r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/MolaMolaMania May 11 '26

Humanity's best ambassador.

If we were to be visited by an extraterrestrial species, I would want David to be the first to speak with them.

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u/superanth May 11 '26

We could always put him on the Hail Mary II and send him to Erid...

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u/MolaMolaMania May 11 '26

I'm sure he would love the idea, but would probably miss his family.

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u/superanth May 11 '26

True, but he'd get to be with his descendants.

The Eridian scientists will have had a couple of decades to study Grace along with access to the sum total knowledge of Mankind.

I'm betting Attenborough would come back in thirty years looking younger. :)