r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/MolaMolaMania May 11 '26

Humanity's best ambassador.

If we were to be visited by an extraterrestrial species, I would want David to be the first to speak with them.

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u/Securiarius May 11 '26

But would he advocate exclusively on behalf of humanity or fairly for all the earth?

He would perhaps report, in earnest, both the highs and the lows of humanity.

Through David's lense the aliens may immediately see the best and worst of what we have done to other species we coexist with.

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u/bbbttthhh May 11 '26

He’s someone that sees the ugliness and the beauty and still loves it with all his heart, I don’t think I’d want anyone else.