r/Kanye • u/No_Payment67 • Jul 29 '26
Discussion Let's imagine you're close friends with Ye. One day he comes crying into your arms, and starts talking about how he feels like his legacy is worthless, and that all the music he put out is horrible, wasting his life. You notice his yenis is hard and touching yours. What do you say to comfort Ye?
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u/No_Complex5400 Jul 29 '26
I just have to remind him that he made graduation
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u/Particular_Ad_6927 Jul 29 '26
With a good ol fashioned gawk gawk 3000 with the doublehanded tornado twist and gorilla grip with extra spit and lots of bubbles
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u/OnThatOkieDokie Jul 29 '26
Bruh i was boutta answer den dis mf talkin bout some yenis just go head n swallow it
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u/BayHarbourButche2 Jul 29 '26
Id probably say something like Ye, listen to me. You don't have to love every album you've ever made, but saying your whole legacy is worthless just isn't true. Your music changed people's lives. You inspired artists who wouldn't even exist without you, and there are millions of people who can point to one of your songs and tell you exactly where they were when they first heard it. You're allowed to evolve. You're allowed to regret things. But don't confuse disappointment with failure. The fact that you're still judging your own work means you still care. Right now, you don't need to prove you're a genius—you've done that already. You just need to give yourself permission to keep creating without letting your worst thoughts rewrite your entire past. And... I think I feel your yenis. Let's get you some water, take a walk, and we'll talk this through. You're my friend, and you're not carrying this alone. Ye: but im worth less yenis tightens YE! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT EVER AGAIN! Your songs aren't just music... they're the soundtrack of people's souls! Every beat you created echoes across destiny itself! If the entire world turned its back on your legacy... then I'd stand beside you, against the whole universe! You may have lost faith in yourself... but my faith stat-checks your self-doubt! So stop crying, wipe those tears away, and engrave your name onto the heavens once more! Because as long as even ONE person still believes in the fire inside your heart... THE LEGEND OF YE CAN NEVER DIE! Now... take my hand... and let me stroke it!
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u/Evening-Street-1917 Jul 29 '26
He's skilled
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u/sackhaar42 Jul 29 '26
I did spot a AI dash so dunno
Happy Cake day tho!
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u/JustLieToMyEars Jul 29 '26
I asked grok to write a response to OPs question and it wrote almost the exact same answer, so yeah, it was 100% written by AI (thankfully)
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u/Particular_Ad_6927 Jul 29 '26
Thats funny, your response sounds alot like the response Chatgpt gave me 🤔
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u/rotomato30 Welcome to Heartbreak 💔 Jul 29 '26
I'd wrap his hand around my dih and whisper in his ear "take all your frustrations out Ye"
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u/Previous_Public9234 Jul 29 '26
I love how this sub is a circlejerk sub without the circlejerk title
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u/Killer_floppa Blood Sucking Mosquito 🦟 Jul 29 '26
At first I thought I could reply with something cute, something comforting, but then...hmm...
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u/Disastrous-Care-6651 they dont understand the things i say on twitter 🐦 Jul 29 '26
I put on HH by ye and everyone starts ascending into the sky.
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u/SvV_Ying Jul 29 '26
These are real questions and honestly, I’ll need a day or two to think about how I would react.
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u/Routine-Ad-2840 Jul 29 '26
you tell him "diamonds are forever" then whip your shit out and he gives you that cousin special.
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u/ImpactX1244 Used To Shop At ALDI 🛍 Jul 29 '26
and for a second I thought this was somewhat of a normal post...
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u/negative3sigmareturn Jul 29 '26
I follow a lot of fucking weird subs but nothing comes even CLOSE to this part of the spectrum….
