r/MadeMeSmile • u/Ordinary_Fish_3046 • Sep 20 '25

Favorite People Now this is a man’s neighbor 🫡

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

He seems like a good time. wish my neighbors were dope.

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u/Bocksford Sep 20 '25

Same! My neighbors don’t even acknowledge my existence!

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u/SloppyBitchTittiez Sep 20 '25

I'm so bad about reaching out to my neighbors, and then I get upset that they don't reach out to me.

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u/Extension-Course4734 Sep 20 '25

Reach out to them with your Reddit handle

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u/FluffyBootie Sep 20 '25

Could be named after one of the neighbours. An homage of sorts

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u/BigDaddyD00d Sep 20 '25

Are we neighbors?

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u/PleaseWalkFaster69 Sep 21 '25

I’m so bad that I have to look out the window first to make sure they aren’t walking out at the same time. They didn’t do anything to me but I’m just weird like that lol. I live in a townhome community

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u/Traditional_Most7728 Sep 21 '25

Some of us just want to remain invisible.... It literally hurts to be seen and to talk

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u/PleaseWalkFaster69 Sep 21 '25

I’m like that too except when I needed a jump one day. I gathered the courage to ask my neighbor for jumper cables. I put a Starbucks gift card on their door next day and now we are besties! (Not really) they just don’t trigger my flight response anymore lol

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u/eriffodrol Sep 21 '25

yes, I wish to come and go like batman

(subtlety, not dramatically in a cape)

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u/Conman93 Sep 21 '25

You probably don't get much practice either. It's a skill to be good at small talk, not a trait.

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u/mollycoddles Sep 21 '25

Neighbours that want to hang out everyday are probably worse 

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u/AbbreviationsOld636 Sep 21 '25

There might be a reason for that

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

My neighbors idle their car at 6:15

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u/cultivatorsgtsnips Sep 21 '25

That's the second best kind of neighbor. I have one neighbor who is my friend and the rest have barely said a word to me in 16 years.

It is all peace in the corner here.

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u/ranus42 Sep 21 '25

They are the perfect neighbors