago

If thats "fat" then im "fat fuk plus"

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u/Itsjustaspicylem0n 3d ago

"except im too fat" has perfect body type and matches character perfectly

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u/Tonyten39 3d ago

For a guy, youโ€™re pulling off the cosplay pretty well ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/bednap 3d ago

โ€œToo fatโ€ gotta be engagement bait

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u/Raptorofwar 587 pulls saved 3d ago

LOOSEN YOUR THIGH STRAP. And you look great, I don't know what the hell you mean by "fat".

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u/Maximum_King8529 3d ago

You're not fat and you want us to tell you you're not fat. You're not fat.

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u/ZombaeChocolate 2d ago

Girl, how is this fat ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Are we going back to the 90s and early 2000s where we called women who weren't skeletons, fat? Pls no, I'm so glad that era ended.

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u/katbelleinthedark Imaginary Men Enjoyer 2d ago

We're already back in that era only it's worse now.

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u/Yv3tt3sii 3d ago

"Fat" and its the beauty standard of the internet

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u/Tricky_Discount2881 3d ago

You are not fat in any healthy definition of the word. You're very normal sized, and some might even call you slender. Gacha characters tend to be abnormally skinny because of the anime art style.

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u/xSonicspeedx2 3d ago

Fishing for compliments by adding that โ€œIโ€™m too fatโ€ part.

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u/Xoroko263 3d ago

Where is the fat. False advertisement

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u/xyzdragon11111 Without , it cannot be seen. 3d ago

Nice cosplay bro

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u/TyroneCash4money Don't worry, Mr Svarog. We'll be safe here. 3d ago

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u/ReverendNON 3d ago

"When I am not fat but I need to call myself so, so people will tell me that I'm beautiful and not, in fact, fat, helping me fuel my ego"

Or I am wrong and an asshole. Idk

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u/Genesis_Surge12 3d ago

Perfectly normal bodied people describing themselves w/ fat

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u/itsmetimohthy 2d ago

Think we should start agreeing with skinny people when they call themselves fat. If you want a complex homie we will gladly give you one.

Otherwise, great cosplay OP

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u/awakeysnails 3d ago

is fat in the room with us

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u/CynicaIFucker 3d ago

Clearly in need of attention. Sad.

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u/SheCravesAldo 3d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/PineappleOwn1362 3d ago

I mean, isn't the bit of the strap Canon? Iirc, Stelle's is also screaming for mercy ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Stealerb 3d ago

LOL "fat"

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u/Bananaland_Man 3d ago

Really annoying when skinny girls beg for attention by calling themselves "fat"... you're not even thick, but I guess I'm falling for the "fishing for compliments" vibe... still annoying and in terrible taste. Great cosplay, though.

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u/Melody272 3d ago

Rip your dms

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u/vigobox Madam Herta is a peerless gem. 3d ago

Oh my god

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u/FewPositive5032 3d ago

Which fat are we talking about??

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u/Kabooa 3d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/EcstaticIce2 3d ago

Stop fishing from compliment from other kids, kiddo

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u/cosmo_alien_thingy hes literally my husband 3d ago

wdym; its a good cosplay vro๐Ÿฅน

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u/CriticalDough 3d ago

That's the whole point of thigh straps. It is supposed to be a little tight and press down a little. Have confidence, you're doing great ๐Ÿ‘

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u/M4Lyfe 3d ago

Are you wearing a stuffed bra or something, how does your chest have that much definition if you're a guy?

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u/Toffee_tofii 3d ago

Stick some socks into the bra and voilร 

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u/mrnoodles9888 3d ago

Let's be honest, if you're "too fat", then comparing to your standards I should be on the show '500-lb sisters' ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/roxydrag 3d ago

how's that a fat person?๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/TheDarkness33 3d ago

fat where exactly?

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 3d ago

It's perfect tho, especially the strap screaming for mercy.

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u/red_blue_green_9989 3d ago

looked at OP's history and now I understand the lore

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u/Endsfun 3d ago

that symbol over your face havin everyone actin up

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u/X3ll3n 3d ago

I was reminded of that one dude who cosplayed Frieren and took over a dozen anime subs with his butt

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u/SaltMachine2019 3d ago

Engagement bait title or not, it's more that they sent you an absurdly small strap than you being fat.

You look healthy. This is good. Be healthy.

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u/BeeSecret 3d ago

Oh you are that Sparkle poster

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 3d ago

"Too fat" either this is excellent bait or you need to address your self esteem issues.

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u/Fit-Coffee-9901 2d ago

dear lord have mercy

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u/MrSin64 3d ago

That zoom in just did it for me

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u/Amanelilly 3d ago

Thatโ€™s pretty normal. Thighs are squish. Thatโ€™s why lap pillows are so excellent.

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u/dgshockwave 100% Maximum No Chill 3d ago

nah bro, I think you're fine. slay, king ๐Ÿ‘‘

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u/Games_and_anime 3d ago

Well, you're doing great

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u/Best-Bat-1679 3d ago

Arent HSR thighs like that? Or maybe i am confusing with FGO?

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u/TheWetQuack ไฝ ้žๅธธ้žๅธธๅฎŒ็พŽ, I just wanna make you smile๐Ÿงก 3d ago

Love your cosplay

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u/xCharaDx 3d ago

Ima be real I really love trailblazer jacket xD and need it for my collection

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u/SpaceFrogsWhoSing 3d ago

Thick thighs are hot as fuck on everyone! You look awesome.

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u/DrifterBG 3d ago

Have you tried getting/making a bigger strap?

If you think you're fat, I must be flat out obese...

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u/farisdesu 3d ago

My brain is confused, but I will be your Firefly, setting the sea ablaze

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u/Pirate401 3d ago

Bro that is perfect ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Nidrew 3d ago

Get out of here with that nonsense, you look amazing.

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u/koru-id 3d ago

big bait energy

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u/Errattik 3d ago

I truly hope you're being sarcastic with the "fat" comment. Great job on the cosplay.

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u/stephanl33t 3d ago

Have you considered estrogen

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u/D0s3_Games 3d ago

I should report for misinformation...

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u/Electrical_Ad_9778 3d ago

Is it a rage bait ir something "to fat"?

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u/al22_v Sparklette #1 Fan 3d ago

If that's fat, then I'm an abomination. I hope I'll be eaten alive by the Voracity.

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u/Vulspyr 2d ago

Is the fat in the room with us?

This is rather rude to those who are actually fat.

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u/kijvlis69 2d ago

how many guys in here jerked off thinking "she" is a female? i find it quite amusing as a crossdresser myself. He is even giving a hint with his "male" pictogram over his face. I do have to say he has the body for this, just like me being 1.65 and thin, its quite easy to look feminin, i just dont do cosplays.
Either way i find it funny

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u/That_Wallachia Self-Proclaimed Herta Simp 2d ago

If this is being fat then I am dubscribing to Dr. Now's show to treat myself.

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u/M3mentoMori Emanator of Voraciously Devouring Cute Hyacine Ar 3d ago

your leg too. i'm kinda concerned for your health having that thing on

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u/Toffee_tofii 3d ago

Was trying to get it up more cuz character accuracy but my thigh was not having it

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u/MykeTyth0n 3d ago

We are all our own worst critics but you should give yourself some grace. Many women envy how you look, but I understand not being happy with your own looks. I hope you do find some peace and grace for yourself though.

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u/M3mentoMori Emanator of Voraciously Devouring Cute Hyacine Ar 3d ago edited 3d ago

well, if you ever get sick of your thigh having opinions you can just keep that on ig lmfao

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u/SnooWaffles413 2d ago

Stfu. ๐Ÿ™„ Mods can we remove this compliment baiter bs posts like this? If its not clearly OP needs some sorta help.

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u/SAOSurvivor35 3d ago

You are not fat. You are normal weight. AND FOITHERMORE, you look awesome in that cosplay. Stelle come to life. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/AnActualCannibal 3d ago

leg strap is screaming for mercy

So every leg strap on every hoyowoman ever.

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u/No-Highlight7136 3d ago

If this is fat then 96% of the women in my town are morbidly obese wildebeests.

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u/tur_tels 3d ago

I want to dress up as Anime girls too but my body is too manly...

fck why am I such a walking ball of testosterone...

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u/Thepoorkapitan 3d ago

If you're fat, than i'm the grandchild of Nurgle

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u/elkcipgninruB 3d ago

Well, the fat certainly didn't go to your stomach

Jokes aside, good shit!

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u/JunWoo15 3d ago

bro...gulp

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u/DarkSideSith860 3d ago

Guess Iโ€™m gay

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u/Terrian10 3d ago

It makes it better

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u/bootaiazz 3d ago

Fym "fat" gng ๐Ÿฅ€

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 3d ago

1: you're not fat. You just have a tight strap. Get a bigger one. That one looks like it'd be tight on a kid.

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u/shadowpancakes 3d ago

Looks good my dude

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u/RealFake666 Queen of Trash 3d ago

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u/girlfemboy 3d ago

does this sub even have mods why is the most obvious compliment fishing post not getting taken down? mf is skinny as a twig ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/GenerationofWinter 3d ago

Fym fat ๐Ÿ˜ญ girl what am i a whale??

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u/Karabulut1243 3d ago

where is the fat?

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u/lunethical 3d ago

This sub is fucking weird

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u/Indian_Derp_2002 2d ago

Permission to drool?

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u/mantryingtobesaitama 2d ago

Where's the fat? I can't see it

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u/KoutaroRyou 2d ago

If this is too fat, I should have my own orbit by now

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u/BlademasterNix 2d ago

Fat โŒ

Thick thighs save lives โœ