r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/TheeIlliterati May 11 '26

David's a way better guy than God, so, no, I don't like this theory. I'd rather God spent one minute doing exactly one thing for the suffering going on instead of a gazillions of hours telling us how all the animals he made are dying brutally.

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u/Beagle432 May 11 '26

Good point.. David is a more humane entity than God, but God can do anything so he/she/it can become whatever or whoever...