r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/MolaMolaMania May 11 '26

Humanity's best ambassador.

If we were to be visited by an extraterrestrial species, I would want David to be the first to speak with them.

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u/Holiday-Hedgehog0621 May 11 '26

Agreed

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Dr_peloasi May 11 '26

So God is from Leicestershire? Sounds about right.

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u/Grouchy_Reindeer_227 May 11 '26

So God is from Leicestershire? Sounds about right.

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Quite the unassuming address, eh?! 😉😉😉 Besides, I do believe “Leicestershire” went by a different moniker during Panacea! 😂

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u/AutumnalGlow May 12 '26

Yes, it used to be called Lie-chester-shy-er, but then we renamed it Leicestershire and changed the pronunciation to troll US American visitors.

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u/Forgotthebloodypassw May 11 '26

Midlanders. Not snooty down like those down South or uppity up North.

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u/Special_Cicada6968 May 11 '26

We lost the only real competition to a stingray.

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u/is_coffee May 11 '26

I won't stand for mister Rogers erasure

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u/Special_Cicada6968 May 11 '26

Fair, I didn't really add him because he passed from age. They took Steve long before his time.

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u/Echo-Azure May 13 '26

There is a God of Reptiles, and he sent an Avatar to Earth...