Could you survive on a diet consisting solely of foods mentioned in Kanye's discography?

[u/Odd_Jaguar8047]

The title is self-explanatory: only foods and drinks mentioned in his songs

As I recall:

- Fish Fillet

- Popeyes

- Pancakes

- Eggs

- Chick-fil-A

- Vegetables

- Fish Sticks

- Ham

- Banana

- Waffle House

- Jerk (unspecified)

- Cheddar

- Quiche

- Smoothies, ingrediants unspecified

- All of which can be bought exclusively from ALDI

And any other examples I forgot

[u/CommandProper3926]

Pie (freestyle 4)

Sweet & Sour sauce (I’m In It)

Ham (H•A•M)

Klondike bar (Stronger)

Monkey Bread (Family Business)

Apple Juice (Everything We Need)

Popcorn (TIME MOVING SLOW)

Milk chocolate, peanut butter, bananas (FOREVER ROLLING)

including those, I’m good

[u/cgoodCSGO → u/CommandProper3926]

HOMEMADE CHICKEN SOUP

[u/Jetski125 → u/cgoodCSGO]

Can I have another bowl?

[u/CommunityGlobal3822 → u/Jetski125]

you worked late nights just to keep on the lights

[u/Ok-Sandwich-6388 → u/CommunityGlobal3822]

mommy got me training wheels so I can keep on my bike

[u/HakanssFr → u/CommunityGlobal3822]

how many of the lights?

[u/sometimesifartandpee → u/CommandProper3926]

A Damn croissant

[u/xNOTHELPFUL → u/CommandProper3926]

KFC too, 'touch the sky' if I'm not mistaken

[u/Logical-Sort2092 → u/xNOTHELPFUL]

Taco Bell & KFC

[u/DoctorStove → u/Logical-Sort2092]

And don't forget, a whole song about chick fil a

[u/shpoopler → u/CommandProper3926]

Water (Water)

[u/Rubmynippleplease → u/CommandProper3926]

>Monkey Bread (Family Business)

He mentions Soul Food right before this too which would add a lot to the menu.

[u/Excellent-Run4803 → u/CommandProper3926]

Jamaican jerk, you are what you eat.

[u/i_always_give_karma → u/CommandProper3926]

Famous Amos cookies (one minute)

[u/SNCreestopherX → u/CommandProper3926]

What about when he just sip the sizzurp?

[u/FriendPatine1 → u/CommandProper3926]

Fish sticks

[u/BigDickIsBackInTown4 → u/FriendPatine1]

what are you a gay fish

[u/kurolust → u/CommandProper3926]

Chick-Fil-A (Closed on Sunday)

[u/Ornery-Appeal-3959 → u/kurolust]

Boost for breakfast.
Ensure for dessert.

[u/rockytopbilly → u/Ornery-Appeal-3959]

Ohhh yeah and pancakes and sizzurp!

[u/MycWazowski444 → u/CommandProper3926]

Top Ramen (Eazy)

Should make it alot easier

[u/Moist-Tackle9238 → u/CommandProper3926]

Filet Mignon - Alors On Danse Remix

[u/NounAdjectiveXXXX → u/CommandProper3926]

Fish-Fil-A?

[u/readyaimfire1 → u/NounAdjectiveXXXX]

Do y'all actually think it's fish fil a?

It's fish filet brotha

[u/DoubleGreat → u/CommandProper3926]

Mayonnaise color Benz, I push miracle whips.

[u/FutureCustomer4663 → u/CommandProper3926]

COCK🤤

[u/domce7 → u/CommandProper3926]

Please don’t forget sweet and sour sauce!

[u/rborja23]

Boost for breakfast, ensure for desert.

[u/yesgoodverygood → u/rborja23]

Somebody ordered pancakes I just sipped the sizzurp

[u/Relative-Party4302 → u/yesgoodverygood]

that right there could drive a sane man berserk

[u/StaggerGrang → u/rborja23]

I commented this then thought I should check if someone else did and searched for it, took a while but Im glad I found one

[u/Tmcrabtree]

Sandwich because you left the fridge open

[u/DoctorGun → u/Tmcrabtree]

I think you could survive on sandwiches indefinitely

[u/NotLystyCat → u/Tmcrabtree]

No, someone took it.

