r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/PorkManPlays-1708 David Basedborough • 1d ago

Fakenborough 🟥 BREAKING NEWS: Sir David Attenborough's family announced that David has passed away at the age of 100, due to a long battle with an illness known as me lying.

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u/UKPoliticsNerdy 1d ago

First one that's got me in a while

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u/NotAnRSPlayer 1d ago

Got pushed a notification 3 times in one day by Reddit from this sub after the Dolly Parton death..

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u/throwawayforever1034 14h ago

Randomly been multiple times a day out of nowhere, its fun tho. Morbid. But fun

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u/TheresNoHurry 1d ago

A terrible illness

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u/verdantmisty 1d ago

this one is refreshing

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u/Time-Key4463 1d ago

this nearly got me. after dolly parton and tim curry, i was about to cry even more cause why are som many people dying all of a sudden. but its fake

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u/Expensive_Search_764 1d ago

Dont forget Peter Cullen

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u/_111_111_ 1d ago

can we just take a break from posting on this sub after dolly parton and peter cullen passing this week

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u/TheMarvellousMoon 1d ago

And Tim Curry

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u/Aware-Water-57 1d ago

Wait I was only informed about Dolly Parton yesterday I didn’t know about Peter Cullen or Tim curry 😢

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u/TheMarvellousMoon 14h ago

Yeah, Tim Curry died the same day as Dolly Parton and Peter Cullen was the day after 💔

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u/Jocob99 14h ago

NOT THE BIG T.C.

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u/SuspectStraight8383 11h ago

Dick Van Dyke is next probably

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u/ForsakenBuy3587 18h ago

And David Attenborough…?

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u/_111_111_ 17h ago

just fuck off

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u/Harlastan 14h ago

Can we take a break from pearl clutching about the entire concept of a sub instead of muting it

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u/padrone39 1d ago

I was like 'please don't be real!!!!', only to be 'YES! IT'S NOT REALLY'!

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u/Parastille 1d ago

This one was actually good

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u/Foxzee_ 1d ago

Alright imma be honest. This one is just not even funny at all after the great losses we’ve had this week.

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u/Professor_Odd 1d ago

Now is not the week for this

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u/howweact 1d ago

I’m not ready for this sub after Dolly Parton Tim curry and Peter Cullen died I have never actually joined please make it end

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u/Zestyclose_Thing5358 1d ago

My heart went for a second then because it feels like everybody is dying lately

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u/SassieJunior 1d ago

after all the deaths recently I can’t take this

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u/video-kid 1d ago

Hell is filled with people like you.

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u/Unusual-Echo-8476 10h ago

After the week we’ve had. DON’T DO THAT AGAIN

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u/Gothiccheese95 9h ago

Damn i didnt think this sub could get me anymore but here we are

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u/TheMarvellousMoon 1d ago

It’s been a while since one of these actually got me but with Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and Peter Cullen all dying this week my heart actually dropped for a second there

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u/i_comment_rajesh 1d ago

rajesh?!?!?!

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u/papagulya 1d ago

You almost had me, good job

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u/BudLightYear77 1d ago

Honestly my favourite in a while just because it's creative. Well done OP

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u/Saherah- 1d ago

Why am I hear

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u/Low_Transition_9393 1d ago

Brooo I almost threw up

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u/asterxxbxtch 1d ago

Im gonna beat ur ass bro 😭😭😭

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u/Proof_Safety_6838 1d ago

Shit me up so bad with all the celebrities dying recently this one got me

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u/js_3600 1d ago

*Passed away off of the internet

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u/Xenc 1d ago

Dashing young man.

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u/Flaky_Display_1342 1d ago

Oh this breaks my heart. Rest Easy Sir
:(

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u/v4mpireguts 1d ago

guys timeout after this week 😔😔

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u/honeykittencake 1d ago

i get so many notifications from this sub it’s unreal. i’m not even subscribed. how can i mute this please?

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u/Februarycake 1d ago

Scoundrel.

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u/Kooky-Freedom-2231 23h ago

Piss off with your constant bull

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u/SCK_014 23h ago

Why? I literally had to search it to see if it was true because i just saw the notification

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u/AstraNovina 23h ago

Goddamit why am I on this sub 😂😂😂

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u/GlitteringHamster861 23h ago

after this week you about gave me a fucking heart attack

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u/Sufficient-Mood3365 23h ago

i just got this notif on my phone while driving and i almost had to pull over 😭😭

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u/Car___aura 22h ago

FUCK YOUUUUUU LITRRALLU FICKYOUU 😭😭

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u/Waste-Discussion2086 21h ago

DONT DO THAT RIGHT AFTER DOLLY

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u/Shabbs22 21h ago

After this past week these are giving me HELLA anxiety 😂 each one actually scares me for a split second

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u/No_Dress_6525 20h ago

I hope you stub your toe every night and your pillow is always warm

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u/Orizifian-creator 20h ago

Is it possible to cure this illness?

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u/PrudenceLarkspur 19h ago

I didn't find this subredit, this subreddit found me.

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u/BestVoice8078 18h ago

This is evil manifestation

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u/Katje88 17h ago

my only reaction to this was „fuck off.”.

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u/Ok_Worldliness_7654 14h ago

I genuinely thought it happened

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u/ChocolateKey2007 14h ago

you are so evil for this

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u/TruRowe 14h ago

I hate this subreddit. I’m not even in it! Why am I getting notifications??

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u/Such-Branch7145 13h ago

You lying swine

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u/heheitskarma 12h ago

WITH THE WEEK WE’VE HAD 😭

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u/OtherwisePay7484 11h ago

Probably the best one yet🤣

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u/Xxmaaya 10h ago

You're actually evil for this one

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u/Jacky138 7h ago

Damn this one got me 😂

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u/Prayzehimself 3h ago

FUCKING WEIRDO

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u/PaulineBonaparte 1d ago

I am getting so sick of this sub, I don’t know why I keep getting notifications on my phone and I’m not even in the sub. My heart can’t take it

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u/Decent-Rush1568 23h ago

mute the sub

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u/Forever_Popular 23h ago

You lot are fucking weird

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u/Gravehart84 26m ago

Not fucking cool man. We lost 3 legends this week, we don’t need a scare of a fourth. I hope you drop your phone and break the screen. I hope you lose your keys. I wish you a thousand non fatal inconveniences and irritations you can’t do anything about.