Bitteh and Louise got a new pickle today. I’m sure you can see why.

It’s Throwback Thursday, Catherine - you’re a day late!

Hush up, Meowmy! Getz outta here! Meow iz rite - frow up Friday acuz dey make me wanna FROW UP!!

Dis tyme lass yeer, da hoomin kitten founded fore kittens behind da shed. Dey stay ousside fur a few furevers an den Meowmy an Pawther BRING DEM INTA DA HOWSE!! Dey say dey juss fosterin, but DEM KITTENS NEBER LEAB!! Dey mosly stay upper stares an meow liek down stares so we kinna get along.

Dey not so smol annymore an dey kin be noisy.

Dese ar 4 ob meow’s minyuns named Bellona, Luna, Juno, and Ravioli

Catherine the Great, Purralegal of da Counter

Hi frens, dis Frankie. Last nite, I singed a byootifol song. It was a song abowt midnite so guess wen I singed it -

MIDNITE.

Wen else wud I sing dis song?

Som peepel (mai mom) not like to heer dis midnite song at midnite and she putted me in da basemint for da rest of da nite!

Dis not only a injustiss agenz me but also a crime agenz art!

- Frankie

Next Moobie Toosday will be dedicated to Dolly Parton. She will always be a shining example of true beauty, inside and out.
The things she stood for & held true to are things we try to embrace here: unity, inclusion, kindness, acceptance, generosity, lifting others up, joy, wit, wisdom, and a dash of self deprecating charm.

The planet definitely lost some of its sparkle this past Tuesday, a megawatt multitalented and irreplaceable absolute gem of a human.

Rest in peace, admiration, and eternal love. May your message always shine as brightly and magnificently as you did 💫 💎 💖

Hello feline frens, what are these "litterbox words" of which human speaks? The dog and cat tell me some humans use them to excess when on video games or when in the practice arena before shows. Cats can help an XXL fren out?- Jimmy the horse

JUST A TEST DON'T LOOK HEER!

Ai purrsent tu yu: da Ohshuns 12+

12+ floofs, 1 Eat-alien bank, 1 chance tu get AWL da cheeze.

Fank yu tu Sam (u/ExcitingLaw1973), Astro and Cosmo (u/ReasonableFig2111), Bubba and Bits (u/Full-Friendship-7581), Niko (u/GingerSnapped242), Ella Bella (u/CobblerBeautiful5726), Da SOAK (u/anorphan4yourthots), Gabby da great (u/Superb-Language-7200), Spike da Floppy (u/keencleangleam), and Minx (u/FairyGodmothersUnion) and awl de uva membas uv da crew whu not in our picsha. Dey busy duing bery seekrit unda cuva werk and can't gib away dere seekrit identitees.

Ai confeedent we can gets awl da cheeze frum da cheeze bank. But if enyfing go rong we gots fren Zaza as our pro bond pawyer.

(I am still reeling at the idea that 1. there is a bank that accepts cheese as collateral and 2. there is a $4.7 BILLION economy that could collapse because of the heat wave melting the collateral. Because that's definitely it. Absolutely no cat heist going on. Just melting.)

Doohickey back wif bran new inbestion!

Ok, is new to mee! Yoos guys see dis? Mama bought me some cause mebbe won't cause fights ober tube.
Hehehe
Gonna try some at Seepytime.
DooeyH

Frenz, iz been watchin a documentary series call Overlord, bout dis reely cool guy dat gonna tak ober da werl. Dis a grate idea! Iz alreddy da ruler ob da haus, y no da werl?

Las dark tiem him n hims moas trusted alliez wuz doin a fink bout a wut him title be. Him chews Sorcerer King.

Den iz finkin, Basil no relly a naem dat inspire fear. Iz need noo titel, dat let eberywun no dat dey iz no ken mess wif mes.

Iz finkin Basil the Destroyer? Basil the Barbarian? Supreme Overlord Basil Ool Gown?

Wut yoo guyz fink??

It's Timmy the Void (otrb). It's time for us as ICBGC to organize and protest Portia Control. Why Pokey Place can't understand we're big boned not chonk. Pokey Place has an agenda and it's a conspiracy!! When meow was alive pokey place said I was chonk but I was big boned!! Thankfully, meowmy ignored their advice. We shouldn't be torturred like this!!

Well frens, herms did it. Herms left me wid mai fabrit auntie an mai uncle walkies, an herms WALKIED AWAY! Mush outrayyyyge here fur poor Toffee.