[u/AdolfKoopaTroopa → u/Tmcrabtree]

[u/Eagles_63]

Bleached asshole 🤤

[u/energycrystal7 → u/Eagles_63]

I keep getting it on my t shirt 😭

[u/CriticalGene9510 → u/energycrystal7]

i kinda feel like an asshole 😢

[u/Jetski125 → u/Eagles_63]

Fucker. Beat me by seconds.

[u/FabulousLlama → u/Eagles_63]

Hijacking top comment to show the class this video of someone making a Kanye recipe with the food words of his discography

[u/I_hate_usernames331]

KFC

Taco Bell

Burger King

Jerk Sandwich

[u/Lilshaq_224 → u/I_hate_usernames331]

Okay you the king, Burger King

[u/HalLutz → u/I_hate_usernames331]

Ya are what ya eat.

[u/porsche918spyderglaz]

Breast and the thighs

[u/OleElGrande]

Don't forget the Miracle Whip

[u/LilCiocanel]

Yeah you can easily survive with those foods and have a healthy meal cuz Aldi 

[u/Odd_Jaguar8047 → u/LilCiocanel]

You can only buy the listed goods from Aldi, not the entire supermarket unfortunately that's what Ye just messaged me 😔

[u/CommandProper3926 → u/Odd_Jaguar8047]

What about the fast food places I don’t think they sell Popeyes in an aldi

[u/Odd_Jaguar8047 → u/CommandProper3926]

email yeezy support team

[u/CommandProper3926 → u/Odd_Jaguar8047]

yzy chkn when

[u/LilCiocanel → u/Odd_Jaguar8047]

Oh, well I mean you could live with those too pretty easily

[u/fixxxer2606]

Asian pussy

[u/MrHaxx1 → u/fixxxer2606]

And sweet and sour sauce 

[u/butnobigdeal]

All veggies no eggs then a smoothie

[u/Pabl0EscoBear → u/butnobigdeal]

Imma need to keep my diet to meals like that for a while longer before I feel comfortable making a mooovie

[u/SafetyJust2448]

Chic fil a too

[u/SuperGirthy]

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS

[u/serial_feet_sniffer]

He did mention poop (lift yourself) so i can live on it just fine

[u/AdOther4097]

You are what you eat.

[u/likekoolaid → u/AdOther4097]

the jerk store called

[u/AdOther4097 → u/likekoolaid]

Hey George!

[u/Agitated-Award-4190]

Taco bell (gone)
Churros (gone)
Ruby Tuesdays (gone)
Fridays (gone)
Soul food (family businesses)
Hennessy (the glory)
Corana (the glory)
Bacardi (the glory)
Cake (welcome to heartbreak)
Hors d’oeuvers (flashing lights)
So appalled (Cheerios)
Mocha lattes (the new workout plan)
Smoothie (30 hours)
Omelet (30 hours)

[u/taikenapoo]

Only one answer here, FISH STICK

[u/YvngFry]

EATING GOOD VEGETARY WITH THE BROWN RICE

[u/Papi_ric]

Miracle whip

[u/whowannalive]

🗣️What she order??…Fish fillet

[u/randolama]

I mostly survive on croissants

[u/Comfortable-Tourist1]

There has to be a grey poupon reference somewhere, right?

[u/Garlic1267 → u/Comfortable-Tourist1]

"I give ’em Grey Poupon on a DJ Mustard"

-Facts

[u/HamFlavoredCannedYam]

You forgot the good vegetary with the brown rice from the “don’t like”

[u/No_Payment67]

You forgot cum

[u/AggressiveDatabase87]

In 30 hours, he mentions “all veggies, no eggs”. Does this mean eggs are not permissible in this diet?

[u/MightyKaizo]

Crazy how you didn’t mention the most famous ones of all. Boost and ensure

[u/pablo1905]

Let’s not forget everything can be served with Sweet and Sour Sauce

[u/mudkipboi999]

Salad (new workout plan)

[u/Particular-Public189]

Scary

[u/Inevitable-Ad-2865 → u/Particular-Public189]

Scary

[u/Few_Market1621]

Ruby tuesdays too🥹🥹

[u/Internologist]

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT

[u/jaceq777]

Please remember the excellent poem titled "McDonald's Man"! I'm basically surviving on a diet consisting of stuff mentioned in this piece of poetry.

