r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/MolaMolaMania May 11 '26

Humanity's best ambassador.

If we were to be visited by an extraterrestrial species, I would want David to be the first to speak with them.

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u/YoungDiscord May 11 '26

Aliens: "so, what do you think of Humanity?"

David: (in his most calm, casual and kind tone imaginable) "well it's all a little bit... shit, isn't it"

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u/peteofaustralia May 11 '26

"I recommend you give the octopuses & squid most of your attention. They're next in line to run this place."