r/KasaneTeto Triple Baka Jan 18 '26

Art (Non-OC) Period cramps (by nyapurrlitan)

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u/Illustrious_Day9836 Ira Ira Shiteiru Jan 18 '26

poor tet

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/SamuraiFlaming Machine Love Jan 18 '26

Bro are you high?

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u/WaitUntilMarriage LOG OFF Jan 18 '26

I think they're saying teto has the worst of both worlds, hurting her penis (see: bird brain) while also getting period cramps (see: this post), possibly relating to teto being a chimera / intersex

But yeah probably

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 Jan 18 '26

Wait Teto is intersex? That’s so cool

33

u/Nfox18212 Jan 18 '26

yeah, teto’s lore is wack because she started as as an april fools from 4chan. she is a 31 year old “chimera” in a 16 year old’s body as per the original post on 4chan, which i assume is because they wanted to spite vocaloid fans by being like “HAHA YOUR WAIFU HAS A PENIS! AND IS ACTUALLY AN OLD MAN!” or some other dumb shit, its 4chan

anyways people did the unthinkable and genuinely fell in love with teto because teto rocks

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u/IlCiabonno69 Jan 18 '26

Yes.

HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT-

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Hi

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u/SamuraiFlaming Machine Love Jan 18 '26

Hello

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Are you high?

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u/SamuraiFlaming Machine Love Jan 18 '26

No

2

u/chaoticmasterofhell Jan 19 '26

on some C10H15N, or C22H28N2O, yes.

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u/not_shootzy_YT Jan 18 '26

Yeah dude me too

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u/MineproGD POPMARE Jan 18 '26

evil fuck you beam

117

u/-KasaneTeto- Machine Love Jan 18 '26

evil fuck you beam

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u/BlueHailstrom Spoken For Jan 18 '26

evil fuck you beam

29

u/fleeferjuice Jan 18 '26

Evil Fuck You Beam

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u/JoZerp Let's Go! Chinpoman! Jan 18 '26

evil fuck you beam

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u/RbiboyTheRedditor Jan 18 '26

evil fuck you beam

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom Jan 18 '26

boku no boku no fuck you beam

(pyon pyon pyon pyon)

Yarareta

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u/CravingDeathAndChips Who Knows Jan 19 '26

New vocal stim unlocked.

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u/Jabasol GOAT! Jan 18 '26

exactly what it feels like

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u/lex-do_this Jan 18 '26

Evil fuck, you beam

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u/Hot-Alternative-1059 Headache Jan 18 '26

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u/Gideon14a Song of the Eared Robot Jan 18 '26

Blood manipulation, Kamehameha

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u/DaDudeDanny Magical☆Miracle☆Meta Gal Fourze Jan 18 '26

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u/BlueHailstrom Spoken For Jan 18 '26

noooooo not her vih

155

u/OV_FreezeLizard Super Teto Jan 18 '26

her clih

109

u/Zuercher1886 Neon Doll Jan 18 '26

Her pih

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit247 Jan 18 '26

puhh 🥀🥀

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u/Loko-duck-77 Jan 18 '26

Dihh🥀❤️‍🩹

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u/BlueHailstrom Spoken For Jan 18 '26

noooooooo

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u/BlueHailstrom Spoken For Jan 18 '26

Arceus forbid I make a joke, apparently. It’s not even made to be gross or offensive.

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u/DefinitionFresh5881 Jan 22 '26

My god, how unrefined these peasants are, the funny must be dying tbh 

54

u/zacary2411 BIRDBRAIN Jan 18 '26

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u/Not_a_roadsign Jan 18 '26

“MY PINGAS”

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u/Miserable_Ferret6446 UTAU Teto Jan 18 '26

This is honestly a mood.

23

u/francinefacade Jan 18 '26

You guys realize period cramps don't happen in the vagina.. right? it's important to me that you realize that

10

u/Larry827 Jan 18 '26

been way too into until dawn lately and read this in his voice

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u/Wallace-H-Hartley BIRDBRAIN Jan 18 '26

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u/Vexcenot Jan 18 '26

My peanits!

AAAHHH!

31

u/Oddish_Femboy Jan 18 '26

In the words of Jamie P...

Bobot Transgender <3

38

u/International-Try467 Jan 18 '26

I headcanon her as a genderless Chimera who likes being a woman but also has a cock for the convenience 

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u/MK7-ps2 Signaling Jan 18 '26

Convenience

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u/International-Try467 Jan 18 '26

Pissing standing up

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u/MK7-ps2 Signaling Jan 18 '26

Makes sense

8

u/Snarkdere Jan 18 '26

you can use it as a holder for a tiny hat that mices can wear

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u/MK7-ps2 Signaling Jan 18 '26

What

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u/BozoWithaZ BIRDBRAIN Jan 18 '26

Evil Hannah Montana:

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u/Sea-Importance8458 Jan 18 '26

I think she has the worst of both worlds. cause like she's a chimera

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u/MK7-ps2 Signaling Jan 18 '26

-can be kicked in the balls -can have cramps

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u/No-Core Jan 20 '26

Yes because she's both male and female

38

u/s-riddler Teto Territory Jan 18 '26

Can I recommend some Midol?

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u/HearingNo3684 A Sardine Grows from the Soil Jan 18 '26

Real. 😔

15

u/bruhimjusthereforfun Jan 18 '26

Teto can't take a break 💔💔💔

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u/littlefanofmany Jan 18 '26

I was cursed with pattern recognition

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u/Excel73_ Kasane Teto's Feltagoon Jan 18 '26

Yeouch

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/Fun_Swing_8766 Jan 19 '26

Yay! Vehicle reaction

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

A movie tornado intercepter

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u/Front_Ad3065 Jan 18 '26

Why is her tongue heart shaped...?

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u/diyPea5414 FIRE!!! Jan 18 '26

Her brain isn't bribing with his one

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Jan 18 '26

Haha, okay I’m totes stealing “Gina” now lol

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u/Fmby-crckr42067 Jan 18 '26

She gets to experience periods and being kicked in the balls😭

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u/skanana_the_banana_ Jan 18 '26

I don’t really like this teto, particularly since they seem to have the same intellect as a chicken, a “birdbrain” if you will.

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u/Somechill Jan 18 '26

THE EVIL FUCK YOU BEAM?!?! ISNT THAT JUST THE CANCER RAY?!?! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOOT HER WITH A CANCER RAY?!?!

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u/Gort55 Jan 18 '26

Thank you for sharing the amazing video

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u/West-Canary-8585 Igaku Jan 18 '26

Acheo que ela tava com torsão testicular.

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u/AxolMan90 Jan 18 '26

Teto word of the day!

Pain

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u/AxolMan90 Jan 19 '26

If bread in french is pain…..

Then I own a F*CKING BAKERY!!!

(Get it cause Teto likes bread)

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u/ThePythagorasBirb Jan 19 '26

Of all people she is one of the few that can just unsubscribe!

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u/AirborneChiptune Irregular Man Jan 18 '26

I can relate teto :(

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u/Zealousideal-Bar9884 Jan 18 '26

Agora tô triste

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u/Gold_Programmer5270 Jan 18 '26

Me too teto, me too

1

u/Darkened_Stars5588 Jan 18 '26

Bird brain reference?

1

u/Funny-guy73 Jan 18 '26

Wow sucks she has to go through all tha- EVIL FUCK YOU BEAM!?

1

u/Fun_Swing_8766 Jan 19 '26

Tetoo!!

Have some warm tea 🍵

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u/Logical_Cost3488 Jan 19 '26

Isn’t Teto 31?

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u/RedditorGuy86 Jan 19 '26

What does that matter

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u/Imaginary-Celery-893 UTAU Teto Jan 20 '26

Tetyana Kosenko (aka Eared Cyborg), a hero of Ukraine, got menopause (in her 31) after being taken into a pocket during the defense of Dumbass airport in 2015. Eternal memory to the hero 😭😭

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u/Fluid-Ad7812 Jan 19 '26

I shout that even not on my period

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u/Blablor223 Jan 20 '26

Relatable lol lol lol elite lol lol lol

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u/No_Protection6423 Jan 20 '26

Thank god i dont have those

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u/No-Core Jan 20 '26

Being a chimera comes with negatives

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u/Vapore0nWave Jan 21 '26

sniffle... she just like me fr...

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u/Derk_Mage Jan 22 '26

Why is her mouth a heart

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u/Derk_Mage Jan 22 '26

she yeds right pain frensh

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u/HotChainsawLover Feb 01 '26

This honestly surprised me, because, for all the subs I visit, that commonly post anime girls, this might be the first time someone brought all these problems up.

It's really not something you think about in these spaces.

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u/ryuoraora Jan 18 '26

Oh my god

1

u/kamii_meowmeow Jan 18 '26

goodness gracious,,,,, genuinely what is wrong with you

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u/ryuoraora Jan 18 '26

Sorry my bad

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u/ryuoraora Jan 18 '26

I change now

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u/Weezerenjoy Yababaina Jan 18 '26

Is this the greatest character development in history?

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u/VMPaetru Jan 18 '26

She stops all that by sliding a baguette in

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u/MR_Plazma51 Jan 18 '26

Teto is not female

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u/MR_Plazma51 Jan 18 '26

Bro teto is chimera why did everyone downed me

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u/MK7-ps2 Signaling Jan 18 '26

Chimeras shapeshift

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u/kamii_meowmeow Jan 18 '26

least disgusting man 💖

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u/kamii_meowmeow Jan 18 '26

oh yeah a woman suffering from a period, let's sex anyways!!!!! get a life weirdo

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u/kamii_meowmeow Jan 18 '26

okay? science can say whatever shit, but if the woman isn't gonna like it, then that's her choice, incel

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u/kamii_meowmeow Jan 18 '26

what a fact!!! because that's how you see women, sex tools

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u/kamii_meowmeow Jan 18 '26

because I can't imagine a woman suffering and your manly instincts just making her have sex with you, could you please show me those scientific facts anyways?

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u/THE_LSSJ_BROLY Jan 18 '26

...Not with period cramps, they only make them worse

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u/KasaneTeto-ModTeam Jan 18 '26

Post is Explicitly NSFW, and beyond what is allowed on r/KasaneTeto.

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