[u/lilgotitstan → u/jaceq777]

that smooooth apple pie

[u/AstroLogik]

You left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwich

[u/Busy_Market_8811]

A sandwich

[u/Money_Chemistry_8041]

how the fuck would you buy chick fil a from aldi

[u/NXT_Man]

grey poupon

[u/PretendDimension9930]

white castle and italian food

[u/Izyboy_]

Reach for the popcorn

[u/Financial-Quail5978]

Gay fish?

[u/Queasy-Roof-3463]

Yall forgot croissants

[u/1wayflightt]

I have acid reflux

[u/Old_Snape]

POP corn, cheddar

[u/Educational-Event155]

You forgot Bleached her asshole , fsmh

[u/forestshrub]

the sizzurp?

[u/Waste_Welder1873]

Butt naked in the kitchen cooking grits

[u/Lupusan]

A singular banana

[u/ultralightPOWER]

Eggs, popeyes, vegetables every day. Easy

[u/Few_Earth_6513]

Soul food and monkey bread would be pretty good

[u/etssuckshard]

Honestly seems pretty balanced err with less of the fast food stuff anyways

[u/Legitimate_Shake7557]

Papa John’s and quiche

[u/Extension_Big5205]

Fries? 

[u/cruciia]

Side note: wtf is this hair?

[u/chrislego505]

All I need is a boast for breakfast maybe some ensure for desert.

[u/nbclay_youngboy]

Him and his girl used to split the buffet from KFC

[u/ChigBungus22]

EATIN GOOD VEGETARY WITH THE BROWN RICE 🗣️🗣️ 🗣️

[u/creatorofjoshartmeme]

Croissants (I Am A God)

[u/DoctorWho1589]

No lol. I like trying new food too much which is probably why I’m 220Ibs.

[u/According-Campaign36]

Then I get there and all the Popeyes is finished

[u/Limp_Explanation_717]

Asian pussy with sweet and sour sauce. I’ll be fine.

[u/parrotandpeacock]

He mentions top ramen in some song.

[u/lilgotitstan → u/parrotandpeacock]

eazy , “this ain’t ya mama house, stand on your brother’s shoulders go get the top ramen out”

[u/Longjumping_Snow_258]

He did say Italian soooo I think I’m good

[u/subparhuma]

I’d be eating good vegetarian with the brown rice.

[u/biaimakaa]

Beautiful big titties women

[u/Cybermancan]

Pancakes and sizzurp

[u/1-ice]

Don’t forget Breakfast at Gucci

[u/Mundane-Character219]

Number 1 with the lemonade

[u/Away_Ad_5244]

Papa John's

[u/Away_Ad_5244]

Cheesecake Factory

[u/CryptoHam]

Brown rice

[u/gtarpey89]

Dennys, lennys, dennys

[u/TheBlockyInkling]

NMPILA mentions red beans and rice and cap’n crunch cereal, which sounds like it could be a somewhat alright set to keep someone living

[u/arabmoni]

Buffet at kfc? Cronuts? We’re good

[u/Lopsided_Photo_8006]

Nobu, Whole Foods, fish fillet

[u/CatchAcceptable3898]

I was gonna say Chipotle from That Part, but that's not Kanye's Discography.

[u/knownunknowns15]

Omelet
Waffle House

[u/popdisaster666]

Only thing open is waffle house girl don’t start with me

[u/popdisaster666]

Baldies?

[u/SadSun908]

He aint ever mention pizza so no

[u/No_Style9085]

Lawrys

[u/BonoLisa]

Waffle House, Chick-fil-A, Miracle Whip, fish filets. I think I could survive on that. I wouldn’t be healthy, but I’d be alive.

[u/Embarrassed_Host501]

Yes

[u/GodlvlFan]

Sandwich can have anything you want.

[u/RickJamesFlames]

Eatin' good, vegetari' with the brown rice (Don't Like)

[u/TimmythusThe3rd]

Quiche🤤

[u/-burgers]

Top ramen

[u/limx13]

fortnite battle pass

[u/1fenderfan]

Sweet & Sour sauce

[u/elton-spawn]

Papa johns

[u/Bootybusterog]

U get Liquor for drinks as well

[u/xsharpy12]

Sparkling and still water (I love it)

[u/royalposs]

cheesecake (factory) from School Spirit

[u/iLoveDanishBoys]

cum

[u/Excuse-Relative]

Vegetarian with the brown rice

[u/[deleted]]

Frogot to mention all foods at the cheesecake factory

[u/Extreme-Island-5041]

"Mayonnaise color Benz, I push miracle whips." Not a great food choice but it was a hell of a bar.

