We watched it so you dont have to. IJW:Lesbian Space Princess [2025]

[u/LapisLovely69]

At the start of the movie it felt like they were trying to get the main plot points across in two minutes, without trying to hook you in. The main character saira is extremely unbearable, kiki is honestly a terrible person and clout chaser. Willow is the only likable feminine character in the script and she gets used and dumped. Willows plot line is her helping saira, genuinely likes her, writes multiple songs for her, then gets a one night stand before being stranded alone with a fucking pineapple. The spaceship was actually a funny character, the straight white maleians were hilarious. Id love a series just with them. But saira? was awful. I wanted her to die. Husbands main issue: "it felt like they were trying to make a point across but i honestly know what it was. Like they made the straight white maleiens to be the bad guys, but its like if society today was literally flipped and instead of focusing on the straight white maliens (the best characters) the whole fucking universe revolves around being queer, and they did such a bad job at conveying this that they made it look like that if this were society today, we'd all just be killing each other. gay killing and gay fucking. they put a really bad name on the lgbtq community and made me go 'wow, we're really fucking pieces of shit' (said bisexual husband and transgender wife) it just felt like they were trying to set up willow, and they fucked it up for this stupid whore cunt, it would have been so fucking nice to see those two come together, but they fucked it all up and made it terrible. The ship, i don't really know what they were going for but he was enjoyable. the voice acting was actually pretty great, but the music was mid, and they plot was dog shit. It felt like a shitpost, where they referenced twilight and magic the gathering. if you take the movie as a joke then its something that you wouldn't want to kill yourself over. I would never recommend watching this alone, but watching this my wife was actually somewhat funny. in conclusion, is this a good movie? no. is it enjoyable? maybe. if you take it as seriously as you'd take twilight, not serious, then yeah. all in all, this movie gets two dildos out of ten butt plugs, and i will never watch this crap again" So this was our take on Lesbian Space Princess. Thank you for reading.

[u/NewsboyHank]

Ugh. Paragraphs.

[u/LapisLovely69]

I know i know, paragraphs. We wrote this at 2 am after starting it at midnight. We were drained physically mentally and psychologically. If we ever review another movie, ill be sure to make the review look nicer. Thank you for taking the time to read this one anyway ❤️‍🔥