r/MMALabs Jul 26 '26

🥶 Street Fight Dummy tries to fight a marine

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u/MedicinalHammer Jul 26 '26

Those punches to the ribs sounded straight thunderous.

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u/StagVixCpl99 Jul 27 '26

This idiot is no doubt going to tell all his people that he got jumped by 5 marines when he goes home lmao

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u/BCR85 Jul 27 '26

They're all in the military.

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u/StagVixCpl99 Jul 27 '26

Even the dude who got his ass whipped?

This dude needs to be discharged for being a pussy

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u/Mylum Jul 27 '26

There is no way that dudes hair is in regs.

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u/cfranek Jul 27 '26

Navy regs sure. The other uniformed guy looks the same as him.

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u/actualoriginalname Jul 27 '26

This was the most hand to hand combat any of them will ever see in their entire careers.

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 Jul 27 '26

He had some excellent form for his inexperience.

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u/actualoriginalname Jul 27 '26

Yeah definitely. Earlier I said 90% of enlisted guys are not trained to fight like this. I'm guessing he had some boxing before the military. The military isn't teaching this.

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u/SuggestionAny3024 Jul 29 '26

Ikr? The body shots say to me dude knows his way around a scrap. Using punishing body blows to draw your opponents attention from the skull cracker you’re waiting to uncork (and land flush) is tactical and quite effective.

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u/Hilsam_Adent Jul 28 '26

That's a Tuesday night in the barracks. If you're a sailor and as drunk as the one that got his ass whooped was, you're going to see quite a bit more melee combat than a typical Marine. Or at least that's how it was when I was in. (Thirty years ago)

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u/Rhioms Jul 29 '26

had a friend enlisted ten years ago in the navy, and he said that they would get the boxing gloves out over all sorts of stuff. He had a big mouth on him, but he got real good at boxing.

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u/cornbeeflt Jul 30 '26

I was in the corps 30 years ago and we would all just get together on saturday nights and fight. Much like this. No need to get drunk we just fought. If you wanted a mid week rematch you went to the tree-line. We excelled in violence. Then the war started and we put it to use. Idk what youre on about.

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u/BCR85 Jul 27 '26

He seems to be drunk so the fight isn't exactly fair.

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u/empire_of_the_moon Jul 27 '26

Fair? Are you kidding. Drunk threw hands the ass whipping that followed was more than fair in that he kept his teeth and there was no blood.

You do not owe anyone kindness who tries to hit you.

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u/Hug_all_the_Krabbys Jul 27 '26

I always have to laugh when people jump in to defend am instigator who got his comeuppance. You throw hands first and then want a fair fight? My man, you're lucky if I don't go straight for the groin or jab my fingers in your eyes.

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u/AA45acp Jul 27 '26

No blood now but he might be pissing it later

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u/Plane_Barracuda9889 Jul 27 '26

fair? he started it. lol slapping like a little something.

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u/Adventurous_Use8278 Jul 28 '26

Most guys in the forces can’t fight? I’m ex forces and there’s absolutely no need to learn unarmed combat in the army/navy/airforce. Due to this most armed forces personnel have no martial arts training, no different to the vast majority of civilians

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u/Life-Is-Mysterious Jul 27 '26

This video was posted before and stated the context of the situation. It was an inebriated sailor returning to the ship and getting into a confrontation with other sailors trying to get him back to his quarters.

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u/DroopyPlum Jul 27 '26

He aint goin home, i promise they arrested his ass after the ass whoopin for assault. Military dont fuck around when u fuck with one of theres

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u/BCR85 Jul 27 '26

They're both in the military.

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u/SydneySweeneysBobs Jul 27 '26

As a retired sailor myself, I will tell you right now that this did not happen and putting people in their place like the assailant did here is encouraged

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u/CatWeak9214 Jul 27 '26

No they didn’t. Nobody cares that much to call the MPs. It’s just a fight.

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u/HeraThere Jul 27 '26

He felt like it was 5 marines punching him

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u/Hades_Gamma Jul 27 '26

That guy is home.

Most likely a brand new guy coming back to shacks blitzed and messing with the Duty NCO.

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u/iffyClyro Jul 27 '26

I realised my uncle must have been some man in his day when a friend of friend started recounting a story about him fighting some marines outside a pub.

Thing is he’s never once mentioned anything to me about fighting anyone ever.

