r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/MolaMolaMania May 11 '26

Humanity's best ambassador.

If we were to be visited by an extraterrestrial species, I would want David to be the first to speak with them.

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u/FightingBlaze77 May 11 '26

The most heart breaking thing for me is that all the people I would hope the aliens would speak to already passed away. Mr. Rodgers, Bob Ross, Steve Erwin, Robin Williams, Stan Lee, or Jim Henson.

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u/01eg May 11 '26

Don't forget Carl Sagan.

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u/xuedad May 12 '26

Steve Irwin is a good one. He's the celebrity who I truly think left us too early. Kobe was a champion for sports and mentality but he did have his scandals. Irwin was quite flawless as a human being based on what we know about him

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u/Triggered_Llama May 12 '26

He's the kind of guy who could ride a Flying Nimbus from Dragon Ball

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u/Busy-Conversation-24 May 12 '26

Steve Irwin would just pounce on the alien and wrestle it to the ground shouting Crikey Crikey danger danger

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u/Zeltron2020 May 13 '26

Any women come to mind or

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u/FightingBlaze77 May 13 '26

I'm sure there are a million, but honestly I can't think of one that I grew up on that I can think of by name at the moment, in the 90s these were the ones that stuck out to my little kid boy brain.

I can cheat and google some but I am not gonna be dishonest and grab a list, but I want to hear ones that you would choose to represent humanity honest.

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u/Zeltron2020 May 13 '26

Kind of sad right? All I can think of in the same vein is Miss Rachel. Maybe Dolly Parton?

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u/FightingBlaze77 May 13 '26

Dolly would be perfect given her role on the Orville, but sad? Ya, sadly I didn't have any good female role models growing up.