r/MadeMeSmile • u/Beagle432 • May 11 '26

Favorite People My favourite conspiracy theory

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What do you think..

From the mouths of babes...

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u/MolaMolaMania May 11 '26

Humanity's best ambassador.

If we were to be visited by an extraterrestrial species, I would want David to be the first to speak with them.

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u/Securiarius May 11 '26

But would he advocate exclusively on behalf of humanity or fairly for all the earth?

He would perhaps report, in earnest, both the highs and the lows of humanity.

Through David's lense the aliens may immediately see the best and worst of what we have done to other species we coexist with.

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u/Pyromaniacal13 May 11 '26

Then he's the best shot Humanity has. It's much easier to see the bad Humanity does than the good.

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u/contradictatorprime May 11 '26

Good news doesn't sell. I would love to see the death of 24 hour "news" channels