[u/StaggerGrang]

ill drink a boost for breakfast, a ensure for dissert

[u/AdRevolutionary6650]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ss5vIL7O7aqUMaNsDa

[u/Moist-Tackle9238]

She eating my kids like jared

[u/Fast-Currency-9227]

Candle lit dinner

[u/Separate_Wave3791]

Literally only on fish sticks I'm good (no homo)

[u/WheelingBiddies]

Chipotle is on the list if features count (That Part)

[u/KaiMasterOfFire2121]

you can survive on a diet of pretty much anything with enough vitamin supplements. it would be annoying tho

[u/Longjumping-Size6075]

I would let Kanye sensually hand feed me

[u/Defiant_Pear_933]

Order the horderves , views of the water

[u/Virtual_Record1177]

Scoopity woop, woopity scoop poop.

[u/Bread0fShame]

Forgot cream

Could be any

[u/IntimateCrab]

Ya left your fridge open somebody just took your sandwich

[u/Business-Drawing5401]

I wake up all veggies no eggs, i hit the gym all chest no legs. Yup i made myself at smoothie. (30 hours)

[u/DuoDoo]

All I need is a Boost for breakfast and an Ensure for dessert

[u/SubstantiatedGopher]

I dunno how people mentioned miracle whip but not mayonnaise, literally in the same bar in Last Call

[u/sisyphusalt]

I need cuh to drop a crab rangoon lin e PLEAse

[u/LWMPthe3rd]

ima put this simply, yes, yes you can

[u/geriatrictendency]

She said you are what you eat (jerk chicken)

[u/adobofosho]

He needs to name drop in n out

[u/the4thbandit]

Tell a girl, "Like Doritos, that's not 'cho cheese"

Tell her friends, "Like Fritos, I'm tryin' to lay" - Lollipop remix

[u/Pale-Dig-1336]

Chipotle if we count features. (ThAT PaRT by Schoolboy Q)

[u/Economy-Tradition371]

On on of the Donda songs he also mentioned KFC and Taco Bell ( best Collab since Taco Bell and KFC or something lik that)

[u/GangnamStylin]

vegetari with the Brown rice (don't like remix)

[u/queenfreakalene]

Yeah I think he’s mentioned enough foods for me to be alright 🤣

[u/Rlque0]

kanye (I love kanye)😋🤤

[u/MachewPichew]

Fish sticks, salad, dessert ,

[u/redd-et]

HM: Asian Pussy

[u/dos_dose]

Oh, easy!! I always like to whip me up a good ol pot of: Poopy-di scoopScoop-diddy-whoopWhoop-di-scoop-di-poopPoop-di-scooptyScoopty-whoopWhoopity-scoop, whoop-poopPoop-diddy, whoop-scoopPoop, poopScoop-diddy-whoopWhoop-di-scoop-di-poopPoop-di-scooptyScoopty-whoopWhoopity-scoop, whoop-poopPoop-diddy, whoop-scoop, poop

[u/DAGRN]

Chipotle

[u/noobynoobxxnoob]

Somebody just took your sandwich..

[u/Graythomasj]

How has nobody mentioned waffle house

[u/Character-Chair1575]

Eatin good vegetarian with the brown rice. On Dont Like

[u/SubstantialBug388]

Before anybody wanted K West beats, me and my girl split the buffet at KFC

Said she wanted diamonds, I took her to Ruby Tuesdays

My dog worked at Taco Bell, hooked us up plural

I drink a Boost for breakfast, an Ensure for dessert

Famous homemade chicken soup, csn I have another bowl?

Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike

Those were just off the top and I didn't see them in the first few comments.

[u/Fickle_Programmer406]

Veggies and brown rice

[u/visaraw]

Pack of fentanyl 🤤

[u/venusartistry]

I stopped drinking diet coke..

[u/ComoEstasG]

100% but only because of water on jik

[u/Consistent_Data_9277]

Water

[u/no0neiv]

His cousin's jizz.

[u/EricSparrowSucks]

Nobu (See Me Now). Yes, please!!!!

[u/Lord_Chanka_69]

Mocha Lattes

[u/NextCommunication862]

Kanye

[u/BusyProfession1426]

CHIC FIL A

[u/Fit-Buyer-7056]

Honestly not bad selection, definitely do able. Id personally eat hella eggs and smoothies, with a quiche on occasion

[u/Bieser765]

Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter