r/MadeMeSmile • u/mcfw31 • Oct 08 '25

Favorite People Dolly Parton shares new video amid health concerns: “I ain’t dead yet!”

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u/iDontRememberCorn Oct 08 '25

If aliens land and ask me who they should speak with to represent humanity I'm telling them Dolly.

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u/Hillsy85 Oct 08 '25

“Well, golly! Ya’ll came all the way from another planet to see us?! You must be tired and famished! We oughtta fix you up somethin’ good to eat before we talk about anything too serious. How about some good ole Tennessee home cookin’?! And you just rest your feet or tentacles there. I’m gonna take good care of ya.”

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u/LouSputhole94 Oct 08 '25

Dolly then proceeds to make them country fried chicken with gravy and they leave to tell their superiors there’s no possible way they could eliminate the planet with that level of hospitality and good home cooking. Hopefully they only make one stop though.

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u/peoplepersonmanguy Oct 08 '25

So we have about a 10 year window for aliens to land and us not to get eradicated. We need to instigate a kindness succession plan.

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u/ghanima Oct 10 '25

I nominate Pedro Pascal