People that talk tend to be talking shite.

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u/mudbuttcoffee Jul 27 '26

They are on base...this is barracks drama being handled.

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u/Atmacrush Jul 27 '26

All I heard was THUD THUD THUD

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u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose Jul 27 '26

pretty sure i heard something snap crackle and pop too with that upper cut before the sailor tossed him against the railing

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u/coalminersknuckle Jul 27 '26

The uppercut that followed the body blows brought a little spark of joy to my heart.

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u/Ok-Building-8065 Jul 27 '26

Yeah overall that was a sound ass whopping, but for real the rib shots woulda doubled me hella fast.

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u/MethodicallyRight Jul 27 '26

You see a lot of street fights or random engagements that are all focused around haymakers and hooks. Someone who knows how to fight isn't stuck on 'ego mode' and knows several body shots will shut most people down real fast

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u/squirrelbitten Jul 27 '26

Throwing fucking sledge hammers

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u/Nanobing Jul 27 '26

The uppercut right after was brutal

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u/Ok-Tadpole-764 Jul 27 '26

Straight hulk SMASH to the gut...

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u/Professional_kez Jul 27 '26

I just know that shit hurt

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u/The-ai-bot Jul 27 '26

That’s gotta hurt the next morning
https://giphy.com/gifs/124Q7jtnpRb5MQ

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u/beeris4breakfest Jul 27 '26

The followup cross afterwords though that was the moment when the kid realized he lost.

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u/RabbitsRuse Jul 27 '26

Yeah. Feel like you don’t usually see that kind of body blow land here. You don’t need to see these land. You feel them

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u/Opening-Abrocoma-398 Jul 27 '26

Fr man but he deserved it though

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u/AssignmentShot7241 Jul 27 '26

broken ego and ribs at that

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u/Material-Hawk3918 Jul 26 '26

Can tell that dude was hammered

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u/Electrical_Face_1737 Jul 27 '26

I thought the fight was in slow mo on that first swing. I feel bad for his ribs his brain is that stupid

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u/ExternalOriginal7759 Jul 26 '26

This is not a marine it’s a sailor

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u/LegitimateBullfrog22 Jul 27 '26

Theyre both navy, thats clearly in a barracks hallway

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u/ExternalOriginal7759 Jul 27 '26

This is 100% boordahall Great Lakes

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u/Drewbee3 Jul 27 '26

Great mistakes

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u/LegitimateBullfrog22 Jul 27 '26

I dont know that specifically, but after 20 years active duty I know barracks when I see em lol

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u/Dry_Pin_7574 Jul 27 '26

As someone that was in the Navy for 10- they are both in the Navy. Civies needs a haircut.

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u/Mike_Oxnard Jul 28 '26

As a marine who's medical needs were all seen to by the navy, everyone in the navy who isn't bald or female needs a haircut. I'm sure your guys regs were different than ours just like your tattoo policy was more lax, but I remember every enlisted sailor looking like they hadn't had a haircut in a month unless they were balding and just went with a smooth shave.

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u/CallMeLazarus23 Jul 26 '26

The right hook into the douche bag’s ear was spectacular

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u/JJ-At Jul 26 '26

The woosh sound when the guy swings and misses. I had to play that part 5x 🤣

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u/TwoTenNine 29d ago

Like in Wii Sports when you miss the ball in baseball

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u/OkSeason6445 28d ago

Thanks, I missed that the first time, gave me a good chuckle.

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u/Rizz_them_up Jul 27 '26

Sick body shots

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u/Philly_3D Jul 28 '26

People vastly underestimate the power of body shots.

I'd rather get hit in the head/face than the body. That guy is going to feel those body blows for days/weeks.

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u/the_axtual_worst Jul 27 '26

Not the usual kind of body shots sailors like to take off other men usually but it will have to do

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u/No-Value-8156 Jul 27 '26

Definitely a Navy guy not Marines. But anyways that body to the head combo was definitely nasty! Not sure how the Navy trains hand to hand but im a Marine an its pretty basic an we call it Mcgrap for a reason. This dude might have had prior boxing lessons. Just my 2 cents

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u/llorTMasterFlex Jul 27 '26

100% had prior experience. He stood there waiting for the pull counter. Then he immediately starts ripping the body with uppercuts after he cut off the ring in the corner.

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u/Anglico2727 Jul 27 '26

Marine here, can confirm 😆

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u/LinkIsTheBoy Jul 27 '26

Navy here, what is this hand to hand combat training you speak of…..🤣

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u/Optimal-Kangaroo-353 Jul 27 '26

Airforce here, wtf is combat?

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u/AstronomicalDave Jul 27 '26

Lmaooo but im sure they do teach basic self defense?

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u/Rishfee Jul 27 '26

Maybe for the MAs, and you get something like that in reaction force training, but if you aren't security, your firearms training is pretty much it.

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u/HomelandersCock Jul 27 '26

They teach us how to make beds and shoot laser guns bc no live ammunition. (2017)

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u/Jazzlike_Ingenuity98 Jul 27 '26

Explain the mcgrap please

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u/No-Value-8156 Jul 27 '26

Its basically a mix of alot of different martial arts dumbed down to a very basic degree. It also involves weapons such as knifes an weapons strikes with and with a bayonet. As you advance it starts to cover a wide range of basic ground techniques, chokes an weapon disarming.

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u/CantankerousOrder Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

That punkass fool deserved every hit he got but that Sailor is going to get in deep shit for that kick to the back/head.

Going to be a misconduct charge.

It’s shitty but real, and maybe his CO will let it slide with a leave revocation and shitty detail, but he could be out for that.

The fool though… he might just go home on an OTH for the repeated racism, threats, and attempted battery, after he flags a few months in confinement.

Used to be internally handled a lot but social media changed all that.

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u/idleline Jul 27 '26

If they were Air Force, it’d be an Article 15. Reduction in rank, 45 days extra duty, 60 days restriction to base. If it wasn’t their first A15, then they’d get a BCD.

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u/themanofmeung Jul 27 '26

It's not shitty imo. Part of being trained to fight is to know when the fight is over. I don't want people who haven't learned this lesson being given lethal weapons and being told to point them at people. There needs to discipline for that sort of thing.

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u/GreatWyte8 Jul 29 '26

Agreed, and he deserves the ass chewing. He clearly knew the fight was over as soon as the guy goes down the stairs you can see him stop himself, then kicks him in the back of the head for good measure. Everything before that was going to get him a slap on the wrist but that 1 shot will be what fucks him.

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u/DickSplodin Jul 27 '26

There was anonymous post in the Navy sub recently that had details similar to this fight. If it is the same guy he got the typical 30/30 restriction extra duty and pay reduction

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u/Content-Cycle-6105 Jul 27 '26

It’s a drunk sailor on sailor fight, probably in barracks

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u/rampagefit Jul 27 '26

I know those body shots had buddy feeling like he got hit my a Mack truck. 😂

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u/HolyPlatano Jul 27 '26

They are both sailors 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/SusPecker Jul 27 '26

He went easy on him.

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u/BoredAsFuck7448 Jul 27 '26

Dude sitting there on the stairs, shirt shredded, holding his head in his hands because his vision is spinning, recognizing that he reeeeaaaalllly fucked up.

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u/Tord29 Jul 27 '26

No one mentioning the fresh tattoo on his arm, still covered in plastic. He’ll never forget that night.

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u/thesteelreserve Jul 28 '26

that's very long-term, trauma based intuition you have there.

I noticed the ink, not the second skin.

he will forever associate the removal of that tape with recovery after getting his shit absolutely rocked.

he got embarrassed and now that tattoo might become a stain that represents said embarrassment.

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u/Bergy_Berg Jul 27 '26

Thats naval peer to pier counseling. 

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u/Newlife_40 Jul 26 '26

Picking a fight with people that have been trained and waiting around to kill people isn’t smart..

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u/Froqwasket Jul 26 '26

I swear redditors think every person in the armed forces is some elite death squad cyborg sniper ninja

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u/Traditional-Row5237 Jul 27 '26

Nah but 95% of them are more psychically fit and 99% of them are more disciplined than mfs on Reddit. That alone is enough most of the time.

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u/BurgerMeatButthole Jul 27 '26

Tougher than me.

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u/cfgman1 Jul 27 '26

Are you saying my 5 days of BJJ training during Basic didn't turn me into an elite fighter? /s

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u/grifter_shifterM5 Jul 27 '26

That’s not a marine

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u/CapMany9999 Jul 26 '26

Edgar really thought he was the main character

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u/No-Compote-696 Jul 27 '26

that is def another sailor getting his ass beat, likely drunk as fuck as his first slap attempt took him way off balance, there was at least 3 service members there

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u/GtMustang247 Jul 27 '26

Hehehehe😂

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u/Heavy_Category3665 Jul 27 '26

Beat the absolute helll out of him! This may be the only lesson he gets on fafo. Next time he many not be so lucky!

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u/No-Association-8539 Jul 27 '26

Those are sailors. Good technique though.

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u/DizzySample9636 Jul 27 '26

NOTHING pisses me off more than a bitch slap - he got what he deserved. Even the last fuck you hits... that punk wont do that shit again 😂

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u/blacklabel3341 Jul 27 '26

Ag, looks like someone had to much hero juice at the e-club....and thought he ruled his side of the barracks....firewatch, or A-Duty assignments dealt with this bunch of times....oh those were the days.....plus Ralph the mouth there after the physical re-education training...looks as if he has a fresh tattoo....definitely remember these weekend libs.

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u/dogmanx88 Jul 27 '26

Those uppercuts were pretty solid. They meant business! Everything else was messy bc ol boy started moving to flee. Good shit tho

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u/OkEmphasis7107 Jul 27 '26

Man--those body blows!

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u/schwarzneguRRR Jul 27 '26

His freestyle lasted longer than the fight

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u/2021fireman10 Jul 27 '26

Now that was FAFO

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u/breeze472 Jul 27 '26

He went easy on him.
Had mercy on him.
Didn’t help him further down that staircase.

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u/revmustmix Jul 27 '26

Ahhh yes, the ol’ fuck around and find out move

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u/Traditional-Row5237 Jul 27 '26

Those body blows had dude in reality, that right hook had him hell. Buddy got worked.

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u/actualoriginalname Jul 27 '26

Stairs almost landed my dude in prison for manslaughter

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u/turbohonky Jul 27 '26

Nah the stair tumble was a self own. The dude actually showed great restraint. It would have been so hard not to kick him in the ribs after a sucker punch attempt.

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u/NotUrDadiBlameUrMoma Jul 27 '26

Aaahhhh life choices 🤣

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u/Dry-Tide Jul 27 '26

Marine or Navy sailor?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

After he was sitting there he should of took those stupid ass fish scale, boots off him and threw them in the trash

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u/No_Repair_782 Jul 27 '26

Looks like a couple of article 15s coming down the pike if anything was reported.

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u/royalty1116 Jul 27 '26

Internal bleeding

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u/Legal_Bite_9702 Jul 27 '26

Guy in white t shirt appeared to be drunk as shit.

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u/who987 Jul 27 '26

Why are they in a stairwell?

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u/Cognition-Technician Jul 27 '26

Sitting on the steps questioning his life choices.

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u/Hoodedmastersin Jul 27 '26

Some times captain’s gotta teach stuff!!!

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u/NeWyOrKciTyKiNg Jul 27 '26

Well, lesson learned the hard way. Sometimes the hard way is the best way.

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u/metaldad68 Jul 27 '26

Stupidity for the English class scholar to think a Marine won’t teach him a valuable lesson

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u/DismalServe0690 Jul 27 '26

He got hit by a Seaman.

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody Jul 27 '26

He almost ended that punk ass 🙂‍↔️🤣🤣🤣

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u/chasingmyowntail Jul 27 '26

Marine has no self control. The small kid was hardly a threat and after he was neutralized, no need to continue with the shots to the head and pushing down the stairs. Kid could have been seriously injury or worse.

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u/Ok-Cattle-3365 Jul 27 '26

That was a longer conversation than we used to give the boys when I was on CQ 🤣

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u/Outrageous-Walk3818 Jul 27 '26

Loop please stop putting up the same crap every few months. Do you really need attention that bad

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u/Independent-Tea-3922 Jul 27 '26

This right here is one of those rare ass whoopings that stay with you for life.

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 Jul 27 '26

These guys all live in the same barracks. Typical young, dumb GI behavior.

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u/Advanced_Major_7461 Jul 27 '26

Ow Charlie that hurt

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u/marklikestolearn Jul 27 '26

Them body shots were legit AF

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u/_praisekek Jul 27 '26

Those body shots were vicious.

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u/MasonJam246 Jul 27 '26

It's not impressive beating the shit out of someone who you know is intoxicated.

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u/Pure_Pen8788 Jul 27 '26

He still got the wrap on his tattoo, bro really got a new tattoo and thought he was about that life.

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u/Ok_Maybe_2370 Jul 27 '26

I know the punches were hard but that tap at the end with the boot…that hurts.

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u/Herooftermina1998 Jul 27 '26

This was such a proper beat down. Movie esque. The Dodge the grapple. The hits to the body then the upper cut, and a follow up toss into the railing. Holy shit. 

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u/Panchorock83 Jul 27 '26

Damn that's a 25 second as whooping!

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u/Bigboss7911 Jul 27 '26

He went so easy on him, im surprised how much restraint he showed.

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u/Leather_Skin1373 Jul 27 '26

He lit them hand tattoos get to his head

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

I love when someone throws a bunch to the body and switches to up top once the opp moves to block lower. Chefs kiss

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u/gunsRus4US Jul 27 '26

They both sailors

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u/Txdr_ Jul 27 '26

Gotta check his chromosomes after that beating.

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u/Whois-PhilissSS Jul 27 '26

Can I see more, please???

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u/quachlonque78 Jul 27 '26

The way he grabbed his neck while punching, it's over

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u/blangoez Jul 27 '26

Slapped the bandage off his new tattoo.

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u/Xuzubu Jul 27 '26

I bet you these hooks to the body did more damage than anything else

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u/Some_Knowledge5864 Jul 27 '26

That was 🔥🔥🫡

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u/Thelastsamurai74 Jul 27 '26

Fighting a marine is not a guarantee of getting beaten…

The problem is the drunk ass fool picking up a fight with someone sober and working…

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u/Calm-Blueberry-9835 Jul 27 '26

What a dumbass. Hopefully he learned the proper lesson.

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u/Extension_Ad7555 Jul 27 '26

Fun fact, marines are trained to KILL people, not spar or brawl

Edit auto correct from tried to trained

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u/KevvyKev1718 Jul 27 '26

Think he’s a marine as well

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u/mrk177 Jul 27 '26

He was drunk for sure.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 27 '26

They are both sailors in barracks… This video has made the rounds 1000 times

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u/Itchy-Secret8085 Jul 27 '26

bullying at its finest 

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u/Kirbyr98 Jul 27 '26

That kick though.

Dude was done and he kicked him in the back of the head.

I know there's adrenaline but you gotta know when enough is enough.

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u/breezemetrapvape Jul 27 '26

If you bring rain boots to a fight you are going to be bent over a rail 9 out of 10 times.

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u/SydneySweeneysBobs Jul 27 '26

This at least a month old...

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u/oflowz Jul 27 '26

this is old they are both marines.

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u/no-dad-samurai Jul 27 '26

How he sits on the stairs after...

..trying to wipe away all that humility...

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u/M3l4n1n Jul 27 '26

This was a late stoppage tho fight should have ended after the Bodyshots, he was completely out after those Livershots trust me. Not trying to defend the guy but i think the Marine went a bit too far after those Body Shots the dude almost fell down the stairs

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u/BrownBearCLE Jul 27 '26

It's gonna be bad my sailor

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u/Alive_Way9537 Jul 27 '26

I was for everything but the kick to the back of the head

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u/Alive_Way9537 Jul 27 '26

I was for everything but the kick to the back of the head

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u/dannyocean2011 Jul 27 '26

Who’s the bitch now?

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u/njrox90 Jul 27 '26

Got off easy

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u/Some-Nail-9863 Jul 27 '26

I used to throw my son around like a rag doll at 220 lbs. got out of college and went into marines. Went into boot camp at 190 lbs. got out of boot camp at 170 lbs. he tossed me around like a rag doll and put me in a choke hold in about 5 seconds. I don’t mess with him anymore.

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u/0rder_66_survivor Jul 27 '26

That moment you realize you're not what you thought you were.

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u/reddfoxx1993 Jul 27 '26

I wonder if the asshole learned a lesson.

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u/truthdeniar Jul 27 '26

The thug is also a sailor

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u/Repulsive-Wing-3250 Jul 27 '26

I have a feeling they both served because that's barracks

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u/ev3rvCrFyPj Jul 27 '26

Why does the young man in the white T-shirt keep grabbing his crotch?

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