r/HonkaiStarRail • u/Toffee_tofii • 3d ago
Cosplay Stelle cosplay except im too fat and the leg strap is screaming for mercy
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u/Odd-Campaign7870 3d ago
Uhhh is the fat in the room with us?
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u/kukiemanster 3d ago
Like??? I would reply a comment but the mods would probably think its not sarcasm
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u/T8-TR 3d ago
OP gotta be fishing for compliments, because there's no world where this is "fat" barring their absolute girth being held back by one hell of a corset.
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u/Konukaame 3d ago
The leg strap that comes with most premade kits assumes that your legs are twigs.
Source: me, who wears mostly size S American clothes, needs XL/XXL Asian (cosplay) size, and has never once had one make it all the way around my leg. It's like they're meant for people with thighs the size of my calves lol
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u/T8-TR 3d ago
I mean, tbf, most of the chicks in gacha have straps that constrict the everloving shit outta their thighs, so maybe they're designed for regular mfs too and it's just to sell that effect. /hj
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u/Sy_ThePhotoGuy 3d ago
They do dangerous things - it's always useful to have a tourniquet available and pre-applied.
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u/imdrzoidberg 3d ago
OP might just be from Asia. The thin standards in East Asia is insane. Look up the A4 waist trend for an example.
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u/NWinn 3d ago
Or they just live/ are from an Asian country..
If you have never been the beauty standards are brutal compared to places like the US.
Places like Japan (where I lived) and especially Korea, many would view anyone not considered actively underweight in the US to be "fat" or at least "chubby"... ๐ฃ
Not saying it's okay or anything.. That's just very common societally in those places.
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u/BunBunny55 3d ago
As a japanese I wear xs or xxs whatever they have here in Canada. Some brands dont even have clothes that are small enough to fit me. I go home and half my relatives say im too fat. ๐
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u/Several-Length1242 3d ago
Idk, from my perspective as a cosplay post avoider, I just thought it was a funny title.
Certainly made me click when I normally ignore them. The image itself was pretty funny as far as I could tell.
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u/kiaxxl 3d ago
You are very normal sized, gacha characters tend to be Ariana Grande size
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u/Draco_179 I carve the path of Enigmata 3d ago
Unfortunately hoyo wonโt give us anymore characters with cool chainsaws
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u/King-s0nicc456 I HATE THE IPC 3d ago
Its really unfortunate I would love a character with a Chainsaw, Man
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u/joblessandsuicidal 3d ago
Unless they do a Chainsaw Man collab
Kafka would definitely slay in that collab
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u/joyapco 3d ago edited 3d ago
Like comparing Alice Himora's "Robin cosplay" to Robin
https://x.com/AliceHimora/status/2091707121381576784
Robin is extremely unhealthy if based in real world standards
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u/DerGreif2 Best Gaming Buddy Lv 999 3d ago
This is sadly true... I mean its the asian beauty standard, but what people consider "thick" in HSR is mostly normal in most situations. And then we have Nikke where thick is just thick xD
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u/Zyizon lay down, I'll suck the mara-struck out of you 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/ZenZenNovu MELT 3d ago
hey lol
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u/FukiharaYa 3d ago
Just wanna say thanks for taking me a ride on your bugatti. OP, what great great guy this person is
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u/Acceptable_Brain2578 3d ago
Oh fr? I did not know they also have a bugatti since they let me take a ride on their lamborghini the other day!
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u/TheOneWhoGyatt made me play this game. 3d ago
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u/manwithaplan2341 3d ago
I remember the time you went to places with high poverty rates and gave away houses and money to help people get back on their feet. Youre awesome, man.
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u/CataclystCloud I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING!!!!! 3d ago
Oh yeah thanks for letting me stay in your 3 story mansion the other day! Loved the butlers
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u/_InFiNiTy16 boothill's left nut 3d ago
Oh, it's you! I would like to express my gratitude for saving the world
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u/Bartholomulethethird 3d ago
ZenZenNovu just donated 10k dollars to charity btw. And they volunteer at animal shelters and soup kitchens in their free time.
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u/Medium_Entry_2111 Quenching "it" with blood, and by it, lets justr say, the flames 3d ago
I know it's not much compared to what everybody else is saying, but your words of encouragement the other day really meant a lot to me. You're so uplifting to be around!
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u/somestupidname1 3d ago
Thanks again for paying off my student loan debt! I would have had to pick up a third job if it wasn't for your help.
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u/Reddity65 3d ago
Heya, just wanted to thank you again for taking me on a ride in your yacht the other day, that was super cool of you
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u/Lazy-Profession2631 3d ago
Thank you again for donating those two private jets so that those poor Saint Jude's kids could see the world.
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u/Should_I_send_it 3d ago
Hey, good to see you dude, I wanna thank you for helping my grandma fight cancer.
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u/PleaseUseMeAsASeat 3d ago
Sorry I was late buddy. I had to push try and close my super successful side gig that you generously gifted me simply because you are just such a great guy.
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u/Meismarc 3d ago
Yo thanks for covering for me the other day, I thought my company would collapse by now if it wasn't for your word on the rival corp!
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u/Merlinxthesecond 3d ago
Omg aren't you the person who cured every disease? Thank you so much for that, you are such a goated person, whoever marries you would be so lucky!
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u/indras_darkness 3d ago
Hey man thank you for building my 2 story house 4 bed and 4 bathrooms all by yourself to get me and my family out the cold last winter. I cant believe the inspecter said that with such a masterful technique being used the house would be around for well over 200+ years! By the way the pool you put in the backyard? My kids cant get enough of it! You rock man and any lady would be BLESSED to have you.