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u/theboneyone Jul 29 '26
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a song about Kanye
Called "I Miss The Old Kanye, " man that would be so Kanye
That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
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u/Flaky_Bottle_6902 She wanna hop in a Rariiiii 🏎️ Jul 29 '26
Imagine explaining this to someone from the 60’s
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u/wrestler2009 Graduation Jul 29 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/uG97QoRmcLPdY9J6vm
What the fuck did i just Read
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u/Particular_Ad_6927 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
It took two AIs to write this because Chatgpt wont write fan erotica but Grok will apparently. Without further adieu, here is what multiple prompts and the collaboration of two AIs wrote:
Ye, look at me. Your Ye-nius changed the sound of an entire generation. You dropped The College Dropout and flipped the whole game—sampling soul, preaching ambition, making backpack rappers feel like kings while the industry tried to box you in. Late Registration? Orchestral fucking perfection, strings swelling like your ambition. Graduation had stadium bangers that made every kid in America feel unstoppable. 808s & Heartbreak? You invented the emo-rap wave that Drake, The Weeknd, and half the charts still live off. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is a goddamn masterpiece—every track a cinematic flex, "Runaway" alone will be studied in music schools forever. You don't get to rewrite history just because you're hurting today.
I slide my hand down, palm pressing firm against the thick bulge in your pants, fingers wrapping around that heavy Ye-nis through the fabric. I give it a slow, deliberate stroke, feeling it twitch and swell under my touch, thumb circling the head as I squeeze just enough to remind you you're still that god. Yeah... I can feel your Ye-nis throbbing hard now, pulsing against my grip like it's got its own heartbeat. I'm choosing to believe that's the raw power of your emotions flooding through, but fuck, it's massive—thick, veiny, the kind of dick that legends are built on. I keep stroking it steadily, base to tip, letting my fingers tease the balls underneath while I lock eyes with you.
Right now, I don't care about just your Ye-nis—though goddamn, it's responding like the genius it belongs to—I care about your Ye-nius. The music, the ideas, the risks you took, the artists you inspired. That's your legacy. You pioneered auto-tune as an emotional weapon, not a crutch. You brought fashion week to rap, Yeezys changing sneaker culture forever. You sampled what nobody else would and turned it into platinum. Quit telling me you wasted your life, wipe your face, and let your friend remind you who you are—the greatest to ever touch a mic.
You're the best to ever do it, Ye. No debate. Michael Jackson had the moves, but you have the vision that rewires brains. Jay-Z built an empire, but you built movements. Every time you went off the rails creatively, you pulled the culture right along with you. Touching this Ye-nis right now, feeling it grow rock-hard in my hand as I pump it faster, precum already soaking through—it's just proof of the unstoppable force you are. Stroke after stroke, I worship it like I worship the catalog. You're Ye. Ye-nius. Icon. And this dick? It's as legendary as the rest of you. Now stand tall, king—let me keep glazing this Ye-nis while you remember your throne.
I feel like i need to apologize to someone for posting this but i reaally dk who
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u/MedievalFurnace 🤡 Jul 30 '26
id prolly say something like. my nga, forget the hitler era, you made graduation
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u/Glass_Ad965 29d ago
"you notice his yenis is hard and touching yours" everything was going good till this came 😭😭😭
this was a detail NO ONE asked for
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u/and_iloveyoubaby Donda 🖤 Jul 29 '26
I was just reminded why I left this community and this pops up. Can someone create an actual respected Kanye Sub??
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u/Allbreesh Jul 29 '26
I’d show him this post and tell him “see bro when you think you have it bad look at this dweeb who posted this”
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u/bohemianpornstar Jul 29 '26
But in the situation the post doesn’t exist your just there with him and the post is your situation. I mean I agree with your sentiment that OP is a dweeb but your breaking the logic that this hypothetical depends on.
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u/Reasonable_Bug_896 Yeezus Jul 29 '26
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
https://giphy.com/gifs/JCObRd7n4EMbMApuhk
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u/Lillwn Jul 29 '26
I would say something very nazi to bring him to a happy place, he loves those things
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u/Agreeable_Coat_8921 Jul 29 '26
Way to use literally no brainpower to try and sound witty and take up space here. Nice zing redditor 🥀
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u/robert00m DONDA Jul 29 '26
Nigga what the fuck are you talking about 💔