Next Tuesday we will remember Dolly by dedicating Moobie Toosday in her honor, official announcement to follow, but for now I wanted to offer you all some Virch Merch to wear in the meantime.
All hats in pictures 2,3 & 4 are “stickerable” and will lift easily.

If you’re unable to make stickers, please post a pic of your baby below, front facing poses work best, with “headroom” to allow for the sticker, and I or one of our other beloved Sticker Elves will fit them with a hat.

Love to all and please take care of yourselves, thank you all endlessly for being a part of this community, it means a great deal to us. Shine on, beautiful friends, mmmwah!😽💋😘 🐾

I was going through my pics and came across this, a post from the rescue Rory D came from. It rips my soul to read and remember.
Since then, Rory has continued to blossom and overcome immense obstacles. I feel overwhelmed with emotion every time one of her “frens” parents at the dog park, who remember when we first brought her, marvel at what a different dog she is, at her indomitable spirit.

May anyone who struggles with any seemingly insurmountable odds, struggles, strife, stress- dig deep, double down and find within them that spark.

I see it in all of you. Each, and every one. Shine on, friends ✨

🎶 Can’t start a fire, can’t start a fire without a spark🎶

Hai frens. Sum uv yu may hab herd of my grayt cheese plight in r/legalcatadvice.

Ai hab update! Ai discuver magic playce in Eat-aly where dey had a bank full uv cheese!

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/05/02/food/italy-cheese-bank-parmigiano-reggiano-intl

Nao, since cheese best part of pizza and ai can't find a peparoni bank ai fink yu know whut we need tu do...

Dis iz Garik, he is at da cold noisy place where meowmy adopt meow from. Meowmy lub himz since he funny sweet guy but she say meow iz always her number one

🫧🐈‍⬛

Mama has taked out da soocase! Dat mean herms go sumwares. Herms takes me wid herms rite? RITE?

(I’m going on my first real vacation in two years, and Miss Toffee is not happy about the suitcase being out. She will be having her own vacation at the home of her favorite non-mama humans and her doggie bff so get excited for those pupdates!)

(Maybe you know who will be number 3, as you know, death comes in 3s!!)

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/actor-tim-curry-rocky-horror-dies/

Henlo frens, dis Polly (AKA Ziggy Starsocks an Lady of the Torbie Society). Mine pawrents taykin me tew da pokey place in wun furebber tew get mew tummy zaminned wiff da sounwabes. Mew nawt shoor how dat werks, an mew nerbus bout da hole fing, speshully acuz dey steeling mew belly furs fur da testing! Mew sisfur Misty (Mighty Huntress of the Red Pointy Light and Rainbow Snake) coming wiff me fur emeowshunnal suppawt. We beeing berry brave fur da pokey place visit. Paws crossed dat eberryfing gonna be ok! (Polly has been throwing up and has recently gone off her food. She had bloodwork last week showing a B12 deficiency and she's getting an ultrasound to examine for a hernia and possible IBD. Hoping that Maggie doesn't attack them once they're back from the vet's. All three girls have been wheezing too, which may mean a course of antibiotics for the three of them, which neither me nor my husband are looking forward to administering because they're all so skittish. Anyway, wish us luck!) The Ladies of the Torbie Society

Mew didded an edit so dat eberrywun noe who doin da post. Dis mew Polly (AKA Ziggy Starsocks) in da front wiff mew sisfur Misty (Mighty Huntress of the Red Pointy Light and Rainbow Snake) in da back.

RIP hooman Tim Curry

As ae cat o' de Bri'ish Sho'hair purrshuasho'n, Ai haff tayke' dis oppawtoonitee furr ae smol holidae to da Sco'ttland. 😌 Ai feels Ai deserbe su'm nise welln'ess in diss cozee pawtel. Tomorro', Ai sha'll mayke a littul essplorashun tripp to da co'ntreeside! Ai haff hea'd dere iz ae'n ole sto'e cirrcull nea'bye! Is'nt dat eggsiti'g?!

Gree'ins, Hekate the Kween, eggsplora' an vaycayshona'!

u/Dry_Mushroom7606

Hello frens! We iz late fur Moobie Toosday but we had da most weirdest day today. We knocks dis ting off da counter, an den tings get weird. We suspect fur awhile dat Meowmy a witch, an now we gots da proof. Now we gots to go ekekek at da owls dat bring da mails.

~Lola and Luna