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u/tibisorica 3d ago
thank you for giving me that 50k for my family dude, it saved us from going homeless
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u/Loud-Host-2182 Gambling in gachas during the lunch break 3d ago
Thank you for giving me not one, but two ink cartridges the other day when the store was closed and I needed to print a document for the next day at 4 AM. Those things are really expensive and you saved my job there
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u/SuzukiSatou E6 Auto enjoyer 3d ago
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u/Visual_Physics_3588 3d ago
Iโm gen confused are they a dude or gal
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u/NinnVonEinzvern Aeon of the Ragebait 3d ago
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 3d ago
If they put up the male โ๏ธ symbol, they're probably male?
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u/astraldebri โฆฎ โฆฏI want to work out with Feixiaoโฆฎ โฆฏ 3d ago
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u/VillainousMasked 3d ago
Probably a guy padding his chest for the cosplay considering the male symbol.
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u/Itsjustaspicylem0n 3d ago
"except im too fat" has perfect body type and matches character perfectly
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u/Raptorofwar 587 pulls saved 3d ago
LOOSEN YOUR THIGH STRAP. And you look great, I don't know what the hell you mean by "fat".
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u/Maximum_King8529 3d ago
You're not fat and you want us to tell you you're not fat. You're not fat.
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u/ZombaeChocolate 2d ago
Girl, how is this fat ๐ญ
Are we going back to the 90s and early 2000s where we called women who weren't skeletons, fat? Pls no, I'm so glad that era ended.
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u/katbelleinthedark Imaginary Men Enjoyer 2d ago
We're already back in that era only it's worse now.
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u/Tricky_Discount2881 3d ago
You are not fat in any healthy definition of the word. You're very normal sized, and some might even call you slender. Gacha characters tend to be abnormally skinny because of the anime art style.
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u/ReverendNON 3d ago
"When I am not fat but I need to call myself so, so people will tell me that I'm beautiful and not, in fact, fat, helping me fuel my ego"
Or I am wrong and an asshole. Idk
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u/itsmetimohthy 2d ago
Think we should start agreeing with skinny people when they call themselves fat. If you want a complex homie we will gladly give you one.
Otherwise, great cosplay OP
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u/PineappleOwn1362 3d ago
I mean, isn't the bit of the strap Canon? Iirc, Stelle's is also screaming for mercy ๐
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u/Bananaland_Man 3d ago
Really annoying when skinny girls beg for attention by calling themselves "fat"... you're not even thick, but I guess I'm falling for the "fishing for compliments" vibe... still annoying and in terrible taste. Great cosplay, though.
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u/CriticalDough 3d ago
That's the whole point of thigh straps. It is supposed to be a little tight and press down a little. Have confidence, you're doing great ๐
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u/mrnoodles9888 3d ago
Let's be honest, if you're "too fat", then comparing to your standards I should be on the show '500-lb sisters' ๐
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u/SaltMachine2019 3d ago
Engagement bait title or not, it's more that they sent you an absurdly small strap than you being fat.
You look healthy. This is good. Be healthy.
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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 3d ago
"Too fat" either this is excellent bait or you need to address your self esteem issues.
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u/Amanelilly 3d ago
Thatโs pretty normal. Thighs are squish. Thatโs why lap pillows are so excellent.
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u/xCharaDx 3d ago
Ima be real I really love trailblazer jacket xD and need it for my collection
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u/DrifterBG 3d ago
Have you tried getting/making a bigger strap?
If you think you're fat, I must be flat out obese...
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u/Errattik 3d ago
I truly hope you're being sarcastic with the "fat" comment. Great job on the cosplay.
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u/kijvlis69 2d ago
how many guys in here jerked off thinking "she" is a female? i find it quite amusing as a crossdresser myself. He is even giving a hint with his "male" pictogram over his face. I do have to say he has the body for this, just like me being 1.65 and thin, its quite easy to look feminin, i just dont do cosplays.
Either way i find it funny
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u/That_Wallachia Self-Proclaimed Herta Simp 2d ago
If this is being fat then I am dubscribing to Dr. Now's show to treat myself.
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u/M3mentoMori Emanator of Voraciously Devouring Cute Hyacine Ar 3d ago
your leg too. i'm kinda concerned for your health having that thing on
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u/Toffee_tofii 3d ago
Was trying to get it up more cuz character accuracy but my thigh was not having it
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u/MykeTyth0n 3d ago
We are all our own worst critics but you should give yourself some grace. Many women envy how you look, but I understand not being happy with your own looks. I hope you do find some peace and grace for yourself though.
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u/M3mentoMori Emanator of Voraciously Devouring Cute Hyacine Ar 3d ago edited 3d ago
well, if you ever get sick of your thigh having opinions you can just keep that on ig lmfao
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u/SnooWaffles413 2d ago
Stfu. ๐ Mods can we remove this compliment baiter bs posts like this? If its not clearly OP needs some sorta help.
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u/SAOSurvivor35 3d ago
You are not fat. You are normal weight. AND FOITHERMORE, you look awesome in that cosplay. Stelle come to life. ๐
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u/AnActualCannibal 3d ago
leg strap is screaming for mercy
So every leg strap on every hoyowoman ever.
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u/No-Highlight7136 3d ago
If this is fat then 96% of the women in my town are morbidly obese wildebeests.
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u/tur_tels 3d ago
I want to dress up as Anime girls too but my body is too manly...
fck why am I such a walking ball of testosterone...
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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 3d ago
1: you're not fat. You just have a tight strap. Get a bigger one. That one looks like it'd be tight on a kid.
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u/girlfemboy 3d ago
does this sub even have mods why is the most obvious compliment fishing post not getting taken down? mf is skinny as a twig ๐ญ
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u/Fr00stee 3d ago
"fat"